Author Topic: Liverpool vs. Villareal - 2nd Leg - 3-1 (Bruno o/g 7', Sturridge 62', Adam 80')  (Read 92998 times)

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« Last Edit: May 5, 2016, 09:45:14 pm by Rush 82 »
13mins - Bournemouth have gone home. Utd kicked off anyway. Still 0-0 as Smalling passes it back to De Gea.

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Re: Liverpool vs. Villareal. EL Semi. Second leg. 0-1
« Reply #1 on: May 5, 2016, 07:18:54 pm »
Another nailbiting 90/120 minutes await.

It's been a fair old rollercoaster of a season thus far. A European Final would be the icing on the cake.

However, if things don't go to plan tonight, can we please refrain from the main board if you're afflicted with keyboard tourettes.

There's a time and a place to spout utter shite whilst in the throes of a Post match temper tantrum. The place is Twitter, the time is until you've calmed yourself down.

Whatever happens, I doubt anyone in October could hand on heart, say they wouldn't have taken a Cup final, and a European Semi. Especially seeing as we somehow managed to snag ourselves one of Europes best managers.

Tonight isn't the end, it's only just begun.

13mins - Bournemouth have gone home. Utd kicked off anyway. Still 0-0 as Smalling passes it back to De Gea.

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Re: Liverpool vs. Villareal. EL Semi. Second leg. 0-1
« Reply #2 on: May 5, 2016, 07:24:10 pm »
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13mins - Bournemouth have gone home. Utd kicked off anyway. Still 0-0 as Smalling passes it back to De Gea.

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Re: Liverpool vs. Villareal. EL Semi. Second leg. 0-1
« Reply #3 on: May 5, 2016, 07:59:36 pm »
Fucking Boss
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Re: Liverpool vs. Villareal. EL Semi. Second leg. 0-1
« Reply #4 on: May 5, 2016, 08:00:39 pm »
:wellin :wellin :wellin

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Re: Liverpool vs. Villareal. EL Semi. Second leg. 0-1
« Reply #5 on: May 5, 2016, 08:05:34 pm »
Take it to the half time Rush 82. :wave

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Re: Liverpool vs. Villareal. EL Semi. Second leg. 0-1
« Reply #6 on: May 5, 2016, 08:05:40 pm »
Redmen get us under way
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Re: Liverpool vs. Villareal. EL Semi. Second leg. 0-1
« Reply #7 on: May 5, 2016, 08:07:40 pm »
2' Liverpool enjoying early possession, the ball loops up for the keeper to catch, and he drops it.
Just short of Lalana.

He's a dropper, folks.
13mins - Bournemouth have gone home. Utd kicked off anyway. Still 0-0 as Smalling passes it back to De Gea.

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Re: Liverpool vs. Villareal. EL Semi. Second leg. 0-1
« Reply #8 on: May 5, 2016, 08:08:55 pm »
3' Daniel pulls wide and uses his quick feet to get a cross over.
Keeper must have changed his gloves, he caught it.

We're swarming.
13mins - Bournemouth have gone home. Utd kicked off anyway. Still 0-0 as Smalling passes it back to De Gea.

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Re: Liverpool vs. Villareal. EL Semi. Second leg. 0-1
« Reply #9 on: May 5, 2016, 08:08:58 pm »
Twinkly toes from young Daniel :)

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Re: Liverpool vs. Villareal. EL Semi. Second leg. 0-1
« Reply #10 on: May 5, 2016, 08:09:33 pm »
Kop in very good voice.
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Re: Liverpool vs. Villareal. EL Semi. Second leg. 0-1
« Reply #11 on: May 5, 2016, 08:11:08 pm »
5' Close.
Soldado nods down for Malio who fires a shot straight at Migs who parries.
Ball back out and Dos Santos scoops over.
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Re: Liverpool vs. Villareal. EL Semi. Second leg. 0-1
« Reply #12 on: May 5, 2016, 08:11:52 pm »
Mario'sd shot was deflected.
Good save that, Migs.
13mins - Bournemouth have gone home. Utd kicked off anyway. Still 0-0 as Smalling passes it back to De Gea.

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Re: Liverpool vs. Villareal. EL Semi. Second leg. 0-1
« Reply #13 on: May 5, 2016, 08:11:59 pm »
Bloody good parry that from Mignolet!

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Re: Liverpool vs. Villareal. EL Semi. Second leg. 0-1
« Reply #14 on: May 5, 2016, 08:12:18 pm »
Goooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaallllllll
Sturridge makes it 1-0
13mins - Bournemouth have gone home. Utd kicked off anyway. Still 0-0 as Smalling passes it back to De Gea.

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Re: Liverpool vs. Villareal. EL Semi. Second leg. 0-1
« Reply #15 on: May 5, 2016, 08:13:17 pm »
Ball fizzed across, keeper completely misses it, it comes back across and Daniel hits it against Soliano and in.
13mins - Bournemouth have gone home. Utd kicked off anyway. Still 0-0 as Smalling passes it back to De Gea.

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Re: Liverpool vs. Villareal. EL Semi. Second leg. 0-1
« Reply #16 on: May 5, 2016, 08:14:21 pm »
Scruffy as anything - the mark of a true striker - gets it in no matter what

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Re: Liverpool vs. Villareal. EL Semi. Second leg. 0-1
« Reply #17 on: May 5, 2016, 08:15:09 pm »
The Villareal keeper Aureola is playing like a bit of a tit
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Re: Liverpool vs. Villareal. EL Semi. Second leg. 1-1
« Reply #18 on: May 5, 2016, 08:16:46 pm »
10' Incessant pressing, Villareal look to have frozen.

Easy bouncing ball, keeper again drops the ball  :o
They get a FK, but he was challenged by his own player
13mins - Bournemouth have gone home. Utd kicked off anyway. Still 0-0 as Smalling passes it back to De Gea.

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Re: Liverpool vs. Villareal. EL Semi. Second leg. 1-1 (Sturridge 8')
« Reply #19 on: May 5, 2016, 08:17:56 pm »
Being recorded as an own goal but we know the real truth!

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Re: Liverpool vs. Villareal. EL Semi. Second leg. 1-1 (Sturridge 8')
« Reply #20 on: May 5, 2016, 08:19:02 pm »
12' Can is playing like a monster. He's winning everything.
Ball whipped in by Milner, Lalana gets the faintest touch just past the post.
13mins - Bournemouth have gone home. Utd kicked off anyway. Still 0-0 as Smalling passes it back to De Gea.

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Re: Liverpool vs. Villareal. EL Semi. Second leg. 1-1 (Sturridge 8')
« Reply #21 on: May 5, 2016, 08:19:51 pm »
Pretty relentless from us at the moment  :) :)

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Re: Liverpool vs. Villareal. EL Semi. Second leg. 1-1 (Sturridge 8')
« Reply #22 on: May 5, 2016, 08:21:13 pm »
14' Villareal with a rare foray into our half. Ball finds its way to Migs.
We build again.

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17' - We need to watch our passing - that went all the way from their box into ours via a poor pass. Corner to them comes to nothing.

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Already they're targeting the void left by Moreno.
13mins - Bournemouth have gone home. Utd kicked off anyway. Still 0-0 as Smalling passes it back to De Gea.

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18' - Decent cross in from the Yellows. Ball ping pongs a bit and they remain in dangerous positions until the ball ends back with Mignolet. and now we're back in their box.

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20' - Milner goes down - no FK, he gets up eventually but appears to be limping a bit

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21' YellowVilla player brought down by Can. FK in the middle fo the park. Taken short and passed back into their half. Crowd cheers as ball ends up nowhere.

Marcelino not looking quite so cocky at the moment.

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23' - Firmino floats a ball in from the right but just too deep for Sturridge. Ball worked back and now we have a corner

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23' - Soooo close... corner on the other side now. Milner fires a good one in but cleared. We have the ball again. Coutinho fires in from range but straight against a Yello shirt

Egad - that was a good save from Mignolet earlier - they just showed the replay

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26' - Moreno goes down - self inflicted but ref stops play. Moreno holds his right shoulder - landed awkwardly

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That corner was mad.
Firmino about to nod it and a defender flicks it over him, the as Emre is about to tap home it's deflected away.
13mins - Bournemouth have gone home. Utd kicked off anyway. Still 0-0 as Smalling passes it back to De Gea.

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27' - Reds are playing well. Firmino nearly pulling of a very tricky move and earns a corner for his trouble. YellowVilla break, but Lovren stops Surarez, who squeals for a FK but ref not interested.

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29' - Coutinho mazy run ends with a deflected shot = a corner to us.

and Ruiz earns a Yellow for being a tit - ref not impressed  :lickin

Corner was reasonably taken, but ShortSleeveKeeper in in position to catch the ball from the Lovren header.
 

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32' - Lovren and Soldada clash. Ref having a chat to both and no Yellow.


Shithousery from Soldado there- Lovren touched his head and he went down as if he'd been coshed!

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Lovren is having another one of those games.

Colossus
13mins - Bournemouth have gone home. Utd kicked off anyway. Still 0-0 as Smalling passes it back to De Gea.

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34' - Clyne gets a Yellow  - undeserved it must be said.

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34' - Don't like the way Sturridge was forced off the ball there - expect him to be stronger

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36' - We're back in their box. Milner tries a shot from outside and we have another corner.

which is kicked straight into SSK's hands.



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38' - Long balls from VillaYellow and we're back in their box. Lovely ball in from the left almost finds Lallana but the SSK collects comfortably in the end.