Topic: 7he Manches7er Uni7ed 7hread - NO GREENWOOD/ANTONY*

[Tokyoite]

If they beat City he may survive, I'm thinking better that United get tonked in the final than Coventry, remember Watford when they got there, waste of time

Not a chance they beat Abu Dhabi. Coventry had more of a chance of beating United than United have of beating Abu Dhabi imo.
It will be another one-sided final.

Antony time and time again proves to be a classless, pathetic c*nt of a man. You know it's bad when even United fans cannot stand the side of him.

[Mister Flip Flop]

Well well, who would of thought it. United take advantage of another crap VAR decision

[Gaz123456]

Corner well and truly turned

[Clint Eastwood]

Antony is such a bellend. I'd absolutely hate it if he played for us.

[PaulF]

Bit of class there from Maguire in fairness to him. Anthony is a pathetic human being.

Aside from his Greek tragedy, he seems OK.
Sure he's not a top defender, but he knuckled down and worked hard when they were trying to hound him out.
He's one of the few there that genuinely seem to give a shit.

[Koplass]

Saw a comment on the BBC live feed yesterday from a United fan -

"I'll be forever grateful to Antony for his equaliser against Liverpool that gave me the best football day of my life"

Really??  I know we joke about being their cup final but that's hilarious!

[RedForeverTT]

If they beat City he may survive, I'm thinking better that United get tonked in the final than Coventry, remember Watford when they got there, waste of time

The 2019 final with Troy Deeney was a fucking waste of time.

The 1984 final was the arrival of John Barnes

[Black Bull Nova]

Not a chance they beat Abu Dhabi. Coventry had more of a chance of beating United than United have of beating Abu Dhabi imo.
It will be another one-sided final.

Antony time and time again proves to be a classless, pathetic c*nt of a man. You know it's bad when even United fans cannot stand the side of him.

I may have to stick up for United, partly because I hate both clubs but City probably more these days, but mainly it will depend on how the league shapes up. As only 4 teams will qualify for the CL now (almost certain, the Germans would have to implode and Villa win all their games left in the ECL) then if United win the FA cup then they will qualify ahead of Newcastle even if they finish below them.


Call me petty but I want Newcastle to either out of Europe or in the conference, preferably Vanarama but UEFA I mean.

[Statto Red]

Erik ten hag has been offered another job already! The Great Britain Tobogganing Team have said they have been looking for years for someone who can push a team downhill at that sort of speed

[Black Bull Nova]

Erik ten hag has been offered another job already! The Great Britain Tobogganing Team have said they have been looking for years for someone who can push a team downhill at that sort of speed

He's joining Moyes, Solskaer and Ralph as a four man downhill specialist team

[smutchin]

From my United-supporting mate:
“So Inter have won the Serie A title by a country mile with three United rejects in the squad, having sold a fourth in the close season while selling us their goalkeeper.
Wondering if there has been something suspect about our recruitment strategy for a while now…”

No shit, Sherlock!

[Peabee]

Someone should do a highlight reel for Antony for this season: celebrating like he's won the World Cup against Newport, shushing Coventry City players after Coventry came back from 3-0 down to 4-3 only for VAR to save United, and that silly fucking pirouette.

[Paul JH]

Someone should do a highlight reel for Antony for this season: celebrating like he's won the World Cup against Newport, shushing Coventry City players after Coventry came back from 3-0 down to 4-3 only for VAR to save United, and that silly fucking pirouette.

You missed when he was asked to play out of position against us in extra time in the FA Cup and spent the next 2 minutes crying, whingeing to teammates and throwing a strop about it.

[MJD-L4]

You missed when he was asked to play out of position against us in extra time in the FA Cup and spent the next 2 minutes crying, whingeing to teammates and throwing a strop about it.

& when he should have been sent off at City about 2 minutes after coming on...

[MJD-L4]

Ten Haag presser today:

"No, I absolutely can't understand the reaction [from the media]. You asked the question: 'Was it embarrassing?' No, the reaction from you was embarrassing. We were clearly very lucky in the end with the penalties, but we made it to the final and that is a huge achievement. Twice in two years is magnificent. For me as a manager, four cup finals in four years"

Dead man walking.

[Legs]

Ten Haag presser today:

"No, I absolutely can't understand the reaction [from the media]. You asked the question: 'Was it embarrassing?' No, the reaction from you was embarrassing. We were clearly very lucky in the end with the penalties, but we made it to the final and that is a huge achievement. Twice in two years is magnificent. For me as a manager, four cup finals in four years"

Dead man walking.

Absolutely and he will know it too.

In his defence though he does say they were lucky and the record books shows they are in the final that’s all that matters really.

I will be amazed if he is manager next season there.i

[DelTrotter]

His PC's are comical, just constantly waffles Hodgsonesque nonsense and has absolultely zero charisma to get anyone on side with a joke or whatever. Hopefully how bad the managerial market is this summer means they keep him as he's quite clearly one of the worst managers in this league.

[Mister Flip Flop]

Ten Haag presser today:

"No, I absolutely can't understand the reaction [from the media]. You asked the question: 'Was it embarrassing?' No, the reaction from you was embarrassing. We were clearly very lucky in the end with the penalties, but we made it to the final and that is a huge achievement. Twice in two years is magnificent. For me as a manager, four cup finals in four years"

Dead man walking.

It's been fun while it lasted 

[PaulF]

Ten Haag presser today:

"No, I absolutely can't understand the reaction [from the media]. You asked the question: 'Was it embarrassing?' No, the reaction from you was embarrassing. We were clearly very lucky in the end with the penalties, but we made it to the final and that is a huge achievement. Twice in two years is magnificent. For me as a manager, four cup finals in four years"

Dead man walking.

He's been there four years?

[Cracking Left Foot]

Ten Haag presser today:

"No, I absolutely can't understand the reaction [from the media]. You asked the question: 'Was it embarrassing?' No, the reaction from you was embarrassing. We were clearly very lucky in the end with the penalties, but we made it to the final and that is a huge achievement. Twice in two years is magnificent. For me as a manager, four cup finals in four years"

Dead man walking.

"What do you mean, do my methods translate" levels here.

[Sammy5IsAlive]

He's been there four years?

Two domestic cup finals at Ajax before he moved I guess

[jillcwhomever]

Ten Haag presser today:

"No, I absolutely can't understand the reaction [from the media]. You asked the question: 'Was it embarrassing?' No, the reaction from you was embarrassing. We were clearly very lucky in the end with the penalties, but we made it to the final and that is a huge achievement. Twice in two years is magnificent. For me as a manager, four cup finals in four years"

Dead man walking.

He is sounding deluded. 

[Black Bull Nova]

If they beat City all will be forgiven


Key word "if"

[Paul JH]

I can't get my head around this fraud being in with a chance of winning two trophies in two seasons.

His quotes are pure lipstick on a pig. It's still a pig. Final or not, they are absolutely shite. But then he blames injuries for why they will finish in their worst Premier League position. He's worse than most who've come before him since Ferguson left, and I can't grasp why he's in with a chance of another trophy. They are awful to watch. Zero personality, at least with Spurs, Arsenal, us .. we have an identity. They STILL have zero identity, and that's down to his abysmal management.

[Black Bull Nova]

.....and how we failed to beat them in 3 games

[TheShanklyGates]

Footage from Ten Hag's press conference today:

[smutchin]

.....and how we failed to beat them in 3 games

Yes, let’s not forget it’s largely our fault they’re in another final.

That plus the corrupt bastards running VAR robbing Coventry.

[slaphead]

Ten Hag saying he is the best at getting the most out of players has to be the most delusional thing I've heard all season. Rashford, Anthony, Martial, Hojland and a certain Jadon Sancho must be ripping it up in secret. I'm beginning to like him, I think every league should have one

[thaddeus]

Ten Hag saying he is the best at getting the most out of players has to be the most delusional thing I've heard all season. Rashford, Anthony, Martial, Hojland and a certain Jadon Sancho must be ripping it up in secret. I'm beginning to like him, I think every league should have one

When I saw the BBC headline of "FA Cup semi-final win reaction a disgrace" from ten Hag I thought he had momentarily shown some self awareness and was calling out Antony.  He wasn't, of course.  He was whining about how people weren't marvelling over his achievement of beating a mid-table Championship side on penalties.  He also defended Antony being a twat.

[rafathegaffa83]

His PC's are comical, just constantly waffles Hodgsonesque nonsense and has absolultely zero charisma to get anyone on side with a joke or whatever. Hopefully how bad the managerial market is this summer means they keep him as he's quite clearly one of the worst managers in this league.

An unlikely cup win might extend his stay until Christmas but no way he's there after next season. I'd imagine they'd be in the market for Amorim but whoever comes in is on a hiding to nothing for at least 2 seasons given how shite their recruitment has been resulting in a Frankenstein squad

[thaddeus]

An unlikely cup win might extend his stay until Christmas but no way he's there after next season. I'd imagine they'd be in the market for Amorim but whoever comes in is on a hiding to nothing for at least 2 seasons given how shite their recruitment has been resulting in a Frankenstein squad

Southgate manages England to winning Euro 2024.
Man U appoint national hero Southgate.

The former would annoy me more than it should but the latter would more than make up for it.

[Hazell]

Ten Haag presser today:

"No, I absolutely can't understand the reaction [from the media]. You asked the question: 'Was it embarrassing?' No, the reaction from you was embarrassing. We were clearly very lucky in the end with the penalties, but we made it to the final and that is a huge achievement. Twice in two years is magnificent. For me as a manager, four cup finals in four years"

Dead man walking.

"“I would say it’s over-over-performing with all the problems we have had,” he said. “Getting into the final is already a big achievement, but we are here for trophies. We have an opportunity to win a trophy and that is good. But we are not satisfied by being in the final, we want to win it and that is what we will go for and it’s our mentality.

“That is why we are successful. That’s why I am ­successful over 10 years as a manager, I always bring out the maximum of each squad."

Hope he doesn't get sacked. Suits that club perfectly.

[ScouserAtHeart]

Manchester United to fight Premier League’s proposed changes to PSR rules

‘Anchoring’ would tie wages to bottom club’s TV revenue
United said to prefer model of higher investment across league

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2024/apr/24/manchester-united-to-fight-premier-leagues-proposed-changes-to-psr-rules