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Andy Carroll
« on: August 6, 2010, 04:04:39 pm »
One of the most promising players Newcastle have produced in quite some time. Really came good last season (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_kanJ5Qqac) and has been rewarded with the No.9 shirt. The feeling up here from a few fans is that he won't cut it in the premiership, something I don't agree with. His game is based on strength and ariel ability, so in theory it doesnt matter what league he is in, he's alot taller than most defenders be it Championship or Premiership. Plus he looks like a fucking rockstar with that hair! ;D As long as he can cool it down off the pitch I can see him having a great future as a top class striker. What do you RAWKites reckon? Good striker or flash in the pan?
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Re: Andy Carroll
« Reply #1 on: August 6, 2010, 04:05:54 pm »
If he stays out of jail i'll eat my hat, he's a nutter.
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Re: Andy Carroll
« Reply #2 on: August 6, 2010, 04:08:08 pm »
I'm a massive fan of his after he twatted Steven Taylor in the face. :)

In all honesty, Carroll is a nice little player and I could see him having success comparable to a Kevin Doyle potentially; both are strong in the air, not the most glamorous, but both are solid players.

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Re: Andy Carroll
« Reply #3 on: August 6, 2010, 04:12:42 pm »
I'm a massive fan of his after he twatted Steven Taylor in the face. :)



Forgot about that, that was marvelous
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Re: Andy Carroll
« Reply #4 on: August 6, 2010, 04:13:43 pm »
I think he's got this season to either become a top player or a Neil Mellor.

He's a good player though, always thought so.
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Re: Andy Carroll
« Reply #5 on: August 6, 2010, 04:33:09 pm »
I think New castle will do OK this season as long as the fan majority grow up and expect to get a hiding every now and then.

If they can avoid calling for Shearer, Keegan or some other fanciful Geordie angel I think they will finish above the drop zone.

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Re: Andy Carroll
« Reply #6 on: August 6, 2010, 04:35:30 pm »
From DJ'ing at the State to playing for the bar codes. Is there no end to this lads talents.
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Re: Andy Carroll
« Reply #7 on: August 6, 2010, 04:47:09 pm »
I think he's got this season to either become a top player or a Neil Mellor.

He's a good player though, always thought so.

I agree, lot of pressure going to be on his shoulders as well

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Re: Andy Carroll
« Reply #8 on: August 6, 2010, 07:03:18 pm »
He'll make a very good target man one day will this lad.

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Re: Andy Carroll
« Reply #9 on: August 6, 2010, 07:34:14 pm »
Forgot about that, that was marvelous

Must've missed this. What happened?
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Re: Andy Carroll
« Reply #10 on: August 6, 2010, 08:55:39 pm »
Think he'll do quite well for you's this season.

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Re: Andy Carroll
« Reply #11 on: August 6, 2010, 09:02:07 pm »
Average IMO, 5-7 goals this season I would predict.
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Re: Andy Carroll
« Reply #12 on: August 6, 2010, 09:27:16 pm »
He'll be good I reckon. Hell, two years ago he was scoring vital goals for Newcastle (even if they were ultimately relegated) Where Owen shrank away.
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Re: Andy Carroll
« Reply #13 on: August 6, 2010, 09:56:54 pm »
Must've missed this. What happened?

Taylor was taking the piss out of Carroll's missus (I think he'd been texting her or something) and laughing at how much Carroll earned so Carroll broke his jaw.
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Re: Andy Carroll
« Reply #14 on: August 6, 2010, 10:23:08 pm »
He's my 'secret weapon' in the fantasy league - but not sure if he's a bargain or not!  He's cheap and scores a few goals, but will he play every week?

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Re: Andy Carroll
« Reply #15 on: August 6, 2010, 10:26:47 pm »
He's my 'secret weapon' in the fantasy league - but not sure if he's a bargain or not!  He's cheap and scores a few goals, but will he play every week?

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Re: Andy Carroll
« Reply #16 on: August 6, 2010, 11:25:33 pm »
Ameobi will take the PL by storm.
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Re: Andy Carroll
« Reply #17 on: August 6, 2010, 11:48:55 pm »
Stupid haircut.

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Re: Andy Carroll
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Re: Andy Carroll
« Reply #19 on: August 7, 2010, 02:41:26 am »
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Re: Andy Carroll
« Reply #20 on: August 7, 2010, 02:47:57 am »
He's my 'secret weapon' in the fantasy league - but not sure if he's a bargain or not!  He's cheap and scores a few goals, but will he play every week?

Defo. He's their best striker. He'll play almost every game this season unless he gets locked up.

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Re: Andy Carroll
« Reply #21 on: August 7, 2010, 10:00:36 am »
He would be a decent player if he wasnt on his arse every 5 minutes, a few Newcastle fans tell me the crowd are getting sick of that from him.
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Re: Andy Carroll
« Reply #22 on: August 7, 2010, 03:45:39 pm »
Always thought he was one of Newcastle's more positive players. Very direct, likes to take on defenders and looked good on the ball. Unfortunately it doesn't help when you've got a load of shit players around you. Needs to move to another club to get the most out of his potential and a better manager to guide him through his career.
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Re: Andy Carroll
« Reply #23 on: August 22, 2010, 06:18:44 pm »
Fucking beast! Thought he was excellent today, goals aside. His movement was top notch and he almost always picked out the right pass. Three well taken goals as well, probably the best performance I've seen at St.James', rivalling Gerrard's from 08/09.
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Re: Andy Carroll
« Reply #24 on: August 22, 2010, 06:20:34 pm »
Don't hijack my fucking thread! I'm taking the praise for this one.

http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=262223.0
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Re: Andy Carroll
« Reply #25 on: August 22, 2010, 06:22:09 pm »
Average IMO, 5-7 goals this season I would predict.
Hmm, he's got half that already :P
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Re: Andy Carroll
« Reply #26 on: August 22, 2010, 06:24:44 pm »
Don't hijack my fucking thread! I'm taking the praise for this one.

http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=262223.0


:D It helps to search
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Re: Andy Carroll
« Reply #27 on: August 22, 2010, 06:26:18 pm »
Don't hijack my fucking thread! I'm taking the praise for this one.

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Re: Andy Carroll
« Reply #28 on: August 22, 2010, 06:33:16 pm »
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Re: Andy Carroll
« Reply #29 on: August 22, 2010, 06:35:25 pm »
Don't hijack my fucking thread! I'm taking the praise for this one.

http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=262223.0

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Andy Carroll Loan Watch
« Reply #30 on: September 1, 2012, 12:21:36 pm »
Technically he's a West Ham player now so lets have this as a nice thread. No Transfer Window/FSG/Ian Ayre bollocks :)

He starts for the Hammers today vs Fulham, anyone watching? How do we think he'll do? Hopefully he'll slot in nicely, will be tricky with him only arriving like a day ago. A goal would be nice though.
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Re: Andy Carroll Loan Watch
« Reply #31 on: September 1, 2012, 12:23:21 pm »
Comon Andy, hammer those fulham twats!
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Re: Andy Carroll Loan Watch
« Reply #32 on: September 1, 2012, 12:23:27 pm »
Think he'll do splendidly with West Ham.

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Re: Andy Carroll Loan Watch
« Reply #33 on: September 1, 2012, 12:23:45 pm »
He'll do well, because he's a good player.

Hopefully scores 4 v these c*nts and WH win. Then scores 4 in every game West Ham play and lose 5-4. Carroll's value goes up, West Ham go down and everybody's happy.

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Re: Andy Carroll Loan Watch
« Reply #34 on: September 1, 2012, 12:24:28 pm »
Carroll and Nolan would be a handful to deal with. Wouldn't be surprised if West Ham managed to finish 10-12th in the league.

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Re: Andy Carroll Loan Watch
« Reply #35 on: September 1, 2012, 12:29:32 pm »
He'll do well, because he's a good player.

Hopefully scores 4 v these c*nts and WH win. Then scores 4 in every game West Ham play and lose 5-4. Carroll's value goes up, West Ham go down and everybody's happy.

Why would you want them to go down? I can easily find 3 detestable teams whom I want to go down (QPR and Villa for starters).

I shouldn't be bringing transfer stuff but if you are worried that Hammers will keep him at a predetermined low price then rest easy; coz by all accounts that can't be the case.
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Re: Andy Carroll Loan Watch
« Reply #36 on: September 1, 2012, 12:34:18 pm »
Hope he gets a few goals but no way am I supporting Westham & Allardyce hope they get relegated!

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Re: Andy Carroll Loan Watch
« Reply #37 on: September 1, 2012, 12:36:15 pm »
Hope he gets a few goals but no way am I supporting Westham & Allardyce hope they get relegated!


Its horrible if he's getting the goals and we are struggling for them though.
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Re: Andy Carroll Loan Watch
« Reply #38 on: September 1, 2012, 12:38:36 pm »

Its horrible if he's getting the goals and we are struggling for them though.

Not really - he may not be getting them in Rodgers system and for a team whose opposition s will usually park the bus. It will be horrible for RAWK servers though.
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Re: Andy Carroll Loan Watch
« Reply #39 on: September 1, 2012, 12:39:01 pm »

Its horrible if he's getting the goals and we are struggling for them though.

but but we cant fit Andy in our system...he is too tall
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