Author Topic: Jeremy Kyle and his "lie detector" tests. (Read 16835 times)

M(oaning) B(ecomes) E(mbarrassing) · « **on:** March 5, 2008, 10:30:31 am »

Does anyone else think these are just wrong? It's been scientifically proven that these tests can be falsified and beaten so why does this awful, awful show place so much reliance on them? I have watched people on this show completely devastated by results you can just tell they know to be false and their partners have accepted the conclusions of the test without question. I've just watched a woman "test positive" for sleeping with men for money and her partner stormed off despite the look of utter shock on her face. Okay. I know it's car-crash TV and anyone who goes on deserves pretty much what they get but surely this is treating the audience with total contempt? How long before these tests ruin someone's life or lead to a suicide?

Ben S · « **Reply #1 on:** March 5, 2008, 10:32:17 am »

People really watch that shit?

Something Else · « **Reply #2 on:** March 5, 2008, 10:32:59 am »

I know.... dont watch it

Ferg · « **Reply #3 on:** March 5, 2008, 11:22:02 am »

The only way that show could lead to a suicide is if I topped myself for listening to that twat for more than 2 minutes.

sabbathfan · « **Reply #4 on:** March 5, 2008, 02:08:30 pm »

Oh fuck! I thought that show was a sitcom!

MarkML · « **Reply #5 on:** March 5, 2008, 02:43:54 pm »

I personally dont think lie detecter tests are accurate.I mean loads of people suffer nervousness when under pressue so obviously when grilled about such pressing questions the devices are obviously gonna detect unease and say they're lying?

BUT

I dont sympathise with any attention seeking twat who goes on that shite to "solve" their crisis' and various family issues.Why the fuck do they go on tv to do it?

Tarpaulin · « **Reply #6 on:** March 5, 2008, 03:35:03 pm »

If people are saying lie detector tests are bullshit. What about this?

DowntheLine1981 · « **Reply #7 on:** March 5, 2008, 04:55:30 pm »

Shows such as Jeremy Kyle, Trisha, Killroy etc should be cut from air as poor taste.

mikeb58 · « **Reply #8 on:** March 6, 2008, 07:18:08 pm »

Quote from: DowntheLine1981 on March 5, 2008, 04:55:30 pm

Shows such as Jeremy Kyle, Trisha, Killroy etc should be cut from air as poor taste.

Hate how that twat Kyle thinks he's the big tough guy, giving some young greasy, toothless junkie a hard time, one day somebody'd going to give this c*nt a serious smack.

Can't stand most of the low life on this pathetic excuse of a show....but Kyle annoys me more than they do.

Hot Cross Bun · « **Reply #9 on:** March 6, 2008, 07:34:16 pm »

I would love to punch that pug faced twat Jeremy Kyle right in his mouth!

Sir Capon of Debaser · « **Reply #10 on:** March 6, 2008, 07:37:26 pm »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3geRuw4GF8

M(oaning) B(ecomes) E(mbarrassing) · « **Reply #11 on:** March 6, 2008, 07:47:43 pm »

I think we can all agree he is the twattiest person regularly appearing on TV but my point is specifically in relation to the reliance on that lowest of low vehicles, the lie detector. He brandishes the results as though they are incontrovertible CCTV evidence of someone being caught red handed. I've seen people faced with these results who, it is clear, do not have the foggiest idea how these conclusions were reached and they are nowhere near good enough actors to be faking that level of bemusement. With all the justifiable criticism that has come this show's way, I think these tests are reason enough to have the show cancelled as I am pretty sure something very bad will come about as a result of them one day.

Rizla · « **Reply #12 on:** March 6, 2008, 07:49:09 pm »

Lowlife programme presented by a lowlife, featuring lowlifes and watched by lowlifes

Suits the show admirably, because he's a c*nt

Sir Capon of Debaser · « **Reply #13 on:** March 6, 2008, 07:52:44 pm »

Quote from: MBE on March 6, 2008, 07:47:43 pm

I think these tests are reason enough to have the show cancelled as I am pretty sure something very bad will come about as a result of them one day.

didnt some judge come out and ask for it to be cancelled? a few months back ?

Graeme · « **Reply #14 on:** March 6, 2008, 07:52:59 pm »

Quote from: MBE on March 5, 2008, 10:30:31 am

this awful, awful show

Quote from: MBE on March 5, 2008, 10:30:31 am

I have watched people on this show

Quote from: MBE on March 5, 2008, 10:30:31 am

I've just watched a woman

You can't think its that awful if you continually watch it

M(oaning) B(ecomes) E(mbarrassing) · « **Reply #15 on:** March 6, 2008, 07:54:45 pm »

Quote from: Captain Tsubasa on March 6, 2008, 07:52:44 pm

didnt some judge come out and ask for it to be cancelled? a few months back ?

He did and he was correct.

Quote from: Graeme on March 6, 2008, 07:52:59 pm

You can't think its that awful if you continually watch it

Yes I do and would you care to quantify "continually"?

Graeme · « **Reply #16 on:** March 6, 2008, 08:02:12 pm »

You made numerous references to watching it

M(oaning) B(ecomes) E(mbarrassing) · « **Reply #17 on:** March 6, 2008, 08:04:42 pm »

Quote from: Graeme on March 6, 2008, 08:02:12 pm

You made numerous references to watching it

I don't think I did actually but why not get to your real point?

Graeme · « **Reply #18 on:** March 6, 2008, 08:07:02 pm »

I've already made it, that you say the show is 'awful' but you don't seem to mind spending time watching it.

M(oaning) B(ecomes) E(mbarrassing) · « **Reply #19 on:** March 6, 2008, 08:09:23 pm »

Quote from: Graeme on March 6, 2008, 08:07:02 pm

I've already made it, that you say the show is 'awful' but you don't seem to mind spending time watching it.

And your point is......

Graeme · « **Reply #20 on:** March 6, 2008, 08:17:07 pm »

Why do you watch it if you think its shit?

M(oaning) B(ecomes) E(mbarrassing) · « **Reply #21 on:** March 6, 2008, 08:17:52 pm »

Quote from: Graeme on March 6, 2008, 08:17:07 pm

Why do you watch it if you think its shit?

Thank you.

adopted_scouser · « **Reply #22 on:** March 8, 2008, 02:28:08 am »

I don't like the way they leave the lie detector results like the X Factor results. It's a child's life (or something along the lines of) and he goes "We asked you if you slept with Barry, you said, No.

you were lying!"

Mirra · « **Reply #23 on:** March 8, 2008, 08:11:19 am »

Vile Kyle is a c*nt, I hate the way he bangs on at people about these tests being 96% accurate, if the lie detectors verdict was gospel the police would use them and make their jobs 100000000% easier and nobody would ever get away with lying.

But they arent, they are a load of shite if u ask me. As for Kyle, id love to get hold of him and put his head down the toilet after ive just had a shit. The little prick is so self righteous, I dont know what has given him the idea that hes anything at all anybody gives a fuck about. I cant wait til the day he gets caught doing something he shouldnt and I hope the media throw it back in his little rat like face!

The Bill Hicks Appreciation Society · « **Reply #24 on:** March 8, 2008, 08:15:54 am »

I used to listen to Jezza's confessions on century and I found it quite interesting at first, then I realised it was the same every fucking night and this Jezza character was seriously getting on my wick with his holier than thou judgmental crap so stopped listening, and then he goes and gets his own show. There's no fucking justice in the world.

gazzalfc · « **Reply #25 on:** March 8, 2008, 11:02:24 am »

I typed in lie detector results into youtube and these are the Jeremy Kyle results

I caught you in bed with another woman!Lie detector results!

These lie detector results could end our marriage! (1 of 2)

My husband slept with my daughter! Lie detector (2 of 2)

Will lie detector and DNA results save one couple's (1 of 2)

I'll pass the lie detector...but will you? Double...

19 years togetther...Are you cheating with my gay (2 of...

Cheated on at 16 a single mum...But i want you (...

I'll prove i didn't sleep with my cousin's fiancee (2...

Ten years of secret affairs? (2 of 2)

Where the fuck do they find these people

Oh and 100 million sperm and this guy was the quickest

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Dw3zxL-yahU

tezmac · « **Reply #26 on:** March 8, 2008, 03:22:57 pm »

Get a life

RMG · « **Reply #27 on:** March 8, 2008, 05:54:43 pm »

'Get off my stage' chris moyles well takes the piss out of him its well funny.

BIGdavalad · « **Reply #28 on:** March 8, 2008, 07:30:20 pm »

Quote from: redmangaskin on March 8, 2008, 05:54:43 pm

'Get off my stage' chris moyles well takes the piss out of him its well funny.

The only way Moyles could ever possibly be funny is by catching ebola and then succumbing live on TV.

Walshy nMe® · « **Reply #29 on:** March 8, 2008, 07:41:36 pm »

Nah you are wrong there Dava, Moyles is pretty funny and takes the piss out of Kyle well.

skidz73 · « **Reply #30 on:** March 8, 2008, 07:55:45 pm »

Quote from: MBE on March 5, 2008, 10:30:31 am

How long before these tests ruin someone's life or lead to a suicide?

But surely that would be a public service? The only people I've seen on this show are scrotes and various lowlifes.

RMG · « **Reply #31 on:** March 8, 2008, 09:49:56 pm »

Quote from: Walshy® on March 8, 2008, 07:41:36 pm

Nah you are wrong there Dava, Moyles is pretty funny and takes the piss out of Kyle well.

Yes he does. Moyles is really funny and when someone brings up kyle he goes mad well funny.

Conde · « **Reply #32 on:** March 8, 2008, 09:55:45 pm »

Chris Moyles makes Jeremy Kyle bareable

Slave · « **Reply #33 on:** March 8, 2008, 10:02:14 pm »

Quote from: BIGdavalad on March 8, 2008, 07:30:20 pm

The only way Moyles could ever possibly be funny is by catching ebola and then succumbing live on TV.

That's fucking cracking. My sentiments exactly.

rushyman · « **Reply #34 on:** March 9, 2008, 01:51:51 am »

Id love someone to knock the self-rightous twat clean out

Unwatchable

Claire. · « **Reply #35 on:** March 9, 2008, 02:20:28 am »

I've never seen Jeremy Kyle, but this thread has made me really want to.

BIGdavalad · « **Reply #36 on:** March 9, 2008, 07:36:26 am »

Quote from: Walshy® on March 8, 2008, 07:41:36 pm

Moyles is pretty funny

No he's not, he's a fat c*nt from Leeds who thinks that bullying the subservient twats he has working for him is funny.

Hope his next shit's a hedgehog.

The Bill Hicks Appreciation Society · « **Reply #37 on:** March 9, 2008, 07:41:49 am »

Quote from: BIGdavalad on March 9, 2008, 07:36:26 am

Hope his next shit's a hedgehog.

Brilliant

JoeH · « **Reply #38 on:** March 9, 2008, 08:52:50 am »

Quote from: BIGdavalad on March 9, 2008, 07:36:26 am

No he's not, he's a fat c*nt from Leeds who thinks that bullying the subservient twats he has working for him is funny.

Hope his next shit's a hedgehog.

Someone bought me his Autobiography for xmas,. I hope they shit a hedgehog!

Ray K · « **Reply #39 on:** March 9, 2008, 06:22:57 pm »

Jeremy Kyle is a c*nt. The people on his show are pond scum. So's Moyles. End of.

But: Lie detectors do work. Bunk Moreland uses a top of the range one in the Wire here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GI6tu3Q9Jmo

Then again, he's real police.