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Re: The Maradona Draft
« Reply #280 on: January 8, 2021, 12:11:32 am »
Nobody said anything until halfway through. It happens every time I run one!


This draft has been sitting there for a while, mate, championed by some who had ample opportunity to refine it but chose not to. Well done for getting it off the ground Claus. Let's crack on, it's only a bit of fun...
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Re: The Maradona Draft
« Reply #281 on: January 8, 2021, 12:12:22 am »
Trend has just won the draft anyway. Never have I ever seen Cruyff go in round 2 of a draft!

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Re: The Maradona Draft
« Reply #282 on: January 8, 2021, 12:20:04 am »
Trend has just won the draft anyway. Never have I ever seen Cruyff go in round 2 of a draft!






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Re: The Maradona Draft
« Reply #283 on: January 8, 2021, 12:23:53 am »


This draft has been sitting there for a while, mate, championed by some who had ample opportunity to refine it but chose not to. Well done for getting it off the ground Claus. Let's crack on, it's only a bit of fun...

Thanks pal!

I picked it up this morning with only about 3 picks gone, but it's done now. That's why I think you'd be better sticking to the original criteria. I was just being pedantic at the time as I wanted the draft to be as hard as possible for my own entertainment  ;D  Easier categories = more boring draft.

Depending on how this goes I think it's time for a pure fuckery draft. Trend's World Cup has given me some unpleasant ideas.
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Re: The Maradona Draft
« Reply #284 on: January 8, 2021, 12:27:44 am »
I'm enjoying this draft.

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Re: The Maradona Draft
« Reply #285 on: January 8, 2021, 12:31:42 am »
I'm enjoying this draft.

Excellent! Sorry for the confusion, I think this is the last time I listen to anybody for anything ever. If there's 12 drafters and only ten eligible players, fuck it and fuck them!
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Re: The Maradona Draft
« Reply #286 on: January 8, 2021, 12:45:24 am »
Excellent! Sorry for the confusion, I think this is the last time I listen to anybody for anything ever. If there's 12 drafters and only ten eligible players, fuck it and fuck them!

Here let me help you feel better!  Clausinho....


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Re: The Maradona Draft
« Reply #287 on: January 8, 2021, 12:55:41 am »
I didn’t think there was anything to debate in that top scorer/best player thing because it was pretty clear. I probably wouldn’t have changed it either but then again I’m too shot to run these so I’m not going to grumble.

I also didn’t realise you could pick Messi I thought I read somewhere you couldn’t, maybe that was just being mooted.

I can’t believe the shit gifmeister might win this, although maybe he’s shot his bolt too early. Does make me wonder why I tried to fill tougher categories first rather just get the very best players available though!

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Re: The Maradona Draft
« Reply #288 on: January 8, 2021, 12:58:42 am »
I didn’t think there was anything to debate in that top scorer/best player thing because it was pretty clear. I probably wouldn’t have changed it either but then again I’m too shot to run these so I’m not going to grumble.

I also didn’t realise you could pick Messi I thought I read somewhere you couldn’t, maybe that was just being mooted.

I can’t believe the shit gifmeister might win this, although maybe he’s shot his bolt too early. Does make me wonder why I tried to fill tougher categories first rather just get the very best players available though!

It's in the OP that he's allowed!
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Re: The Maradona Draft
« Reply #289 on: January 8, 2021, 12:59:29 am »
It's in the OP that he's allowed!

Minor detail...

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Re: The Maradona Draft
« Reply #290 on: January 8, 2021, 01:00:32 am »
Minor detail...

Haha, Cruyff getting out of the first round was the big fuck up anyway, Messi isn't a vote winner
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Re: The Maradona Draft
« Reply #291 on: January 8, 2021, 01:00:35 am »
I didn’t think there was anything to debate in that top scorer/best player thing because it was pretty clear. I probably wouldn’t have changed it either but then again I’m too shot to run these so I’m not going to grumble.

I also didn’t realise you could pick Messi I thought I read somewhere you couldn’t, maybe that was just being mooted.

I can’t believe the shit gifmeister might win this, although maybe he’s shot his bolt too early. Does make me wonder why I tried to fill tougher categories first rather just get the very best players available though!

Maradona no go
Messi was okay

In response to your other comment, I do not know what you mean --- shot his bolt too early?
 
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Re: The Maradona Draft
« Reply #292 on: January 8, 2021, 02:10:06 am »
Haha what's happened here.  Personally I agree with Betty and Nick (and me).  The rules clearly stated you have to pick either player of the tournament or top goal scorer.

Can't be changing things at this point innit.
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Re: The Maradona Draft
« Reply #293 on: January 8, 2021, 07:50:21 am »
Haha what's happened here.  Personally I agree with Betty and Nick (and me).  The rules clearly stated you have to pick either player of the tournament or top goal scorer.

Can't be changing things at this point innit.

Butterfly effect. Tubbs here wouldn’t have picked Morris, I’d have staffed my second choice in a striker not Stevie, who’s not what would have happened after.

Gives me a grievance and that’s always important in these drafts. IfithadnerbinferClausbeingasofttouch.

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Re: The Maradona Draft
« Reply #294 on: January 8, 2021, 07:51:21 am »
It’s fine though. And I’ll get revenge on Trend by fixing my pics to the right rather than centring them, just to fuck him up. Absolutely ruthless.

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Re: The Maradona Draft
« Reply #295 on: January 8, 2021, 08:15:07 am »
My second pick is with Nick!
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Re: The Maradona Draft
« Reply #296 on: January 8, 2021, 08:27:00 am »
What's wrong with yiz lads? A round and a half to make an arse of it. The category was quite clear. If you got a shite pick in that category, you got a better in another. Those who chose that category early get a good pick now but lose out in another one. 'Best young player' is not an individual 'award'. It's a lollipop given at the end of a trip to the dentist ffs.

When I was a youngfella, we moved back to me nanny's but I still continued to go to school, hang around, and played footie for the local team in the old area which was like 7 miles away. I barely played because I was shite. But I showed up. At the end of one season I got an award....'best traveller'. It's bollix! It was a fuckin lollipop!
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Re: The Maradona Draft
« Reply #297 on: January 8, 2021, 08:30:27 am »
What's wrong with yiz lads? A round and a half to make an arse of it. The category was quite clear. If you got a shite pick in that category, you got a better in another. Those who chose that category early get a good pick now but lose out in another one. 'Best young player' is not an individual 'award'. It's a lollipop given at the end of a trip to the dentist ffs.

When I was a youngfella, we moved back to me nanny's but I still continued to go to school, hang around, and played footie for the a local team in the old area which was like 7 miles away. I barely played because I was shite. But I showed up. At the end of one season I got an award....'best traveller'. It's bollix! It was a fuckin lollipop!

:lmao Quite. Did they not have the heart to tell you to find a local club?

Can someone send me a PM when it’s Claus’s turn as I have his picks. I actually have some work to do this morning (who am I trying to kid).

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Re: The Maradona Draft
« Reply #298 on: January 8, 2021, 08:39:14 am »
:lmao Quite. Did they not have the heart to tell you to find a local club?

Can someone send me a PM when it’s Claus’s turn as I have his picks. I actually have some work to do this morning (who am I trying to kid).
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Re: The Maradona Draft
« Reply #299 on: January 8, 2021, 08:58:00 am »
I’ll pick in about ten mins chaps
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Re: The Maradona Draft
« Reply #300 on: January 8, 2021, 09:31:11 am »
Good pick Lobo.

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Re: The Maradona Draft
« Reply #301 on: January 8, 2021, 10:17:51 am »
Van Basten and Batistuta gone.


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Re: The Maradona Draft
« Reply #302 on: January 8, 2021, 11:05:16 am »
Size of that pic. Is Max mr magoo or something??

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Re: The Maradona Draft
« Reply #303 on: January 8, 2021, 11:10:14 am »
Van Basten and Batistuta gone.
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Beautiful isn't it? overkill yes, but i thought, look at all these smartypantsies picking defenders, or they think they're being smarties. Let's get rough. Let's make them pay


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Re: The Maradona Draft
« Reply #304 on: January 8, 2021, 11:18:31 am »
Did DeFacto send someone his pick? Should I go ahead with mine?
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Re: The Maradona Draft
« Reply #305 on: January 8, 2021, 11:22:37 am »
Did DeFacto send someone his pick? Should I go ahead with mine?
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Re: The Maradona Draft
« Reply #306 on: January 8, 2021, 11:23:06 am »
Did DeFacto send someone his pick? Should I go ahead with mine?

Yeah you can go ahead I think. His time is up.

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Re: The Maradona Draft
« Reply #307 on: January 8, 2021, 11:26:18 am »
Yeah you can go ahead I think. His time is up.

Think he lives in the US, in which case his turn would've been in the middle of the night. I'll wait the full hour before making the pick to give him a chance or to see if he sent his pick to someone else, if people don't mind.
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Re: The Maradona Draft
« Reply #308 on: January 8, 2021, 11:34:30 am »
Nah you crack on mate he’s missed his go already
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Re: The Maradona Draft
« Reply #309 on: January 8, 2021, 11:41:22 am »
Alright, done. Someone had to pick that dickhead sooner or later, might as well be me.
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Re: The Maradona Draft
« Reply #310 on: January 8, 2021, 11:48:43 am »
Going now

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Re: The Maradona Draft
« Reply #311 on: January 8, 2021, 11:50:26 am »
Going now

Sorry DeFacto --- just saw this post; was sent PM by GLB ---- hopefully we do not pick the same player
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Re: The Maradona Draft
« Reply #312 on: January 8, 2021, 12:00:13 pm »
Did we establish Beckenbaurr was a bit of a shithouse pick as he was most improved young player whose name begins with B at a World Cup or something similar?

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« Reply #313 on: January 8, 2021, 12:02:54 pm »
It was, but it’s been changed to any individual award which I’m taking as literally any individual award at a WC. Includes silver and bronze ball and golden gloves.
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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« Reply #314 on: January 8, 2021, 12:04:13 pm »
It was, but it’s been changed to any individual award which I’m taking as literally any individual award at a WC. Includes silver and bronze ball and golden gloves.

As a man of integrity I will be selecting based on the original criteria, even if that means stick Oliver Kahn on the right wing.

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« Reply #315 on: January 8, 2021, 12:10:00 pm »
Did we establish Beckenbaurr was a bit of a shithouse pick as he was most improved young player whose name begins with B at a World Cup or something similar?
It's quite the bag of horse manure that's been opened up isn't it? I do like the idea though of Taribo West getting picked for his ''Loaded magazines best hairstyle of world cup 98'' individual award

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« Reply #316 on: January 8, 2021, 12:31:20 pm »
Sorry DeFacto --- just saw this post; was sent PM by GLB ---- hopefully we do not pick the same player

Oh I wanted Souness but not at this stage.  ;D

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Re: The Maradona Draft
« Reply #317 on: January 8, 2021, 12:33:16 pm »
So we are doing silver and bronze balls?

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Re: The Maradona Draft
« Reply #318 on: January 8, 2021, 12:34:55 pm »
            Romario             Batistuta

                          Baggio



Beautiful isn't it? overkill yes, but i thought, look at all these smartypantsies picking defenders, or they think they're being smarties. Let's get rough. Let's make them pay

That is indeed beautiful, Lman. Gutted I missed out on this draft but I am a bit up the wall with work, moving house etc.

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Re: The Maradona Draft
« Reply #319 on: January 8, 2021, 12:35:50 pm »
Oh I wanted Souness but not at this stage.  ;D
Looks like Trend got super duper excited at Cruyff and genetically engineered robot and blew his load. He's already at the deflated cut out the cuddle i wanna sleep stage. He's sleepwalking through it from here