An old fella, a bit worse for wear due to inebriation, came into my local shop as I gave my money to the shop keeper and said, "Hey, mate! I want to buy a wathp!"
Shopkeeper, "A wathp?".
Old fella, "Sorry, a wasp!".
Shopkeeper, "We don't sell wasps!".
Old fella, "No! I only want one wasp.".
Shopkeeper, "We don't sell wasps individually or collectively!".
Old fella, "Why not? You've got one in your window!"...
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