Author Topic: Inter Miami? Who are they? Exactly… (Read 4116 times)

rossipersempre · « **on:** July 22, 2021, 02:59:58 pm »

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/57926912

Hadn’t really heard much about Beckham’s vanity project (beyond the legal row with Internazionale of Milan) but interesting to see they’re quickly becoming the laughing stock of the MLS.

This with Higuain, Matuidi and….err, Ryan Shawcross

Couldn’t happen to a nicer honour-coveting prick and particularly sweet with Lurch Addams about to eclipse his inbred brother’s infamous record at Valencia.

Samie · « **Reply #1 on:** July 22, 2021, 03:02:39 pm »

Started off with six defeats in a row and has said they have 23 cup finals left.

He's putting his big bro to shame with his record.

Drinks Sangria · « **Reply #2 on:** July 22, 2021, 03:07:02 pm »

They're a branding exercise.

Anyone who saw Shawcross in his last season at Stoke or even Higuain in the final throes of his time at Juve could tell you that neither still had a body that was capable of playing a reasonable level of football. Kieran Gibbs is also there, and Makoun, once of Juve if anyone remembers him. I think Brek Shea might've played for Stoke as well at some point, he was definitely playing in the Championship anyway.

MLS is probably around the standard of The Championship now, which is pretty rapid in terms of rise, as it could have feasibly been compared to lower league one/league two only a couple of seasons ago.

Neville is clearly without much grey matter but an awful lot of arrogance to back that up, he did okay with the EWNT but they seemed to succeed in spite of him rather than because of him.

Crosby Nick · « **Reply #3 on:** July 22, 2021, 03:08:52 pm »

At what point does Phillip decide that maybe coaching isn’t for him?

Lone Star Red · « **Reply #4 on:** July 22, 2021, 03:14:22 pm »

Quote from: Drinks Sangria on July 22, 2021, 03:07:02 pm

They're a branding exercise.

Anyone who saw Shawcross in his last season at Stoke or even Higuain in the final throes of his time at Juve could tell you that neither still had a body that was capable of playing a reasonable level of football. Kieran Gibbs is also there, and Makoun, once of Juve if anyone remembers him. I think Brek Shea might've played for Stoke as well at some point, he was definitely playing in the Championship anyway.

MLS is probably around the standard of The Championship now, which is pretty rapid in terms of rise, as it could have feasibly been compared to lower league one/league two only a couple of seasons ago.

Neville is clearly without much grey matter but an awful lot of arrogance to back that up, he did okay with the EWNT but they seemed to succeed in spite of him rather than because of him.

Think that's a fair assessment. The league was deservedly a laughingstock for many years but for the most part, it's no longer a retirement only league. A lot of clubs are heavily investing in their youth systems and looking to Central and South America for young talent to springboard them to bigger leagues in Europe.

I don't pay it much attention and I can count on one hand how many FC Dallas games I've been to in my life but it's nice to see the improvement that's been made across the board with squad depth, academies, style of play and the stadiums being built left and right. FC Dallas, my "local" team, has sold several young players to European clubs the last couple of years, which has been cool to see.

Alisson Wonderland · « **Reply #5 on:** July 22, 2021, 03:22:40 pm »

Quote from: BIG DICK NICK on July 22, 2021, 03:08:52 pm

At what point does Phillip decide that maybe coaching isn’t for him?

Or punditry. As long as he is managing in America he is off my tv screen so that is fine with me

The G in Gerrard · « **Reply #6 on:** July 22, 2021, 03:30:15 pm »

Got thrashed at home. Neville should be gone already.

El Lobo · « **Reply #7 on:** July 22, 2021, 03:31:55 pm »

I'd love to see a proper 'Class of 92' documentary

Sir Beckham going on a six year retirement tour in his early 30s, and then nothing until this laughing stock

Sir Gary and Sir Phil embarrassing themselves every time they get a microphone stuck in front of them, and every time they get a coaching job

Sir Giggs laughable coaching record and horrible personality shining through

Sir Scholes solo coaching career being seven games in charge of Oldham, and again embarrassing himself whenever he's got a mic in front of him

And Nicky Butt.

Dull Tools · « **Reply #8 on:** July 22, 2021, 03:32:05 pm »

Expansion teams always struggle in their first seasons.

lamonti · « **Reply #9 on:** July 22, 2021, 03:39:56 pm »

The seven minute long squirm after his latest 5-0 defeat is almost pornographic.

CheshireDave · « **Reply #10 on:** July 22, 2021, 03:40:44 pm »

Didn't he once say the England women's team were lucky to have him?!

RyanBabel19 · « **Reply #11 on:** July 22, 2021, 04:20:06 pm »

Quote from: BIG DICK NICK on July 22, 2021, 03:08:52 pm

At what point does Phillip decide that maybe coaching isn’t for him?

The guys spent his life trying to outdo his brother... why stop now?

FiSh77 · « **Reply #12 on:** July 22, 2021, 04:23:41 pm »

Quote from: BIG DICK NICK on July 22, 2021, 03:08:52 pm

At what point does Phillip decide that maybe coaching isn’t for him?

Hopefully not until after he's had a crack at managing the mancs or Everton, or both

Dave McCoy · « **Reply #13 on:** July 22, 2021, 04:33:32 pm »

I've been going to MLS games now for about 12 years though only 1-3 games a year. Might start going to more now that the LAFC stadium is easier to get to than the Galaxy's but we'll see. It has grown immeasurably from where it was but I think it might be a stretch to say it's Championship level, at least across the whole league. Biggest issue is MLS still spends relative peanuts on salaries in comparison to the Championship, they don't even spend at the level of Liga MX yet and why their record against Liga MX teams is so poor.

But it is changing and the biggest thing as noted is spending more on youth, realizing there is nothing wrong with being a stepping stone league (MLS didn't want to be seen as selling their best players for a long time) and not giving every washed up Euro star a big contract to stink out the joint but trying to build an actual team.

Anyway, this is the Phil Neville piss taking thread and I for one find it hilarious. He'll probably get the England mens job next....

rossipersempre · « **Reply #14 on:** July 22, 2021, 04:38:34 pm »

Quote from: FiSh77 on July 22, 2021, 04:23:41 pm

Hopefully not until after he's had a crack at managing the mancs or Everton, or both

Mirroring his playing career. Comedy value aside, its not beyond the realms of possibility. Look at Solskjær and Lampard.

rodderzzz · « **Reply #15 on:** July 22, 2021, 04:40:40 pm »

I’ve been a Vancouver season ticket holder since they joined MLS and have travelled away to watch them at 20 different mls cities and I can assure you, every championship team would twat most of the mls outside maybe the top 2/3.

Samie · « **Reply #16 on:** July 22, 2021, 07:23:55 pm »

Hazell · « **Reply #17 on:** July 22, 2021, 07:25:59 pm »

https://soundcloud.com/secondcaptainsextras/the-phil-nev-meister-general

TepidT2O · « **Reply #18 on:** July 22, 2021, 07:27:16 pm »

Makes you proud to be British doesn’t it?

Fromola · « **Reply #19 on:** July 22, 2021, 07:29:10 pm »

Quote from: fucking appalled on July 22, 2021, 03:31:55 pm

I'd love to see a proper 'Class of 92' documentary

Sir Beckham going on a six year retirement tour in his early 30s, and then nothing until this laughing stock

Sir Gary and Sir Phil embarrassing themselves every time they get a microphone stuck in front of them, and every time they get a coaching job

Sir Giggs laughable coaching record and horrible personality shining through

Sir Scholes solo coaching career being seven games in charge of Oldham, and again embarrassing himself whenever he's got a mic in front of him

And Nicky Butt.

Robbie Savage is doing well for himself though.

4pool · « **Reply #20 on:** July 22, 2021, 09:53:28 pm »

Nev: "I've been in football long enough and I know the consequences - that's no problem to me."

Translated: I'll get sacked and a payoff, so no worries.

John C · « **Reply #21 on:** July 22, 2021, 10:01:09 pm »

According to his discussion with Carra on a recent Podcast Neville said Beckham removed himself from the selection process and he had to convince the owners he was the best person for the job. Hahahahahaha fucking mugs.

Bullshitters making big dosh.

elsewhere · « **Reply #22 on:** July 22, 2021, 10:10:28 pm »

I know it's only MLS but nevertheless hilarious stuff. First ratface then this twat get absolutely embarrassed as managers.

4pool · « **Reply #23 on:** July 22, 2021, 10:20:25 pm »

Hopefully Ole' matches the 6 in a row losses this season..

Keith Lard · « **Reply #24 on:** May 23, 2023, 07:02:52 pm »

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/av/football/65683411

OMG - what an utter bell end Phil Neville is

kennedy81 · « **Reply #25 on:** May 23, 2023, 07:12:43 pm »

Quote from: Keith Lard on May 23, 2023, 07:02:52 pm

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/av/football/65683411

OMG - what an utter bell end Phil Neville is

TepidT2O · « **Reply #26 on:** May 23, 2023, 07:29:04 pm »

What an utter tit

I've been a good boy · « **Reply #27 on:** May 23, 2023, 07:37:01 pm »

He has about three marbles rolling around upstairs

El_Frank · « **Reply #28 on:** May 23, 2023, 11:06:25 pm »

I give him 10 years tops before he's shouting "Get off my train!" to ghosts.

WhereAngelsPlay · « **Reply #29 on:** May 23, 2023, 11:37:12 pm »

Quote from: TepidT2O on July 22, 2021, 07:27:16 pm

Makes you proud to be British doesn’t it?

Sorry what was the question again ?

Crosby Nick · « **Reply #30 on:** May 23, 2023, 11:41:23 pm »

It’s like he saw someone do that before once, thought it looked good, tried it himself, maybe realised he was a twat (maybe that’s giving him too much credit for having any self-awareness) and lost his train of thought.

Ravishing Rick Dude · « **Reply #31 on:** May 23, 2023, 11:49:43 pm »

Quote from: Crosby Nick on May 23, 2023, 11:41:23 pm

It’s like he saw someone do that before once, thought it looked good, tried it himself, maybe realised he was a twat (maybe that’s giving him too much credit for having any self-awareness) and lost his train of thought.

He probably saw Nigel Pearson.

Sir Capon of Debaser · « **Reply #32 on:** May 23, 2023, 11:53:58 pm »

Quote from: El_Frank on May 23, 2023, 11:06:25 pm

I give him 10 years tops before he's shouting "Get off my train!" to ghosts.

To be fair if someone stood on my wedding dress on my big day id be livid an all

gerrardisgod · « **Reply #33 on:** June 1, 2023, 11:39:52 pm »

Sacked

Saw he was getting booed the other night for bringing his son on

oojason · « **Reply #34 on:** June 1, 2023, 11:45:17 pm »

Ole soon to be at the wheel? Or will they 'give it Giggsy' till the end of the season...?

www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/65784220

Crosby Nick · « **Reply #35 on:** June 2, 2023, 12:10:53 am »

Quote from: gerrardisgod on June 1, 2023, 11:39:52 pm

Sacked

Saw he was getting booed the other night for bringing his son on

Jobs for the boys. He learnt one thing from Ferguson at least.

Black Bull Nova · « **Reply #36 on:** June 2, 2023, 12:11:20 am »

Quote from: WhereAngelsPlay on May 23, 2023, 11:37:12 pm

Sorry what was the question again ?

Hilarious, don't interrupt me, but please remind me what is going on if you don't mind, dickhead
They really do have a talent.
Who'd of thought Robbie Savage would end up being regarded as the most decent of the class of 92, (albeit no-one knows what Nicky Butt is all about but then he wasn't really one of the leading lights was he)

King Kenny 7 · « **Reply #37 on:** June 2, 2023, 12:36:04 am »

Am I the only one disappointed we actually have a thread for this Shower.

Samie · « **Reply #38 on:** June 2, 2023, 12:58:43 am »

Fuckin Hell! What a life, living in Miami while doing a shite job. it's made for me this job.

El_Frank · « **Reply #39 on:** June 2, 2023, 07:49:51 am »