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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #200 on: April 17, 2016, 01:08:24 am »


Sorry it must have sent from my pocket [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #201 on: April 17, 2016, 01:16:50 am »


Sorry it must have sent from my pocket [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
Seen that before only time I would back collymore.

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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #202 on: April 17, 2016, 01:21:30 am »
Lescott has that big head so Stan needs to avoid the headbutts  but I fancy Stan on this one.

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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #203 on: April 17, 2016, 01:21:42 am »
Seen that before only time I would back collymore.
Have you seen the entirety of what Lescott said. He's harsh but he's also been massively misquoted
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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #204 on: April 17, 2016, 01:23:41 am »
Good fucking riddance Villa.
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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #205 on: April 17, 2016, 01:28:44 am »

Sorry it must have sent from my pocket [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Shithouse behaviour from Collymore to publicly post that, especially before Lescott even had the chance to respond. Lescott tried to do it privately, but Collymore had to throw it out in public like the attention whore he is. Him and his mate Cundy will do whatever it takes to cause outrage and get more listeners on TalkShite

Hopefully they both knock each other out simultaneously
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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #206 on: April 17, 2016, 01:32:50 am »
You'd think Collymore was the model Villa player, the way he's going on.
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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #207 on: April 17, 2016, 01:51:17 am »
He shouldn't really be asking Collymore if he wants to sort it out as men anyway, that's far beyond him.
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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #208 on: April 17, 2016, 02:38:55 am »
Dry your eyes mate....


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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #209 on: April 17, 2016, 02:56:05 am »
Shithouse behaviour from Collymore to publicly post that, especially before Lescott even had the chance to respond. Lescott tried to do it privately, but Collymore had to throw it out in public like the attention whore he is. Him and his mate Cundy will do whatever it takes to cause outrage and get more listeners on TalkShite

Hopefully they both knock each other out simultaneously
Totally agree.

Also I tried to post a tweet using the material from my jeans, jacket, and t-shirt. Doesn't work. Collymore is a lying shithouse.
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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #210 on: April 17, 2016, 06:44:49 am »
I think Collymore will find Lescott a bit more challenging in a "fight" than his usual opponent

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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #211 on: April 17, 2016, 08:34:23 am »
Seen that before only time I would back collymore.
I wound`t back Collymore with anything mate including this. He`s a shithouse wife beater who`s just had a private conversation and shown it to the world when he`s been challenged to a face to face chat.

Utter fucking shithouse.

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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #212 on: April 17, 2016, 09:16:22 am »
Commiserations to Manchester United - this means they know have to compete 38 games as opposed to 36 and will also no longer start the season on six points.



Good point. Last time they probably lost there was back when Hansen came up with the famous quote.
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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #213 on: April 17, 2016, 09:19:17 am »
I wound`t back Collymore with anything mate including this. He`s a shithouse wife beater who`s just had a private conversation and shown it to the world when he`s been challenged to a face to face chat.

Utter fucking shithouse.
I take it you don't really like the man then?
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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #214 on: April 17, 2016, 01:22:00 pm »
Since when does Collymore fight men??

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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #215 on: April 17, 2016, 04:56:47 pm »
Pardon my ignorance by why exactly is there so much hatred against Villa? Is there some history among the clubs that I may have missed?

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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #216 on: April 17, 2016, 05:00:15 pm »
hahahahahahahahhahahahaha.
nice to have it finally confirmed.
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too good for rafa,
just as a big a club as liverpool

all clubs have their section of knob head fan but I've never met a villa fan who wasn't an absolute bell end.

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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #217 on: April 17, 2016, 05:08:06 pm »
i'm with lescott on this one.

man code violation by collymore. keep it in house.

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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #218 on: April 17, 2016, 06:43:07 pm »
I take it you don't really like the man then?
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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #219 on: April 17, 2016, 06:46:45 pm »
Pardon my ignorance by why exactly is there so much hatred against Villa? Is there some history among the clubs that I may have missed?
I think most reds missed it mate. It stems from when Rafa tried to buy Gareth Barry when he was still a Villa player and since then the Villa fans invented this fucking weird rivalry with us and have been vicious c*nts towards us ever since. They were delighted when we nearly entered administration under the two tumours and they have delighted in anything that has gone wrong for us since.

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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #221 on: April 17, 2016, 07:15:26 pm »


Birmingham fans having a good laugh at Villa's expense I see. I can't stand their shitty club either.

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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #222 on: April 17, 2016, 07:19:41 pm »
what is it with brummies and parties on trains?

i'm 45 next month so might have my party on a train, can't see the rest of the passengers being happy with the beak and strippers though

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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #223 on: April 17, 2016, 08:00:32 pm »
Ron won one

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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #224 on: April 17, 2016, 08:09:40 pm »
Pardon my ignorance by why exactly is there so much hatred against Villa? Is there some history among the clubs that I may have missed?

Ok i'll bite
Villa fans have some sort of weird rivalry with us, think they're on par with us
Goading us when we were days away from administration under the cancers, chants of USA, USA ecc, funny that boot is on the other foot now
Turning there noses up when Rafa was linked to Villa only Ancelotti  was good enough, again boot is on the other foot now.
First time in a cup final for 15 years instead half the Villa fans troll Steven Gerrard because he won't get to play in a cup final on his birthday.

Good fucking riddance.
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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #225 on: April 17, 2016, 09:05:23 pm »
Villa fans have some sort of weird rivalry with us, think they're on par with us
Goading us when we were days away from administration under the cancers, chants of USA, USA ecc, funny that boot is on the other foot now
Turning there noses up when Rafa was linked to Villa only Ancelotti  was good enough, again boot is on the other foot now.
First time in a cup final for 15 years instead half the Villa fans troll Steven Gerrard because he won't get to play in a cup final on his birthday.

I wonder if they have gone a bit mental over the years, not had their city rival in the same division for a while and had drifted along for so long in that non-entity zone where they were never competing for anything nor in relegation battles that they pounced on that Gareth Barry bid as a reason for us to be their rivals and gone on from there.


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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #226 on: April 17, 2016, 09:09:56 pm »
Pardon my ignorance by why exactly is there so much hatred against Villa? Is there some history among the clubs that I may have missed?

They've just been a shit stain in this league for a long time now. Flirting with relegation and generally doing nothing.

Shit fans. Shit club.

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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #227 on: April 17, 2016, 09:14:28 pm »
Favourite away ground (always seem to win) ahh well!
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« Reply #228 on: April 17, 2016, 09:19:55 pm »
I wonder if they have gone a bit mental over the years, not had their city rival in the same division for a while and had drifted along for so long in that non-entity zone where they were never competing for anything nor in relegation battles that they pounced on that Gareth Barry bid as a reason for us to be their rivals and gone on from there.

That's where it seem to start.

Weird getting used to seeing a big fat R next to Aston Villa, when looking at the league table. ;D
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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #229 on: April 17, 2016, 09:21:22 pm »
I wound`t back Collymore with anything mate including this. He`s a shithouse wife beater who`s just had a private conversation and shown it to the world when he`s been challenged to a face to face chat.

Utter fucking shithouse.

Spot on, the cheek on that knob ed is staggering when you consider his past .
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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #230 on: April 17, 2016, 09:25:42 pm »
Weird getting used to seeing a big fat R next to Aston Villa, when looking at the league table. ;D

Fingers crossed that Martinez can accomplish the same feat for Everton next year.

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« Reply #231 on: April 17, 2016, 09:26:55 pm »
Fingers crossed that Martinez can accomplish the same feat for Everton next year.

That'd be too funny. ;D
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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #232 on: April 18, 2016, 01:27:57 am »
Why on earth would you be happy about Villa being relegated?

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« Reply #233 on: April 18, 2016, 03:48:24 am »
Did they really appoint Tim Sherwood as their manager. I mean seriously. What the fuck.

Unfuckingbelievable, even now

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« Reply #234 on: April 18, 2016, 05:59:20 am »
To be honest though, with the way things panned out for them, they may as well of left him in charge to see if he could've got them out of trouble. Because appointing Garde ended up being a complete waste of time.

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« Reply #235 on: April 18, 2016, 06:02:25 am »
Rafa says hi  :wave

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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #236 on: April 18, 2016, 09:51:52 am »
Rafa says hi  :wave



Considering Newcastle's predicament, I'm not sure that's the best quip.  ;)

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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #237 on: April 18, 2016, 09:52:26 am »
I think they'll do a Wolves now, they're absolutely abysmal and have been in the relegation zone for years but always managed to get away with it. Not this time.

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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #238 on: April 18, 2016, 10:11:26 am »
Bye bye.
How long will it take them to come back?

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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #239 on: April 18, 2016, 10:20:48 am »


Sorry it must have sent from my pocket [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

What? He is asking for a physical fight? Is he not just asking him to sit down and talk it out?