Topic: The Simpsons - The Blurst of thread

[dann]

Well Scooby Do Can Doo Doo, But Jimmy Carter Is Smarter

[archie87]

'That wasn't part of our deal Blackheart...THAT WASN'T PART!'

One of my personal favourite bits for wellover 10 years, amazing.

[JerseyKloppite]

And the amazing Sugar Man episode was on the other day;

Marge: Homer, when are you going to give up this crazy sugar scheme?
Homer: Never, Marge!  Never.  I can't live the button-down life like you.  I want it all: the terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles.  Sure, I might offend a few of the bluenoses with my cocky stride and musky odors -- oh, I'll never be the darling of the so-called "City Fathers" who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about "What's to be done with this Homer Simpson?"
Marge: Look, just get rid of the sugar, OK?


Beekeeper 1: Well, sure is quiet in here today.
Beekeeper 2: Yes, a little too quiet, if you know what I mean.
Beekeeper 1: Hmm...I'm afraid I don't.
Beekeeper 2: You see, bees usually make a lot of noise.  No noise -- suggests no bees!
Beekeeper 1: Oh, I understand now.  Oh look, there goes one now.
Beekeeper 2: To the Beemobile!
Beekeeper 1: You mean your Chevy?

Homer: First you get the sugar... then you get the power... then you get the women...

[eddymunster]

Homer: Somebody had to take the babysitter home. Then I noticed she was sitting on [splice] her sweet [splice] can.  [splice] -- o I grab her -- [splice] sweet can.  [splice] Oh, just thinking about [splice] her [splice] can [splice] I just wish I had he --[splice] sweet [splice] sweet [splice] s-s-sweet [splice] can.

Jones: So, Mr. Simpson: you admit you grabbed her can. What do you have to say in your defence?

Homer: [looking lustful in a clearly-paused VCR shot]

Jones: Mr. Simpson, your silence will only incriminate you further. [paused shot of Homer grows larger] No, Mr. Simpson, don't take your anger out on me. Get back! Get back! Mist -- Mr. Simpson -- nooo!

Man: [quickly] Dramatization -- may not have happened.

Homer: Remember that postcard Grandpa sent us from Florida of that Alligator biting that woman's bottom? That's right, we all thought it was hilarious. But, it turns out we were wrong. That alligator was sexually harrassing that woman.

[gerrardsarmy]

Just watched the 'It's a mad mad mad mad world' piss take, best parody they did in my opinion especially when they dig the hole under the big t. Someone says 'how do we get out' and homer says 'let's dig our way out' 

"Dig up you idiots! Dig up!"

[owens_2k]

Looking for a clip from an episode where, I think there is a fire. Home throws flanders out the top window onto a matress below but he bouncess off it straight back through the downstairs window

[anfieldpurch]

Looking for a clip from an episode where, I think there is a fire. Home throws flanders out the top window onto a matress below but he bouncess off it straight back through the downstairs window

I know what episode you mean. Its the 1 where Homer stops going to church. Flanders it is who throws Homer and you have the likes of Apu and Krusty etc there. Then Homer says to Lovejoy He will be there, front and centre. Cut to the scene and Homer's their snoring his head off.

Episode is:- Homer the Heretic

Clip from that episode
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdGuC1ZcrDQ

EDIT :- One of my Favourite Parts Ever - Season 9 Episode 5
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIpLd0WQKCY

[Hazell]

Looking for a clip from an episode where, I think there is a fire. Home throws flanders out the top window onto a matress below but he bouncess off it straight back through the downstairs window

ha ha that's my favourite episode - 'Homer the Heretic'. Boy, everyone is stupid except me.

[Lenin.]

Season 13 The Sweetest Apu.
 Homer catches Apu necking some bird in the stock room and walks home backwards in shock before climbing into bed. At one point he is walking backwards on top of a ladder . Hilarious.

[cissepower]

I know what episode you mean. Its the 1 where Homer stops going to church. Flanders it is who throws Homer and you have the likes of Apu and Krusty etc there. Then Homer says to Lovejoy He will be there, front and centre. Cut to the scene and Homer's their snoring his head off.

Episode is:- Homer the Heretic

Clip from that episode
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdGuC1ZcrDQ

EDIT :- One of my Favourite Parts Ever - Season 9 Episode 5
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIpLd0WQKCY

Silencer....Loudener.....and this is for shooting down government airplanes

[anfieldpurch]

And the amazing Sugar Man episode was on the other day;

Marge: Homer, when are you going to give up this crazy sugar scheme?
Homer: Never, Marge!  Never.  I can't live the button-down life like you.  I want it all: the terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles.  Sure, I might offend a few of the bluenoses with my cocky stride and musky odors -- oh, I'll never be the darling of the so-called "City Fathers" who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about "What's to be done with this Homer Simpson?"
Marge: Look, just get rid of the sugar, OK?


Beekeeper 1: Well, sure is quiet in here today.
Beekeeper 2: Yes, a little too quiet, if you know what I mean.
Beekeeper 1: Hmm...I'm afraid I don't.
Beekeeper 2: You see, bees usually make a lot of noise.  No noise -- suggests no bees!
Beekeeper 1: Oh, I understand now.  Oh look, there goes one now.
Beekeeper 2: To the Beemobile!
Beekeeper 1: You mean your Chevy?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zOuxdRMJME

[dann]

running through the classics on channel 4 at the moment. homer badman on last night.
bit shit sometimes cos they cut out the odd joke but still brilliant.

[owens_2k]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zOuxdRMJME

"They're defending themselves somehow!"

[Father Ted]

Marge: "Well, Homer, maybe you can get some consolation in the fact that something you created is making so many people happy."

Homer: "Oooh, look at me! I'm making people happy! I'm the magical man from
Happyland in a gumdrop house on Lollipop Laaane! ..... Oh, by the way, I was being sarcastic."

[XabiArt]

Flaming Moes?

[Aido LFC]

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/IRsPheErBj8" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" class="bbc_link bbc_flash_disabled new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/IRsPheErBj8</a>

[se9R.F.L]

you fat-cats didn't finish your plankton... now it's mine.

[Clayton Bigsby]

Beyond Blunderdome is one of my favourites and this quote always gets me

Marge Simpson: Look, they're making a movie! Robert Downey, Jr. is shooting it out with the police.
 [Several police officers exchange gunfire with Robert Downey, Jr]
Bart Simpson: I don't see any cameras.

[Hazell]

Homer: "Oooh, look at me! I'm making people happy! I'm the magical man from
Happyland in a gumdrop house on Lollipop Laaane! ....."

he he, I've used that one in real life. As well as "so to answer your question, I don't know" and "No. No no no no no no no no no. Well yes." No one gets the reference of course, but still.

[Buzz Killington]

[ozzy-red]

"Ah, I'm not gonna lie to you, Marge.  So long"

[El_Pistolero7]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=faRlFsYmkeY&feature=related

Best intro ever

[Clayton Bigsby]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFdlGHvZXL0&NR=1

[se9R.F.L]

In the UFC episode the other day, one of the rare moments in the newer series that made me laugh.

Marge, to karate teacher after he's tied Homer in knots and popped all the discs in his back "is he ok?"

Karate teacher, "oh he feels no pain"

Homer, with foot stuck in mouth, groans

Karate teacher "oh sorry, my english is not so good, he feels ONLY pain"

[bryanod]

Homer: Somebody had to take the babysitter home. Then I noticed she was sitting on [splice] her sweet [splice] can.  [splice] -- o I grab her -- [splice] sweet can.  [splice] Oh, just thinking about [splice] her [splice] can [splice] I just wish I had he --[splice] sweet [splice] sweet [splice] s-s-sweet [splice] can.

Jones: So, Mr. Simpson: you admit you grabbed her can. What do you have to say in your defence?

Homer: [looking lustful in a clearly-paused VCR shot]

Jones: Mr. Simpson, your silence will only incriminate you further. [paused shot of Homer grows larger] No, Mr. Simpson, don't take your anger out on me. Get back! Get back! Mist -- Mr. Simpson -- nooo!

Man: [quickly] Dramatization -- may not have happened.

Homer:  I need help...oh, God, help me.  Help me, God!

[phone rings, Homer answers it very slowly]

Homer: [very slowly] Y'ello?

Man: Hello, Homer.  This is God...frey Jones




I won't need my high school diploma any more! [sets fire to it and starts singing] I am so smart! I am so smart! I am so smart! ...S-M-R-T... I mean S-M-A-R-T!


Which was an accident in recording!

[owens_2k]

Who can forget such taglines from Tv adverts, such as...

"100% GUARANTEED!!!......guarantee not guaranteed."

and

an advert for  a school trip to a factory "warning factory may explode"

[Corkboy]

Lionel Hutz

"Mr. Simpson, the state bar forbids me from promising you a big cash settlement. But just between you and me, I promise you a big cash settlement."

"Well, he (the judge) has kind of had it in for me since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace 'accidentally' with 'repeatedly,' and replace 'dog' with 'son.'"

[ozzy-red]

Homer:  I need help...oh, God, help me.  Help me, God!

[phone rings, Homer answers it very slowly]

Homer: [very slowly] Y'ello?

Man: Hello, Homer.  This is God...frey Jones




I won't need my high school diploma any more! [sets fire to it and starts singing] I am so smart! I am so smart! I am so smart! ...S-M-R-T... I mean S-M-A-R-T!


Which was an accident in recording!

One of my favourite episodes that one.
And I only found out it was an accident in recording the other day.
Makes the quote even better.

[bryanod]

No, Money down!

[Father Ted]

"What a waste ... Hi! I'm Troy McClure. You might remember me from such driver's ed films as "Alice's Adventures through the Windshield Glass" and "The Decapitation of Larry Leadfoot."  For the next sixty minutes, we'll be seeing actual film of car crash victims....."

[DanFromMars]

Hello I'm Kent Brockman and this is Eye on Springfield

http://eyeonspringfield.tumblr.com/

[stoa]

"Ah, I'm not gonna lie to you, Marge.  So long"

"It takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen..."
I love it...

[Popcorn]

Watched the one with the Powersauce bars the other day where Homer climbs the mountain.

Possibly my favourite ever purely for Grandpa's involvement. Genius.

[Redcap]

A Sideshow Bob commercial:
Commercial: Mayor Quimby supports revolving door prisons. Mayor Quimby even released Sideshow Bob, a man twice committed of attempted murder. Can you trust a man like Mayor Quimby?
Voiceover: Vote Sideshow Bob for Mayor.

[Father Ted]

One of my favourite moments:



Moe: "Gah. Who would've thought a whale could be so heavy?"

[cissepower]

One of my favourite moments:



Moe: "Gah. Who would've thought a whale could be so heavy?"

That whole episode is just amazing....

[Father Ted]

"For the love of God help me! I've been here for four days, and a turtle's got a hold of my teeth! There he is. Come back here, you! Slow down! I'll get you..."

From Team Homer:

Bart: Mom, my slingshot doesn't fit in these pockets. And these shorts leave nothing to the imagination.  These uniforms suck!
Marge: Bart!  Where do you pick up words like that?
Homer: (on phone) Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked!  I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.
Marge: Homer!  Watch your mouth!
Homer: Aw, I gotta go.  My damn weiner kids are listening. (hangs up)

[mildale]

I am presently incarcerated, imprisoned for a crime I did not even commit. 'Attempted murder', now honestly, did they ever give anyone a Nobel prize for 'attempted chemistry?'

[Clayton Bigsby]

After the worst.episode.ever of Itchy and Scratchy

Homer: So how was it?
Bart: Can we go to bed without dinner?
Marge: Yes ( All quickly runs up the stairs and then we hear 2 doors slam)

Absolutely hilarious

[Hazell]

After the worst.episode.ever of Itchy and Scratchy

Homer: So how was it?
Bart: Can we go to bed without dinner?
Marge: Yes ( All quickly runs up the stairs and then we hear 2 doors slam)

Absolutely hilarious

Homer: Well, at least I liked it.  Didn't I?
Homer's Brain: Oh, you don't want to know what I really think.  Now look sad and say "D'oh".
Homer: [sadly] D'oh...