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Who wins?

Hazell
14 (73.7%)
Lawnmowerman
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Voting closed: January 30, 2021, 05:12:45 am

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Le Tissier Draft FINAL
« on: January 29, 2021, 05:12:45 am »


HAZELL



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LAWNMOWERMAN


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Re: Le Tissier Draft FINAL
« Reply #1 on: January 29, 2021, 07:08:48 am »
It’s really hard to choose between two posters I really like. But this isn’t one of those occasions. This is easy.

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Re: Le Tissier Draft FINAL
« Reply #2 on: January 29, 2021, 08:45:07 am »
It’s really hard to choose between two posters I really like. But this isn’t one of those occasions. This is easy.
exactly. Le tiss capable of the spectacular individually but he was a bit of a lazy lump wasn't he? His passing was average and he's not gonna offer much supply to that forward line. Mendieta was better out wide. Hazells Fullbacks are good but if they venture up...boom hit on the counter. Look at the passing range from my midfield, look at those wingers waiting to pounce. I'd be very surprised if hazells Fullbacks would even dare venture out. Close game but me front 4 the difference

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Re: Le Tissier Draft FINAL
« Reply #3 on: January 29, 2021, 08:46:42 am »
Anyway good luck H-bomb

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Re: Le Tissier Draft FINAL
« Reply #4 on: January 29, 2021, 08:49:15 am »
Still massive favourite here LMM, classic pump and dump voting early on

Voted Hazell
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Re: Le Tissier Draft FINAL
« Reply #5 on: January 29, 2021, 09:02:19 am »
Still massive favourite here LMM, classic pump and dump voting early on

Voted Hazell
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Re: Le Tissier Draft FINAL
« Reply #6 on: January 29, 2021, 09:02:44 am »
Voted H.

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Re: Le Tissier Draft FINAL
« Reply #7 on: January 29, 2021, 09:42:25 am »
exactly. Le tiss capable of the spectacular individually but he was a bit of a lazy lump wasn't he? His passing was average and he's not gonna offer much supply to that forward line. Mendieta was better out wide. Hazells Fullbacks are good but if they venture up...boom hit on the counter. Look at the passing range from my midfield, look at those wingers waiting to pounce. I'd be very surprised if hazells Fullbacks would even dare venture out. Close game but me front 4 the difference

I was just dying to imply I really don’t like one of you...

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Re: Le Tissier Draft FINAL
« Reply #8 on: January 29, 2021, 09:49:23 am »
I was just dying to imply I really don’t like one of you...

I wouldn't have expected anything else.
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Re: Le Tissier Draft FINAL
« Reply #9 on: January 29, 2021, 09:56:48 am »
Lman's midfield would be overrun and battered, so Hazell get's it.  Michael Ballack did sometimes win you know.  :o


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Re: Le Tissier Draft FINAL
« Reply #10 on: January 29, 2021, 10:27:24 am »
Lman's midfield would be overrun and battered, so Hazell get's it.  Michael Ballack did sometimes win you know.  :o
:lmao heard it all now. Midfield battered?? Molby and McMahon? You stick to your long haired and facial haired German posers
You know I can go man to man against that midfield with chumpitaz there? Mendieta isn't even a centre midfielder, you bratwurst sucker you
« Last Edit: January 29, 2021, 10:34:58 am by Lawnmowerman »

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Re: Le Tissier Draft FINAL
« Reply #11 on: January 29, 2021, 10:29:57 am »
Seems hazell did bring his dinner, and the junta with him. Shocking scenes

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Re: Le Tissier Draft FINAL
« Reply #12 on: January 29, 2021, 10:44:23 am »
Two of my favourite posters with two well matched teams. Decisions, decisions....

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And treat those two imposters just the same

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Re: Le Tissier Draft FINAL
« Reply #13 on: January 29, 2021, 11:03:45 am »
:lmao heard it all now. Midfield battered?? Molby and McMahon? You stick to your long haired and facial haired German posers
You know I can go man to man against that midfield with chumpitaz there? Mendieta isn't even a centre midfielder, you bratwurst sucker you

Mendieta usually played on the right of midfield you're right but could play centrally. Guess what he's playing on the Right of that diamond midfield though.  :P

Also leave my Germans alone!

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Re: Le Tissier Draft FINAL
« Reply #14 on: January 29, 2021, 11:27:41 am »
Can't see a single weak link in Hazell's team, which is extraordinary in a draft like this.

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Re: Le Tissier Draft FINAL
« Reply #15 on: January 29, 2021, 11:37:14 am »
Mendieta usually played on the right of midfield you're right but could play centrally. Guess what he's playing on the Right of that diamond midfield though.  :P

Also leave my Germans alone!
Samie, or simple samie as i like to call you, let me explain to you exactly why that midfield wouldn't 'overrun' proceedings and dish out a 'battering'. Now let's put aside that Mendieta isn't a proper cm and he's actually a outside playing hobbit. We'll park that. The midfield diamond only overruns and batters teams when it's backed up by fullbacks. Now H-bomb has good fullbacks. The problem they have is they are up against pure wingers, some of the best, and are also facing a team with quality passers to hit them on the counter should they go walkies up the pitch. So they don't. So what's left is the midfield to run proceedings and shove the ball down my throat. They have the numbers, sure why not. It's 'only' Molby and McMahon in there. The issue there is with the lack of penetration from Hazells fullbacks, Gerry and Birindelli can now squeeze in beside the centre backs. It then becomes Hazells narrow middle 5 against a back 4 and also Molby and mcmahon in front of them. Do you see samie? Do you see? There is no 'overrunning' and 'battering' to be done there Samuel. It'll be a close game for sure, but an 'overrunning' and 'battering' i simply will not tolerate! certainly not from the likes of you..

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Re: Le Tissier Draft FINAL
« Reply #16 on: January 29, 2021, 11:39:56 am »

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Re: Le Tissier Draft FINAL
« Reply #17 on: January 29, 2021, 11:41:58 am »
The more L-Mow defends his team the more inclined I am to vote Hazell.

How dare he patronise young Samie like that. Samie had forgotten more about drafting than he ever knew in the first place.

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Re: Le Tissier Draft FINAL
« Reply #18 on: January 29, 2021, 11:42:23 am »
A good response Lman but clearly I know nothing but our Rawk brethren are also all clueless to boot.  :D

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Re: Le Tissier Draft FINAL
« Reply #19 on: January 29, 2021, 11:43:49 am »
Can't see a single weak link in Hazell's team, which is extraordinary in a draft like this.

Yeah it's such a strong team.

Unlucky Lman, you can't win them all ye big dosser!

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Re: Le Tissier Draft FINAL
« Reply #20 on: January 29, 2021, 11:45:48 am »
A good response Lman but clearly I know nothing but our Rawk brethren are also all clueless to boot.  :D
#draintheswamp

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Re: Le Tissier Draft FINAL
« Reply #21 on: January 29, 2021, 11:46:05 am »
Lman is not Tyson Fury, He's Butterbean's second cousin the fat fucker.  Go shove a whole spud down your throat.

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Re: Le Tissier Draft FINAL
« Reply #22 on: January 29, 2021, 11:47:01 am »
Yeah it's such a strong team.

Unlucky Lman, you can't win them all ye big dosser!
Win them all? It's a miracle i got to the final having started the draft in round 5. Herculean stuff. I think we both know who the real winner is here

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Re: Le Tissier Draft FINAL
« Reply #23 on: January 29, 2021, 11:49:45 am »
The more L-Mow defends his team the more inclined I am to vote Hazell.

How dare he patronise young Samie like that. Samie had forgotten more about drafting than he ever knew in the first place.
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Re: Le Tissier Draft FINAL
« Reply #24 on: January 29, 2021, 11:50:10 am »
#draintheswamp

How much do you charge for that?

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Re: Le Tissier Draft FINAL
« Reply #25 on: January 29, 2021, 11:51:19 am »
Lman is not Tyson Fury, He's Butterbean's second cousin the fat fucker.  Go shove a whole spud down your throat.
Yeah you shove some of that german sausage down your channel tunnel sized oesophagus, lumpy

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Re: Le Tissier Draft FINAL
« Reply #26 on: January 29, 2021, 11:51:52 am »
Yeah you shove some of that german sausage down your channel tunnel sized oesophagus, lumpy

I heard that rumour too.

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Re: Le Tissier Draft FINAL
« Reply #27 on: January 29, 2021, 11:53:43 am »
How much do you charge for that?
9 votes will suffice

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Re: Le Tissier Draft FINAL
« Reply #28 on: January 29, 2021, 11:56:04 am »
I heard that rumour too.
The slut would take any kind of suasage tbf. a 'pity' sausage. doesn't have to be German

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Re: Le Tissier Draft FINAL
« Reply #29 on: January 29, 2021, 11:59:03 am »
Can't see a single weak link in Hazell's team, which is extraordinary in a draft like this.
« Last Edit: January 29, 2021, 12:02:05 pm by Lawnmowerman »

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Re: Le Tissier Draft FINAL
« Reply #30 on: January 29, 2021, 12:00:18 pm »
If only you had Iron Anus for this draft huh mate?  :P

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Re: Le Tissier Draft FINAL
« Reply #31 on: January 29, 2021, 12:01:22 pm »
If only you had Iron Anus for this draft huh mate?  :P
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Re: Le Tissier Draft FINAL
« Reply #32 on: January 29, 2021, 01:08:14 pm »
Lman taking a good schalacking here.

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Re: Le Tissier Draft FINAL
« Reply #33 on: January 29, 2021, 01:36:23 pm »
Prefer Lawnmowers team he got my vote

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Re: Le Tissier Draft FINAL
« Reply #34 on: January 29, 2021, 01:42:25 pm »
Prefer Lawnmowers team he got my vote

Enjoyable draft all  :)
i know you're a noob and I just want to take this opportunity to let you know you've been a fantastic addition to the draft community, friend.
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Re: Le Tissier Draft FINAL
« Reply #35 on: January 29, 2021, 01:45:26 pm »
Sometimes just getting to a final is enough.  Thanks for jumping in when we needed!

Gonna bring on Didi Hamann to remind your players they are not good enough LMM?

Or should you concede?  Lots of big fun coming up soon

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Re: Le Tissier Draft FINAL
« Reply #36 on: January 29, 2021, 01:47:30 pm »
Lman taking a good schalacking here.
oh well. I can take a shalacking. I can take me lumps. Atleast I put up a fight doing it. Unlike you, running away in the semi. Schalacking shy shamuel

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Re: Le Tissier Draft FINAL
« Reply #37 on: January 29, 2021, 01:48:52 pm »
Sometimes just getting to a final is enough.  Thanks for jumping in when we need!

Gonna bring on Didi Hamann to remind your players they are not good enough LMM?

Or should you concede?  Lots of big fun coming up soon
never concede. it ain't over till the fat lump le tissier sings

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Re: Le Tissier Draft FINAL
« Reply #38 on: January 29, 2021, 02:05:25 pm »
oh well. I can take a shalacking. I can take me lumps. Atleast I put up a fight doing it. Unlike you, running away in the semi. Schalacking shy shamuel

Mate the draft world ain't ready for final shitetalk off between moi and yourself.  ;D

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Re: Le Tissier Draft FINAL
« Reply #39 on: January 29, 2021, 02:08:41 pm »
exactly. Le tiss capable of the spectacular individually but he was a bit of a lazy lump wasn't he? His passing was average and he's not gonna offer much supply to that forward line. Mendieta was better out wide. Hazells Fullbacks are good but if they venture up...boom hit on the counter. Look at the passing range from my midfield, look at those wingers waiting to pounce. I'd be very surprised if hazells Fullbacks would even dare venture out. Close game but me front 4 the difference

Samie, or simple samie as i like to call you, let me explain to you exactly why that midfield wouldn't 'overrun' proceedings and dish out a 'battering'. Now let's put aside that Mendieta isn't a proper cm and he's actually a outside playing hobbit. We'll park that. The midfield diamond only overruns and batters teams when it's backed up by fullbacks. Now H-bomb has good fullbacks. The problem they have is they are up against pure wingers, some of the best, and are also facing a team with quality passers to hit them on the counter should they go walkies up the pitch. So they don't. So what's left is the midfield to run proceedings and shove the ball down my throat. They have the numbers, sure why not. It's 'only' Molby and McMahon in there. The issue there is with the lack of penetration from Hazells fullbacks, Gerry and Birindelli can now squeeze in beside the centre backs. It then becomes Hazells narrow middle 5 against a back 4 and also Molby and mcmahon in front of them. Do you see samie? Do you see? There is no 'overrunning' and 'battering' to be done there Samuel. It'll be a close game for sure, but an 'overrunning' and 'battering' i simply will not tolerate! certainly not from the likes of you..

I'd respond in kind but alas, I don't have your tactical acumen LM. I feel like Frank Lampard to your Ole Gunnar Solskjaer.
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