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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #200 on: April 9, 2021, 02:34:27 pm »
Kisstory playing Puff Daddy - I'll be missing You in tribute ;D

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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #201 on: April 9, 2021, 02:35:47 pm »
Kisstory playing Puff Daddy - I'll be missing You in tribute ;D

I'm playing Postmortem by Slayer in tribute
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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #202 on: April 9, 2021, 02:37:41 pm »
She was only 13 or 14 when she fell in love with the almost 20 yr old - like Father like son eh Andrew?

Plus Jimmy Saville having his own key to the Palace and giving marriage guidance to Charles and Diana. For me it is inconceivable that the security services didn't know about Saville.
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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #203 on: April 9, 2021, 02:39:14 pm »
Be rude not to...

He never made one hundred.
So nearly but not quite.
A dinosaur, a relic.
Who talked a load of shite.
A man who shot the tigers.
And known for racist gaffe.
And now The chase is cancelled.
You're avin a fuckin laugh!

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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #204 on: April 9, 2021, 02:41:16 pm »
He's killed a tiger, what have you done?

And he was armed only with a biro.
We have to change from doubter to believer. Now.

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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #205 on: April 9, 2021, 02:42:24 pm »
Be rude not to...

He never made one hundred.
So nearly but not quite.
A dinosaur, a relic.
Who talked a load of shite.
A man who shot the tigers.
And known for racist gaffe.
And now The chase is cancelled.
You're avin a fuckin laugh!

Allez, Allez Allez

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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #206 on: April 9, 2021, 02:42:47 pm »
And he was armed only with a biro.

The pen is mightier than the sword.
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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #207 on: April 9, 2021, 02:45:44 pm »
 
Be rude not to...

He never made one hundred.
So nearly but not quite.
A dinosaur, a relic.
Who talked a load of shite.
A man who shot the tigers.
And known for racist gaffe.
And now The chase is cancelled.
You're avin a fuckin laugh!

Allez, Allez Allez

 ;D


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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #208 on: April 9, 2021, 02:46:33 pm »
Didn't he once say he'd like to be reincarnated as a deadly virus?

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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #209 on: April 9, 2021, 02:48:00 pm »
Straight Talker and down to earth according to Nicky Witchell!

Was it Philip who said he can’t stand that man (Witchell) or was that Charles?  I can’t remember, no-one likes Witchell.

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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #210 on: April 9, 2021, 02:48:48 pm »
mate txt to say "every Fucking Radio Station full of Phillip!"

How many records did he make!!?

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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #211 on: April 9, 2021, 02:50:56 pm »
I often wonder about that with Royals. Surely you’d feel like a dick walking around with a chest full of medals, most of which have been give to you by your Mrs/Mum/Grandma.

There was some programme on the other night ten years on from William and Kate’s wedding and Harry looked like he’d come dressed as Colonel Gaddafi for the occasion.

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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #212 on: April 9, 2021, 02:52:04 pm »
RIP old fella.....

My first thought was will we get an extra public holiday, my second one being will Meghan be at the funeral?



Wondering how long before Piers Moron and his ilk blame Meghan for his death.


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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #213 on: April 9, 2021, 02:54:20 pm »
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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #214 on: April 9, 2021, 02:55:40 pm »
There was some programme on the other night ten years on from William and Kate’s wedding and Harry looked like he’d come dressed as Colonel Gaddafi for the occasion.

Normally dressed as Heinrich Himmler isn't he?

mate txt to say "every Fucking Radio Station full of Phillip!"

How many records did he make!!?

I've found a boss playlist, Slayer - Postmortem, Megadeth - Wake Up Dead, Metallica - For Whom the bell tolls, etc, its ace,
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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #215 on: April 9, 2021, 03:00:19 pm »
It’s Getting Hot In Herre.

Not an issue for Andrew.

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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #216 on: April 9, 2021, 03:03:49 pm »
Not an issue for Andrew.

Even when he’s ordered the Sloppy Giuseppe?

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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #217 on: April 9, 2021, 03:06:46 pm »
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Apparently Rooney has been seen sniffing around Windsor Castle looking for liz

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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #218 on: April 9, 2021, 03:07:22 pm »
Be rude not to...

He never made one hundred.
So nearly but not quite.
A dinosaur, a relic.
Who talked a load of shite.
A man who shot the tigers.
And known for racist gaffe.
And now The chase is cancelled.
You're avin a fuckin laugh!

Allez, Allez Allez
Excellent as usual Mike :)

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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #219 on: April 9, 2021, 03:08:55 pm »
Wondering how long before Piers Moron and his ilk blame Meghan for his death.

I'm sure he'll be on it soon enough, he's one vile human being.

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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #220 on: April 9, 2021, 03:09:59 pm »
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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #221 on: April 9, 2021, 03:12:16 pm »
Excellent as usual Mike :)

Cheers....haha feel I have to now after the username change (down to you?)
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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #222 on: April 9, 2021, 03:14:03 pm »
Normally dressed as Heinrich Himmler isn't he?

I've found a boss playlist, Slayer - Postmortem, Megadeth - Wake Up Dead, Metallica - For Whom the bell tolls, etc, its ace,

That's a decent soundtrack on any day of the week

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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #223 on: April 9, 2021, 03:16:29 pm »
Be rude not to...

He never made one hundred.
So nearly but not quite.
A dinosaur, a relic.
Who talked a load of shite.
A man who shot the tigers.
And known for racist gaffe.
And now The chase is cancelled.
You're avin a fuckin laugh!

Allez, Allez Allez

Ha ha


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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #224 on: April 9, 2021, 03:18:50 pm »
That's a decent soundtrack on any day of the week
I'm going for Steely Dan, The Royal Scam.
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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #225 on: April 9, 2021, 03:19:18 pm »
He did so much for this country, its a massive loss and I for one will be there at the state funeral, smashing plates with a full  rave on, as the gun carriage passes.

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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #226 on: April 9, 2021, 03:20:08 pm »
In his own words..

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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #227 on: April 9, 2021, 03:22:58 pm »
In his own words..



That’s Prince Phillip for you. Always behind the times.

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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #228 on: April 9, 2021, 03:23:34 pm »
In his own words..




The dickhead should have died 16 months ago. He'd have been a sensation by now.
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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #229 on: April 9, 2021, 03:27:20 pm »
I'm going for Steely Dan, The Royal Scam.

Is the Pistols God save the Queen a bit too much?
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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #230 on: April 9, 2021, 03:27:40 pm »
I'm going for Steely Dan, The Royal Scam.

Another cracking tume

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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #231 on: April 9, 2021, 03:28:10 pm »
In his own words..



Says the fella with 4 kids and about 10 grandchildren
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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #232 on: April 9, 2021, 03:32:51 pm »

The dickhead should have died 16 months ago.

Can any of us truly say that he didn't?

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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #233 on: April 9, 2021, 03:39:01 pm »
Says the fella with 4 kids and about 10 grandchildren


To be fair, he probably regretted having at least 2 of the kids.
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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #234 on: April 9, 2021, 03:40:18 pm »
Just put Planet Rock back on and this is genuinely the first thing I heard

And I am not frightened of dying
Any time will do, I don't mind
Why should I be frightened of dying?
There's no reason for it, you've gotta go sometime

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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #235 on: April 9, 2021, 03:54:42 pm »
This gaffe always cracked me up, remember hearing about it at school in 1999:

"During a walkabout at an Edinburgh electronics factory, Prince Philip remarked that a fusebox bursting with wires looked "as if it was put in by an Indian". His remark prompted immediate condemnation."

I think he meant to say it was put in by a Cowboy... but with ol' racist grandpa you never know  ;D

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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #236 on: April 9, 2021, 03:57:25 pm »
Apparently Rooney has been seen sniffing around Windsor Castle looking for liz

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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #237 on: April 9, 2021, 03:59:38 pm »
Wondering about funeral attendees.  If it's considered appropriate I'd expect President Biden to attend, and also most likely Obama as well.  Not sure about Trump mind.
not a chance should Biden and other political leaders be allowed to attend. It will be low key, possibly broadcast on TV
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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #238 on: April 9, 2021, 04:00:46 pm »
not a chance should Biden and other political leaders will be allowed to attend. It will be low key, possibly broadcast on TV


Open casket you reckon?

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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #239 on: April 9, 2021, 04:03:02 pm »
This gaffe always cracked me up, remember hearing about it at school in 1999:

"During a walkabout at an Edinburgh electronics factory, Prince Philip remarked that a fusebox bursting with wires looked "as if it was put in by an Indian". His remark prompted immediate condemnation."

I think he meant to say it was put in by a Cowboy... but with ol' racist grandpa you never know  ;D

No, he definitely meant an Indian. Doubt it was racist though, as if you google Indian Wiring you'll find hundreds of pics like the one below. India was in the top 3 worst countries in the world for bad/dangerous wiring


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