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Re: MOTD 2016/17 thread
« Reply #320 on: October 2, 2016, 11:11:00 pm »
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Re: MOTD 2016/17 thread
« Reply #321 on: October 2, 2016, 11:13:58 pm »
Fucking hell. Have all these twats been thumbing through books looking for Einstein quotes just because that bellend called someone "Einstein" the other week?

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Re: MOTD 2016/17 thread
« Reply #322 on: October 2, 2016, 11:21:48 pm »
Mourinho is a bad loser even when he hasn't actually lost.
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Re: MOTD 2016/17 thread
« Reply #323 on: October 2, 2016, 11:24:13 pm »
Mourinho: I did this, I did that, I did everything right. Not my fault we didn't win.

Diddums. Now fuck off.

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Re: MOTD 2016/17 thread
« Reply #324 on: October 2, 2016, 11:24:17 pm »
Man U wankfest

They drew at home with the team at the bottom of the league

Didn't show the Pogba blatant foul on Joe Allen

Cant believe he got away with that
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Re: MOTD 2016/17 thread
« Reply #325 on: October 2, 2016, 11:24:33 pm »
Wright and Janus in full on damage control mode for Jose's boys here.

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Re: MOTD 2016/17 thread
« Reply #326 on: October 2, 2016, 11:25:00 pm »
German Genas rewriting history here saying this was free flowing from United. He didn't watch this live
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Re: MOTD 2016/17 thread
« Reply #327 on: October 2, 2016, 11:25:28 pm »
Did I watch a different game to Jenas and Wright? Fair enough they missed a few chances but so did Stoke, it wasn't exactly constant pressure at any point.
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Re: MOTD 2016/17 thread
« Reply #328 on: October 2, 2016, 11:25:56 pm »
Man U wankfest

They drew at home with the team at the bottom of the league

Didn't show the Pogba blatant foul on Joe Allen

Cant believe he got away with that
No mention of Herrera's horror tackle either.

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Re: MOTD 2016/17 thread
« Reply #329 on: October 2, 2016, 11:26:34 pm »
No mention of Herrera's horror tackle either.

Or Pogba's choke slam on Joe Allen.
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Re: MOTD 2016/17 thread
« Reply #330 on: October 2, 2016, 11:26:48 pm »
Did I watch a different game to Jenas and Wright? Fair enough they missed a few chances but so did Stoke, it wasn't exactly constant pressure at any point.

You know where BBC HQ is now mate? Self explanatory.
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Re: MOTD 2016/17 thread
« Reply #331 on: October 2, 2016, 11:27:01 pm »
Not a word on the horror challenge? Unreal.
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Re: MOTD 2016/17 thread
« Reply #332 on: October 2, 2016, 11:27:23 pm »
The word 'Analysis' should sue Jermaine Jenas for defamation of character
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Re: MOTD 2016/17 thread
« Reply #333 on: October 2, 2016, 11:29:55 pm »
If these c*nts were realists, they'd have broken down their recent form, and their upcoming fixtures and made it clear that they have their work cut out for them, which they do. They just dropped points to the 19th placed team in the league having spent a clean fortune for fucks sake. If this were us, there would be newspapers with quirky pun headlines regarding Klopp and the Kop or some shite like that. Fucking can't wait for them to take a battering, and I hope it's us that does it.

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Re: MOTD 2016/17 thread
« Reply #334 on: October 2, 2016, 11:30:06 pm »
The keeper did well, made an excellent save from Lingard, but the rest were hardly world class, you'd expect him to save them.   They were making out like he was a cross between Lev Yashin, Sepp Maier and Gordon Banks.  He wasn't, he was just not Shay Given.

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Re: MOTD 2016/17 thread
« Reply #335 on: October 2, 2016, 11:30:32 pm »
Typical ManU bullshit from MOTD why am I not surprised they didnt mention the Herrara "tackle" or the Pogba attack on Allen?
This Klopp fella, hes not bad is he?

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Re: MOTD 2016/17 thread
« Reply #336 on: October 2, 2016, 11:30:58 pm »
If these c*nts were realists, they'd have broken down their recent form, and their upcoming fixtures and made it clear that they have their work cut out for them, which they do. They just dropped points to the 19th placed team in the league having spent a clean fortune for fucks sake. If this were us, there would be newspapers with quirky pun headlines regarding Klopp and the Kop or some shite like that. Fucking can't wait for them to take a battering, and I hope it's us that does it.

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Re: MOTD 2016/17 thread
« Reply #337 on: October 2, 2016, 11:31:01 pm »
Jamie Vardy looks low on confidence, he'd have buried that 1v1 last season.
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Re: MOTD 2016/17 thread
« Reply #338 on: October 2, 2016, 11:31:45 pm »
Vardy would have buried that with ease last year, no doubt about it. Just not going for Leicester this season, is it.
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Re: MOTD 2016/17 thread
« Reply #339 on: October 2, 2016, 11:32:15 pm »
Quite like the look of Redmond this season for Saints. If he could add numbers to his game he'd be a very good player. Works his arse off too.
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Re: MOTD 2016/17 thread
« Reply #340 on: October 2, 2016, 11:33:09 pm »
Worst thing about Jenas (apart from the dull, nonsensical "analysis") is that he always seems to bed on whenever I switch my TV on for football. How director's can't see/hear what us fans see/hear I don't know.
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Re: MOTD 2016/17 thread
« Reply #341 on: October 2, 2016, 11:33:21 pm »
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Re: MOTD 2016/17 thread
« Reply #342 on: October 2, 2016, 11:33:33 pm »
If these c*nts were realists, they'd have broken down their recent form, and their upcoming fixtures and made it clear that they have their work cut out for them, which they do. They just dropped points to the 19th placed team in the league having spent a clean fortune for fucks sake. If this were us, there would be newspapers with quirky pun headlines regarding Klopp and the Kop or some shite like that. Fucking can't wait for them to take a battering, and I hope it's us that does it.

They would also have gone to town on us conceding a soft equaliser, and citing it as a reason why would continue to struggle. Barely a word said about it though.

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Re: MOTD 2016/17 thread
« Reply #343 on: October 2, 2016, 11:34:34 pm »
Should just bin the expert analysis, show the highlights and call it a night. The state of these... fuckin' hell...

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Re: MOTD 2016/17 thread
« Reply #344 on: October 2, 2016, 11:34:44 pm »
Vardy would have buried that with ease last year, no doubt about it. Just not going for Leicester this season, is it.
Leicester must have ran out of fresh virgins to sacrifice.

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Re: MOTD 2016/17 thread
« Reply #345 on: October 2, 2016, 11:35:08 pm »
I also enjoyed the wankfest over Man United's home draw against the mighty Stoke City. Not like they spent hundreds of millions in fees and wages on supposedly world class players and manager or anything. They played with such life! Such daring!
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Re: MOTD 2016/17 thread
« Reply #346 on: October 2, 2016, 11:36:05 pm »
Klopp Flops
Klopp of the Flops

Klopps' Kop Flops.

Hilarious, I'm sure.  ::)
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Re: MOTD 2016/17 thread
« Reply #347 on: October 2, 2016, 11:37:20 pm »
Ah the old, shite tinkerman bullshit from the interviewer. Ranieri should've smacked that twat right there.

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Re: MOTD 2016/17 thread
« Reply #348 on: October 2, 2016, 11:39:50 pm »
Do these lot really get paid for this shite?
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Re: MOTD 2016/17 thread
« Reply #349 on: October 2, 2016, 11:40:15 pm »
That one pass tells you he's a player that passes forward according to Jermaine. Brilliant.
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Re: MOTD 2016/17 thread
« Reply #350 on: October 2, 2016, 11:45:17 pm »
Surely not on my own in thinking that Payet goal wasn't as good as the wankfest suggested?
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Re: MOTD 2016/17 thread
« Reply #351 on: October 2, 2016, 11:46:49 pm »
Henderson goal of the month ;D
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Re: MOTD 2016/17 thread
« Reply #352 on: October 2, 2016, 11:46:57 pm »
Get in there Hendo  ;D ;D
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Re: MOTD 2016/17 thread
« Reply #353 on: October 2, 2016, 11:49:47 pm »
Lovren was clearly just hoofing that miles as it was the last seconds of the game. What's he on about with that "shot or clearance, you decide" nonsense? Prat.

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Re: MOTD 2016/17 thread
« Reply #354 on: October 3, 2016, 12:06:21 am »
Of course one of our own wins, they usually do when it comes down to an online vote ;D Not that it wasn't deserved.


Lovren was clearly just hoofing that miles as it was the last seconds of the game. What's he on about with that "shot or clearance, you decide" nonsense? Prat.
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Re: MOTD 2016/17 thread
« Reply #355 on: October 3, 2016, 12:15:09 am »
The level of punditry was terrible tonight. Just agreed with whatever the presenter said to them and then laughed it off.

They pounced on the opportunity to agree with what Jose said too. United were bang average today and Stoke were Fucking terrible. 
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Re: MOTD 2016/17 thread
« Reply #356 on: October 3, 2016, 12:25:33 am »
I said charisma and personality, he has a personality, he doesn't just tow the same boring lines the rest of them do.

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Re: MOTD 2016/17 thread
« Reply #357 on: October 3, 2016, 02:00:05 am »
Jamie Vardy looks low on confidence, he'd have buried that 1v1 last season.



Too busy doing shite like this.

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Re: MOTD 2016/17 thread
« Reply #358 on: October 3, 2016, 04:25:56 pm »
Is it just me, or does his head not quite fit his body?

I've been saying this for months, he has the tiniest fucking pinhead compared to body size known to man, I'm sure.
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Re: MOTD 2016/17 thread
« Reply #359 on: October 21, 2016, 12:03:13 am »
The S*n going after Gary Lineker apparently, front page tomorrow calling for him to be sacked, because he defended refugees against some of the bullshit they and their ilk have been spouting.



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