If your moral compass is Piers Moron then I ask you to think whether someone who oversaw illegal phone hacking and published fake pictures depicting War Crimes is an appropriate person to look up to. In fact, I'd suggest you're a bit of a c*nt.
Fucking scary looking c*nt
It all went downhill for Beaker when The Muppets was cancelled.
Last time I went there I saw masturbating chimpanzees. Whether you think that's worthy of £22 is up to you. All I'll say is I now have an annual pass.
Fuck me, can tell who Marty Feldman's grandkids are, can't ya?
Some bad kites amongst that shower!