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Re: ASTON VILLA - Beat City and we won't want you relegated. Maybe.
« Reply #2400 on: May 18, 2022, 11:41:20 am »
Can we loan them some of our players for Sunday? Maybe Diaz, one of Salah or Mane?

Would have to be Origi, surely.
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Re: ASTON VILLA - Beat City and we won't want you relegated. Maybe.
« Reply #2401 on: May 18, 2022, 11:46:53 am »
I just hope that if City do beat them with a cricket score (which is quite likely, as they've done that to a lot of teams this season), there won't be a bunch of posts in here off the back of that, saying Gerrard is an awful manager.

People were saying Ancelotti is shite when City went a goal up against Real, I wouldn’t hold your breath…

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Re: ASTON VILLA - Beat City and we won't want you relegated. Maybe.
« Reply #2402 on: May 18, 2022, 12:06:52 pm »
Villa's only chance is that Pep overthinks it.

If only Pep had a habit of doing that in vital must-win games...

It's the one thing that is giving me a glimmer of hope, despite my strong suspicion that City are actually likely to be 3-0 up inside 20 minutes.

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Re: ASTON VILLA - Beat City and we won't want you relegated. Maybe.
« Reply #2403 on: May 18, 2022, 12:11:11 pm »
Get some emergency loan signings in and they've got a strong enough team to beat City.

Martinez, Cash, Hyypia, Klavan, Digne; Gerrard, McAllister, McGinn; Coutinho, Ings, Watkins

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Maybe rotate a bit and bring in some fresh faces on Thursday.  Not too much that Burnley win and drop Everton in deep shit though.

perhaps:

Blunkett, Cash, Konsa, Mings, Digne; Nakamba, Luiz, McGinn; Coutinho, Wonder, Bocelli

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Re: ASTON VILLA - Beat City and we won't want you relegated. Maybe.
« Reply #2404 on: May 18, 2022, 12:12:33 pm »
Can we loan them some of our players for Sunday? Maybe Diaz, one of Salah or Mane?

I'd loan them Klopp to be honest.
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Re: ASTON VILLA - Beat City and we won't want you relegated. Maybe.
« Reply #2405 on: May 18, 2022, 12:13:55 pm »
Maybe rotate a bit and bring in some fresh faces on Thursday.  Not too much that Burnley win and drop Everton in deep shit though.

perhaps:

Blunkett, Cash, Konsa, Mings, Digne; Nakamba, Luiz, McGinn; Coutinho, Wonder, Bocelli

I see what you did there ;)
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Re: ASTON VILLA - Beat City and we won't want you relegated. Maybe.
« Reply #2406 on: May 18, 2022, 12:21:57 pm »
Prince William supports these doesn't he? He's probably supporting City on Sunday after what us horrible Liverpool fans did to him on Saturday. :'(
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Re: ASTON VILLA - Beat City and we won't want you relegated. Maybe.
« Reply #2407 on: May 18, 2022, 12:22:54 pm »
I'd loan them Klopp to be honest.

I'd loan them The Kop...freeze the bollocks off City.
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Re: ASTON VILLA - Beat City and we won't want you relegated. Maybe.
« Reply #2408 on: May 18, 2022, 12:25:41 pm »
Prince William supports these doesn't he? He's probably supporting City on Sunday after what us horrible Liverpool fans did to him on Saturday. :'(

If rumours are to believed he’s got bigger things to worry about ;D

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Re: ASTON VILLA - Beat City and we won't want you relegated. Maybe.
« Reply #2409 on: May 18, 2022, 12:47:14 pm »
If rumours are to believed he’s got bigger things to worry about ;D

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Re: ASTON VILLA - Beat City and we won't want you relegated. Maybe.
« Reply #2410 on: May 18, 2022, 12:58:18 pm »
If rumours are to believed he’s got bigger things to worry about ;D

Ooh, I'm off to Google now (is it safe for work?!)
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Re: ASTON VILLA - Beat City and we won't want you relegated. Maybe.
« Reply #2411 on: May 18, 2022, 01:10:09 pm »
Ooh, I'm off to Google now (is it safe for work?!)

I googled "prince william rumour". A suggestion of a fairly run of the mill scandal compared to what others have (allegedly) been up to.
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Re: ASTON VILLA - Beat City and we won't want you relegated. Maybe.
« Reply #2412 on: May 18, 2022, 01:11:25 pm »
If it's the 'Father Like Son' stuff, it's been floating around for years, all of a sudden it's popped back up again.  He has a type...allegedly.

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Re: ASTON VILLA - Beat City and we won't want you relegated. Maybe.
« Reply #2413 on: May 18, 2022, 01:25:08 pm »
With or without the lid?

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Re: ASTON VILLA - Beat City and we won't want you relegated. Maybe.
« Reply #2414 on: May 19, 2022, 07:41:34 pm »
I’ll even cheer the Duke of Cambridge.
No, fuck that, that’s a step too far.

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Re: ASTON VILLA - Beat City and we won't want you relegated. Maybe.
« Reply #2415 on: May 19, 2022, 07:48:12 pm »
I’ll even cheer the Duke of Cambridge.
No, fuck that, that’s a step too far.

Ill be singing GSTQ if we win the league on Sunday, I'll even blast out Z cars or whatever their we dont care about the redshite anthem is, too drunk to notice.  ;D
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Re: ASTON VILLA - Beat City and we won't want you relegated. Maybe.
« Reply #2416 on: May 19, 2022, 08:07:42 pm »
I’ll even cheer the Duke of Cambridge.
No, fuck that, that’s a step too far.

They have a number of weird fans. William, David Cameron (or is it West Ham he supports?), Gianluca Pagliuca and Tom Hanks. I'm are there are a few others as well.
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Re: ASTON VILLA - Beat City and we won't want you relegated. Maybe.
« Reply #2417 on: May 19, 2022, 08:17:33 pm »
They have a number of weird fans. William, David Cameron (or is it West Ham he supports?), Gianluca Pagliuca and Tom Hanks. I'm are there are a few others as well.

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Re: ASTON VILLA - Beat City and we won't want you relegated. Maybe.
« Reply #2418 on: May 20, 2022, 08:44:38 am »
These didn't look very good last night at all.

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Re: ASTON VILLA - Beat City and we won't want you relegated. Maybe.
« Reply #2419 on: May 20, 2022, 10:32:11 am »
These didn't look very good last night at all.

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Re: ASTON VILLA - Beat City and we won't want you relegated. Maybe.
« Reply #2420 on: May 20, 2022, 10:35:28 am »
These didn't look very good last night at all.

It’s not like they’re in a particularly false position. There’s reason why they’ve been floating about in the bottom half. They do at least carry a bit of threat on the break compared to some, and that’s what you need if you are going to sneak anything away at City.

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Re: ASTON VILLA - Beat City and we won't want you relegated. Maybe.
« Reply #2421 on: May 20, 2022, 11:15:08 am »
It’s not like they’re in a particularly false position. There’s reason why they’ve been floating about in the bottom half. They do at least carry a bit of threat on the break compared to some, and that’s what you need if you are going to sneak anything away at City.

True. Their defence is terrible, Mings and his chewing gum are a liability.

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Re: ASTON VILLA - Beat City and we won't want you relegated. Maybe.
« Reply #2422 on: May 21, 2022, 03:40:13 pm »
Apparently on Stevies request, for one game only, the Villa badge for tomorrow!

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Re: ASTON VILLA - Beat City and we won't want you relegated. Maybe.
« Reply #2423 on: May 21, 2022, 04:36:36 pm »
C'mon Villa, European Cup winners gotta help one another out against these fake clubs!

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Re: ASTON VILLA - Beat City and we won't want you relegated. Maybe.
« Reply #2424 on: May 21, 2022, 05:52:08 pm »
Apparently on Stevies request, for one game only, the Villa badge for tomorrow!

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Re: ASTON VILLA - Beat City and we won't want you relegated. Maybe.
« Reply #2425 on: May 21, 2022, 07:48:27 pm »
It’s not like they’re in a particularly false position. There’s reason why they’ve been floating about in the bottom half. They do at least carry a bit of threat on the break compared to some, and that’s what you need if you are going to sneak anything away at City.
That position is dragged down by their home form.
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Re: ASTON VILLA - a lovely bunch of people
« Reply #2427 on: May 21, 2022, 11:30:01 pm »
Hopefully tomorrow is the day when Coutinho wakes up and remembers he’s absolutely fucking exceptional at football and the last 5 years have just been a bit weird.

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Re: ASTON VILLA - a lovely bunch of people
« Reply #2428 on: May 21, 2022, 11:31:16 pm »
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Re: ASTON VILLA - a lovely bunch of people
« Reply #2429 on: May 21, 2022, 11:37:16 pm »
Good luck to stevie and his players here’s praying but don’t hold much hope and if it doesn’t go to plan can get back to hating these brummie tw&ts who live on their 1 European cup and fu@k all else

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Re: ASTON VILLA - a lovely bunch of people
« Reply #2430 on: May 21, 2022, 11:52:55 pm »
Channel the spirit of Dennis Mortimer and Nigel Spink and the boys of the 80’s and fuck these sportswashed manc c*nts!

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Re: ASTON VILLA - a lovely bunch of people
« Reply #2431 on: May 21, 2022, 11:55:10 pm »
I will listen to Nigel Kennedy non stop for the next week if Villa beat Abu Dhabi Sportswash FC.

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Re: ASTON VILLA - a lovely bunch of people
« Reply #2432 on: May 22, 2022, 08:49:23 am »
Good luck to stevie and his players here’s praying but don’t hold much hope and if it doesn’t go to plan can get back to hating these brummie tw&ts who live on their 1 European cup and fu@k all else

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Re: ASTON VILLA - a lovely bunch of people
« Reply #2433 on: May 22, 2022, 09:21:18 am »
Aston Villa - a great bunch of lads.

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Re: ASTON VILLA - a lovely bunch of people
« Reply #2434 on: May 22, 2022, 09:23:46 am »
Losers.

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Re: ASTON VILLA - a lovely bunch of people
« Reply #2435 on: May 22, 2022, 09:33:59 am »
On the Guardian site, the roundup of football clubs, only two had Liverpool as 'The worst fans'

Chelsea and... Villa..


Aston Villa:

Best/worst away fans West Ham were best, on the crest of a wave and loving it. Worst? Liverpool, silent until they took the lead (since 1965).



Let's face it, whatever we say on an internet Website won't change the course of the results by one iota. Villa are shite and no way getting any result against Manchester City. Still hope you get relegated wannabe Brummie twats :)
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Re: ASTON VILLA - a lovely bunch of people
« Reply #2436 on: May 22, 2022, 12:52:01 pm »
Villa, Villa, Villlaaaaa
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Re: ASTON VILLA - a lovely bunch of people
« Reply #2437 on: May 22, 2022, 01:00:29 pm »
Villa have always been my 2nd team. UTV!

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Re: ASTON VILLA - a lovely bunch of people
« Reply #2438 on: May 22, 2022, 01:04:16 pm »
On the Guardian site, the roundup of football clubs, only two had Liverpool as 'The worst fans'

Chelsea and... Villa..


Aston Villa:

Best/worst away fans West Ham were best, on the crest of a wave and loving it. Worst? Liverpool, silent until they took the lead (since 1965).



Let's face it, whatever we say on an internet Website won't change the course of the results by one iota. Villa are shite and no way getting any result against Manchester City. Still hope you get relegated wannabe Brummie twats :)

Was it Villa's little battle for top four with us under Rafa that led to them having some beef with us? I remember they had about a four season run where they came close but fucked it every time.

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Re: ASTON VILLA - a lovely bunch of people
« Reply #2439 on: May 22, 2022, 01:05:14 pm »
I think they'll get spanked to be honest
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