Author Topic: The Jordan Pickford thread (Read 194668 times)

sinnermichael · « **Reply #1400 on:** March 2, 2020, 03:07:14 pm »

Rumours that Jordan Pickford has caught the Coronavirus have turned out to be untrue. He actually dropped it.

Jimmy Conway · « **Reply #1401 on:** March 2, 2020, 04:00:35 pm »

Quote from: sinnermichael on March 2, 2020, 03:07:14 pm

Rumours that Jordan Pickford has caught the Coronavirus have turned out to be untrue. He actually dropped it.

Bravo!

Tesco tearaway · « **Reply #1402 on:** March 2, 2020, 07:42:02 pm »

Quote from: sinnermichael on March 2, 2020, 03:07:14 pm

Rumours that Jordan Pickford has caught the Coronavirus have turned out to be untrue. He actually dropped it.

Excellent

[new username under construction] · « **Reply #1403 on:** March 3, 2020, 09:01:17 am »

Quote from: OsirisMVZ on March 2, 2020, 01:14:47 am

Think the combination of Carlo and Mosh (who loves a Hollywood signing) will lead to them spending a fuckton of money on whichever GK has a good showing at the Euros or Copa.

Which is great as anyone can have a few good games, chances are they'll end up with someone just as bad

Everton have to spend so much money to get better it's unreal, plus a new stadium? no chance

12C · « **Reply #1404 on:** March 3, 2020, 09:18:04 am »

Quote from: [new username under construction] on March 3, 2020, 09:01:17 am

Which is great as anyone can have a few good games, chances are they'll end up with someone just as bad

Everton have to spend so much money to get better it's unreal, plus a new stadium? no chance

Kepa to Goodison?

paulrazor · « **Reply #1405 on:** March 5, 2020, 09:05:40 am »

Quote from: Fiasco on March 2, 2020, 09:44:15 am

Not long before he dropped the clanger for the goal, he came for a cross or a corner and claimed a very simple ball in the air. He then goaded the United player next to him, or gestured to the crowd to gee them up, by sticking his tongue out like a fucking child to celebrate what he'd just done.

Honestly, I can't find a clip of it but it definitely happened. The fact that he's not very good is one thing, but he'd get so much less abuse if he wasn't such an arrogant dickhead.

he was at that against newcastle in one game, best bit was i think Everton were 2 up at the time and went on to lose

Brian Blessed · « **Reply #1406 on:** June 21, 2020, 08:00:56 pm »

I can’t believe even he would dive for that Minamino show in the tenth minute. And yet here are again.

FiSh77 · « **Reply #1407 on:** June 21, 2020, 08:03:11 pm »

Quote from: Brian Blessed on June 21, 2020, 08:00:56 pm

I can’t believe even he would dive for that Minamino show in the tenth minute. And yet here are again.

Show some fucking respect, shit arms matter

aw1991 · « **Reply #1408 on:** June 21, 2020, 08:10:06 pm »

I agree he deserves benching, but replacing him with Woody Harrelson is an odd one.

Kopenhagen · « **Reply #1409 on:** July 7, 2020, 12:49:41 am »

https://twitter.com/j_doolan3/status/1280217107364528130?s=21

redgriffin73 · « **Reply #1410 on:** July 7, 2020, 09:15:03 am »

Quote from: Kopenhagen on July 7, 2020, 12:49:41 am

https://twitter.com/j_doolan3/status/1280217107364528130?s=21

Can't stop watching it!

rob1966 · « **Reply #1411 on:** July 7, 2020, 10:31:51 am »

Quote from: Kopenhagen on July 7, 2020, 12:49:41 am

https://twitter.com/j_doolan3/status/1280217107364528130?s=21

He's comedy gold.

Awful keeper, no awareness of where he is in relation to his goal, struts about like he's cock of the north, makes utterly baffling decisions that cost goals and yet he's England No1 while Nick Pope dies Allisson for the Golden Glove.

keano7 · « **Reply #1412 on:** July 7, 2020, 10:38:19 am »

Quote from: Kopenhagen on July 7, 2020, 12:49:41 am

https://twitter.com/j_doolan3/status/1280217107364528130?s=21

That wasn’t even the worse one. He came for a corner and the ball went through his gloves again similar to what happened vs Leicester. Pope more than deserves a shot at being no.1 for the next few friendlies / competitive games.

Kopenhagen · « **Reply #1413 on:** July 12, 2020, 04:37:06 pm »

Something seriously wrong with this boy!

Kopenhagen · « **Reply #1414 on:** July 12, 2020, 04:49:38 pm »

https://streamable.com/558f1c

aw1991 · « **Reply #1415 on:** July 12, 2020, 06:21:00 pm »

Quote from: Kopenhagen on July 12, 2020, 04:37:06 pm

Something seriously wrong with this boy!

He's so confident without any reason to be

Kekule · « **Reply #1416 on:** July 12, 2020, 06:26:02 pm »

Quote from: Kopenhagen on July 12, 2020, 04:49:38 pm

https://streamable.com/558f1c

I misheard and thought the commentator called him a “spunk bubble” at 42 seconds.

Tobelius · « **Reply #1417 on:** July 12, 2020, 06:35:07 pm »

Quote from: Kopenhagen on July 12, 2020, 04:37:06 pm

Something seriously wrong with this boy!

Looks like someone who's been to one of those confidence courses where they tell averagely talented people they can be anything they want if they believe enough.

Or he's a bit touched in the head.

El Lobo · « **Reply #1418 on:** July 12, 2020, 06:35:34 pm »

I honestly love him, he’s like Phil Jones. Just an absolute comedy character.

Oskar · « **Reply #1419 on:** July 12, 2020, 06:39:37 pm »

He's a dangerous combination of stupidity and arrogance.

Not sure what he thinks is so funny about making basic mistakes, but he should count himself lucky to be at Everton as they're seemingly prepared to overlook every mistake he makes. I can't see a manager like Ancelotti being happy with having to make do with a goalkeeper like Pickford, though.

Kekule · « **Reply #1420 on:** July 12, 2020, 06:44:38 pm »

Quote from: Kopenhagen on July 12, 2020, 04:37:06 pm

Something seriously wrong with this boy!

“Aaahhh. You all thought I’d fucked up and made myself look like a tit. Unlucky, losers”.

The lack of self awareness is incredible.

aw1991 · « **Reply #1421 on:** July 12, 2020, 06:45:04 pm »

Quote from: Tobelius on July 12, 2020, 06:35:07 pm

Looks like someone who's been to one of those confidence courses where they tell averagely talented people they can be anything they want if they believe enough.

We're talking about Jordan Pickford here?

Floydy · « **Reply #1422 on:** July 12, 2020, 06:52:02 pm »

This tool has a touch of Gascoigne about him, more the antics/attitude rather than the ability though.

Floydy · « **Reply #1423 on:** July 12, 2020, 06:53:09 pm »

forgot to add, I fuckin love this prick. You will never win fuck all with a clown like this in goal for you.

Caligula? · « **Reply #1424 on:** July 12, 2020, 07:02:12 pm »

The way he angrily overreacts to certain situations, dives for shots that are going about two yards wide and his overall demeanor suggest that not everything's right up in the old noggin.

eddiedingle · « **Reply #1425 on:** July 12, 2020, 07:19:53 pm »

Pretty sure Ancelotti will bomb him out soon as.

aw1991 · « **Reply #1426 on:** July 12, 2020, 08:02:49 pm »

Who's their number 2? Stekelenburg? Just start him until the end of the season and buy someone normal next year. Get the Bournemouth guy if they get relegated or something

Red Beret · « **Reply #1427 on:** July 12, 2020, 08:22:16 pm »

Quote from: aw1991 on July 12, 2020, 08:02:49 pm

Who's their number 2? Stekelenburg? Just start him until the end of the season and buy someone normal next year. Get the Bournemouth guy if they get relegated or something

If Carlo bombs Pickford then the whole league will know Everton want rid. Which PL club is going to want a keeper relegated with Sunderland and deemed not good enough for Everton?

aw1991 · « **Reply #1428 on:** July 12, 2020, 08:25:28 pm »

Quote from: Red Berry on July 12, 2020, 08:22:16 pm

If Carlo bombs Pickford then the whole league will know Everton want rid. Which PL club is going to want a keeper relegated with Sunderland and deemed not good enough for Everton?

Who would want him anyway? He would probably require stupid wages and a first team role, at best they could loan him out, but they would have to accept a massive loss on him

Floydy · « **Reply #1429 on:** July 12, 2020, 08:25:50 pm »

Quote from: Red Berry on July 12, 2020, 08:22:16 pm

If Carlo bombs Pickford then the whole league will know Everton want rid. Which PL club is going to want a keeper relegated with Sunderland and deemed not good enough for Everton?

Everton maybe?

Kekule · « **Reply #1430 on:** July 12, 2020, 08:28:09 pm »

Quote from: Red Berry on July 12, 2020, 08:22:16 pm

If Carlo bombs Pickford then the whole league will know Everton want rid. Which PL club is going to want a keeper relegated with Sunderland and deemed not good enough for Everton?

Moysie.

redgriffin73 · « **Reply #1431 on:** July 12, 2020, 08:41:22 pm »

Quote from: Caligula? on July 12, 2020, 07:02:12 pm

The way he angrily overreacts to certain situations, dives for shots that are going about two yards wide and his overall demeanor suggest that not everything's right up in the old noggin.

I've said it before, I'm convinced he's got ADHD or something like that, his brain isn't wired normally I'm sure.

Red Beret · « **Reply #1432 on:** July 12, 2020, 08:46:49 pm »

Quote from: aw1991 on July 12, 2020, 08:25:28 pm

Who would want him anyway? He would probably require stupid wages and a first team role, at best they could loan him out, but they would have to accept a massive loss on him

Well that's the problem really. We moved Karius on because his mentality was shot and he knew it; he needed a fresh start. Pickford is too dumb to realise he isn't very good.

He could maybe play himself back into some semblance of form in the Championship, but he'll think that's beneath him. Maybe a Scottish club might take him, or maybe a country where the game is played a bit slower. But most PL teams either have their keeper position sorted, or know that Pickford wouldn't be an upgrade on what they already have.

aw1991 · « **Reply #1433 on:** July 12, 2020, 08:53:47 pm »

Quote from: Red Berry on July 12, 2020, 08:46:49 pm

Well that's the problem really. We moved Karius on because his mentality was shot and he knew it; he needed a fresh start. Pickford is too dumb to realise he isn't very good.

He could maybe play himself back into some semblance of form in the Championship, but he'll think that's beneath him. Maybe a Scottish club might take him, or maybe a country where the game is played a bit slower. But most PL teams either have their keeper position sorted, or know that Pickford wouldn't be an upgrade on what they already have.

Then he'll have to accept life on bench, and if not, I would have to question Ancelotti. He's just not good enough for a Premier League club

Red Beret · « **Reply #1434 on:** July 12, 2020, 09:00:30 pm »

Quote from: aw1991 on July 12, 2020, 08:53:47 pm

Then he'll have to accept life on bench, and if not, I would have to question Ancelotti. He's just not good enough for a Premier League club

Might do a job at Leicester at this rate.

But yeah, Carlo will simply have to buy a new keeper.and bench Pickford till the scally takes the hint and gets a transfer.

4pool · « **Reply #1435 on:** July 12, 2020, 09:18:12 pm »

He should move to the MLS.

Mediocre
League
Soccer

So… Howard Philips · « **Reply #1436 on:** July 12, 2020, 09:37:43 pm »

Quote from: Red Berry on July 12, 2020, 08:22:16 pm

If Carlo bombs Pickford then the whole league will know Everton want rid. Which PL club is going to want a keeper relegated with Sunderland and deemed not good enough for Everton?

Sweet Jesus! If the whole league haven't realised that Pickford is a cross between a medieval fool and Mr Punch then the Premier League is well and truly fucked.

Red Beret · « **Reply #1437 on:** July 12, 2020, 09:39:38 pm »

Quote from: So... Howard Phillips on July 12, 2020, 09:37:43 pm

Sweet Jesus! If the whole league haven't realised that Pickford is a cross between a medieval fool and Mr Punch then the Premier League is well and truly fucked.

Well they certainly wont make any money out of him!

Morgana · « **Reply #1438 on:** July 12, 2020, 09:44:55 pm »

Quote from: aw1991 on July 12, 2020, 08:53:47 pm

Then he'll have to accept life on bench, and if not, I would have to question Ancelotti. He's just not good enough for a Premier League club

Southgate should have promoted Pope or Sheffield's Hendo ages ago and put Pickford out of his misery. This is why England won't win anything. Southgate is too soft and sentimental; pays too much attention to pundits and media in general as well. To win a World Cup you need to be a serious, no-nonsense coach. Southgate is no Marcello Lippi.

royhendo · « **Reply #1439 on:** July 16, 2020, 07:53:19 pm »

https://mobile.twitter.com/SkySportsPL/status/1283831843566034944