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Re: United - το πράσινο και το gOle πρότυπο
« Reply #10960 on: December 8, 2020, 10:37:38 pm »
Why would PSG be punished for the deplorable actions of a third party official towards another third party?
When a player goes down in a game in Scotlands second division and Bruno Fernades is given a penalty as a result, anything is possible.

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Re: United - το πράσινο και το gOle πρότυπο
« Reply #10961 on: December 8, 2020, 10:37:56 pm »
They've turned on Wan Bissaka unfortunately.
Not the only ones turning him tonight.
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Re: United - το πράσινο και το gOle πρότυπο
« Reply #10962 on: December 8, 2020, 10:37:57 pm »
Think I'd laugh for a week if they somehow beat City.
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Re: United - το πράσινο και το gOle πρότυπο
« Reply #10963 on: December 8, 2020, 10:37:58 pm »
They've had that coming for a while
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Re: United - το πράσινο και το gOle πρότυπο
« Reply #10964 on: December 8, 2020, 10:38:36 pm »
Wan Bisakka who is petrified evreytime he crosses the halfway line and NOW they're realising he's shite? :D

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Re: United - το πράσινο και το gOle πρότυπο
« Reply #10965 on: December 8, 2020, 10:38:42 pm »
The manager and the squad are suited to the Europa League anyway, shite like that had no business being in the Champions League in the first place.

 

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Re: United - το πράσινο και το gOle πρότυπο
« Reply #10966 on: December 8, 2020, 10:38:58 pm »
BT Sport hilarious again.

After the game they don't mention the foul that led to the Penalty (That was never a penalty) nor do they mention the blatent handball by McGuire

Nor did they mention that VAR didn't spot either event.
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Re: United - το πράσινο και το gOle πρότυπο
« Reply #10967 on: December 8, 2020, 10:39:12 pm »
Just had to hit rewind on Tim nice but dim on SkySports news... he actually said this.

“[in context of the woeful start and had they played like the second half from the off] with the quality players United have got they should win more than they lose, they should be in the knock out stages. They have got the best players... I don’t care if PSG, we know they got have Neymar and Mbappe, I don’t care. Leipzig, these players can’t play for Man United, they’ve got a better squad and now they’re in the Europa league.”

I think the intended point was about Ole being shit, but fuck me what’s he on about :lmao
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Re: United - το πράσινο και το gOle πρότυπο
« Reply #10968 on: December 8, 2020, 10:39:24 pm »
Don't like this media narrative about United "going out".

They've qualified for the (second) most prestigious competition in European football. Something the likes of Rennes, Ferencvárosi TC, FC Midtyjlland and Istanbul Basaksehir failed to do.

Give Ole some credit. There are still big European nights ahead for them this season.

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Re: United - το πράσινο και το gOle πρότυπο
« Reply #10969 on: December 8, 2020, 10:40:21 pm »
BT Sport hilarious again.

After the game they don't mention the foul that led to the Penalty (That was never a penalty) nor do they mention the blatent handball by McGuire

Nor did they mention that VAR didn't spot either event.
Get a stream for the cbs coverage if you can. So much better it's untrue.
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Re: United - το πράσινο και το gOle πρότυπο
« Reply #10970 on: December 8, 2020, 10:40:25 pm »
Man U are so so so so good at winning penalties. Best in the business,  maybe in close competition with Sir Harold of Kane and his merry men of the spurs.
I think Ole should double down on what is working and eliminate bits that don't work.

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- Avoid heading the ball. Instead, kick the player, then go down and scream loudly in a high pitched voice, and if necessary,  roll around clutching a random part of your leg.

- Avoid dribbling the ball. Instead, kick the player, then go down and scream loudly in a high pitched voice, and if necessary,  roll around clutching a random part of your leg.

- Avoid breathing air. Instead, kick the player, then go down and scream loudly in a high pitched voice, and if necessary,  roll around clutching a random part of your leg.
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Re: United - το πράσινο και το gOle πρότυπο
« Reply #10971 on: December 8, 2020, 10:40:44 pm »
Wan Bisakka who is petrified evreytime he crosses the halfway line and NOW they're realising he's shite? :D

Best one vs one defender around though (TM)

Hilarious to see the red cafe lot bricking if for the City game. Hopefully they can snatch a draw via another stuffy pen!

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Re: United - το πράσινο και το gOle πρότυπο
« Reply #10972 on: December 8, 2020, 10:40:56 pm »
Another nugget of wisdom from Oleh:

"It's different to the Premier League, you can't give a team a three-goal lead and expect to come back."

My memory maybe failing me, but I struggle to recall them coming back from three down with any regularity in the Premier League.
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Re: United - το πράσινο και το gOle πρότυπο
« Reply #10973 on: December 8, 2020, 10:41:45 pm »
Simon Stone

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It is a measure of Manchester United's fall from grace that in May it will be 10 seasons since they reached the Champions League final in 2011, when they were beaten by Barcelona at Wembley.

In that period United have won two individual Champions League knockout games - at home to Olympiakos in 2014 and away to PSG in 2018.

Well there you have it, Ole has won more CL knockout games since 2011 than Ferguson, Van Gaal and Mourinho put together. Only Moyes has done as well, and we all know he was sacked too soon.

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Re: United - το πράσινο και το gOle πρότυπο
« Reply #10974 on: December 8, 2020, 10:47:16 pm »
In that period United have won two individual Champions League knockout games - at home to Olympiakos in 2014 and away to PSG in 2018.

Ole will always have Paris.
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Re: United - το πράσινο και το gOle πρότυπο
« Reply #10975 on: December 8, 2020, 10:48:28 pm »
Maguire has to be right up there with the worst signings of all time.
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Re: United - το πράσινο και το gOle πρότυπο
« Reply #10976 on: December 8, 2020, 10:49:20 pm »
Another nugget of wisdom from Oleh:

"It's different to the Premier League, you can't give a team a three-goal lead and expect to come back."

My memory maybe failing me, but I struggle to recall them coming back from three down with any regularity in the Premier League.

Whereas we have made a habit of coming back from three goals down in the CL. ;D
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Re: United - το πράσινο και το gOle πρότυπο
« Reply #10977 on: December 8, 2020, 10:53:05 pm »
Maguire has to be right up there with the worst signings of all time.

Certainly for the price, yes! £80m wasn't it?!  :lmao
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Re: United - το πράσινο και το gOle πρότυπο
« Reply #10978 on: December 8, 2020, 10:53:34 pm »
Certainly for the price, yes! £80m wasn't it?!  :lmao
To the penny. Hahaha.
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Re: United - το πράσινο και το gOle πρότυπο
« Reply #10979 on: December 8, 2020, 10:55:08 pm »
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Re: United - το πράσινο και το gOle πρότυπο
« Reply #10980 on: December 8, 2020, 10:56:16 pm »
Maguire has to be right up there with the worst signings of all time.

Ridiculous fee, Leicester must have been laughing their heads off, milk turns quicker than he does, & a milk float goes faster than he does too.
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Re: United - το πράσινο και το gOle πρότυπο
« Reply #10982 on: December 8, 2020, 10:57:23 pm »
These will get another Spurs style beating sooner rather than later. They can't keep playing like shit and relying on luck and bad reffing to keep them in games.

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Re: United - το πράσινο και το gOle πρότυπο
« Reply #10983 on: December 8, 2020, 10:57:39 pm »
They've turned on Wan Bissaka unfortunately.

He’ll slide tackle them then.

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Re: United - το πράσινο και το gOle πρότυπο
« Reply #10984 on: December 8, 2020, 10:57:56 pm »
hahahahahahahaha
Ole’s at the wheel
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Re: United - το πράσινο και το gOle πρότυπο
« Reply #10985 on: December 8, 2020, 10:57:57 pm »
Just had to hit rewind on Tim nice but dim on SkySports news... he actually said this.

“[in context of the woeful start and had they played like the second half from the off] with the quality players United have got they should win more than they lose, they should be in the knock out stages. They have got the best players... I don’t care if PSG, we know they got have Neymar and Mbappe, I don’t care. Leipzig, these players can’t play for Man United, they’ve got a better squad and now they’re in the Europa league.”

I think the intended point was about Ole being shit, but fuck me what’s he on about :lmao

He is a prat him. Heard him at 2-0 too in the first half. He said go 4 at the back, get a midfielder off and get Van De Bert on. Then go 3 up front and go for it, And get Pogba on, The old lets put on all the attackers and we have to win. And about 13 players they way he was making subs and changing formation
How the hell does he work out the Leipzig players can't play for Utd haha . Bert

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Re: United - το πράσινο και το gOle πρότυπο
« Reply #10986 on: December 8, 2020, 10:58:38 pm »
https://streamable.com/gofreh

If they would have scored from that, it would have been just too much!  ;D
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Re: United - το πράσινο και το gOle πρότυπο
« Reply #10988 on: December 8, 2020, 11:01:16 pm »
Based on current form City should be favored but with how Pep has battened down the hatches with how they play I'd bet on a draw.

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« Reply #10989 on: December 8, 2020, 11:03:01 pm »
About time their luck ran out. Even then, they had their share of it tonight
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Re: United - το πράσινο και το gOle πρότυπο
« Reply #10990 on: December 8, 2020, 11:03:30 pm »
Maguire has to be right up there with the worst signings of all time.

I'd need to see it again to be sure but I swear for their 3rd he gave it the old leave it its going nowhere arm movement, completely unaware of the man in the bright white and red shirt behind him

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Re: United - το πράσινο και το gOle πρότυπο
« Reply #10991 on: December 8, 2020, 11:04:46 pm »
Istanbul remains as our greatest glory and Utds worst nightmare :lmao
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Re: United - το πράσινο και το gOle πρότυπο
« Reply #10992 on: December 8, 2020, 11:05:40 pm »
Just seen the penalty, fucking hell they've had some soft ones recently but that really takes the biscuit! Laughable
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« Reply #10993 on: December 8, 2020, 11:06:26 pm »
Not even with extremely generous help from the referees can they do anything of note. Banter club.

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Re: United - το πράσινο και το gOle πρότυπο
« Reply #10995 on: December 8, 2020, 11:07:01 pm »
The fact that Maguire's spot in the England 1st team is about as nailed on as it can possibly be will always be comedy gold.

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« Reply #10996 on: December 8, 2020, 11:07:14 pm »
He’ll slide tackle them then.

Great recovery skills.
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Re: United - το πράσινο και το gOle πρότυπο
« Reply #10997 on: December 8, 2020, 11:07:31 pm »
Simon Stone

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It is a measure of Manchester United's fall from grace that it's been well over an hour since they've gone outta the Champion's League and there's barely two pages of piss taking on RAWK

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Re: United - το πράσινο και το gOle πρότυπο
« Reply #10998 on: December 8, 2020, 11:08:19 pm »
He is a prat him. Heard him at 2-0 too in the first half. He said go 4 at the back, get a midfielder off and get Van De Bert on. Then go 3 up front and go for it, And get Pogba on, The old lets put on all the attackers and we have to win. And about 13 players they way he was making subs and changing formation
How the hell does he work out the Leipzig players can't play for Utd haha . Bert

Yeah he made the point about Wan Bisaka being the best 1 v 1 defender around too. Struggling to work out which players at United are ‘the best’.

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Re: United - το πράσινο και το gOle πρότυπο
« Reply #10999 on: December 8, 2020, 11:09:56 pm »
Maguire:
"They put two balls into the box and we failed to deal with them. In the second half they scored with their first attack, from another cross. So we only have ourselves to blame:

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