Palace's squad isn't even that bad but they have massive problems. They're digging themselves a hole they'll struggle to get out of.
However if something serious happens to them I will eat my own cock.
If anyone is going to put a few fingers deep into my arse it's going to be me.
Virgil loses two aerial duels in a row. His heart's not in it.
And to lose all 5 games too! Epic Roy quote incoming?
Three other sides have lost their first five games: Sunderland (05/06), Portsmouth (09/10) and Sunderland (05/06). Only Southampton stayed up. Portsmouth are the only side to have lost their first seven.
It takes time for players to learn to communicate with an owl.
Crosby Nick never fails.
Palace could quite easily end up losing their first 8 - their next 3 league games are City, United and Chelsea
Eat shit Hodgson.I hope you lose every fucking game.
They look like they couldn't give a hoot.
Palace's next three games: Man City (A), Man Utd (A), Chelsea (H)
I've just wiped the sticky residue from my bellend onto the television screen. Taste it Leo. You deserve it.
I would honestly let Wijnaldum jizz in my face right now
Brutal.
Its all about winning shiny things.
Ridiculous how good City are at the moment
I know it's early days but only a fool would bet on anyone but City for the title. Got their name on it.
It's true to say that if Shankly had told us to invade Poland we'd be queuing up 10 deep all the way from Anfield to the Pier Head.
Ha ha Robbie Mustoe on NBC just said that Palace were much better last weekend!Well done Hodgson
Spurs are in exactly the same boat as us.70-80% possession and just can't make the breakthrough.