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Re: Manchester United appoint Oín 6skingollum Ar-Sakalthôr
« Reply #25200 on: April 10, 2019, 11:04:06 pm »
At the Nou Camp, it will be difficult for them to be compact on that pitch.

Old Trafford and Nou Camp have same pitch size.

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Re: Manchester United appoint Oín 6skingollum Ar-Sakalthôr
« Reply #25201 on: April 10, 2019, 11:04:56 pm »
4 loses in 5. Thank fuck they signed him up for that contract before they got someone decent in.
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Re: Manchester United appoint Oín 6skingollum Ar-Sakalthôr
« Reply #25202 on: April 10, 2019, 11:07:46 pm »
They need to revamp their entire forward line once again. They are all consistently meh. It's incredible how much that has turned on them this decade. A club once defined by their attacking football can now only spend money on physical midfielders to gain any sort of advantage. 
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Re: Solskjaer is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25203 on: April 10, 2019, 11:15:14 pm »


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Re: Solskjaer is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25204 on: April 10, 2019, 11:19:44 pm »
Tylers commentary was majestic

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Re: Solskjaer is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25205 on: April 10, 2019, 11:21:37 pm »
Can we have Solskjaer is still the manager of Manchester United as the thread title?

Or is it too early?
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Re: Manchester United appoint Oín 6skingollum Ar-Sakalthôr
« Reply #25206 on: April 10, 2019, 11:21:40 pm »
They need to revamp their entire forward line once again. They are all consistently meh. It's incredible how much that has turned on them this decade. A club once defined by their attacking football can now only spend money on physical midfielders to gain any sort of advantage.

Don’t you mean they need to revamp their entire defence, midfield and forward line, as well as the managerial setup. Everything about that team is terrible. Honestly they are screwed for years, there is no easy fix to such a terrible squad.
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Re: Solskjaer is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25207 on: April 10, 2019, 11:23:55 pm »
Priceless!! 😂😂😂

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Re: Solskjaer is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25208 on: April 10, 2019, 11:27:19 pm »
Forgot these were playing tonight, so I got a nice surprise when I watched the news.  ;D

I'm so glad they have good old Ole at the wheel.

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Re: Manchester United appoint Oín 6skingollum Ar-Sakalthôr
« Reply #25209 on: April 10, 2019, 11:29:02 pm »
Don’t you mean they need to revamp their entire defence, midfield and forward line, as well as the managerial setup. Everything about that team is terrible. Honestly they are screwed for years, there is no easy fix to such a terrible squad.

They are screwed for years, but the midfield is ok and De Gea will help cover the defensive holes for now, and who knows about OGS. But they really should start with the forward line if they ever want to start competing again sometime in the next few years.
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Re: Solskjaer is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25210 on: April 10, 2019, 11:29:13 pm »
In some ways a poor game was good for them.  The last thing you want against Barça is for a game of football to break out...
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Re: Manchester United appoint Oín 6skingollum Ar-Sakalthôr
« Reply #25211 on: April 10, 2019, 11:29:42 pm »
The light that burns twice as bright, burns half as long, and you've burned so very, very brightly, Jürgen.

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Re: Solskjaer is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25212 on: April 10, 2019, 11:36:42 pm »
I'm guessing before next week Sméagol will have said the following words/phrases numerous times:

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Re: Solskjaer is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25213 on: April 10, 2019, 11:38:03 pm »
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Re: Solskjaer is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25214 on: April 10, 2019, 11:38:38 pm »
I'm guessing before next week Sméagol will have said the following words/phrases numerous times:

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Re: Solskjaer is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25215 on: April 10, 2019, 11:47:56 pm »


:lmao

Not true, though. Luke Shaw scored tonight. ;)

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Re: Solskjaer is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25216 on: April 10, 2019, 11:55:07 pm »
Don’t you mean they need to revamp their entire defence, midfield and forward line, as well as the managerial setup. Everything about that team is terrible. Honestly they are screwed for years, there is no easy fix to such a terrible squad.

A United fan I work with told me that this summer Mata, Herrera, Valencia and Darmian are all going, it'll be interesting to see if they can attract players of a good enough standard to fill those spaces and the gaps they already have with Solskjær in charge, more so if they don't get champion league next season.
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Re: Solskjaer is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25217 on: April 10, 2019, 11:58:32 pm »
A United fan I work with told me that this summer Mata, Herrera, Valencia and Darmian are all going, it'll be interesting to see if they can attract players of a good enough standard to fill those spaces and the gaps they already have with Solskjær in charge, more so if they don't get champion league next season.

It’s not even about being able to attract players now, it’s the sheer cost of replacing so many players. Even for a club like United it is unaffordable. FRED cost them 50million.

All of those names are guaranteed to leave but even then they still need to replace pretty much the entire defence and the attack is seriously poor as well so god only knows how much it will cost them to fix that.

I don’t even think another 500 million is enough to sort out this mess, especially with Ole at the wheel.

They have many more years of pain ahead.
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Re: Solskjaer is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25218 on: April 11, 2019, 12:17:36 am »
Next week could be Utd's last CL game for quite awhile. They're 4th favourites in a four horse race for Top 4 and you could see Ole fucking up majorly next season and them missing out again.  :D

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Re: Solskjaer is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25219 on: April 11, 2019, 12:20:44 am »
Not true, though. Luke Shaw scored tonight. ;)

Shame it was in his own net though. :lmao
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Re: Manchester United appoint Oín 6skingollum Ar-Sakalthôr
« Reply #25220 on: April 11, 2019, 12:21:00 am »
Old Trafford and Nou Camp have same pitch size.

My eyes are playing tricks one m then

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Re: Manchester United appoint Oín 6skingollum Ar-Sakalthôr
« Reply #25221 on: April 11, 2019, 12:21:53 am »
My eyes are playing tricks one m then

The pitch in Barcelona always looks huge, but it’s the same 105 x 68m as Old Trafford.

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Re: Manchester United appoint Oín 6skingollum Ar-Sakalthôr
« Reply #25222 on: April 11, 2019, 12:28:49 am »
The pitch in Barcelona always looks huge, but it’s the same 105 x 68m as Old Trafford.

Think it's the proximity of the stands to the pitch is why the pitch Nou Camp looks bigger.
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Re: Solskjaer is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25223 on: April 11, 2019, 12:32:25 am »
It’s not even about being able to attract players now, it’s the sheer cost of replacing so many players. Even for a club like United it is unaffordable. FRED cost them 50million.

During the summer, United fans were bumming about how they got the far better player in Fred rather than Fabinho. Maybe they were right and maybe their shit managers have turned good players into bad. Or maybe they were just talking shit.

It’s funny now how we really don’t care anymore as they have turned into a parody of a club with thousands of their fans leaving.
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Re: Manchester United appoint Oín 6skingollum Ar-Sakalthôr
« Reply #25224 on: April 11, 2019, 12:33:44 am »
Think it's the proximity of the stands to the pitch is why the pitch Nou Camp looks bigger.

Yeah you're right, optical illusion and all that  :D

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Re: Solskjaer is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25225 on: April 11, 2019, 12:35:26 am »
During the summer, United fans were bumming about how they got the far better player in Fred rather than Fabinho. Maybe they were right and maybe their shit managers have turned good players into bad. Or maybe they were just talking shit.

It’s funny now how we really don’t care anymore as they have turned into a parody of a club with thousands of their fans leaving.

My gf’s Dad and Brother were still saying this at Christmas.

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Re: Solskjaer is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25226 on: April 11, 2019, 12:37:37 am »
The fact that the four players their fans consider 'World Class' (they're not) namely De Gea, Pogba, Rashford and Martial would all be on our bench and not starting for us shows how far they've fallen.

They need massive investment this summer, 4 or 5 squad players need replaced and 2 or 3 starters are required, that's over £300m easily.

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Re: Solskjaer is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25227 on: April 11, 2019, 01:12:46 am »
😂 they looked poor against a frankly lacklustre Barca team. Plays into our hands for their game against city. They’ll need a win to get champions league next season
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Re: Solskjaer is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25228 on: April 11, 2019, 02:36:46 am »
Tactical masterclass from Ole: “Manchester United should look to 1999 for Camp Nou inspiration, says Solskjær.” His managerial philosophy seems to rest entirely on Sir Alex, 1999, injury time and a mythical “united way” which has no basis in the clubs history. Long it may continue.

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2019/apr/10/ole-gunnar-solskjaer-manchester-united-barcelona-camp-nou-1999?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other

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Re: Manchester United appoint Oín 6skingollum Ar-Sakalthôr
« Reply #25229 on: April 11, 2019, 02:37:11 am »
4 loses in 5. Thank fuck they signed him up for that contract before they got someone decent in.

They're bit reverting back to their level after a new manager bounce are they? Who the hell could have predicted that?
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Re: Solskjaer is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25230 on: April 11, 2019, 05:35:10 am »
Barca was that poor, I'm not convinced Utd are out of this CL just yet.
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Re: Solskjaer is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25231 on: April 11, 2019, 06:26:55 am »
Tactical masterclass from Ole: “Manchester United should look to 1999 for Camp Nou inspiration, says Solskjær.” His managerial philosophy seems to rest entirely on Sir Alex, 1999, injury time and a mythical “united way” which has no basis in the clubs history. Long it may continue.

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2019/apr/10/ole-gunnar-solskjaer-manchester-united-barcelona-camp-nou-1999?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other

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Re: Solskjaer is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25232 on: April 11, 2019, 06:40:35 am »
30% ball possession, 0 shots on target, but manutd fans think that was masterclass from Ole? If Mourinho did that (he probably would), he would get slaughtered by manutd fans for his negative football.
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Re: Solskjaer is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25233 on: April 11, 2019, 07:12:16 am »
I’m not sure I’ve seen anybody hail last night as a tactical master class. United looked very average last night and they have next to no chance of getting through. Honeymoon period well and truly over. They will be throwing more shite at the wall in the summer hoping some of it sticks. Hopefully they can dig a performance out v Man City but they look miles short.

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« Reply #25234 on: April 11, 2019, 07:22:09 am »
Wait a minute.  Quarter finals of the CL. Shirley they are one of top 8 teams in Europe?
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Re: Solskjaer is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25235 on: April 11, 2019, 07:27:31 am »
Tactical masterclass from Ole: “Manchester United should look to 1999 for Camp Nou inspiration, says Solskjær.” His managerial philosophy seems to rest entirely on Sir Alex, 1999, injury time and a mythical “united way” which has no basis in the clubs history. Long it may continue.

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2019/apr/10/ole-gunnar-solskjaer-manchester-united-barcelona-camp-nou-1999?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other

I'm wary of reading too much into headlines these days as journalists have become experts at asking questions in just such a way to get a 'soundbite' answer to splash across the page; but they haven't half left themselves open to crap like this...

And I twice heard mentions to 'that night' in the comms last night as well. There were probably more, but I only had it on in the background.
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Re: Solskjaer is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25236 on: April 11, 2019, 07:27:41 am »
If we can get through against Porto next week, we have nothing to fear from either of these.. United were shite.. Barca were not too much better..

The champions league almost seems easier to win than the league right now.. almost..  :o
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Re: Solskjaer is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25238 on: April 11, 2019, 08:02:11 am »
Barca was that poor, I'm not convinced Utd are out of this CL just yet.

Barca are usually a different prospect at home, but yes, still a worry that they won't be on it next week.
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Re: Solskjaer is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25239 on: April 11, 2019, 08:21:43 am »
There is a "United Way", though, instituted by the great Matt Busby, which is based on youth, skill, wingers, and a never-say-die attitude.

So Matt Busby's way then, not United's way.
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