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Re: Premier League fixtures 15th/16th/17th September
« Reply #160 on: September 16, 2017, 02:24:31 pm »
It takes time for players to learn to communicate with an owl.

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Re: Premier League fixtures 15th/16th/17th September
« Reply #161 on: September 16, 2017, 02:24:44 pm »
A proper Roy start then.
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Re: Premier League fixtures 15th/16th/17th September
« Reply #162 on: September 16, 2017, 02:24:50 pm »
Virgil loses two aerial duels in a row. His heart's not in it.
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Re: Premier League fixtures 15th/16th/17th September
« Reply #163 on: September 16, 2017, 02:24:52 pm »
Palace's squad isn't even that bad but they have massive problems. They're digging themselves a hole they'll struggle to get out of.
we can but hope
However if something serious happens to them I will eat my own cock.


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Re: Premier League fixtures 15th/16th/17th September
« Reply #164 on: September 16, 2017, 02:25:22 pm »
Virgil loses two aerial duels in a row. His heart's not in it.
or maybe he's not the Messiah he's been painted to be?
However if something serious happens to them I will eat my own cock.


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Re: Premier League fixtures 15th/16th/17th September
« Reply #165 on: September 16, 2017, 02:25:39 pm »
Boos already at Palace. Surely this is a record for a manager in his first game.

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Re: Premier League fixtures 15th/16th/17th September
« Reply #166 on: September 16, 2017, 02:26:29 pm »
And to lose all 5 games too!

Epic Roy quote incoming?  :D

Three other sides have lost their first five games: Sunderland (05/06), Portsmouth (09/10) and Sunderland (05/06). Only Southampton stayed up. Portsmouth are the only side to have lost their first seven.

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Re: Premier League fixtures 15th/16th/17th September
« Reply #167 on: September 16, 2017, 02:27:32 pm »
Oh dear oh dear Palace... it's Sunderland last season all over again, except it's worse. 5 games, no points, no goals. I'd like to think that this run of form, combined with the Owl at the helm, is something akin to karma for that fucking 3-3 draw.

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Re: Premier League fixtures 15th/16th/17th September
« Reply #168 on: September 16, 2017, 02:28:07 pm »
Eat shit Hodgson.
I hope you lose every fucking game.

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Re: Premier League fixtures 15th/16th/17th September
« Reply #169 on: September 16, 2017, 02:29:18 pm »
Ha ha Robbie Mustoe on NBC just said that Palace were much better last weekend!

Well done Hodgson
However if something serious happens to them I will eat my own cock.


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Re: Premier League fixtures 15th/16th/17th September
« Reply #170 on: September 16, 2017, 02:29:34 pm »
Three other sides have lost their first five games: Sunderland (05/06), Portsmouth (09/10) and Sunderland (05/06). Only Southampton stayed up. Portsmouth are the only side to have lost their first seven.
Palace could quite easily end up losing their first 8 - their next 3 league games are City, United and Chelsea :lmao

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Re: Premier League fixtures 15th/16th/17th September
« Reply #171 on: September 16, 2017, 02:30:12 pm »
It takes time for players to learn to communicate with an owl.

They look like they couldn't give a hoot.

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Re: Premier League fixtures 15th/16th/17th September
« Reply #172 on: September 16, 2017, 02:33:03 pm »
Palace could quite easily end up losing their first 8 - their next 3 league games are City, United and Chelsea :lmao
It's not that ridiculous to suggest they won't score in those three games either.

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Re: Premier League fixtures 15th/16th/17th September
« Reply #173 on: September 16, 2017, 02:44:54 pm »
Elliot; Yedlin, Lascelles, Clark, Mbemba; Hayden, Merino; Ritchie, Perez, Atsu; Joselu.

Subs: Woodman, Lejeune, Manquillo, Diame, Murphy, Shelvey, Gayle.

 . . . . . . and Rafa in the dugout not on a sofa in front of his telly     ;D

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Re: Premier League fixtures 15th/16th/17th September
« Reply #174 on: September 16, 2017, 02:46:04 pm »
Eat shit Hodgson.
I hope you lose every fucking game.

Brutal.

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Re: Premier League fixtures 15th/16th/17th September
« Reply #175 on: September 16, 2017, 02:46:35 pm »
They look like they couldn't give a hoot.

I might have known you'd use that joke.  ;D
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Re: Premier League fixtures 15th/16th/17th September
« Reply #176 on: September 16, 2017, 02:48:47 pm »
Palace's next three games: Man City (A), Man Utd (A), Chelsea (H)

Outstanding :lmao
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Re: Premier League fixtures 15th/16th/17th September
« Reply #177 on: September 16, 2017, 02:59:11 pm »
Brutal.

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Re: Premier League fixtures 15th/16th/17th September
« Reply #178 on: September 16, 2017, 03:03:12 pm »
Was disgusted the old fool got yet another undeserved job, but it fairness this is gonna be a lot of fun.....

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Palace's next three games: Man City (A), Man Utd (A), Chelsea (H)

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Re: Premier League fixtures 15th/16th/17th September
« Reply #179 on: September 16, 2017, 03:21:12 pm »
GET THE FUCK IN, what a goal.

1-0

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Re: Premier League fixtures 15th/16th/17th September
« Reply #180 on: September 16, 2017, 03:22:04 pm »
1st Premier League goal for Atsu.

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Re: Premier League fixtures 15th/16th/17th September
« Reply #181 on: September 16, 2017, 03:25:20 pm »
Does Mark Hughes usually have a miserable face on him?     :lmao

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Re: Premier League fixtures 15th/16th/17th September
« Reply #182 on: September 16, 2017, 03:34:26 pm »
Is Sakho not fit? Fail to see how he doesn't get in the palace side.


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Re: Premier League fixtures 15th/16th/17th September
« Reply #183 on: September 16, 2017, 03:39:38 pm »
Watford 0-3 Man City

City scoring for fun these days. Aguero with 2 and an assist today do far.
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Re: Premier League fixtures 15th/16th/17th September
« Reply #184 on: September 16, 2017, 03:40:39 pm »
Ridiculous how good City are at the moment

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Re: Premier League fixtures 15th/16th/17th September
« Reply #185 on: September 16, 2017, 03:42:23 pm »
Ridiculous how good City are at the moment

Lethal. Will be the leagues top scorers by some distance

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Re: Premier League fixtures 15th/16th/17th September
« Reply #186 on: September 16, 2017, 03:51:21 pm »

Watford 0-1 Manchester City : Aguero 27' - https://imgtc.com/w/0hdGBJr

Watford 0-2 Manchester City : Aguero 31' - https://imgtc.com/w/WZpsou9

Watford 0-3 Manchester City : Gabriel Jesus 38' - https://imgtc.com/w/kkAtmVK


Newcastle Utd 1-0 Stoke City - Atsu 19' - https://imgtc.com/w/LzJtaad


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Re: Premier League fixtures 15th/16th/17th September
« Reply #187 on: September 16, 2017, 03:55:19 pm »
2 good, easy chances missed in the first half by Joselu. 

We could / should be 3-0 up.

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Re: Premier League fixtures 15th/16th/17th September
« Reply #188 on: September 16, 2017, 04:06:51 pm »
I know it's early days but only a fool would bet on anyone but City for the title. Got their name on it.

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Re: Premier League fixtures 15th/16th/17th September
« Reply #189 on: September 16, 2017, 04:10:21 pm »
I know it's early days but only a fool would bet on anyone but City for the title. Got their name on it.
My bet was put on the day before the season started.

Newcastle £5 E.W. to win the League, at odds of 750-1     :)

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Re: Premier League fixtures 15th/16th/17th September
« Reply #190 on: September 16, 2017, 04:19:55 pm »
I know it's early days but only a fool would bet on anyone but City for the title. Got their name on it.

whilst i'm inclined to agree with you, i feel like we've heard that before

saying that though they are 100% stronger than last year

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Re: Premier League fixtures 15th/16th/17th September
« Reply #191 on: September 16, 2017, 04:23:41 pm »
I know it's early days but only a fool would bet on anyone but City for the title. Got their name on it.

They should win it but depends on fitness on Ageuro.
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Re: Premier League fixtures 15th/16th/17th September
« Reply #192 on: September 16, 2017, 04:26:33 pm »
Lascelles  BOOM, get in there, 2-1 Newcastle.

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Re: Premier League fixtures 15th/16th/17th September
« Reply #193 on: September 16, 2017, 04:27:38 pm »
 . . . and here comes Jonjo.

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Re: Premier League fixtures 15th/16th/17th September
« Reply #194 on: September 16, 2017, 04:44:32 pm »
Hello, what's this?   A beanpole has just come on wearing a Stoke shirt    :P

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Re: Premier League fixtures 15th/16th/17th September
« Reply #195 on: September 16, 2017, 04:56:26 pm »
Man City are head and shoulders above any other team in this league.

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Re: Premier League fixtures 15th/16th/17th September
« Reply #196 on: September 16, 2017, 04:58:20 pm »
Crisis, what crisis     8)

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Re: Premier League fixtures 15th/16th/17th September
« Reply #197 on: September 16, 2017, 05:18:52 pm »
That post match interview by Hodgson. Christ.

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Re: Premier League fixtures 15th/16th/17th September
« Reply #198 on: September 16, 2017, 06:47:11 pm »
Spurs are in exactly the same boat as us.

70-80% possession and just can't make the breakthrough.
It's true to say that if Shankly had told us to invade Poland we'd be queuing up 10 deep all the way from Anfield to the Pier Head.

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Re: Premier League fixtures 15th/16th/17th September
« Reply #199 on: September 16, 2017, 06:49:37 pm »
Ha ha Robbie Mustoe on NBC just said that Palace were much better last weekend!

Well done Hodgson

they really were. more chances just like we did vs burnley. We manage to score while they didnt.

Spurs are in exactly the same boat as us.

70-80% possession and just can't make the breakthrough.

30 mins to go. lets hope swansea do a burnley on them