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Re: The White Pele
« Reply #120 on: September 14, 2011, 07:03:02 pm »
People say Rooney is shit in internationals, yet big up Tevez.


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Re: The White Pele
« Reply #121 on: September 14, 2011, 07:08:35 pm »
I've been bigging up David Villa :D is he shit in internationals?
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Re: The White Pele
« Reply #122 on: September 14, 2011, 07:12:37 pm »
People say Rooney is shit in internationals, yet big up Tevez.


Some people just can't rate anything/one English

Not true. Gerrard, Henderson, Johnson, Carroll, Kelly, Flanagan, Robinson, Sterling, Morgan, Wisdom, Downing and Spearing are fantastic players for example.
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Re: The White Pele
« Reply #123 on: September 14, 2011, 07:13:08 pm »
Can anyone a little more clued up than me confirm that Rooney has scored more than 20 goals in the League only once in his entire career?

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Re: The White Pele
« Reply #124 on: September 14, 2011, 07:15:57 pm »
Can anyone a little more clued up than me confirm that Rooney has scored more than 20 goals in the League only once in his entire career?

Yup. 09/10.

Torres and Drogba have only managed it once as well.

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Re: The White Pele
« Reply #125 on: September 14, 2011, 07:36:11 pm »
Yup. 09/10.

Torres and Drogba have only managed it once as well.


Scoring 20 league goals isn't the be all and end all of a world class striker I know, but it's something to think about. A striker is supposed to score goals, and Rooney goes too long sometimes without scoring and when he does it's in drips and drabs. I just can't see the desire from some people to have him touted as one of the best two or three players in the world. He simply doesn't do enough what he can do consistently to warrant that claim.


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Re: The White Pele
« Reply #126 on: September 14, 2011, 07:41:19 pm »
not in competitive games he didn't.
I know, i was being a c*nt like most of people that have jumped on the media bandwagon and talking about something that's bollocks.  Who cares?  He's certainly not the new/old Messi, not a patch on the Real Ronaldo, or Maradonna and more.  Trouble is Slurgie is probably laughing his cock off at the moment with all the hysteria that's ging on.

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Re: The White Pele
« Reply #127 on: September 14, 2011, 07:47:01 pm »
Trouble is Slurgie is probably laughing his cock off at the moment with all the hysteria that's ging on.

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Re: The White Pele
« Reply #128 on: September 14, 2011, 08:13:37 pm »
the closest to a white Pele was George Best
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Re: The White Pele
« Reply #129 on: September 14, 2011, 09:09:56 pm »
Pele's the black Steven Gerrard.
Rooney's the fat Steven Gerrard.
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Re: The White Pele
« Reply #130 on: September 14, 2011, 09:33:55 pm »
Unfortunately Rooney is a brilliant footballer with outstanding talent. However its bizarre to discuss his talents in the same sentence as an icon of football that was once labelled the best in the world.

But don't forget these are the words of the Slur Tramp with his own eccentric agenda's.

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Re: The White Pele
« Reply #131 on: September 14, 2011, 10:23:34 pm »
fergusons about 40 years too late, everton fans were calling colin harvey the white pele donkeys ago.

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Re: The White Pele
« Reply #132 on: September 14, 2011, 10:32:20 pm »
Rooney's an overrated gobshite.

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Re: The White Pele
« Reply #133 on: September 14, 2011, 10:43:47 pm »
Well at least Paddy and L6 agree with me.

Still stand by what I said 8 hours ago. Id rather have Rooney than Villa.

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Re: The White Pele
« Reply #134 on: September 14, 2011, 10:46:48 pm »
Well at least Paddy and L6 agree with me.

Still stand by what I said 8 hours ago. Id rather have Rooney than Villa.
Well thats it decided then, haha - on which basis would you prefer Rooney to Villa? because he is younger?
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Re: The White Pele
« Reply #135 on: September 14, 2011, 10:48:45 pm »
Can't see him not getting over 20 league goals this season unfortunetly.
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Re: The White Pele
« Reply #136 on: September 14, 2011, 10:50:01 pm »
the closest to a white Pele was George Best

Zico was called the white Pele in Brazil. I think it's a bad joke to reuse his nickname.
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Re: The White Pele
« Reply #137 on: September 14, 2011, 10:52:23 pm »
Can't see him not getting over 20 league goals this season unfortunetly.

well he's got 34 games to score 12 goals. unless he gets injured and considering he takes penalties that's hardly going out on a limb. he'll get closer to 30 than 20 unfortunately.

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Re: The White Pele
« Reply #138 on: September 14, 2011, 10:54:43 pm »
Pele was quicker and had more flair. He was like a mixture of Neymar and Rooney and on top of that an outstanding header of the ball.
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Re: The White Pele
« Reply #139 on: September 14, 2011, 10:54:50 pm »
Well thats it decided then, haha - on which basis would you prefer Rooney to Villa? because he is younger?

Because he will outscore and outperform Villa this season and more than likely the next few as well. So in a way, yes I suppose it is because he's younger.

If it was Villa or Rooneyaldinho and he had scored 8 in 4 for Madrid/Milan instead of Manchester? Who would you pick then?

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Re: The White Pele
« Reply #140 on: September 14, 2011, 10:55:27 pm »
Rooney's an overrated gobshite.

May be over rated but i'd love for us to have a player with his ability
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Re: The White Pele
« Reply #141 on: September 14, 2011, 11:03:27 pm »
Why the fuck are people seriously talking about spud face in the same breath as Pele? It's fucking Pele you are talking about. Pele. You sound fucking ridiculous, you do know that?
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Re: The White Pele
« Reply #142 on: September 14, 2011, 11:03:52 pm »
May be over rated but i'd love for us to have a player with his ability
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Re: The White Pele
« Reply #143 on: September 14, 2011, 11:04:53 pm »
Why the fuck are people seriously talking about spud face in the same breath as Pele? It's fucking Pele you are talking about. Pele. You sound fucking ridiculous, you do know that?

Have you even read the thread? You sound fucking ridiculous, you do know that?

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Re: The White Pele
« Reply #144 on: September 14, 2011, 11:08:56 pm »
I'd have Rooney over Villa now, but not Villa at his best.

I'd have Suarez over both 'cos I'm biased.
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Re: The White Pele
« Reply #145 on: September 14, 2011, 11:11:01 pm »
I'd have Rooney over Villa now, but not Villa at his best.

I'd have Suarez over both 'cos I'm biased. (Just, bet yes)

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Re: The White Pele
« Reply #146 on: September 14, 2011, 11:13:07 pm »
Have you even read the thread? You sound fucking ridiculous, you do know that?
You have the honour of most retarded post on this thread for this piece of nonsense, regarding your reasons why Rooney is 'better' than Villa


3 champions league finals in 4 years and how many league titles does Rooney have. About 5 or 6 at the age of 25. I can't really count internationals either because there is no way Villa would do that well for England whilst by the age of 29 in that team Rooney would be very close to Villas record. No doubt.
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Re: The White Pele
« Reply #147 on: September 14, 2011, 11:15:30 pm »
Excellent.


Still rather have Rooney than Villa though. I'll have a £20 charity bet with anyone who thinks Villa will outscore Rooney this season. Barring any massive injuries to either player. Going to the HJC of course.

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Re: The White Pele
« Reply #148 on: September 14, 2011, 11:17:08 pm »
I'd have Rooney over Villa now, but not Villa at his best.

I'd have Suarez over both 'cos I'm biased.
I genuienly would have Suarez over Rooney, I don't know whether him being a Liverpool player has completly warped my brain because I think we are very much in the minority, if i could pick one for the rest of the season then i'd probably take Villa after some deliberation.
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Re: The White Pele
« Reply #149 on: September 14, 2011, 11:25:39 pm »
So you'll take the bet?

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Re: The White Pele
« Reply #150 on: September 14, 2011, 11:34:29 pm »
fuck him.... we refer to a lad from our 5 aside as the white Pele (he's shite) so I want full rights to that term

Haha, when I was at school we used to call a lad 'Pele', that was fucking shit, taking the piss. Used to knock round his house and ask his
Mum was Pele coming out to play! Fuck me, I've just realised his name was Rooney! No fucking messing!
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Re: The White Pele
« Reply #151 on: September 14, 2011, 11:51:34 pm »
Suarez pisses all over the manc prick.

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Re: The White Pele
« Reply #152 on: September 14, 2011, 11:54:15 pm »
Excellent.


Still rather have Rooney than Villa though. I'll have a £20 charity bet with anyone who thinks Villa will outscore Rooney this season. Barring any massive injuries to either player. Going to the HJC of course.

Not sure about that. Villa will have more minutes now that Alexis Sanchez is injured. Before that, if only because of the rotation, I'd expect Rooney to score more. Barcelona will also last more in knock-out competitions.
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Re: The White Pele
« Reply #153 on: September 14, 2011, 11:55:08 pm »
Excellent.


Still rather have Rooney than Villa though. I'll have a £20 charity bet with anyone who thinks Villa will outscore Rooney this season. Barring any massive injuries to either player. Going to the HJC of course.

Well it was a fast moving thread and I've left this here for 45 minutes now. Seems everyone was so quick to slate him/pick Villa, but when it comes to it nobody want to put the money on the table, what gives?

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Re: The White Pele
« Reply #154 on: September 14, 2011, 11:56:26 pm »
So you'll take the bet?
Yeh man i'll take you up on that 20 quid, and thats showing some faith after Rooneys steaming start and Villa's slow one.

Are we including cup competitions in this bet? Champions League could be the clincher knowing Pep's rotation policy im sure Rooney will start more league games.
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« Reply #155 on: September 15, 2011, 12:03:04 am »
Yeh man i'll take you up on that 20 quid, and thats showing some faith after Rooneys steaming start and Villa's slow one.

Are we including cup competitions in this bet? Champions League could be the clincher knowing Pep's rotation policy im sure Rooney will start more league games.

Just put a load of shite out and made it far to complicated. What would you prefer, just a 38 game season? After all, the players in question cant be held responsible if the team is knocked out of a cup early, plus spanish cup games are 2 legs compared to 1 FA cup.

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Re: The White Pele
« Reply #156 on: September 15, 2011, 12:03:44 am »
Or goals per game ratio if we want to get complicated.

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Re: The White Pele
« Reply #157 on: September 15, 2011, 12:15:08 am »
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Re: The White Pele
« Reply #158 on: September 15, 2011, 12:18:47 am »
get complicated, fucking hell - wouldn't take carol vorderman to keep up with domestic and european competition goals, but fine Rooney's 8-2 head start will still get beaten come end of the season

Pique and Puyol back and Barca will be tearing teams apart again even without Iniesta, Villa will score more league goals.

its on, bit of a mingey move calling people out for not agreeing to a bet inside 45 minutes, some people do shut the lid on the laptop and do other things like.
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Re: The White Pele
« Reply #159 on: September 15, 2011, 12:26:42 am »
mingey move

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