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Joe Anderson announces Liverpool is to be demolished in its entirety to build student flats


Liverpool City Council leader Joe Anderson has today announced that Liverpool and the surrounding areas are to be completely demolished.

Speaking at a press conference at the Town Hall , Anderson announced ambitious new plans to totally raze every single building that lies in an L postcode so that developers can build student accommodation.

“We looked at the success we’ve had in replacing the much loved nightlife hub of Wolsteholme square with yet more unnecessary student flats and thought: why not replicate this across the whole city?” enthused Anderson.

Under the program, Liverpool city centre and all the surrounding suburbs will be destroyed with a giant bulldozer so work can immediately begin on replacing famous landmarks such as St George’s Hall and the Liver building with identikit student flats. The council hope to completely replace every single building of any historical interest or cultural value by 2020.

Anderson, who recently changed his title from Mayor of Liverpool to ‘Supreme Overlord of All Merseyside’, was quick to allay resident’s fears over the controversial scheme. “At the end of the day, we want to move away from a position where the council have to preserve any of the things that make the city interesting and unique and towards a position where we can totally ignore residents and indiscriminately chuck up as many unwanted student flats as humanly possible.”

While Anderson refused to comment on the rumours that Southport would be annexed and converted into a giant laundry, he did confirm that each block of flats will be equipped with at least one new Nabzy’s.

http://thenewsaroundyourneck.co.uk/2016/06/09/joe-anderson-announces-liverpool-is-to-be-demolished-in-its-entirety-to-build-student-flats/

Will it ever end.  :(

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Re: Liverpool is to be demolished in its entirety to build student flats
« Reply #1 on: December 22, 2016, 07:47:12 pm »
Already posted in the NewsThump topic.