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Re: Curtis Jones
« Reply #2200 on: April 1, 2021, 03:23:04 pm »
Ha ha. Fucks sake, being badly had off here like. Love to take things literally on here.


That's even more Beckettian!

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Re: Curtis Jones
« Reply #2201 on: April 1, 2021, 04:10:00 pm »
That's even more Beckettian!

"Listen to me closely. Curtis Jones is not good enough"

"So you think he's not good enough?"

"Why are you taking me literally?"

I wonder what's going to happen next?

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Re: Curtis Jones
« Reply #2202 on: April 1, 2021, 04:59:29 pm »
Waiting for Cujo

I was mulling over Waiting for Godin.

I don’t think it’s that far fetched to say there are others ahead of Curtis in the pecking order at the moment. Beyond the starters (and it is a bit weird how Lingard is back already) he’s behind the likes of Grealish and Maddison at this time.

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Re: Curtis Jones
« Reply #2203 on: April 1, 2021, 05:25:54 pm »
I was mulling over Waiting for Godin.

I don’t think it’s that far fetched to say there are others ahead of Curtis in the pecking order at the moment. Beyond the starters (and it is a bit weird how Lingard is back already) he’s behind the likes of Grealish and Maddison at this time.

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Re: Curtis Jones
« Reply #2204 on: April 1, 2021, 05:35:34 pm »
Same poster as well.

I imagine he'll pop up anytime he has a poor game or does something wrong to remind us all how he doesn't think he's going to become much.

Same "Bad melt you lad" come back as well.

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Re: Curtis Jones
« Reply #2205 on: April 1, 2021, 05:46:03 pm »
Well good to know that I'm not the only one that sometimes should have logged off instead of post.

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Re: Curtis Jones
« Reply #2206 on: April 1, 2021, 06:07:10 pm »
Same "Bad melt you lad" come back as well.

We sure Gary doesn't suffer from Alzheimer's ?
Have I used that one before as well? Imagine being that much of a bad melt that you go through someone's posts to check up on what's been said.

Christ imagine the fewm if I said Curtis Jones was average. I'd probably be banned?

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Re: Curtis Jones
« Reply #2207 on: April 1, 2021, 06:10:10 pm »
G a r y said Curtis Jones is average  :wave
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Re: Curtis Jones
« Reply #2208 on: April 1, 2021, 06:23:49 pm »
He said Jehovah..

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Re: Curtis Jones
« Reply #2209 on: April 1, 2021, 08:21:22 pm »
I'm astonished that anyone might believe this lad hasn't got the raw ingredients to become as big a success as he wants. It really is all down to the kid now - how much does he want it? He's exceptionally talented.

Yeah he’s as obvious a talent as Trent was he first broke through, the one player I don’t think I’ve seen anyone doubt will make it here since a lot of us first saw him play at 16. He’s never not been the best player in his age group, he isn’t a late bloomer or someone who might of been lesser talented than others but had to graft and outwork others to gain that extra inch, he’s just always been the most naturally talented player at any level, for both England and Liverpool youth, and on the street the park or at school playgrounds too, he’s just always been the naturally gifted skilful and cheeky talent who could almost take the piss with his ability.

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Re: Curtis Jones
« Reply #2210 on: April 1, 2021, 08:22:58 pm »
Yeah he’s as obvious a talent as Trent was he first broke through, the one player I don’t think I’ve seen anyone doubt will make it here since a lot of us first saw him play at 16. He’s never not been the best player in his age group, he isn’t a late bloomer or someone who might of been lesser talented than others but had to graft and outwork others to gain that extra inch, he’s just always been the most naturally talented player at any level, for both England and Liverpool youth, and on the street the park or at school playgrounds too, he’s just always been the naturally gifted skilful and cheeky talent who could almost take the piss with his ability.

You stalked him on the street, at the park, and at school playgrounds?
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Re: Curtis Jones
« Reply #2211 on: April 1, 2021, 08:24:57 pm »
You stalked him on the street, at the park, and at school playgrounds?

  ;D I should say probably at a guess

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Re: Curtis Jones
« Reply #2212 on: April 1, 2021, 08:26:46 pm »
Don't answer that .

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Re: Curtis Jones
« Reply #2213 on: April 1, 2021, 08:38:54 pm »
Since haste quite Schorsch, but Liverpool are genuine fight pigs...

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Re: Curtis Jones
« Reply #2214 on: April 1, 2021, 08:58:54 pm »
Haven’t had as much fun in ages reading this thread - brilliant🤗
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Re: Curtis Jones
« Reply #2215 on: April 6, 2021, 10:07:22 pm »
So yeah....no route into the first team currently for young Curtis
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Re: Curtis Jones
« Reply #2216 on: April 10, 2021, 07:09:56 pm »
Not to rain on any parade, but, like....why’s he not gotten any minutes in what feels like a month or more? 
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Re: Curtis Jones
« Reply #2217 on: April 11, 2021, 02:54:29 pm »
Not to rain on any parade, but, like....why’s he not gotten any minutes in what feels like a month or more?
I've heard a small injury.

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Re: Curtis Jones
« Reply #2218 on: April 11, 2021, 02:59:57 pm »
I've heard a small injury.

He had a short mock training session at CB. Got injured.
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Re: Curtis Jones
« Reply #2219 on: April 11, 2021, 03:01:53 pm »

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Re: Curtis Jones
« Reply #2220 on: April 11, 2021, 03:51:36 pm »
Very good!


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Re: Curtis Jones
« Reply #2221 on: April 11, 2021, 03:58:31 pm »
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Re: Curtis Jones
« Reply #2222 on: April 14, 2021, 09:54:24 pm »
When fit he needs to be ahead of Thiago in the pecking order.
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Re: Curtis Jones
« Reply #2223 on: April 14, 2021, 10:33:24 pm »
When fit he needs to be ahead of Thiago in the pecking order.

Why?

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Re: Curtis Jones
« Reply #2224 on: May 13, 2021, 10:18:03 pm »
That was some cameo, come on just as we were panicking a bit, sorted it right out and got an assist. Lovely to see him again.

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Re: Curtis Jones
« Reply #2225 on: May 13, 2021, 10:18:32 pm »
Wat an assist dat was den.

Got a good understanding going with Mo on counter attacks.
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Re: Curtis Jones
« Reply #2226 on: May 13, 2021, 10:19:11 pm »
He’ll be the long term Wijnaldum replacement, arguably should by in ahead of him already.
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Re: Curtis Jones
« Reply #2227 on: May 13, 2021, 10:20:47 pm »
He’ll be the long term Wijnaldum replacement, arguably should by in ahead of him already.

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Re: Curtis Jones
« Reply #2228 on: May 13, 2021, 10:44:28 pm »
Cool as a cucumber Curtis was, and it was needed.
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Re: Curtis Jones
« Reply #2229 on: May 14, 2021, 04:04:21 am »
The speed of thought both to set Mo on his way and to complete the pass before the latter crossed the half way line was kinda spesh
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Re: Curtis Jones
« Reply #2230 on: May 14, 2021, 12:40:41 pm »
The speed of thought both to set Mo on his way and to complete the pass before the latter crossed the half way line was kinda spesh

Thought the same. Jones's speed of play is exceptional.
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Re: Curtis Jones
« Reply #2231 on: May 14, 2021, 12:55:22 pm »
I almost don’t care about getting in a CM next season if Wijnaldum goes because of him, he’s such a mature player as soon as I saw him coming in yesterday I felt at ease, he protects the ball as well as anyone in our side. Next stage of his development is to show more of his expansive passing/dribbling  and score more goals.

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Re: Curtis Jones
« Reply #2232 on: May 14, 2021, 01:11:37 pm »
I'm all for Curtis taking Gini's spot in our team if he leaves

If anything it will be invaluable learning...he won't be as good as peak gini straight away but he is good enough for it not to be too detrimental to our team I feel.
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Re: Curtis Jones
« Reply #2233 on: May 14, 2021, 01:39:09 pm »
I'm all for Curtis taking Gini's spot in our team if he leaves

If anything it will be invaluable learning...he won't be as good as peak gini straight away but he is good enough for it not to be too detrimental to our team I feel.

Yeah Curtis looks ready for some serious minutes now,only way he'll develop further quickly.

I loathe the term but his ceiling is extremely high.

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Re: Curtis Jones
« Reply #2234 on: May 14, 2021, 04:31:49 pm »
Yeah Curtis looks ready for some serious minutes now,only way he'll develop further quickly.

I loathe the term but his ceiling is extremely high.
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Re: Curtis Jones
« Reply #2235 on: July 23, 2021, 09:52:23 am »
Just want to bump this fella's thread. I think he's going to be wonderful for us this season.
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Re: Curtis Jones
« Reply #2236 on: July 23, 2021, 09:54:43 am »
Just want to bump this fella's thread. I think he's going to be wonderful for us this season.

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Re: Curtis Jones
« Reply #2237 on: July 23, 2021, 12:47:17 pm »
Just want to bump this fella's thread. I think he's going to be wonderful for us this season.
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Re: Curtis Jones
« Reply #2238 on: July 23, 2021, 03:07:30 pm »
Why didn't he play the other day?  Was he carrying a knock?

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Re: Curtis Jones
« Reply #2239 on: July 28, 2021, 03:23:05 pm »
Excited to see what Jones brings this season. Think his game time will go up and he will come into his own more as he settles in the team, most likely alongside Thiago or Henderson when he does play.
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