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Re: Brazilian Porn Review Topic (Warning: may contain Wijnaldum)
« Reply #4560 on: May 7, 2019, 10:50:11 pm »
Not interested in the two goals, I want a gif of him mugging off about 4 Barca players in the centre of the pitch.

Just magic. I fucking love this lad. What. A. Player. :wellin
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Re: Brazilian Porn Review Topic (Warning: may contain Wijnaldum)
« Reply #4561 on: May 7, 2019, 11:13:05 pm »
Not interested in the two goals, I want a gif of him mugging off about 4 Barca players in the centre of the pitch.

If you're in England, that's the kind of lustful eroticism that's banned by the porn filter.
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Re: Brazilian Porn Review Topic (Warning: may contain Wijnaldum)
« Reply #4562 on: May 7, 2019, 11:14:09 pm »
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Re: Brazilian Porn Review Topic (Warning: may contain Wijnaldum)
« Reply #4563 on: May 7, 2019, 11:39:38 pm »
Big Game Gini.

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Re: Brazilian Porn Review Topic (Warning: may contain Wijnaldum)
« Reply #4564 on: May 7, 2019, 11:50:04 pm »
Anyone notice his decent little spell in the second half?

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Re: Brazilian Porn Review Topic (Warning: may contain Wijnaldum)
« Reply #4565 on: May 7, 2019, 11:51:40 pm »
At one stage he was surrounded by Barcelona players with none of our players anywhere near, he still somehow managed to shield the ball and then send it through the lot of them into space, a sheer brilliant moment. As were his goals.
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Re: Brazilian Porn Review Topic (Warning: may contain Wijnaldum)
« Reply #4566 on: May 8, 2019, 12:08:33 am »
I'm contemplating having a sex change so that I can have Gini's babies, it's a long shot but I think he might be up for it.
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Re: Brazilian Porn Review Topic (Warning: may contain Wijnaldum)
« Reply #4567 on: May 8, 2019, 12:09:09 am »
gerrardesque
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Re: Brazilian Porn Review Topic (Warning: may contain Wijnaldum)
« Reply #4568 on: May 8, 2019, 12:15:17 am »
I'm contemplating having a sex change so that I can have Gini's babies, it's a long shot but I think he might be up for it.
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Re: Brazilian Porn Review Topic (Warning: may contain Wijnaldum)
« Reply #4569 on: May 8, 2019, 12:45:36 am »
That dribble in the second half to keep possession, those fucking goals. Well in.

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Re: Brazilian Porn Review Topic (Warning: may contain Wijnaldum)
« Reply #4570 on: May 8, 2019, 12:56:48 am »
Less said the better😊

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Re: Brazilian Porn Review Topic (Warning: may contain Wijnaldum)
« Reply #4571 on: May 8, 2019, 01:23:48 am »
Love how he out jumped Pique who's over 7 inches taller than him.

Fantastic engine on this lad.

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Re: Brazilian Porn Review Topic (Warning: may contain Wijnaldum)
« Reply #4572 on: May 8, 2019, 04:01:01 am »
Klopp needs to invent new methods to keep him angry I guess  :no  Glorious tonight!

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Re: Brazilian Porn Review Topic (Warning: may contain Wijnaldum)
« Reply #4573 on: May 8, 2019, 04:21:34 am »
My favorite player.

So underrated, so underappreciated by the football world, what balls what skill, GINNIIIIIII

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Re: Brazilian Porn Review Topic (Warning: may contain Wijnaldum)
« Reply #4574 on: May 8, 2019, 04:58:11 am »
Gini has mad hops...
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Re: Brazilian Porn Review Topic (Warning: may contain Wijnaldum)
« Reply #4575 on: May 8, 2019, 07:20:47 am »

What a performance. Needs to be tagged in the dictionary against game changing. Loved that the Suarez kick on Andy forced him on and then he scores in the Istanbul minutes.

Loved his interview at the end. The standard-drivel-mask slipped for a bit when he said he felt angry at the manager for not starting him and then immediately it came back on.

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Re: Brazilian Porn Review Topic (Warning: may contain Wijnaldum)
« Reply #4576 on: May 8, 2019, 07:58:31 am »
Played himself into the final starting 11....can’t see past a midfield of gini Henderson and Fabinho for the final fitness permitting.

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Re: Brazilian Porn Review Topic (Warning: may contain Wijnaldum)
« Reply #4577 on: May 8, 2019, 08:50:36 am »
Wijnaldum probably had the match of his life yesterday! Now he needs to have another two even better matches for the two coming up...

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Re: Brazilian Porn Review Topic (Warning: may contain Wijnaldum)
« Reply #4578 on: May 8, 2019, 10:53:33 am »
Played himself into the final starting 11....can’t see past a midfield of gini Henderson and Fabinho for the final fitness permitting.


Always been in the starting 11 mate.

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Re: Brazilian Porn Review Topic (Warning: may contain Wijnaldum)
« Reply #4579 on: May 8, 2019, 11:20:15 am »
Klopp needs to invent new methods to keep him angry I guess  :no  Glorious tonight!

Leaving him out the starting line-up seemed to do just fine!

Though I wouldn't do that for Madrid personally :)
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Re: Brazilian Porn Review Topic (Warning: may contain Wijnaldum)
« Reply #4580 on: May 8, 2019, 11:54:14 am »
That little shove of Ter Stegen after his header goal.

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Re: Brazilian Porn Review Topic (Warning: may contain Wijnaldum)
« Reply #4581 on: May 8, 2019, 12:04:05 pm »
Immense, cementing his fabulous season - getting back to his best again in time for two more finals.

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Re: Brazilian Porn Review Topic (Warning: may contain Wijnaldum)
« Reply #4582 on: May 8, 2019, 12:29:14 pm »
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Re: Brazilian Porn Review Topic (Warning: may contain Wijnaldum)
« Reply #4583 on: May 8, 2019, 12:31:22 pm »
Fucking 'ell

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Re: Brazilian Porn Review Topic (Warning: may contain Wijnaldum)
« Reply #4584 on: May 8, 2019, 01:50:21 pm »
That little shove of Ter Stegen after his header goal.

"Give me the ball, bitch!"

 ;D Turned him on his back like a turtle to get it

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Re: Brazilian Porn Review Topic (Warning: may contain Wijnaldum)
« Reply #4585 on: May 8, 2019, 04:42:36 pm »
What a man; what a player. As I've been saying for years he's our best and most consistent big game performer and tonight was no different. Honestly I went nuts for his goals, but when he shielded the ball in the middle then absolutely turned Busquets and Arthur inside out in the middle of the pitch before releasing a perfect outlet pass got me right out of my seat. Underrated player because he's not always flashy or jumping into big tackles, but he's a very special player and does a lot of things that don't show up on the statsheet.

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Re: Brazilian Porn Review Topic (Warning: may contain Wijnaldum)
« Reply #4586 on: May 8, 2019, 04:51:59 pm »
Gini has fresh springs...
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Re: Brazilian Porn Review Topic (Warning: may contain Wijnaldum)
« Reply #4587 on: May 8, 2019, 08:02:49 pm »
Is there a gif of the piece of skill he did , seemed to spin while running through the Barca players

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Re: Brazilian Porn Review Topic (Warning: may contain Wijnaldum)
« Reply #4588 on: May 8, 2019, 08:57:38 pm »
I loved his interview after the game about where he says he was angry with Klopp for leaving him out! ;)
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Re: Brazilian Porn Review Topic (Warning: may contain Wijnaldum)
« Reply #4589 on: May 9, 2019, 05:57:45 am »
I adored that celebration for his header. That thump on his chest, his expression. Can you imagine how he felt at that very moment?

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Re: Brazilian Porn Review Topic (Warning: may contain Wijnaldum)
« Reply #4590 on: May 9, 2019, 09:08:58 am »
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Re: Brazilian Porn Review Topic (Warning: may contain Wijnaldum)
« Reply #4591 on: May 10, 2019, 03:44:58 am »
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« Reply #4592 on: May 10, 2019, 03:56:06 am »
Klopp needs to invent new methods to keep him angry I guess  :no  Glorious tonight!

Just bench him.
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Re: Brazilian Porn Review Topic (Warning: may contain Wijnaldum)
« Reply #4593 on: May 10, 2019, 10:54:31 am »
Just bench him.

Seems to have worked for Wijnaldum and Henderson late this season. Now that Fab n Naby have established themselves in midfield, the competition has heated up. Next season with Ox will be even more competitive.
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« Reply #4594 on: May 12, 2019, 01:20:00 am »
Just bench him.

I hope he doesn't play Sunday to get him good n angry for the CL final. :)
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« Reply #4595 on: May 12, 2019, 07:57:12 am »

How did Gini NOT make team of the season and Pogba did?

Been our best midfielder this season, hope he brings the angry Gini to the next 2 games, he's got fantastic ability and is incredibly difficult to take possession off him

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Re: Brazilian Porn Review Topic (Warning: may contain Wijnaldum)
« Reply #4596 on: May 12, 2019, 08:47:35 am »
I remember when he came on for the injured Oxlade-Chamberlain in the first leg against Roma last year and changed the game. Did similar last week against Barca. He loves the big occasion.

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« Reply #4597 on: May 12, 2019, 08:57:43 am »
I remember when he came on for the injured Oxlade-Chamberlain in the first leg against Roma last year and changed the game. Did similar last week against Barca. He loves the big occasion.

Should definitely be on the bench for the final then :-)

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Re: Brazilian Porn Review Topic (Warning: may contain Wijnaldum)
« Reply #4598 on: June 2, 2019, 09:28:04 pm »
Hope we sign him up to a new contract this summer.
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Re: Brazilian Porn Review Topic (Warning: may contain Wijnaldum)
« Reply #4599 on: June 2, 2019, 09:33:01 pm »
Gini has stupid bounce...
Since haste quite Schorsch, but Liverpool are genuine fight pigs...