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Re: PL: Liverpool 4 v 0 Southampton 2' 33' Jota, 37' Thiago, 52' Virgil
« Reply #80 on: November 27, 2021, 04:32:48 pm »
74' S'hampton corner but they commit a foul in the box

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Re: PL: Liverpool 4 v 0 Southampton 2' 33' Jota, 37' Thiago, 52' Virgil
« Reply #81 on: November 27, 2021, 04:34:06 pm »
75' Ox with a lovely ball into the box but it's cleared. We have the ball again and Mo nearly curls one of his trademark shots in - headed away for a corner

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Re: PL: Liverpool 4 v 0 Southampton 2' 33' Jota, 37' Thiago, 52' Virgil
« Reply #82 on: November 27, 2021, 04:35:08 pm »
It's not quite happening for Jota this half.
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Re: PL: Liverpool 4 v 0 Southampton 2' 33' Jota, 37' Thiago, 52' Virgil
« Reply #83 on: November 27, 2021, 04:36:06 pm »
77' Putting the pressure on now in pursuit of a fifth.

Och! Ox with a shot from the D but it's straight at the goalie and he beats it away easily

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Re: PL: Liverpool 4 v 0 Southampton 2' 33' Jota, 37' Thiago, 52' Virgil
« Reply #84 on: November 27, 2021, 04:37:46 pm »
Some of Robbo's crossing has been first rate today.
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Re: PL: Liverpool 4 v 0 Southampton 2' 33' Jota, 37' Thiago, 52' Virgil
« Reply #85 on: November 27, 2021, 04:37:53 pm »
79' Takumi about to be introduced.

Robbo breaks and feeds it to Mo but it's an awkward bounce.

Jota goes off to massive applause.

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Re: PL: Liverpool 4 v 0 Southampton 2' 33' Jota, 37' Thiago, 52' Virgil
« Reply #86 on: November 27, 2021, 04:39:04 pm »
81'

Milner with an attempted piledriver from 25 yds out but he drags it wide

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Re: PL: Liverpool 4 v 0 Southampton 2' 33' Jota, 37' Thiago, 52' Virgil
« Reply #87 on: November 27, 2021, 04:41:17 pm »
82' Anfield not happy with the way Mo is tackled there - fk is given.

Clear now that we're running the clock down.

There's a pleasant susurration around the ground as we absorb the magnificence of this team.

Stadium is now shouting 'shoooot' everytime we touch the ball :lmao

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Re: PL: Liverpool 4 v 0 Southampton 2' 33' Jota, 37' Thiago, 52' Virgil
« Reply #88 on: November 27, 2021, 04:42:53 pm »
84' Robbo to Mane who skips past one man but his cross into the box is blocked.

Looks like 5' going to be added on

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Re: PL: Liverpool 4 v 0 Southampton 2' 33' Jota, 37' Thiago, 52' Virgil
« Reply #89 on: November 27, 2021, 04:44:05 pm »
86' Tella with a 'cute' fk, ball is fired across the face, Virgel clears; corner comes to nothing.

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Re: PL: Liverpool 4 v 0 Southampton 2' 33' Jota, 37' Thiago, 52' Virgil
« Reply #90 on: November 27, 2021, 04:47:57 pm »
88' If only there was an equivalent of throwing in the towel S'hampton would at this point.

Our biggest fear is one of ours picking up an injury during these few remaining minutes.

Oh, Milly with a highly efficient foul in the middle of that :lmao

Mo picks up the ball tries to wriggle through and curl one in - the curl goes the wrong way though and ends up at the corner flag

2' added on not 5'

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Re: PL: Liverpool 4 v 0 Southampton 2' 33' Jota, 37' Thiago, 52' Virgil
« Reply #91 on: November 27, 2021, 04:48:48 pm »
You can always rely on Milly.  ;D
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Re: PL: Liverpool 4 v 0 Southampton 2' 33' Jota, 37' Thiago, 52' Virgil
« Reply #92 on: November 27, 2021, 04:49:28 pm »
90+1' one final attack as YNWA rings out. Salah is dispossessed and S'hampton to play the final minute out.

FT

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Re: PL: Liverpool 4 v 0 Southampton 2' 33' Jota, 37' Thiago, 52' Virgil
« Reply #93 on: November 27, 2021, 04:50:25 pm »
Piss easy as expected, now it's time to win at Goodison again.

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Re: PL: Liverpool 4 v 0 Southampton 2' 33' Jota, 37' Thiago, 52' Virgil
« Reply #94 on: November 27, 2021, 04:50:41 pm »
Yay!

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Re: PL: Liverpool 4 v 0 Southampton 2' 33' Jota, 37' Thiago, 52' Virgil
« Reply #95 on: November 27, 2021, 04:50:42 pm »
Good win, 3 more points on the board, lets keep it up!
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Re: PL: Liverpool 4 v 0 Southampton 2' 33' Jota, 37' Thiago, 52' Virgil
« Reply #96 on: November 27, 2021, 04:50:46 pm »
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Re: PL: Liverpool 4 v 0 Southampton 2' 33' Jota, 37' Thiago, 52' Virgil
« Reply #97 on: November 27, 2021, 04:50:57 pm »
Did Hassenhuttel cry this time the absolute beaut
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Re: PL: Liverpool 4 v 0 Southampton 2' 33' Jota, 37' Thiago, 52' Virgil
« Reply #98 on: November 27, 2021, 04:51:00 pm »
Ominous for the Ev that Salah did not score today...
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Re: PL: Liverpool 4 v 0 Southampton 2' 33' Jota, 37' Thiago, 52' Virgil
« Reply #99 on: November 27, 2021, 04:51:47 pm »
Nice and easy. Pipe and slippers on last half hour which is ideal given the schedule.

Same again against the yard dogs.
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Re: PL: Liverpool 4 v 0 Southampton 2' 33' Jota, 37' Thiago, 52' Virgil
« Reply #100 on: November 27, 2021, 04:52:01 pm »
It's worth reposting this, it's insane.  ;D

This stat is amazing.  :o

Liverpool have now scored 39 goals in 13 Premier League games averaging three goals a game. This is phenomenal.
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Re: PL: Liverpool 4 v 0 Southampton 2' 33' Jota, 37' Thiago, 52' Virgil
« Reply #101 on: November 27, 2021, 04:52:13 pm »
Good game and we won easily. Jota MOTM.
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Re: PL: Liverpool 4 v 0 Southampton 2' 33' Jota, 37' Thiago, 52' Virgil
« Reply #102 on: November 27, 2021, 04:52:47 pm »
4-0 without playing that well. Another few gears to go through against the BS.

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Re: PL: Liverpool 4 v 0 Southampton 2' 33' Jota, 37' Thiago, 52' Virgil
« Reply #103 on: November 27, 2021, 04:52:57 pm »
Sounds like it was a fairly comfortable Saturday afternoon. Looking forward to seeing the highlights.

Bit of pressure applied to the others at the top. They shouldn’t be dropping points this weekend, but you never know.

Onwards we go.

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Re: PL: Liverpool 4 v 0 Southampton 2' 33' Jota, 37' Thiago, 52' Virgil
« Reply #104 on: November 27, 2021, 04:53:02 pm »
It's worth reposting this, it's insane.  ;D


3 of the 4 top scorers too.

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Re: PL: Liverpool 4 v 0 Southampton 2' 33' Jota, 37' Thiago, 52' Virgil
« Reply #105 on: November 27, 2021, 04:53:12 pm »
Casual on defence and Southampton could have been the game HT to be honest. However we look so fluid going forward. This is the best I've ever seen us in an attacking sense. 2+ 17 games running, 3+ in probably 10+ of those. It's the consistency of scoring and chance creation that's breathtaking. We're in for a wild ride this season, let's just enjoy!

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Re: PL: Liverpool 4 v 0 Southampton 2' 33' Jota, 37' Thiago, 52' Virgil
« Reply #106 on: November 27, 2021, 04:53:26 pm »
I'll guess that this will have the least number of pages of any post-match thread.

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Re: PL: Liverpool 4 v 0 Southampton 2' 33' Jota, 37' Thiago, 52' Virgil
« Reply #107 on: November 27, 2021, 04:53:37 pm »
Good game and we won easily. Jota MOTM.

Jota was on fire today. Not just the goals, everything about his play was electric.

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Re: PL: Liverpool 4 v 0 Southampton 2' 33' Jota, 37' Thiago, 52' Virgil
« Reply #108 on: November 27, 2021, 04:53:42 pm »
3 of the 4 top scorers too.

Wait till you see some of Trent's stats as well, mind boggling.  :D
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Re: PL: Liverpool 4 v 0 Southampton 2' 33' Jota, 37' Thiago, 52' Virgil
« Reply #109 on: November 27, 2021, 04:54:04 pm »
No injuries. 4 goals. Feet up on 60. Easy. Bring on the blues

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Re: PL: Liverpool 4 v 0 Southampton 2' 33' Jota, 37' Thiago, 52' Virgil
« Reply #110 on: November 27, 2021, 04:54:16 pm »
Not much more you can ask for really. Brilliant performance.

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Re: PL: Liverpool 4 v 0 Southampton 2' 33' Jota, 37' Thiago, 52' Virgil
« Reply #111 on: November 27, 2021, 04:54:44 pm »
Really good game. I still think that we are on occasions too vulnerable at the back; but having 2 extremely fast CBs does mitigate the threat somewhat.

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Re: PL: Liverpool 4 v 0 Southampton 2' 33' Jota, 37' Thiago, 52' Virgil
« Reply #112 on: November 27, 2021, 04:55:15 pm »
Sounds like it was a fairly comfortable Saturday afternoon. Looking forward to seeing the highlights.

Don’t watch match of the day - they'll somehow contrive to make it look like an even game and say we were lucky.  ;D

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Re: PL: Liverpool 4 v 0 Southampton 2' 33' Jota, 37' Thiago, 52' Virgil
« Reply #113 on: November 27, 2021, 04:55:22 pm »
It's worth reposting this, it's insane.  ;D
Keep the lads fit and we'll be close to 100 league goals. Having Jota fit makes a big difference to the goal threat. Keita would do the same in midfield to be honest.

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Re: PL: Liverpool 4 v 0 Southampton 2' 33' Jota, 37' Thiago, 52' Virgil
« Reply #114 on: November 27, 2021, 04:55:57 pm »
Fun game. Very brave of Southampton to come to Anfield and play like that...
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Re: PL: Liverpool 4 v 0 Southampton 2' 33' Jota, 37' Thiago, 52' Virgil
« Reply #115 on: November 27, 2021, 04:56:23 pm »
Good stuff, stroll in the park really.  They had a few chances but there weren't any worldies from Alisson.
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Re: PL: Liverpool 4 v 0 Southampton 2' 33' Jota, 37' Thiago, 52' Virgil
« Reply #116 on: November 27, 2021, 04:56:42 pm »
I make that 22 goals in our last 6 PL games. Or 3.7 goals per game.

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Re: PL: Liverpool 4 v 0 Southampton 2' 33' Jota, Thiago 37' 52' Virgil
« Reply #117 on: November 27, 2021, 04:56:43 pm »
This stat is amazing.  :o

Liverpool have now scored 39 goals in 13 Premier League goals averaging three goals a game. This is phenomenal.

It's an incredible stat, but they don't hand out extra points for for excessive scoring either. ;D

Chip pissing aside, this is another great result.  Here's hoping West Ham put in the same kind of shift against Chelsea that they did against us!
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Re: PL: Liverpool 4 v 0 Southampton 2' 33' Jota, 37' Thiago, 52' Virgil
« Reply #118 on: November 27, 2021, 04:56:50 pm »
Were we loosey-goosey at the back or was it just that Saints gambled on three strikers on our line to give themselves a sliver of a chance?

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Re: PL: Liverpool 4 v 0 Southampton 2' 33' Jota, 37' Thiago, 52' Virgil
« Reply #119 on: November 27, 2021, 04:57:15 pm »
That was great— you know I’m taking a liking to these clean sheets and theee points combos.