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Re: CL: Liverpool 2 vs 0 Porto Thiago ‘52 Salah ‘70
« Reply #80 on: November 24, 2021, 09:47:05 pm »
:lmao yellow card for Milner

Oh dear, he misses the last game and clears his yellow card.  Not planned of course, oh no.
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Re: CL: Liverpool 2 vs 0 Porto Thiago ‘52 Salah ‘70
« Reply #81 on: November 24, 2021, 09:47:52 pm »
88 Another Porto player down injured.  :o
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Re: CL: Liverpool 2 vs 0 Porto Thiago ‘52 Salah ‘70
« Reply #82 on: November 24, 2021, 09:49:01 pm »
90+3 There will be 3 added on minutes despite all those "injuries."
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Re: CL: Liverpool 2 vs 0 Porto Thiago ‘52 Salah ‘70
« Reply #83 on: November 24, 2021, 09:49:58 pm »
91 A nice little run there by Neco ends with Milner trying a shot but its smothered by the keeper.
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Re: CL: Liverpool 2 vs 0 Porto Thiago ‘52 Salah ‘70
« Reply #84 on: November 24, 2021, 09:50:34 pm »
We don't seem able to lose against this lot even when we try. ;D
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Re: CL: Liverpool 2 vs 0 Porto Thiago ‘52 Salah ‘70
« Reply #85 on: November 24, 2021, 09:51:05 pm »
92 A good spell of keeping hold of the ball as we approach the final minute.
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Re: CL: Liverpool 2 vs 0 Porto Thiago ‘52 Salah ‘70
« Reply #86 on: November 24, 2021, 09:52:09 pm »
93 Final score, Liverpool 2 Porto 0. Nice game.
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Re: CL: Liverpool 2 vs 0 Porto Thiago ‘52 Salah ‘70
« Reply #87 on: November 24, 2021, 09:53:15 pm »
5/5

no injuries

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Re: CL: Liverpool 2 vs 0 Porto Thiago ‘52 Salah ‘70
« Reply #88 on: November 24, 2021, 09:54:48 pm »
Cracking
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Re: CL: Liverpool 2 vs 0 Porto Thiago ‘52 Salah ‘70
« Reply #89 on: November 24, 2021, 09:54:52 pm »
Very professional. No injuries.

Porto must hate the sight of us.  ;D

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Re: CL: Liverpool 2 vs 0 Porto Thiago ‘52 Salah ‘70
« Reply #90 on: November 24, 2021, 09:55:05 pm »
Thiago was magic.
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Re: CL: Liverpool 2 vs 0 Porto Thiago ‘52 Salah ‘70
« Reply #91 on: November 24, 2021, 09:55:34 pm »
100% record in tact and no injuries. Lovely stuff.
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Re: CL: Liverpool 2 vs 0 Porto Thiago ‘52 Salah ‘70
« Reply #92 on: November 24, 2021, 09:55:39 pm »
Very professional. No injuries.

Porto must hate the sight of us.  ;D

They must, because they were timewasting and faking injuries at 2-0 down.

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Re: CL: Liverpool 2 vs 0 Porto Thiago ‘52 Salah ‘70
« Reply #93 on: November 24, 2021, 09:55:51 pm »
much better 2nd half. Very good cameo from Andy Robertson. Lovely goal from Thiago.

Liked the look of Dias or Diaz.

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Re: CL: Liverpool 2 vs 0 Porto Thiago ‘52 Salah ‘70
« Reply #94 on: November 24, 2021, 09:55:58 pm »
Who was Captain tonight before Henderson came on?
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Re: CL: Liverpool 2 vs 0 Porto Thiago ‘52 Salah ‘70
« Reply #95 on: November 24, 2021, 09:56:10 pm »
Clever by Klopp, sent Millie on, got a booking for nothing and now misses the next dead rubber rather than the last 16 game
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Re: CL: Liverpool 2 vs 0 Porto Thiago ‘52 Salah ‘70
« Reply #96 on: November 24, 2021, 09:56:12 pm »
Really really good. Did exactly what was required

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Re: CL: Liverpool 2 vs 0 Porto Thiago ‘52 Salah ‘70
« Reply #97 on: November 24, 2021, 09:56:12 pm »
And atletico lost

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Re: CL: Liverpool 2 vs 0 Porto Thiago ‘52 Salah ‘70
« Reply #98 on: November 24, 2021, 09:56:13 pm »
Who was Captain tonight before Henderson came on?

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Re: CL: Liverpool 2 vs 0 Porto Thiago ‘52 Salah ‘70
« Reply #99 on: November 24, 2021, 09:56:24 pm »
What a last round of games in our group. Milan, Porto and Madrid all with a chance to qualify.
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Re: CL: Liverpool 2 vs 0 Porto Thiago ‘52 Salah ‘70
« Reply #101 on: November 24, 2021, 09:57:10 pm »
Easy routine win, we are making CL group look easy the last 2 seasons.

Thiago sensational, makes things look easy and that goal he hit was perfection.

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Re: CL: Liverpool 2 vs 0 Porto Thiago ‘52 Salah ‘70
« Reply #102 on: November 24, 2021, 09:57:11 pm »
Who was Captain tonight before Henderson came on?
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Re: CL: Liverpool 2 vs 0 Porto Thiago ‘52 Salah ‘70
« Reply #103 on: November 24, 2021, 09:57:25 pm »
They must be absolutely sick of the sight of us.

Perfect result really. 2-0 no injuries. A stunning goal and the Likes of Ox, Morton all playing well and Robbo, Milner back from injuries and looking sharp.

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Re: CL: Liverpool 2 vs 0 Porto Thiago ‘52 Salah ‘70
« Reply #104 on: November 24, 2021, 09:57:27 pm »
What a last round of games in our group. Milan, Porto and Madrid all with a chance to qualify.
with just three wins between them, one each!

Group of death my arse!
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Re: CL: Liverpool 2 vs 0 Porto Thiago ‘52 Salah ‘70
« Reply #105 on: November 24, 2021, 09:57:33 pm »
The fact that Atletico are now bottom of the group is almost more satisfying than our result. Marvellous night all round.

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Re: CL: Liverpool 2 vs 0 Porto Thiago ‘52 Salah ‘70
« Reply #107 on: November 24, 2021, 09:57:38 pm »
Nice and easy.  Incredible strike by Thiago, just kisses the pitch and never gets more than about 6 inches of the ground. Amazing.

10 points clear of the rest after 5 games in the group of death.  :lmao

Shame about Atletico losing… ;D

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Re: CL: Liverpool 2 vs 0 Porto Thiago ‘52 Salah ‘70
« Reply #108 on: November 24, 2021, 09:57:42 pm »
Nice easy going from us in the first half. Second half we dominated and upped the tempo. Good run out for several players.

Milan nicked a win at Atleti so they'll be bang up for it now against us as they can still qualify. They've made a right mess of this group Atleti.
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Re: CL: Liverpool 2 vs 0 Porto Thiago ‘52 Salah ‘70
« Reply #109 on: November 24, 2021, 09:57:59 pm »
Folks, we're ten points clear in our Group of Death. Ten fucking points.

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Re: CL: Liverpool 2 vs 0 Porto Thiago ‘52 Salah ‘70
« Reply #110 on: November 24, 2021, 09:58:01 pm »
with just three wins between them, one each!

Group of death my arse!

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Re: CL: Liverpool 2 vs 0 Porto Thiago ‘52 Salah ‘70
« Reply #111 on: November 24, 2021, 09:58:02 pm »
MOTM Thiago. Brilliant goal.

Nice goal by Salah.

We were just too good.

Well done Morton. He’ll bank this and get better.

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Re: CL: Liverpool 2 vs 0 Porto Thiago ‘52 Salah ‘70
« Reply #112 on: November 24, 2021, 09:58:06 pm »
Great result. We seem incapable of losing against these even when we try. ;D

Did Atletico go on to lose? Would rather Porto go through than that lot!

Edit: just seen Atleti did lose, fan fucking fastic!
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Re: CL: Liverpool 2 vs 0 Porto Thiago ‘52 Salah ‘70
« Reply #113 on: November 24, 2021, 09:58:14 pm »
Excellent 2nd half, no surprise it took a while to get going I suppose with a number of changes!

Morton looks a cracking young player, so composed, with good close control under pressure shown at times.

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Re: CL: Liverpool 2 vs 0 Porto Thiago ‘52 Salah ‘70
« Reply #114 on: November 24, 2021, 09:58:21 pm »
Weird last 15 minutes, you'd think they were 2 up with the amount of rolling around after innocuous knocks
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« Reply #115 on: November 24, 2021, 09:58:26 pm »
Never in doubt! Beautiful beautiful goals from both Thiago and Mo.

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« Reply #116 on: November 24, 2021, 09:58:28 pm »
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« Reply #117 on: November 24, 2021, 09:58:31 pm »
The fact that Atletico are now bottom of the group is almost more satisfying than our result. Marvellous night all round.
They are in front of Milan based on head to head.
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« Reply #118 on: November 24, 2021, 09:58:36 pm »
The fact that Atletico are now bottom of the group is almost more satisfying than our result. Marvellous night all round.

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Re: CL: Liverpool 2 vs 0 Porto Thiago ‘52 Salah ‘70
« Reply #119 on: November 24, 2021, 09:58:56 pm »
The fact that Atletico are now bottom of the group is almost more satisfying than our result. Marvellous night all round.

And they were extremely fortunate to win in Milan.

Nowhere near what they were. Really damning of Spain that they're reigning champions.
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