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Re: Jokes so bad they're punny
« Reply #6240 on: July 19, 2021, 09:43:46 pm »
I haven't a Clwyd you're on about.
It's a Conwy can all see through.
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Re: Jokes so bad they're punny
« Reply #6241 on: July 19, 2021, 10:49:46 pm »
It's a Conwy can all see through.
That's a Rhylly good pun.
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Re: Jokes so bad they're punny
« Reply #6242 on: July 20, 2021, 02:02:45 am »
That's a Rhylly good pun.

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Re: Jokes so bad they're punny
« Reply #6243 on: July 20, 2021, 07:18:56 am »
You have to look at this from another angle (see what I did there?)
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Re: Jokes so bad they're punny
« Reply #6244 on: July 20, 2021, 08:59:35 am »
You have to look at this from another angle (see what I did there?)

Had to read that one Caerphilly to spot it.

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Re: Jokes so bad they're punny
« Reply #6245 on: July 20, 2021, 09:06:35 am »
Conwy stop the Welsh puns now, Im trying  to enjoy my Brecon and eggs


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Re: Jokes so bad they're punny
« Reply #6246 on: July 20, 2021, 09:08:20 am »
I once asked a Welsh playboy how many women hed slept with

he started to count them but fell asleep

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Re: Jokes so bad they're punny
« Reply #6247 on: July 20, 2021, 09:09:55 am »
the last one he met with played hard to get , he didnt Bangor

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Re: Jokes so bad they're punny
« Reply #6248 on: July 20, 2021, 01:00:36 pm »
I once asked a Welsh playboy how many women hed slept with

he started to count them but fell asleep
I bet he looked rather sheepish.
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Re: Jokes so bad they're punny
« Reply #6249 on: July 20, 2021, 01:06:27 pm »
I bet he looked rather sheepish.
Such a wool thing to say, that.......
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Re: Jokes so bad they're punny
« Reply #6250 on: July 20, 2021, 02:06:14 pm »
the last one he met with played hard to get , he didnt Bangor

When he was with her, did he get a Hawarden?

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Re: Jokes so bad they're punny
« Reply #6251 on: July 20, 2021, 02:41:30 pm »
When he was with her, did he get a Hawarden?

thats a belter ;D

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Re: Jokes so bad they're punny
« Reply #6252 on: July 20, 2021, 02:46:30 pm »
I once asked a Welsh playboy how many women hed slept with

he started to count them but fell asleep

Is his name Barry?

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Re: Jokes so bad they're punny
« Reply #6253 on: July 20, 2021, 03:11:27 pm »
When he was with her, did he get a Hawarden?
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Re: Jokes so bad they're punny
« Reply #6254 on: July 20, 2021, 04:19:20 pm »
When he was with her, did he get a Hawarden?
I Betws-y-Didn't.
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Re: Jokes so bad they're punny
« Reply #6255 on: July 20, 2021, 11:10:42 pm »
Such a wool thing to say, that.......
Spin us another yarn mate...

When he was with her, did he get a Hawarden?
*Doffs cap  :wellin
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Re: Jokes so bad they're punny
« Reply #6256 on: July 21, 2021, 01:35:02 am »
Spin us another yarn mate...
Wrong thread?
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Re: Jokes so bad they're punny
« Reply #6257 on: July 21, 2021, 08:57:32 am »
stoz totally won the interwebs there with the Hawarden gag (you can make your own jokes up about THAT!) so let's move on to the next topic........

I phoned the Urology department earlier. When they answered the phone, they said, "Can you hold?"
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Re: Jokes so bad they're punny
« Reply #6258 on: July 21, 2021, 09:02:58 am »
stoz totally won the interwebs there with the Hawarden gag (you can make your own jokes up about THAT!) so let's move on to the next topic........

I phoned the Urology department earlier. When they answered the phone, they said, "Can you hold?"

sounds like they're taking the piss

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Re: Jokes so bad they're punny
« Reply #6259 on: July 21, 2021, 11:38:46 am »
Wrong thread?
Whorly?

Bit of a niche one that  ;)
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Re: Jokes so bad they're punny
« Reply #6260 on: July 21, 2021, 01:33:23 pm »
stoz totally won the interwebs there with the Hawarden gag (you can make your own jokes up about THAT!) so let's move on to the next topic........

I phoned the Urology department earlier. When they answered the phone, they said, "Can you hold?"
Thanks for leaking that bit of info.
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Re: Jokes so bad they're punny
« Reply #6261 on: July 21, 2021, 05:07:18 pm »
stoz totally won the interwebs there with the Hawarden gag (you can make your own jokes up about THAT!) so let's move on to the next topic........

I phoned the Urology department earlier. When they answered the phone, they said, "Can you hold?"
Depends.
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Re: Jokes so bad they're punny
« Reply #6262 on: July 21, 2021, 05:32:44 pm »
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Re: Jokes so bad they're punny
« Reply #6263 on: July 21, 2021, 06:48:45 pm »
My urologist keeps getting my name wrong. He always says, ‘OK, Ben Dover’.

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Re: Jokes so bad they're punny
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Re: Jokes so bad they're punny
« Reply #6265 on: July 21, 2021, 07:19:24 pm »
Ultra-bad puns today, you lot bowl me over. I'm flushing with pride.
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Re: Jokes so bad they're punny
« Reply #6266 on: July 21, 2021, 10:10:14 pm »
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Re: Jokes so bad they're punny
« Reply #6267 on: July 21, 2021, 10:16:02 pm »
My wonderful girlfriend has stood by me for 10 years.

We only have 1 chair.
Did you never let her sit on your knee and say "Lets talk about the first thing that comes up" ?
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Re: Jokes so bad they're punny
« Reply #6268 on: July 23, 2021, 02:24:35 pm »
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Re: Jokes so bad they're punny
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Re: Jokes so bad they're punny
« Reply #6270 on: July 23, 2021, 08:44:41 pm »
:lmao
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Re: Jokes so bad they're punny
« Reply #6271 on: July 23, 2021, 11:33:53 pm »
If your moral compass is Piers Moron then I ask you to think whether someone who oversaw illegal phone hacking and published fake pictures depicting War Crimes is an appropriate person to look up to. In fact, I'd suggest you're a bit of a c*nt.

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Re: Jokes so bad they're punny
« Reply #6272 on: July 23, 2021, 11:42:09 pm »
Seeing as we're on visuals...
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Re: Jokes so bad they're punny
« Reply #6273 on: July 25, 2021, 07:29:31 pm »
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Re: Jokes so bad they're punny
« Reply #6274 on: July 25, 2021, 07:34:45 pm »
What if UFOs are billionaries from other planets?
Stop objectifying the billionaires.

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Re: Jokes so bad they're punny
« Reply #6275 on: July 26, 2021, 10:13:15 am »
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Re: Jokes so bad they're punny
« Reply #6276 on: July 26, 2021, 12:31:55 pm »
I just stole a Great Dane from a van full of kids.
They’ll never catch me though as they haven’t got a scooby.
:lmao
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Re: Jokes so bad they're punny
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