Author Topic: Eyewitness Report: West Ham United 1 - Liverpool FC 2 (Take that you Walrus!)  (Read 7189 times)

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My irrational dislike of West Ham is probably well known. I don’t hate the fans. I don’t particularly mind their existence. It’s just something I can’t put my head around to bring myself to work it out fully. The early scars are embedded I guess. The journey to the ground is a relatively easy one via London Waterloo and the Jubilee Line to West Ham and then a change on to the District Line for Upton Park so it’s not the getting there. Who cares really? They are another team on the journey to beat.

When you get out of the station and turn right it begins to hit you. Will the Irons batter us? Will their Hammer come down like the mighty Thor and be swung with guile and brute force to cast aside this Liverpool who dare to dream in East London?

This is Sam. This is Allardyce. This is not going to happen so they can hammer away all they like. The only hammer time I’m expecting is one blasting from a T-reg souped up Ford Fiesta cruising the mean Green Streets of Wesht ‘Ahhhm.

Joking aside one thing we can all relate to is waiting for others pre-match. A ritual within its own right. Either passed nearby at a pub or, if you’re a non-drinker like myself, outside the ground. Waiting with Chivasino we chewed the fat on what could be a momentous day. Twitter and Facebook for team news and a chat with Alan_X and his matchday clobber (he was relaxed and casual in a “Hassinator would probably approve” kind of way). My nerves showed. I said something along the lines of this is a game we should probably win but I’m waiting for that feeling of “should” to go to “will”. Minus the “probably”. I keep thinking that having some nerves is ok. If it is all plain sailing go in to the match I’m taken back to West Bromwich away and being too confident of the win. That win didn’t come.

Whilst waiting we made our way to the outside of the away turnstiles. I thought it would be a bit cruel to take a snap of the lad with the cardboard sign asking for a ticket. That card must have passed through at least 4 to 5 sets of hands as each time I saw it someone else was holding it. Spares for the game are nearly as extinct as the dodo. It’s a tough place to be looking for a ticket at a ground and I empathise with anyone who’s trying. You want in. Desperately. To say you were part of the journey to the promised land and to cheer on the team you follow so passionately. I don’t think anyone who’s just chancing it would go so far as to using a sign. Never seen it before and I suspect it will be out again at more matches.

Everyone arrives at once. Turnstiles done, very very wet floors await as well as the hustle to get on to the terraces and we’re underway. Once in, I realised where Row S and seat 89 actually was and look down at the goal. This proved rather handy later (no pun intended).

First half

It teased. In pockets the play was predictably bitty in that we pushed them out and wide. They were getting a bit of luck via Demel and Diame. Downing had a rush of blood and got down a few times. Even did a trademark overhit cross as well as the other trademark of disappearing in the murky shadows of the Boleyn Ground.

A free kick came and happened in a flash. I'd just finished my usual look around the ground of what's what and what's where and the ball then just whizz over the bar. Had that gone in what came after may have been different.

West Ham did try and play a bit of football. I say a bit as they did pass and go wide as mentioned earlier but they didn't capitalise and we almost did.

And we hit the post. At one point looked like it was going over. Me of little faith. I should have known better. Suarez clips the bar and West Ham breathes a sigh of relief

Our play improved from this point. We battled harder and let's not assume that they didn't want a fight of sorts. They wanted to be physical at times and push into our players. Skrtel and Sakho though were more than capable. They obviously went for Flanagan as the perceived easy target and Jon rode whatever they put in front of him.

As the on pitch battles ensued so did our singing. Can't speak for other areas but everyone around me was happy to belt out a song and just keep going. Back on pitch it was the same. They came forward. We defended. We went forward. They blocked

They gave a penalty. We'd been a threat on the break but the final product had either been saved, blocked or skied. Up stepped the captain. No doubt in my mind.

1-0.

So. Seeing is believing and what followed is farcical. West Ham attack, ball comes across and Andy slap come face strokes Mignolet. Ball bundled and flag goes up. Demel puts in back of net. Everyone and I mean everyone saw the linesman flag. Carroll clearly came into Simon and caused the inability to keep it. I will never understand the referees decision. He gives the goal and he then goes to the linesman and still, STILL, holds on to his belief

1-1. Anthony Taylor deserves everything being verbally thrown his way

Half time musings

• Jimmy Saville chant directed at a fan. Couldn’t see at who or why
• Followed by “You're on the register”. They sang so loud they missed the penalty. We're in the lead. End of chant
• Alan Devonshire. I think he was in a Panini sticker album of mine at some point. Probably hard to swap too.
• Wonder what the half time talk will be? What will we change?
• Hello Lucas :)
• If the bubble machine breaks down or runs out of fairy liquid West Ham are done for… the shopkeepers are watching the cricket.
• Need to vary my daughter’s TV viewing. I have a rather annoying “Baby Annabel” ad tune going round in my head!

Second half

Lucas on. Coutinho off. We’re either going to trounce them or get trounced. I don’t think we want a draw. Doesn’t help seeing Carroll coming in for a corner. He still runs off in that lazy non-urgent way. When he was at Liverpool I had time for Andy. He’s gone. My time for him long dissipated too. Much like the first half there are a lot of battles for the ball and ultimately control of the game and who will dictate the pace.

We’ll keep singing. That battle long been won by us. That one corner of noise banging  away at “blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah ahhhrrrmeeee” isn’t making much sense to me. Unsure what it’s like for those watching on TV but my match experience thus far has been singing, seeing a lot of fouls and something just waiting to bubble over into us trouncing them. We’re not getting trounced anymore. That feeling has gone. The draw is a distant memory.

As is an attempt on goal. I think we all woke up when Andy crashed the bar. Sturridge had just gone close having shot straight at Adrian. I don’t think we’d fallen asleep at the back but the header came from nowhere. Nothing came after that from West Ham that troubled us. The smack of the bar was loud enough to set poetry in motion. Some great movement led to Sturridge hitting it hard but it sadly going over the bar. I didn’t even notice that Lucas had been coming further forward until what happened next.

Looking on from where I was sat he’s on the left. Flanagan right and progressing. Lucas receives pass and gives pass and Adrian fouls. I’ll like to clarify something here. It was a penalty. Straight away the West Ham fans who could see it knew it. Liverpool fans knew too. We were in the best place to see it. From my angle I see Adrian go into him and bring him down after Flanagan put it past him. For one gentleman in the row in front of me it all got too much. He couldn’t watch the penalty. I motioned to him all would be ok and to look.

He didn’t. So much for my convincing skills… 2-1. Let the battering commence. And yes. Steven Gerrard IS our captain. This feels good :D

It so nearly came too. Moments later Suarez is in but West Ham defend in a West Ham way. Even after that Sturridge is set free again but volleys it to Adrian. Suarez again does the crossbar challenge from the first half… dare I say even better than the first half attempt with the outside of his foot. Like everyone else I wished that had gone in. More Suarez. More Sterling but no more goals. Final whistle and it’s 2-1.

We are top of the league. Singing “We are Liverpool” at the end was never-ending it seemed. The only bit that I can say annoyed me is when Sturridge came over to give his shirt. I don’t know who it was who wouldn’t give it to the intended person he threw it to. Daniel shouldn’t have to implore with you to do the right thing.

The walk back was a funny one. Learning from last year that Upton Park would be rammed I walked to Plaistow instead. The old adage of “everyone’s a pundit” is so true but oh so funny. Here are a few snippets of the fans from West Ham I overheard

“You can see dat he’s a cheetin’ git. Wen dey got dat pen ‘n’ after-erds in all. Dat Gerrarrh knees lockin’ up”
“Gerrard’s one of the best mi-feeldurs in der worl’. Das why we lost it lad”
“Allardyced again. Put it up. Andy knock down. Rinse and repeat.”
“Ann-unny. Ann-unny.”
“Same time next week old boy fer Fat Sam’s adventures”

For me it was three points and real feeling of what will happen next? Deep down inside I feel this. I believe. I convince myself not to be over-confident and to exhibit some nerves as being cocky isn’t in my nature. I randomly say things to the missus along the lines of “note the time, note the date, Liverpool are going to win the league. Mark my words”. I won’t be at the Manchester City match as my wife is running the London Marathon. She’s got until 1.37pm to finish it.

I’m nice. If she can’t manage that then she’s got an extra 2 hours.

My next visit to Anfield will be on Tuesday 15th April. I don’t know what to write before it. I don’t know how I could write after it. I’ve always felt like many as someone on the outside looking in on others grief. I lost no-one. I wasn’t there. This is never about the ‘I’ though. We all lost someone. We all were there.

We will always be there together.

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Beautiful as ever mate, I'm jealous of you both getting to the game and your way with words!
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Beautiful as ever mate, I'm jealous of you both getting to the game and your way with words!

I'm jealous of everyone going to the Man City match
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My next visit to Anfield will be on Tuesday 15th April. I don’t know what to write before it. I don’t know how I could write after it. I’ve always felt like many as someone on the outside looking in on others grief. I lost no-one. I wasn’t there. This is never about the ‘I’ though. We all lost someone. We all were there.

We will always be there together.
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A great report and a great read as usual Harinder. :)

They were singing the Jimmy Saville stuff at an oldish guy at the front not far from us, near the big screen, I have seen the guy at a lot of aways and he is a laugh, always shouting stuff at the home fans.

They sang 'you're on the register' and 'you're only here for the kids'.

He has a load of grey hair so I guess that was what started it off, he was going mad, calling them allsorts of stuff.   
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Great stuff my friend. I've enjoyed all your match reports. The humour, sights, sounds and smells and I really like how much of what's in your heart you put down.

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A great report and a great read as usual Harinder. :)

They were singing the Jimmy Saville stuff at an oldish guy at the front not far from us, near the big screen, I have seen the guy at a lot of aways and he is a laugh, always shouting stuff at the home fans.

They sang 'you're on the register' and 'you're only here for the kids'.

He has a load of grey hair so I guess that was what started it off, he was going mad, calling them allsorts of stuff.

They soon shut up  ;D
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Thanks for the nice comments folks. I enjoy writing these... makes me happy I can still remember the day before the day after!
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Harinder fab report as usual!!!  JFT96

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For one gentleman in the row in front of me it all got too much. He couldn’t watch the penalty.
Brilliant again mate.
I've never understood how anyone can deprive themselves of the joy of seeing the net ripple when the balance of probability is positive.

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Harinder, your eyewitness reports have become one of the highlights of RAWK.
Great stuff again, and many thanks for taking the time to write them and post them up.
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Very nice read as many you've done. You make it really vivid and clear, its very immersing and great fun. Thank you.
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I bloody love these. It's closest thing to a proxy of being there I can find :)
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brilliant and enjoyable read as always Harinder
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Brilliant again mate.
I've never understood how anyone can deprive themselves of the joy of seeing the net ripple when the balance of probability is positive.

I don't watch peno's ever. Always have my head in my hands and listen for the cheer

You may call me a shithouse but I'm convinced I'm the reason Stevie has knocked them in all season, if I started watching them now it'd be my fault he missed wouldn't it!

Think that's my only football 'superstition' but I've stuck with it for years and am not changing now

Boss write up Harinder  8)

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First time I've started reading your Eyewitness Report's.

They are just exceptional.

Going through your old posts now like a stalker and reading your past reports.

Thanks very much, makes us feel like we were there..and not 6000 miles away in Malaysia.

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Brilliant again, Harinder.

I dont get to games, home or away, these days. But for fans overseas who might only get to see a preseason Friendly - with the emphasis on "friend" you really capture some of the realness, the griminess of the matchgoer's experience that can never come across on the tv screen.
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Thanks for the nice comments folks. I enjoy writing these... makes me happy I can still remember the day before the day after!

Fast becoming a ritual.  Commentate on the game, re-watch the game, spend hours browsing RAWK & LFC related stuff, waiting and waiting for you, E2K and PoP (amonst others) to beautifully sum up each of these plateaus in this wonderful season.

Thank you

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Awesome post as usual. The bit about the fan not watching the penalty is hard hitting stuff, I walked out from my house. I was shaking. I want it so bad
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Great read mate.

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First time I've started reading your Eyewitness Report's.

They are just exceptional.

Going through your old posts now like a stalker and reading your past reports.

Thanks very much, makes us feel like we were there..and not 6000 miles away in Malaysia.

YNWA

What a fantastic idea... ;D  think I'll go back to some of the earlier ones... a great way to pass some time until the weekend!  Think someone mentioned that perhaps they could be collated into one thread...
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"My next visit to Anfield will be on Tuesday 15th April. I don’t know what to write before it. I don’t know how I could write after it. I’ve always felt like many as someone on the outside looking in on others grief. I lost no-one. I wasn’t there. This is never about the ‘I’ though. We all lost someone. We all were there.

We will always be there together.

Justice for the 96. We never ever walk alone"

I think you have just introduced the nail to the hammer. I for one appreciate all your efforts in support of the campaign - knowing people care is what keeps people going. "We've never walked alone!"
Great read as always.
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Enjoyable read as always Harinder. Keep em comin!!

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This is Sam. This is Allardyce. This is not going to happen so they can hammer away all they like. The only hammer time I’m expecting is one blasting from a T-reg souped up Ford Fiesta cruising the mean Green Streets of Wesht ‘Ahhhm.

lmao.

Great post again!
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My next visit to Anfield will be on Tuesday 15th April. I don’t know what to write before it. I don’t know how I could write after it. I’ve always felt like many as someone on the outside looking in on others grief. I lost no-one. I wasn’t there. This is never about the ‘I’ though. We all lost someone. We all were there.

We will always be there together.

Justice for the 96. We never ever walk alone

Love this particularly.
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Great read Harinder, and certainly more entertaining than Fat Sam's lot!
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terrific thanks harinder
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Thanks again for everyone's comments. Hopefully someone is inspired to do Man City  :)
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I'm jealous of everyone going to the Man City match

Me too, I will be on a plane to Munich just as the game kicks off  :'(

I will never, repeat never let my PA book a flight during the football season without approving it myself again :no