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Re: Spurs - 1 Billion Pound Millstone Without Cheese
« Reply #17640 on: April 20, 2019, 10:55:15 pm »
Any reason why Lloris didn't play today?


I think they said he had a slight injury,turned off after 10 minutes so can't expand on that.
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Re: Spurs - 1 Billion Pound Millstone Without Cheese
« Reply #17641 on: April 20, 2019, 11:33:32 pm »
Any reason why Lloris didn't play today?

Rumour was he had a strain. Interesting stat that in 6 premier league games against City he’s let in 21 or something lol.
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Re: Spurs - 1 Billion Pound Millstone Without Cheese
« Reply #17642 on: April 20, 2019, 11:35:13 pm »
Ah OK, thanks.
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Re: Spurs - 1 Billion Pound Millstone Without Cheese
« Reply #17643 on: April 23, 2019, 04:31:42 pm »
They’re dead to me now.

same. hope they miss out on top 4 to be honest
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Re: Spurs - 1 Billion Pound Millstone Without Cheese
« Reply #17644 on: April 23, 2019, 06:44:45 pm »
same. hope they miss out on top 4 to be honest

Well I hope that one day you're really excited about a bowl of Shreddies for breakfast and it turns out the packet has completely run dry!!!

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Re: Spurs - 1 Billion Pound Millstone Without Cheese
« Reply #17645 on: April 23, 2019, 06:49:22 pm »
Well I hope that one day you're really excited about a bowl of Shreddies for breakfast and it turns out the packet has completely run dry!!!

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Re: Spurs - 1 Billion Pound Millstone Without Cheese
« Reply #17646 on: April 23, 2019, 07:15:45 pm »
Well I hope that one day you're really excited about a bowl of Shreddies for breakfast and it turns out the packet has completely run dry!!!
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Re: Spurs - 1 Billion Pound Millstone Without Cheese
« Reply #17647 on: April 23, 2019, 07:33:22 pm »
Understandable the eriderviese being suspended for a week. If we were to consider similar we'd probably organisae it at the beginning of a season, so likely is it one of the English clubs make the semis.by English clubs, I mean a club managed by klopp
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Re: Spurs - 1 Billion Pound Millstone Without Cheese
« Reply #17648 on: April 24, 2019, 07:59:39 am »
Caught 20 minutes of the Spurs game last night, first time I've seen the new stadium. Am I imagining it, or did the pitch look fucked already?

And what the fuck is going on with those advertising hoardings in the stands?
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Re: Spurs - 1 Billion Pound Millstone Without Cheese
« Reply #17649 on: April 24, 2019, 08:04:12 am »
The stadium ran over budget so to cut costs they've got a couple of local nags and goats to trim the grass. They're doing their best.

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Re: Spurs - 1 Billion Pound Millstone Without Cheese
« Reply #17650 on: April 24, 2019, 08:08:01 am »
The stadium ran over budget so to cut costs they've got a couple of local nags and goats to trim the grass. They're doing their best.
The goats produce quite nice cheese though.
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Re: Spurs - 1 Billion Pound Millstone Without Cheese
« Reply #17651 on: April 24, 2019, 09:43:27 am »
Understandable the eriderviese being suspended for a week. If we were to consider similar we'd probably organisae it at the beginning of a season, so likely is it one of the English clubs make the semis.by English clubs, I mean a club managed by klopp

Shows the contrast though, the one time an english side needed the PL to stick up for them, they messed things up for the club and themselves by trying to scam a 5th place in the CL.

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Re: Spurs - 1 Billion Pound Millstone Without Cheese
« Reply #17652 on: April 24, 2019, 10:05:03 am »
The goats produce quite nice cheese though.

Nightmare for the dugouts though!

« Last Edit: April 24, 2019, 10:08:32 am by Mr Drobs »

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Re: Spurs - 1 Billion Pound Millstone Without Cheese
« Reply #17653 on: April 24, 2019, 10:22:29 am »
So it turns out we're looking to play the game at White Hart Lane because Wembley, Aviva and Millenium Stadiums are all unavailable at that time and Klopp thinks it will be a good idea to familiarise ourselves with it. Who'd have thought it eh?

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Re: Spurs - 1 Billion Pound Millstone Without Cheese
« Reply #17654 on: April 24, 2019, 10:27:14 am »
So it turns out we're looking to play the game at White Hart Lane because Wembley, Aviva and Millenium Stadiums are all unavailable at that time and Klopp thinks it will be a good idea to familiarise ourselves with it. Who'd have thought it eh?

Brilliant thinking really.

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Re: Spurs - 1 Billion Pound Millstone Without Cheese
« Reply #17655 on: April 24, 2019, 12:48:23 pm »
Caught 20 minutes of the Spurs game last night, first time I've seen the new stadium. Am I imagining it, or did the pitch look fucked already?

And what the fuck is going on with those advertising hoardings in the stands?

First thing I noticed too was that the pitch was cutting up badly, maybe they've got the two pitches mixed up?
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Re: Spurs - 1 Billion Pound Millstone Without Cheese
« Reply #17656 on: April 24, 2019, 01:03:56 pm »
Well I hope that one day you're really excited about a bowl of Shreddies for breakfast and it turns out the packet has completely run dry!!!

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Re: Spurs - 1 Billion Pound Millstone Without Cheese
« Reply #17657 on: April 24, 2019, 01:28:46 pm »
Brilliant thinking really.

Of course but not because it's the most amazing stadium to have ever been built and better than anything else out there like Leo's cousin told us.

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Re: Spurs - 1 Billion Pound Millstone Without Cheese
« Reply #17658 on: April 24, 2019, 01:41:41 pm »
Where's all the cheese gone?

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Re: Spurs - 1 Billion Pound Millstone Without Cheese
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Re: Spurs - 1 Billion Pound Millstone Without Cheese
« Reply #17660 on: April 24, 2019, 03:10:25 pm »

And what the fuck is going on with those advertising hoardings in the stands?

I thought it was just me! There's too many of them for my liking, & it dominates the stand & catches your eye too much. That's my main criticism internally from a cosmetic standpoint.

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Re: Spurs - 1 Billion Pound Millstone Without Cheese
« Reply #17661 on: April 24, 2019, 03:35:51 pm »
cosmetic standpoint.
They've got a cosmetic standpoint as well as a cheeseboard!! My God, we're fucked, they've thought of everything!!
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Re: Spurs - 1 Billion Pound Millstone Without Cheese
« Reply #17662 on: April 25, 2019, 01:35:21 am »
Well I hope that one day you're really excited about a bowl of Shreddies for breakfast and it turns out the packet has completely run dry!!!

 ;D  that told him!

I think the stadium looks pretty decent. I like the fact they've kept the fans close to the pitch rather than having a massive space behind the goal, say, like at some of these new(er) stadiums (The Emirates, for example).
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Re: Spurs - 1 Billion Pound Millstone Without Cheese
« Reply #17663 on: April 25, 2019, 01:46:05 pm »
Not gonna lie, their stadium is beautiful for lifting new no trophies and future Europa league clashes.

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Re: Spurs - 1 Billion Pound Millstone Without Cheese
« Reply #17664 on: April 25, 2019, 05:53:04 pm »
Do many people think Spurs are nailed on for 3rd place now with what remaining fixtures they have?

I done two tricasts at the start of the season: 1st Liverpool, 2nd City, 3rd Spurs & 1st City, 2nd Liverpool and 3rd Spurs.

After Spurs got beat by City last weekend I was sweating thinking they'd blown it but as luck would have it Arsenal, Chelsea and Utd all messed up leaving Spurs still in 3rd then the Brighton win with 10 mins to go got me excited again with Arsenal also taken the loss to Wolves.

28/1 & 16/1 respectively and only a £10 on each but would be a nice little touch if either comes in.
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Re: Spurs - 1 Billion Pound Millstone Without Cheese
« Reply #17665 on: April 25, 2019, 05:58:48 pm »
Surely at this stage they're guaranteed yeah.
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Re: Spurs - 1 Billion Pound Millstone Without Cheese
« Reply #17666 on: April 25, 2019, 06:00:29 pm »
West Ham (H)
Ajax (H)
Bournemouth (A)
Ajax (A)
Everton (H)

They need 6 points to guarantee 3rd, and whilst it's not in the bag given those fixtures you'd think they can prob do it.

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Re: Spurs - 1 Billion Pound Millstone Without Cheese
« Reply #17667 on: April 25, 2019, 06:18:29 pm »
Everton and West Ham are two sides that could be anything on the day. They could lose either of those games, it just depends on what side shows up. Third and Fourth are really difficult to call this season due to the inconsistency of the sides involved. I would imagine Spurs would get it, but that's largely down to them currently being best placed, but really it could be any one of them.

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Re: Spurs - 1 Billion Pound Millstone Without Cheese
« Reply #17668 on: April 25, 2019, 06:19:39 pm »
Hopefully the lose one and draw one, and Arsenal & Chelsea win all their remaining games and push these into 5th place  ;D

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Re: Spurs - 1 Billion Pound Millstone Without Cheese
« Reply #17669 on: April 25, 2019, 07:08:01 pm »
One win may do it. 73pts United can’t catch us Arsenal would have to win all 3 games. Basically if spurs beat West Ham and United beat Chelsea I’d say it’s pretty much done bar some madness with goal difference with 2 games still left as a safety net. Been a very weird season maybe because we’ve lost so many and not drawn or because you and city been exceptional. But if we win our last 3 that’s 26 wins the same as the invincibles got.

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Re: Spurs - 1 Billion Pound Millstone Without Cheese
« Reply #17670 on: April 25, 2019, 07:19:20 pm »
One win may do it. 73pts United can’t catch us Arsenal would have to win all 3 games. Basically if spurs beat West Ham and United beat Chelsea I’d say it’s pretty much done bar some madness with goal difference with 2 games still left as a safety net. Been a very weird season maybe because we’ve lost so many and not drawn or because you and city been exceptional.
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But if we win our last 3 that’s 26 wins the same as the invincibles got.

And it wouldn't mean fck all, considering they didn't lose a game,and you've lost 11.

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Re: Spurs - 1 Billion Pound Millstone Without Cheese
« Reply #17671 on: April 25, 2019, 08:14:53 pm »


And it wouldn't mean fck all, considering they didn't lose a game,and you've lost 11.

It's on odd one. Looks like we've won one more than the invincibles already. As you say, it really means fuck all.
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Re: Spurs - 1 Billion Pound Millstone Without Cheese
« Reply #17672 on: April 25, 2019, 08:30:53 pm »
It's on odd one. Looks like we've won one more than the invincibles already. As you say, it really means fuck all.

With 3 games to go, us and city have won more, scored more, conceded less and are 2 and 1 pt behind their total of 90. Means fuck all though.
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Re: Spurs - 1 Billion Pound Millstone Without Cheese
« Reply #17673 on: April 26, 2019, 07:29:58 am »
....Means fuck all though.

Sure it does, it means we're a more consistent team than the all conquering Arsenal invincibles - it also means the standard to win the league, is astronomically high.

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Re: Spurs - 1 Billion Pound Millstone Without Cheese
« Reply #17674 on: April 26, 2019, 09:20:34 am »
Sure it does, it means we're a more consistent team than the all conquering Arsenal invincibles - it also means the standard to win the league, is astronomically high.

In relation to Arsenals Invincible season it doesn't, we lost a game, they didn't.

As far as us in the here and now, then yes, this is a phenomenal season and you know it will get better.
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Re: Spurs - 1 Billion Pound Millstone Without Cheese
« Reply #17675 on: April 26, 2019, 01:29:40 pm »
In relation to Arsenals Invincible season it doesn't, we lost a game, they didn't.

As far as us in the here and now, then yes, this is a phenomenal season and you know it will get better.

Precisely my point. Well said

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Re: Spurs - 1 Billion Pound Millstone Without Cheese
« Reply #17676 on: April 26, 2019, 01:56:15 pm »
Invincible without being Invincible. I think the catch is the zero in the loss column.

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Re: Spurs - 1 Billion Pound Millstone Without Cheese
« Reply #17677 on: April 26, 2019, 04:03:20 pm »
Invincible without being Invincible. I think the catch is the zero in the loss column.

Oy you, we're not Everton ;)
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Re: Spurs - 1 Billion Pound Millstone Without Cheese
« Reply #17678 on: April 27, 2019, 12:41:04 pm »
Why haven’t they announced a recovery time for Harry Kane?

Are they hoping to get him fit for a potential CL final if they make it?

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Re: Spurs - 1 Billion Pound Millstone Without Cheese
« Reply #17679 on: April 27, 2019, 12:42:57 pm »
Why haven’t they announced a recovery time for Harry Kane?

Are they hoping to get him fit for a potential CL final if they make it?

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2019/apr/26/harry-kane-champions-league-final-mauricio-pochettino-tottenham-spurs - Pochettino thinks he might make it for the final if they get there.