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Re: Spurs
« Reply #16240 on: March 12, 2019, 10:51:02 am »
Has their run of bad form coincided with Kane returning? I know he scores goals, but does his selfishness sometimes impede their play?
Never quite put my finger on it, but there’s always been something about Kane that’s not quite sat right. Obviously it’s pretty hard to look past the really impressive amount of goals he gets. Possibly a bit of a case of the Van Nistelrooys? Lots of goals himself but doesn’t particularly do much else for the team, even getting in the way of others a bit in a sort of accidental “either he scores, or no one scores” sort of way?

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Re: Spurs
« Reply #16241 on: March 12, 2019, 11:12:36 am »
I think Zidane was lined up for the United job, but now Ole has it so all of Poch’s step up’s are filled. Won’t go to Chelsea, Spain is settled. Germany maybe? Italy maybe?

Or he’ll sit at Spuds and watch his career stagnate.
I think it might be Atletico. Simeone’s race there is surely run. Godin is off to Inter and I think Simeone might follow him. Inter are awful at the moment and haven’t sacked Spalletti, maybe waiting until the summer when the right man is available.
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Re: Spurs
« Reply #16242 on: March 12, 2019, 11:44:11 am »
I think it might be Atletico. Simeone’s race there is surely run. Godin is off to Inter and I think Simeone might follow him. Inter are awful at the moment and haven’t sacked Spalletti, maybe waiting until the summer when the right man is available.

Simeone just signed a new contract. I know that doesn't mean anyone definately stays at a club, but I don't think there's a suggestion he's done there. Doesn't seem like he's in the greatest hurry to move.

I suspect Pochetinno is content at Spurs. No huge pressure to win there, always plenty of excuses as to why they can't.

Although if they lose players in the summer (which everyone says will happen every year, but it doesn't seem to happen that much), maybe he'll get twitchy. Who knows, I just get the impression with him that he's happy at a club like that. Rather than take the leap to a big club where the pressure will be cranked up a massive level.

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Re: Spurs
« Reply #16243 on: March 12, 2019, 11:53:12 am »
If Poch goes then it will surely be the return of The Chosen One, the manager of the decade, the man who is synonymous with the term 'run dem lapz'. Ladies and gentleman I present to you - David William Moyes.
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« Reply #16244 on: March 12, 2019, 12:32:03 pm »
Simeone just signed a new contract. I know that doesn't mean anyone definately stays at a club, but I don't think there's a suggestion he's done there. Doesn't seem like he's in the greatest hurry to move.

I suspect Pochetinno is content at Spurs. No huge pressure to win there, always plenty of excuses as to why they can't.

Although if they lose players in the summer (which everyone says will happen every year, but it doesn't seem to happen that much), maybe he'll get twitchy. Who knows, I just get the impression with him that he's happy at a club like that. Rather than take the leap to a big club where the pressure will be cranked up a massive level.
Didn’t know he’d signed a new contract, surprised by that to be honest. Not sure what else he can do there. I guess the current malaise at Real and Barca’s ageing squad might allow another championship but Simeone losing the the heart of his defence will be hard to replace.
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Re: Spurs
« Reply #16245 on: March 12, 2019, 02:26:51 pm »
Pochettino given 2 match touchline ban.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/47536995

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Re: Spurs
« Reply #16246 on: March 12, 2019, 04:17:59 pm »
Pochettino given 2 match touchline ban.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/47536995



A bit late to the party, he's already served one match of it.

He's banned for our match as well.
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Re: Spurs
« Reply #16247 on: March 12, 2019, 04:24:35 pm »
Pochettino given 2 match touchline ban.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/47536995

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Re: Spurs
« Reply #16248 on: March 12, 2019, 04:29:23 pm »
Did Mike from The Young Ones get a ban as well ?
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Re: Spurs
« Reply #16249 on: March 12, 2019, 04:41:03 pm »
Pochettino given 2 match touchline ban.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/47536995



Apparently Ibe is cup-tied as well.
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« Reply #16250 on: March 12, 2019, 04:45:36 pm »
Did Mike from The Young Ones get a ban as well ?

He found a way around it...

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Re: Spurs
« Reply #16251 on: March 12, 2019, 06:12:18 pm »
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Re: Spurs
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« Reply #16253 on: March 13, 2019, 10:56:29 am »
Never quite put my finger on it, but there’s always been something about Kane that’s not quite sat right. Obviously it’s pretty hard to look past the really impressive amount of goals he gets. Possibly a bit of a case of the Van Nistelrooys? Lots of goals himself but doesn’t particularly do much else for the team, even getting in the way of others a bit in a sort of accidental “either he scores, or no one scores” sort of way?

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Re: Spurs
« Reply #16254 on: March 13, 2019, 11:29:45 am »
Pochettino given 2 match touchline ban.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/47536995



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Re: Spurs
« Reply #16255 on: March 15, 2019, 09:03:18 am »
Reports today Eriksen and Alderweireld will be off.
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« Reply #16256 on: March 15, 2019, 01:32:47 pm »
Reports today Eriksen and Alderweireld will be off.

Alderweireld is a given right?

Eriksen being sold will allow them to hold onto Kane and co - and pay down some debt.

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Re: Spurs
« Reply #16257 on: March 15, 2019, 01:37:57 pm »
These are vicious little bastards, if City are on the verge of knocking you out then go out swinging lads! Or studding rather.

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Re: Spurs
« Reply #16258 on: March 15, 2019, 01:58:53 pm »
Reports today Eriksen and Alderweireld will be off.

Which reports?
Might explain his dip in form.

Have a feeling they'll cause City problems over the two legs.
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« Reply #16259 on: March 15, 2019, 02:04:46 pm »
These are vicious little bastards, if City are on the verge of knocking you out then go out swinging lads! Or studding rather.
Yep. There'll be some delicious kicking, barging and shoving going on in this tie.

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« Reply #16260 on: March 15, 2019, 02:42:02 pm »
Yep. There'll be some delicious kicking, barging and shoving going on in this tie.

And diving. Good old-fashioned, traditionnal English diving.

None of that continental rubbish.
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« Reply #16261 on: March 15, 2019, 02:44:38 pm »
And diving. Good old-fashioned, traditionnal English diving.

None of that continental rubbish.

And I expect every single one of you to cry and kick off over it even though it could benefit us, no double standards please, you can't go giving up your faux rivalry now ;D

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« Reply #16262 on: March 15, 2019, 02:47:03 pm »
Which reports?
Might explain his dip in form.

Have a feeling they'll cause City problems over the two legs.

Mainly with their constant whingeing , won't be much else if their recent shite is much to go on
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« Reply #16263 on: March 15, 2019, 02:48:44 pm »
Anyone give them a chance v City?

Its their biggest game in a looooooong time. They will be well up for it. City should have too much for them over 2 legs though.

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Re: Spurs
« Reply #16264 on: March 15, 2019, 02:49:49 pm »
If Spurs had any sense theyd make the home leg of this their first game at the new stadium.

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« Reply #16265 on: March 15, 2019, 04:27:00 pm »
Anyone give them a chance v City?

Its their biggest game in a looooooong time. They will be well up for it. City should have too much for them over 2 legs though.

Hopefully the sheer amount of games between the two of them in a short period of time will see Spurs nick something from the league game.  ;D

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« Reply #16266 on: March 15, 2019, 04:30:19 pm »
If Spurs had any sense theyd make the home leg of this their first game at the new stadium.

Im not sure thats even an advantage. It would literally be their first time playing on the surface probably? Its not as if they are going to a refurbished WHL. Stick to what they know at Wembley.

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« Reply #16267 on: March 15, 2019, 04:35:57 pm »
Reports today Eriksen will be off.
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« Reply #16268 on: March 15, 2019, 04:41:52 pm »
Im not sure thats even an advantage. It would literally be their first time playing on the surface probably? Its not as if they are going to a refurbished WHL. Stick to what they know at Wembley.


They're idiots if they've not been having a few sessions a week on the new surface,knowing them they've reserved it for dancing though.
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« Reply #16269 on: March 15, 2019, 04:41:57 pm »
If Spurs had any sense theyd make the home leg of this their first game at the new stadium.

Have you not seen the video doing the rounds  of the water pouring through the place? Apparently they have major leaks (like waterfalls) due to stuff being signed off without tests being done.
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« Reply #16270 on: March 15, 2019, 04:42:58 pm »
Have you not seen the video doing the rounds  of the water pouring through the place? Apparently they have major leaks (like waterfalls) due to stuff being signed off without tests being done.

You got a link to any of those, sound hilarious  ;D

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« Reply #16271 on: March 15, 2019, 04:43:30 pm »

They're idiots if they've not been having a few sessions a week on the new surface,knowing them they've reserved it for dancingdiving though.


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« Reply #16272 on: March 15, 2019, 04:44:25 pm »
Have you not seen the video doing the rounds  of the water pouring through the place? Apparently they have major leaks (like waterfalls) due to stuff being signed off without tests being done.


It's not a flaw,it is a design safety feature & the reason for the delay due to the fire alarms being iffy.
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Re: Spurs
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« Reply #16275 on: March 15, 2019, 04:47:02 pm »
You got a link to any of those, sound hilarious  ;D

https://twitter.com/bobby66baxter/status/1106221090270035968?s=21

Don’t know when it is from but it isn’t being denied as far as I can tell
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« Reply #16276 on: March 15, 2019, 04:51:25 pm »

It's not a flaw,it is a design safety feature & the reason for the delay due to the fire alarms being iffy.

Are we on the same page here? Are you being sarcastic? Am I missing something? Water pissing through the ceilings and down the walls seems to be a bit unsafe to me.
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« Reply #16277 on: March 15, 2019, 04:53:12 pm »
https://twitter.com/bobby66baxter/status/1106221090270035968?s=21

Don’t know when it is from but it isn’t being denied as far as I can tell

The replies say it's old footage.
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« Reply #16278 on: March 15, 2019, 05:41:03 pm »
The replies say it's old footage.

Spurs News were running the story on their website to day.
Probably is old footage -still funny though.
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« Reply #16279 on: March 15, 2019, 05:44:57 pm »
Pipe will have burst.
was thinking that myself,  i mean coming potentially 4th 5th or 6th in a 3 horse race?  pipes burst is the exact  term i would use.
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