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Re: 2011/12 Match Of The Day thread
« Reply #2080 on: October 29, 2011, 11:25:20 pm »
hahaha!

Were the everton fans just asking for a penalty for their own player handling it?

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Re: 2011/12 Match Of The Day thread
« Reply #2081 on: October 29, 2011, 11:25:21 pm »
HANDBALL! :P
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Re: 2011/12 Match Of The Day thread
« Reply #2082 on: October 29, 2011, 11:25:48 pm »
Bloody Hell thats a pen
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Re: 2011/12 Match Of The Day thread
« Reply #2083 on: October 29, 2011, 11:25:54 pm »
Saf? Fucking Saf? Get out.......

He should be jibbed off for using OMG first and foremost. Then get a kicking in the alleyway for saf
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Re: 2011/12 Match Of The Day thread
« Reply #2084 on: October 29, 2011, 11:26:39 pm »
Bloody Hell thats a pen

It isn't though, is it. You big sausage tits. ;D
I trust the King, but if we lose a few more on the trot now - he may have to step aside, and we have to purchase another manager in the middle of the season. If we are relegated, this could be the end of our ambitions to win any title the next 100 years.

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Re: 2011/12 Match Of The Day thread
« Reply #2085 on: October 29, 2011, 11:26:50 pm »
Have we been on already?

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Re: 2011/12 Match Of The Day thread
« Reply #2086 on: October 29, 2011, 11:26:57 pm »
Demento sluring his words again. No idea what he was saying there.

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Re: 2011/12 Match Of The Day thread
« Reply #2087 on: October 29, 2011, 11:27:12 pm »

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Re: 2011/12 Match Of The Day thread
« Reply #2088 on: October 29, 2011, 11:27:40 pm »
FFS, Gollum and Ginsoak giving each other a verbal rimjob. Pricks.
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Re: 2011/12 Match Of The Day thread
« Reply #2089 on: October 29, 2011, 11:28:07 pm »
He should be jibbed off for using OMG first and foremost. Then get a kicking in the alleyway for saf

sorry quick comment before a tea break . no excuses
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Re: 2011/12 Match Of The Day thread
« Reply #2090 on: October 29, 2011, 11:28:09 pm »
Ferguson's apprentice with a shit house post match interview, not even aggrieved that his team was not awarded at least one penalty  ::)
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Re: 2011/12 Match Of The Day thread
« Reply #2091 on: October 29, 2011, 11:28:38 pm »
It isn't though, is it. You big sausage tits. ;D

No it wasnt on reflection.

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Re: 2011/12 Match Of The Day thread
« Reply #2092 on: October 29, 2011, 11:28:44 pm »
Have we been on already?

I think we're on at about 5.45am.
I trust the King, but if we lose a few more on the trot now - he may have to step aside, and we have to purchase another manager in the middle of the season. If we are relegated, this could be the end of our ambitions to win any title the next 100 years.

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Re: 2011/12 Match Of The Day thread
« Reply #2093 on: October 29, 2011, 11:28:59 pm »
Yet another chance to see why we sold Ngog.
We may sign Salah, but I'll show my arse in the middle of town if we sign one of VVD or Keita. Not gonna happen.

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Re: 2011/12 Match Of The Day thread
« Reply #2094 on: October 29, 2011, 11:29:50 pm »
saf. Sounds like some sort of cleaning bleach you'd use in the bathroom. "Wheres the saf dear?".  "Under the kitchen sink"

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Re: 2011/12 Match Of The Day thread
« Reply #2095 on: October 29, 2011, 11:30:01 pm »
Demento sluring his words again. No idea what he was saying there.

I heard him on the radio earlier. noticed it. he really was slurring to fuck

Him and gollum had prob hit the wine and bumming hard straight after the game
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Re: 2011/12 Match Of The Day thread
« Reply #2096 on: October 29, 2011, 11:30:17 pm »
Thats a yellow, facking hell!
We may sign Salah, but I'll show my arse in the middle of town if we sign one of VVD or Keita. Not gonna happen.

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Re: 2011/12 Match Of The Day thread
« Reply #2097 on: October 29, 2011, 11:30:40 pm »
saf. Sounds like some sort of cleaning bleach you'd use in the bathroom. "Wheres the saf dear?".  "Under the kitchen sink"


In the back garden pissed and mumbling to himself more like.
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Re: 2011/12 Match Of The Day thread
« Reply #2098 on: October 29, 2011, 11:30:48 pm »
Yet another chance to see why we sold Ngog.

and didn't appoint coyle.

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Re: 2011/12 Match Of The Day thread
« Reply #2099 on: October 29, 2011, 11:30:55 pm »
Cracking defending by Bolton there

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Re: 2011/12 Match Of The Day thread
« Reply #2100 on: October 29, 2011, 11:31:23 pm »
Clattenburg really does show his red card with some style, doesn't he?
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Re: 2011/12 Match Of The Day thread
« Reply #2101 on: October 29, 2011, 11:31:46 pm »
Shirt pulling should always be at least a yellow. No excuse for it. Its conscious every time, its not like it can be misinterpreted like a mistimed challenge, and so therefore it is cheating.
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Re: 2011/12 Match Of The Day thread
« Reply #2102 on: October 29, 2011, 11:31:49 pm »
Going to be an interesting relegation battle this season I feel.
We may sign Salah, but I'll show my arse in the middle of town if we sign one of VVD or Keita. Not gonna happen.

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Re: 2011/12 Match Of The Day thread
« Reply #2103 on: October 29, 2011, 11:32:10 pm »
Great finish. You cant teach that.
We may sign Salah, but I'll show my arse in the middle of town if we sign one of VVD or Keita. Not gonna happen.

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Re: 2011/12 Match Of The Day thread
« Reply #2104 on: October 29, 2011, 11:32:37 pm »
I heard him on the radio earlier. noticed it. he really was slurring to fuck

Him and gollum had prob hit the wine and bumming hard straight after the game

non football fans often talk of the oppressed homoeroticism in football.... :)

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Re: 2011/12 Match Of The Day thread
« Reply #2105 on: October 29, 2011, 11:32:39 pm »
We may sign Salah, but I'll show my arse in the middle of town if we sign one of VVD or Keita. Not gonna happen.

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Re: 2011/12 Match Of The Day thread
« Reply #2106 on: October 29, 2011, 11:33:16 pm »
So how shit are Bolton then?

Think this is the worst Ive seen them in a while
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Re: 2011/12 Match Of The Day thread
« Reply #2107 on: October 29, 2011, 11:33:30 pm »
It won't happen but Sinclair and Graham should both be close to the next England squad.
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Re: 2011/12 Match Of The Day thread
« Reply #2108 on: October 29, 2011, 11:34:10 pm »
Shirt pulling should always be at least a yellow. No excuse for it. Its conscious every time, its not like it can be misinterpreted like a mistimed challenge, and so therefore it is cheating.
If thats a yellow mate, then id be sent off every game.
We may sign Salah, but I'll show my arse in the middle of town if we sign one of VVD or Keita. Not gonna happen.

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Re: 2011/12 Match Of The Day thread
« Reply #2109 on: October 29, 2011, 11:35:01 pm »
About fucking time!
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Re: 2011/12 Match Of The Day thread
« Reply #2110 on: October 29, 2011, 11:35:08 pm »
Oh dear, I actually laughed at that. :-[

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Re: 2011/12 Match Of The Day thread
« Reply #2111 on: October 29, 2011, 11:35:17 pm »
It won't happen but Sinclair and Graham should both be close to the next England squad.
Do you meaN CLOSE BY, THEY READ THE PAPER WITH THE squad in it? Excuse caps. No idea, plus im lazy!
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Re: 2011/12 Match Of The Day thread
« Reply #2112 on: October 29, 2011, 11:36:06 pm »
Look at that fat senile owl

Thats a fucking pen you twat
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Re: 2011/12 Match Of The Day thread
« Reply #2113 on: October 29, 2011, 11:36:18 pm »
Clear as day. Anyone who thinks that isn't a penalty is a fucking mental.
I trust the King, but if we lose a few more on the trot now - he may have to step aside, and we have to purchase another manager in the middle of the season. If we are relegated, this could be the end of our ambitions to win any title the next 100 years.

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Re: 2011/12 Match Of The Day thread
« Reply #2114 on: October 29, 2011, 11:36:19 pm »
I did an embarrassing little 'woop' when I saw the lino's flag go up there. Luckily there was nothing to hear me but a bottle of Wainwright ;D
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Re: 2011/12 Match Of The Day thread
« Reply #2115 on: October 29, 2011, 11:36:23 pm »
By the way Alan Kayll said it's not good news regarding Gerrard's injury. He said he can't say when but he won't be back anytime soon.
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Re: 2011/12 Match Of The Day thread
« Reply #2116 on: October 29, 2011, 11:36:58 pm »
Here we go again

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Re: 2011/12 Match Of The Day thread
« Reply #2117 on: October 29, 2011, 11:37:00 pm »
Nice to see Roy is consistent, he smiles when penos get given against the baggy fannies as well.
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Re: 2011/12 Match Of The Day thread
« Reply #2118 on: October 29, 2011, 11:37:04 pm »
Laughing after the opposition are awarded a penalty. The man's a fucking nutcase.

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Re: 2011/12 Match Of The Day thread
« Reply #2119 on: October 29, 2011, 11:37:12 pm »
By the way Alan Kayll said it's not good news regarding Gerrard's injury. He said he can't say when but he won't be back anytime soon.
Whos Alan Kayll?