Topic: The Great Persons "Cabinet" Draft - Selection Thread

[Lastrador]

Minister of Unfucking the World: Rachel Carson



Minister of Economy: Angela Merkel



Prime Minister: Albert Camus

[Buck Pete]

Minister for Standing at the Back Dressed Stupidly and Looking Stupid - Paul Nutall


Don't panic people this guy wont have any say whatsoever in my parties policies or input into any manifesto...hence his title.  He's just "there", like so many real life ministers in real life Political parties.

[McrRed]

Minister for comedy (shared portfolio)

Laurel and Hardy



Minister for finance

Snoop Dogg
(It'd be a car crash but it couldn't be any worse than what we have now!)

[El Lobo]

Have I got three picks left?

I'll have

The Chuckle Brothers
Dave Benson Phillips

[Buck Pete]

Foreign Minister - Judith Chalmers

Our very own Pat Butcher/David Dickenson hybrid, Judith has spent a good 30 years poncing around European and worldwide destinations introducing us to holidays none of us could scarcely afford at the time.

Judith is more than comfortable with all kinds of travel, including jaunts to far flung destinations such as Benidorm, Zante and Prestatyn Sands.  This makes her more than qualified to be the face and voice at European and world summits.  Judith also attended a night-school class learning Spanish in 1981 so the language barriers won't be a problem for her.

Judith enjoying a nice cross party chat with Rysoph76 Finance Minister. 

[Betty Blue]

Last pick -

Nostradamus - Foreign Minister

Ever in doubt on which ally to trust? No problem, we'll just ask old Nosty. He'll undoubtedly have written an ineligible scripture foreseeing the betrayal of the state of Samie.