We don't seem able to lose against this lot even when we try.
However if something serious happens to them I will eat my own cock.
If anyone is going to put a few fingers deep into my arse it's going to be me.
I've just wiped the sticky residue from my bellend onto the television screen. Taste it Leo. You deserve it.
I would honestly let Wijnaldum jizz in my face right now
Very professional. No injuries.Porto must hate the sight of us.
Who was Captain tonight before Henderson came on?
Alisson.
What a last round of games in our group. Milan, Porto and Madrid all with a chance to qualify.
Ali
with just three wins between them, one each!Group of death my arse!
The fact that Atletico are now bottom of the group is almost more satisfying than our result. Marvellous night all round.