Just watched
Silver Dream Racer for the first time since I was a kid watching it on telly
Man what a load a shite
As a kid I loved it - I was into bikes and thought it was cool and exciting
Now as an adult I realise that it is as bad as the usual straight to video Woolies bargain bin £1.99 crapola
Yes, I know it wasn't going to be a ground-breaking masterpiece - but at least maybe cult-ish
Essex has the acting range that goes right from A to well erm 'A' - every emotion is the same goofy face of a man so in love with himself
He's such a serious man in real life too. I remember a recent interview with him where he said that he was writing great songs but no-one was interested - and that he had a book of poetry out too that was also great
It also stars Beau Bridges, Cristina Raines as Julie Prince and Harry H. Corbett (in a minor role) who all show Essex how acting should be done - but why they agreed to appear in this crap is only something their accountants will know
At one point in the movie Essex's girlfriend raises a LOT of money by selling her car (why she didn't do this in the first palce is a mystery) and seeing all this money Essex says 'You silly billy' - yes this is how good this is
***FILM ENDING SPOILER***At the end Essex wins the race on his Silver Dream Machine
(NOTE: the movie is called Silver Dream Racer but the title track released to promote the movie is called Silver Dream Machine
) and his front wheel begins to wobble. Now the screams and horror from his girlfriend and everyone in the paddocks at this wobbly wheel makes you think they are over-reacting a bit but NO Essex with arms raised high in victory loses control of his Silver Dream Racer/Machine (delete as applicable) and crashes (albeit very
slowly) into the hoardings and then his bike explodes burning him alive!!!!!!
What the fuck!Why he - being a seasoned experienced 'racer' - didn't just steady the bike, brake or simply jump off the bike is also a mystery
Anyway, as a kid I was horrified at this but now years later I am glad he died
This should really be a cult film classic - awful cliched plot, shit 'acting' from Essex, terrible script-writing but with an unexpected horrific ending
Oh and the song Silver Dream 'Machine' (yes, not 'Racer') isn't that bad actually - unlike the movie itself
Did I really write THAT much about this film
Shame they didn't make a sequel - oh yeh he died didn't he