Author Topic: The Simpsons - The Blurst of thread (Read 343369 times)

Cochise · « **Reply #1040 on:** November 14, 2010, 01:12:41 pm »

Quote from: TheKid. on November 14, 2010, 01:11:02 pm

Love that gym bit too, doesn't really work when you type it tho

Yeah

DanFromMars · « **Reply #1041 on:** November 14, 2010, 03:11:15 pm »

Gi-um

RigBon1892 · « **Reply #1042 on:** November 14, 2010, 09:17:39 pm »

DIE.

Argh!

DIET

Aaaaarggghh!

Agger · « **Reply #1043 on:** November 14, 2010, 10:19:39 pm »

Quote from: HELLRAZOR on November 10, 2010, 02:43:39 pm

guy who does his voice and troy mcclures was murdered years back

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phil_Hartman#Death

Fucking hell, had no idea. The Simpsons didn't replace him? So season 8 or 9 is the last you saw of Troy Mcclure and Hutz? (Haven't noticed whether or not they've been on the show in later episodes)

Corkboy · « **Reply #1044 on:** November 14, 2010, 10:27:38 pm »

Quote

by which time Brynn had locked herself in the bedroom and committed suicide, shooting herself once in the head

Probably the best bit of that story, except for the two kids she left behind after murdering her husband and then killing herself. That is a King Size fucking bitch.

Annoyed Grunt · « **Reply #1045 on:** November 15, 2010, 09:40:51 am »

Quote from: Agger on November 14, 2010, 10:19:39 pm

Fucking hell, had no idea. The Simpsons didn't replace him? So season 8 or 9 is the last you saw of Troy Mcclure and Hutz? (Haven't noticed whether or not they've been on the show in later episodes)

Last appearance for Lionel Hutz was season 9, episode called "Lost our Lisa".
Last appearance for Troy McClure was season 10, epsiode called "Bart the Mother"

paulrazor · « **Reply #1046 on:** November 15, 2010, 10:02:54 am »

Quote from: Agger on November 14, 2010, 10:19:39 pm

Fucking hell, had no idea. The Simpsons didn't replace him? So season 8 or 9 is the last you saw of Troy Mcclure and Hutz? (Haven't noticed whether or not they've been on the show in later episodes)

na they couldnt use them again

WarringtonRed · « **Reply #1047 on:** November 15, 2010, 10:40:50 pm »

The last prank call on this sound file:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0qp_-zlFaI

I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and big butt, and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt.

Garstonite · « **Reply #1048 on:** January 3, 2011, 03:18:17 pm »

Just watched Lisa On Ice. F'in hilarious scene.

Millhouse: Hey Bart, if Lisa's better than you at hockey, does that mean your gonna become better at her at school?
Bart: Maybe I will Millhouse, maybe I will.

Montage of Miss Krabappel asking a series of questions and Bart putting his hand up to answer them all.

Miss Krabappel: Who can tell me the capital of Spain? Bart Simpson... The square root of 36? Bart Simpson... Who freed the slaves? Bart Simpson... Bart Simpson, Bart Simpson, Bart Simpson could you put your hand down you haven't answered a single question right all day.
Bart: Sorry.

Cuts to next scene of Bart getting beaten up and Nelson, mid punches: "This is for wasting teacher's valuable time!"

Father Ted · « **Reply #1049 on:** March 16, 2011, 03:04:54 pm »

"....and we're back with more 'People Who Look Like Things'..."

TV: "The following is a public service announcement, excess of alcohol consumption can cause liver damage and cancer of the rectum.."

Homer: "Mmmmmm, beer"

Daniel Cabbaggio · « **Reply #1050 on:** March 16, 2011, 03:20:58 pm »

Love homers school of parenting, bart comes to him with a complaint about something which is gettin him down,

Homer

"There there, Shut up boy"

Joseph-Immanuel Queen · « **Reply #1051 on:** March 16, 2011, 03:28:17 pm »

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/QA_mff9r_UM?fs=1&amp;hl=en_GB&amp;rel=0" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" class="bbc_link bbc_flash_disabled new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/QA_mff9r_UM?fs=1&amp;hl=en_GB&amp;rel=0</a>

Father Ted · « **Reply #1052 on:** March 16, 2011, 03:39:53 pm »

"Hey, he looks just like you Poindexter!"

Joseph-Immanuel Queen · « **Reply #1053 on:** March 16, 2011, 08:08:30 pm »

BARTDYOUWANNASEEMYNEWCHAINSAWANDHOCKEYMASK?!

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/DMGTcaMEgPY?fs=1&amp;hl=en_GB&amp;rel=0" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" class="bbc_link bbc_flash_disabled new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/DMGTcaMEgPY?fs=1&amp;hl=en_GB&amp;rel=0</a>

Learpholl · « **Reply #1054 on:** March 16, 2011, 08:14:22 pm »

The Simpsons Spin-Off Show was on today, ironically the Simpsons has turned into what it is mocking.

killer-heels · « **Reply #1055 on:** March 16, 2011, 08:18:42 pm »

Quote from: Learpholl on March 16, 2011, 08:14:22 pm

The Simpsons Spin-Off Show was on today, ironically the Simpsons has turned into what it is mocking.

Which episode was that? One of the newer ones?

Learpholl · « **Reply #1056 on:** March 16, 2011, 08:20:05 pm »

Quote from: killer_heels on March 16, 2011, 08:18:42 pm

Which episode was that? One of the newer ones?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Simpsons_Spin-Off_Showcase

Grampa's soul goes into a Love Machine and so on.

killer-heels · « **Reply #1057 on:** March 16, 2011, 08:24:34 pm »

Quote from: Learpholl on March 16, 2011, 08:20:05 pm

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Simpsons_Spin-Off_Showcase

Grampa's soul goes into a Love Machine and so on.

Oh yeah I remember that one. Great episode, just like most of them in seasons 1 - 10.

I loved the Chief Wiggum one

Corkboy · « **Reply #1058 on:** March 16, 2011, 10:53:41 pm »

Quote from: Joseph-Immanuel Queen on March 16, 2011, 08:08:30 pm

BARTDYOUWANNASEEMYNEWCHAINSAWANDHOCKEYMASK?!

My younger brother actually did the second one to me, with a hedge strimmer and a hurling helmet.

anfieldpurch · « **Reply #1059 on:** March 17, 2011, 11:40:23 am »

RALPH :- I beat the smart kids, I beat the smart kids (Falls over carrying Star Wars figures), I bit my Wookie

-Gianni- · « **Reply #1060 on:** March 22, 2011, 06:17:13 pm »

Lisa: Well, if Freddy Quimby didn't do it, I'm sure he'll be found innocent by a fair and impartial jury.

Homer: Aw, jury duty? I'll see that Quimby kid hanged for this!

PhiLFC#1 · « **Reply #1061 on:** March 22, 2011, 06:23:46 pm »

Quote from: Father Ted on March 16, 2011, 03:04:54 pm

"....and we're back with more 'People Who Look Like Things'..."

Love that bit. The guy who looks like a pumpkin is the best haha

"All we ask for is a little dignity and a little respect."
Host: [sly] "And a new candle every now and then?"
Pumpkinhead: "Yes, and a new -- [realizes] no!"

BIGdavalad · « **Reply #1062 on:** March 22, 2011, 06:25:07 pm »

That Quimby boy should walk out of here a free hotel

Austin Powers · « **Reply #1063 on:** March 22, 2011, 07:14:28 pm »

Quote from: HELLRAZOR on July 27, 2004, 01:19:02 pm

th trampoline episode

"one day youll rot, rot i tells ya a hha ha aha oh hah h ah ha ha ha!"

Haha! I love that episode!
"Oh my God!! Trabapoline! Trabopoline!" and "If this were a cartoon, the rock would break.......... (Turns to night) I'm thirsty".

Garstonite · « **Reply #1064 on:** March 22, 2011, 10:35:41 pm »

Someone attempted to argue with me that Family Guy was better than The Simpsons today.

The Simpsons still rules and don't you forget it!

For the record:

Simpsons > South Park > American Dad > Family Guy

Corkboy · « **Reply #1065 on:** March 22, 2011, 11:26:16 pm »

Quote from: Garstonette on March 22, 2011, 10:35:41 pm

Someone attempted to argue with me that Family Guy was better than The Simpsons today.

The Simpsons still rules and don't you forget it!

For the record:

Simpsons > South Park > American Dad > Family Guy

Oh no he didn't...

South Park>Simpsons>Other crap

rowan_d · « **Reply #1066 on:** March 22, 2011, 11:46:31 pm »

I used to fucking love Family Guy about 5 or so years ago, bought about 7 box sets, watched a few episodes a week. I went off it so quickly though, and the new seasons are completely abysmal from the little I've seen

Il Nina · « **Reply #1067 on:** March 22, 2011, 11:52:42 pm »

My fav Simpsons is when Homer goes back to College and automatically hates the Dean because of a show he saw where the Dean was a bore.

Favourite line is when he rings the Dean up putting on a silly voice and says 'Hello Dean, you're a stupid head'. Dean, looking out the window at Homer in a phone box: 'Homer is that you'. Homer 'Ahhh'.

Ahhh Homer Simpson

Stockholm Syndrome · « **Reply #1068 on:** March 23, 2011, 12:38:05 am »

My favorite quote has to be the one when bart and homer take part in the big brother charity

Charity worker: What is you reason for becoming a Big Brother

Homer's brain Don't say revenge!
Don't say revenge!
Don't say revenge!

Homer: Erm, revenge

Homers brain: That it's, I'm outta here!

Komic · « **Reply #1069 on:** March 23, 2011, 12:48:05 am »

Quote from: Garstonette on March 22, 2011, 10:35:41 pm

Someone attempted to argue with me that Family Guy was better than The Simpsons today.

The Simpsons still rules and don't you forget it!

For the record:

Simpsons > South Park > American Dad > Family Guy

Futurama?

Kashinoda · « **Reply #1070 on:** March 23, 2011, 02:03:25 am »

1. American Dad
2. South Park
3. Family Guy
4. Futurama
5. Robot Chicken
6. Aqua Teen Hunger Force
7. Simpsons (Out of touch at the moment)

Everybody else is completely wrong.

EDIT:

I actually thought this was the South Park thread

Father Ted · « **Reply #1071 on:** March 23, 2011, 06:01:57 pm »

"Hi! I'm Troy McClure. You might remember me from such self-help videos as 'Smoke Yourself Thin' and 'Get Confident, Stupid'."

Garstonite · « **Reply #1072 on:** March 23, 2011, 06:25:28 pm »

Quote from: Komic on March 23, 2011, 12:48:05 am

Futurama?

Never really seen it.

-Gianni- · « **Reply #1073 on:** March 24, 2011, 01:31:21 am »

Quote from: BIGdavalad on March 22, 2011, 06:25:07 pm

That Quimby boy should walk out of here a free hotel

Haha.

Skinner: You know...we're kind of like the original odd couple. You're the messy one and I'm the-
Homer: Shut up!

Hazell · « **Reply #1074 on:** March 26, 2011, 05:51:52 pm »

These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined.

GinKop · « **Reply #1075 on:** March 26, 2011, 05:58:01 pm »

What an amazing sequence

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZw8YlECfK4

Shark Sandwich · « **Reply #1076 on:** April 4, 2011, 06:49:29 pm »

MOE: Uh, hi, I'm Moe S.

CROWD: Hi, Moe.

MOE: Yeah, so last night I was closing up the bar, when some young punk comes in and tries to stick me up.
The crowd gasps.

SIDESHOW MEL: Whatever did you do, Moe?

MOE: Well, it coulda been a real ugly situation, but I managed to shoot him in the spine. (crowd applaud) Yeah, I guess the next place he robs better have a ramp! Ha ha!

DanFromMars · « **Reply #1077 on:** April 4, 2011, 07:56:02 pm »

Quote from: GinKop on March 26, 2011, 05:58:01 pm

What an amazing sequence

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZw8YlECfK4

Heh don't usually watch anything past season 9 but that was alright

Garstonite · « **Reply #1078 on:** April 4, 2011, 08:15:38 pm »

More tumbleweed Lisa?
No thankth, I'm thtill thinithing my thithleth.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #1079 on:** April 4, 2011, 08:21:47 pm »

Would you excuse us, Milton?
It's Mil-HOUSE!
Yeah, and your father's no-house!

Fucking boss.