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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain
« Reply #4800 on: June 20, 2022, 06:41:23 pm »
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain
« Reply #4801 on: June 20, 2022, 06:41:56 pm »
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain
« Reply #4802 on: June 20, 2022, 07:03:51 pm »
BTW if you don't like my opinions on this, ignore them.

Same goes for people's pictures they choose to publicise! :P

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain
« Reply #4803 on: June 20, 2022, 07:22:53 pm »
narcissistic twat.

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain
« Reply #4804 on: June 20, 2022, 07:33:12 pm »
Ah, so it's a thing, would never imagine it to be a thing. Just finding it strange to publicise and promote something so personal, but everything is normalised for sharing these days, from funerals to giving birth - so I guess it's just me. Two of them seem like a good, well balanced couple - I wish them all the best.

We want pictures of first time holding hands. Pictures of their first kiss. Pictures of first time... well, you get the idea.

People these days are losing the magic of moments in order to catch them in photography. Seems like it's more important to keep the memory in photography, and losing the real magical one in your head. I find it a strange and not very beneficial compromise.
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain
« Reply #4805 on: June 20, 2022, 07:36:25 pm »
We want pictures of first time holding hands. Pictures of their first kiss. Pictures of first time... well, you get the idea.

People these days are losing the magic of moments in order to catch them in photography. Seems like it's more important to keep the memory i photography, and losing the real magical one in your head. I find it a strange and not very beneficial compromise.

I don't think she knew the camera was there.
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain
« Reply #4806 on: June 20, 2022, 09:07:34 pm »
Same goes for people's pictures they choose to publicise! :P
I was ignoring it! 

until someone made a general comment about society's ... whatever ....  :)

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain
« Reply #4807 on: June 20, 2022, 09:08:13 pm »
Careful or I will post a link to this on a little mix forum, set the stans on you  ;D
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain
« Reply #4808 on: June 20, 2022, 10:34:22 pm »
Not arsed about his engagement photos, if they are happy then good for them

I do however feel he should be moved on this season. Is not good or reliable enough for a team competing for the league title unfortunately

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain
« Reply #4809 on: June 21, 2022, 01:21:55 am »
Not arsed about his engagement photos, if they are happy then good for them

I do however feel he should be moved on this season. Is not good or reliable enough for a team competing for the league title unfortunately



I thought they were already wed.Turns out they had a child out of wedlock.

The shame.
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain
« Reply #4810 on: June 21, 2022, 01:50:24 am »
Just wait till the young Oxlade-Chamberlain-Edwards comes through into the squad (men's or women's, no idea what the sprog is). They'll be tearing their hair out in the kit department
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain
« Reply #4811 on: June 21, 2022, 07:57:41 am »
It's a damn shame it never really happened for him here. Always thought he would be that midfield goal threat we've been trying out for but maybe he can do that for somebody else. If we can, we should try move him on this window

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain
« Reply #4812 on: June 21, 2022, 08:18:03 am »
We want pictures of first time holding hands. Pictures of their first kiss. Pictures of first time... well, you get the idea.

People these days are losing the magic of moments in order to catch them in photography. Seems like it's more important to keep the memory in photography, and losing the real magical one in your head. I find it a strange and not very beneficial compromise.

People are so busy trying to 'capture the moment' they forget to live it.

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain
« Reply #4813 on: June 21, 2022, 08:53:58 am »
People are so busy trying to 'capture the moment' they forget to live it.

Every gig you go to these days.



Watch the gig or fck off home and watch the DVD.
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain
« Reply #4814 on: June 21, 2022, 10:39:19 am »
BTW if you don't like my opinions on this, ignore them.

You could, yknow, not post them, like you're asking people to do on Instagram.
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain
« Reply #4815 on: June 21, 2022, 10:41:01 am »
Don't listen to them SamLad, I love reading your opinions
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain
« Reply #4816 on: June 21, 2022, 12:53:45 pm »
Don't listen to them SamLad, I love reading your opinions

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain
« Reply #4817 on: June 21, 2022, 12:56:33 pm »
Ox getting a hammy soon is my bet. Congrats!  ;D



He's just told her he's signing for Everton...
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain
« Reply #4818 on: June 21, 2022, 01:10:36 pm »
He's just told her he's signing for Everton...

Will you boo me the honour...
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain
« Reply #4819 on: June 21, 2022, 03:01:58 pm »
He's just told her he's signing for Everton...
Surely he'd be flat on the ground rolling around if he'd told her that? Demonstrating his aptitude.
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain
« Reply #4820 on: June 21, 2022, 03:23:03 pm »
We can't let Ox go without signing a new CM.
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain
« Reply #4821 on: June 21, 2022, 04:07:53 pm »
Don't listen to them SamLad, I love reading your opinions
Me too. 

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain
« Reply #4822 on: June 21, 2022, 04:11:13 pm »
Baller...
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain
« Reply #4823 on: June 21, 2022, 04:13:46 pm »
Don't listen to them SamLad, I love reading your opinions
Yours are often magnificent. 

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain
« Reply #4825 on: June 24, 2022, 10:01:18 pm »
I hear he's the new Sadio Mane

thinking "Radio Gaga" would be the perfect song.

All we need is
Alex Oxlade Chamberlain
Oxlade Chamberlain
Oxlade Chamberlain
all we need is
Oxlade Chamberlain
We love you

oh yeah

and 25 goals and its on....
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain
« Reply #4826 on: July 4, 2022, 07:38:04 am »
Not arsed about his engagement photos, if they are happy then good for them

I do however feel he should be moved on this season. Is not good or reliable enough for a team competing for the league title unfortunately

How much would we get for him, £10 - 15 mill? Or keep him for the domestic cups being a senior experienced player with the kids. It's the latter for me.

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain
« Reply #4827 on: July 4, 2022, 04:46:03 pm »
How much would we get for him, £10 - 15 mill? Or keep him for the domestic cups being a senior experienced player with the kids. It's the latter for me.
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain
« Reply #4828 on: July 4, 2022, 04:46:39 pm »
I'm sure he'd be thrilled to replicate Jay Spearing's career...

Not sure he'd see the point...
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain
« Reply #4829 on: July 4, 2022, 11:26:58 pm »
How much would we get for him, £10 - 15 mill? Or keep him for the domestic cups being a senior experienced player with the kids. It's the latter for me.

There was a piece inthe athletic today which said more or less that we'll wait and see if offers come in, and that we're looking for £10mil

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain
« Reply #4830 on: July 5, 2022, 04:39:58 am »
There was a piece inthe athletic today which said more or less that we'll wait and see if offers come in, and that we're looking for £10mil

Before the World Cup it's something like a game every 3 - 4 days. Given Thiago, Henderson and Milner are the wrong side of 30, I personally think it would be daft to let him go, unless one of the 'kids' is ready to step up.

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain
« Reply #4831 on: July 5, 2022, 04:41:30 am »
I'm sure he'd be thrilled to replicate Jay Spearing's career...

Didnt know that Oxlade was going to Blackpool. You live and learn.

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain
« Reply #4832 on: July 5, 2022, 04:45:17 am »
Not sure he'd see the point...
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain
« Reply #4833 on: July 5, 2022, 08:43:31 am »
Before the World Cup it's something like a game every 3 - 4 days. Given Thiago, Henderson and Milner are the wrong side of 30, I personally think it would be daft to let him go, unless one of the 'kids' is ready to step up.
Is he even ahead of the 'kids' anymore? Didnt seem like that in the spring.
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain
« Reply #4834 on: July 5, 2022, 09:16:00 am »
Is he even ahead of the 'kids' anymore? Didnt seem like that in the spring.

No. He's 7th or 8th on the 'depth chart' I reckon.
Fab, Thiago, Henderson, Keita, Jones, Elliott, Milner/Ox.

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain
« Reply #4835 on: July 5, 2022, 09:17:56 am »
He certainly finished the season right at the bottom of the midfield pecking order, but its a new season so who knows. If he has a decent pre-season it might end up bumping him back up
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain
« Reply #4836 on: July 5, 2022, 09:39:42 am »
No. He's 7th or 8th on the 'depth chart' I reckon.
Fab, Thiago, Henderson, Keita, Jones, Elliott, Milner/Ox.

Milner isn't 7th.

He's after Hendo.

It all depends on what system we play also.

If we play 2 in midfield sitting then you would go with Fab and Thiago with Hendo & Milner as main back up.

If you play 3 in midfield it would be Fab, Thiago and Hendo with Milner & Kieta/ Jones as back up.

If you play 2-3-1 then you would say it Fab, Thiago and either Eilliot, Carvalho, Ox as the main AM.

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain
« Reply #4837 on: July 5, 2022, 09:53:33 am »
Before the World Cup it's something like a game every 3 - 4 days. Given Thiago, Henderson and Milner are the wrong side of 30, I personally think it would be daft to let him go, unless one of the 'kids' is ready to step up.

That's how we ended last season too - and yet post-AFCON Chamberlain was nowhere to be seen (and frequently didn't make the bench).

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain
« Reply #4838 on: July 5, 2022, 10:06:36 am »
Every gig you go to these days.



Watch the gig or fck off home and watch the DVD.

Nevermind art museums. These fuckers jog from painting to painting snapping pictures without even looking at the goddam painting.

Anyway, I think Ox still has a point to prove and I reckon he's a good option being content not starting too many games.
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain
« Reply #4839 on: July 5, 2022, 10:33:40 am »
That's how we ended last season too - and yet post-AFCON Chamberlain was nowhere to be seen (and frequently didn't make the bench).

Well hes staying! So lets just see what happens. We don't know what injuries might happen etc.