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Virgil Van Dijk (Cpt)
« on: December 27, 2017, 05:50:32 pm »
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Re: Virgil Van Dijk signs for Liverpool
« Reply #1 on: December 27, 2017, 05:53:05 pm »
Its everywhere. 75 mil.  Wowzers. 
If klopp wants him that's good enough for me.
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Re: Virgil Van Dijk signs for Liverpool
« Reply #2 on: December 27, 2017, 05:53:14 pm »
And confirmed by the Echo...
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Re: Virgil Van Dijk signs for Liverpool
« Reply #3 on: December 27, 2017, 05:53:37 pm »
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Re: Virgil Van Dijk signs for Liverpool
« Reply #4 on: December 27, 2017, 05:53:47 pm »
Oh please let this be true.

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Re: Virgil Van Dijk signs for Liverpool
« Reply #5 on: December 27, 2017, 05:54:17 pm »
Our defensive organiser is here, good deal.  ;)
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Re: Virgil Van Dijk signs for Liverpool
« Reply #6 on: December 27, 2017, 05:54:43 pm »
Boooom(?)

Eye watering fee, no? Maybe not the place but I wondered about someone like Maguire... He looks tasty, younger and no major injuries. Not seen enough of either so feel to shot me down.

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Re: Virgil Van Dijk signs for Liverpool
« Reply #7 on: December 27, 2017, 05:54:59 pm »
Sweeet.  Well in everyone involved.

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Re: Virgil Van Dijk signs for Liverpool
« Reply #8 on: December 27, 2017, 05:56:02 pm »
Couldn't give a shit about the fee - leave that to the suits running the club.

Fantastic signing if this comes off.

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Re: Virgil Van Dijk signs for Liverpool
« Reply #9 on: December 27, 2017, 05:56:27 pm »
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Re: Virgil Van Dijk signs for Liverpool
« Reply #10 on: December 27, 2017, 05:56:42 pm »
Maureen is going to go ballistic. Paying striker prices for defenders.

Let's hope he's worth every penny.

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Re: Virgil Van Dijk signs for Liverpool
« Reply #11 on: December 27, 2017, 05:57:11 pm »
Boooom(?)

Eye watering fee, no? Maybe not the place but I wondered about someone like Maguire... He looks tasty, younger and no major injuries. Not seen enough of either so feel to shot me down.

Maguire's good, but he's not a Gillette player - the best a man can get.

For too long now we've been buyingg Bic disposables with the odd low-grade Gillette, but between Salah, Mane, Keita, and now possibly this one, we're finally shopping from the top shelf consistently ;D
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Re: Virgil Van Dijk signs for Liverpool
« Reply #12 on: December 27, 2017, 05:57:11 pm »
75m! This likely means that Coutinho is off to Barca and his fee is funding this transfer!

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Re: Virgil Van Dijk signs for Liverpool
« Reply #13 on: December 27, 2017, 05:57:15 pm »
Oh good!!
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Re: Virgil Van Dijk signs for Liverpool
« Reply #14 on: December 27, 2017, 05:58:43 pm »
He has not yet signed. Get thee back to the god forsaken SODIT shithole.

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Re: Virgil Van Dijk signs for Liverpool
« Reply #15 on: December 27, 2017, 06:01:26 pm »
http://www.liverpoolfc.com/news/first-team/285500-liverpool-agree-deal-to-sign-virgil-van-dijk

Bloody offal post this, as soon as I lock it.

But you can still bugger off to SODIT.

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Re: Van Dijk deal done - announcement by LFC
« Reply #17 on: December 27, 2017, 06:11:18 pm »
Sound
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Re: Van Dijk deal done - announcement by LFC
« Reply #19 on: December 27, 2017, 06:11:34 pm »
he better be able to walk on water if he is going to cost more than Mane and Salah combined.  ;) ;D

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Re: Van Dijk deal done - announcement by LFC
« Reply #20 on: December 27, 2017, 06:11:44 pm »
Fantastic!
Can’t wait to see him in action.... welcome Virgil!

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Re: Van Dijk deal done - announcement by LFC
« Reply #21 on: December 27, 2017, 06:12:07 pm »
Oh it's such a perfect day

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Re: Virgil Van Dijk signs for Liverpool
« Reply #22 on: December 27, 2017, 06:13:42 pm »
Number 4, now someone convince me this is a good thing at this price.
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Re: Virgil Van Dijk signs for Liverpool
« Reply #23 on: December 27, 2017, 06:14:02 pm »
Get the fuck in there. Time to show he’s worth the wait. Lovely late Christmas present.

Welcome Virgil!
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Re: Virgil Van Dijk signs for Liverpool
« Reply #24 on: December 27, 2017, 06:14:08 pm »
We are never conceding again
One day, people will hopefully look back and say "I was there son. I was there the year that Spurs won nothing again."

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Re: Virgil Van Dijk signs for Liverpool
« Reply #25 on: December 27, 2017, 06:14:13 pm »
Welcome to the club Virgil

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Re: Virgil Van Dijk signs for Liverpool
« Reply #26 on: December 27, 2017, 06:14:47 pm »
Number 4, now someone convince me this is a good thing at this price.
This is a good thing at this price.

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Re: Virgil Van Dijk signs for Liverpool
« Reply #27 on: December 27, 2017, 06:15:03 pm »
What's he  like in goal?
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Re: Virgil Van Dijk signs for Liverpool
« Reply #28 on: December 27, 2017, 06:15:36 pm »
PLEASE DON'T FORGET HOW TO DEFEND!


Our big targets from the summer Keita & VvD are now part of the club.

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Re: Virgil Van Dijk signs for Liverpool
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Re: Virgil Van Dijk signs for Liverpool
« Reply #30 on: December 27, 2017, 06:16:20 pm »
Number 4, now someone convince me this is a good thing at this price.

That's Easy! Its not your money.

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Re: Virgil Van Dijk signs for Liverpool
« Reply #31 on: December 27, 2017, 06:17:20 pm »
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Re: Virgil Van Dijk signs for Liverpool
« Reply #32 on: December 27, 2017, 06:17:22 pm »
75m! This likely means that Coutinho is off to Barca and his fee is funding this transfer!

Hope not

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Re: Virgil Van Dijk signs for Liverpool
« Reply #33 on: December 27, 2017, 06:17:28 pm »
75m! This likely means that Coutinho is off to Barca and his fee is funding this transfer!
Phil and Bobby are clearly both off to Barcelona
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Re: Virgil Van Dijk signs for Liverpool
« Reply #34 on: December 27, 2017, 06:17:32 pm »
We actually spent 75m on a defender in January no less? It truly is a christmas miracle.

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Re: Virgil Van Dijk signs for Liverpool
« Reply #35 on: December 27, 2017, 06:17:53 pm »
Gary Neville saying this is a lot of money. His team payed 30 m for a central defender in 2002 when strikers were not going for that price. We had to wait for Chelsea to pay Milan 30.5m for Schevchenko to break that record.

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Re: Virgil Van Dijk signs for Liverpool
« Reply #36 on: December 27, 2017, 06:18:30 pm »
So much for him being off to City. ;D

Welcome, Virgil.

Thrilled to have got our man at last. Well done to the club.

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Re: Virgil Van Dijk signs for Liverpool
« Reply #37 on: December 27, 2017, 06:18:30 pm »
Great news. Merry Christmas.
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Re: Virgil Van Dijk signs for Liverpool
« Reply #38 on: December 27, 2017, 06:19:09 pm »
Yes!!! Get in!!! Well happy we are signing Virgil Van Dijk at last!!!
Don't care about the fee. He is a world class defender and will get even better working under Jurgen Klopp at our great club. Happy Christmas and New Year everyone!!!   :scarf :scarf :scarf

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Re: Virgil Van Dijk signs for Liverpool
« Reply #39 on: December 27, 2017, 06:19:32 pm »
Whoa!!

It’s finally happened!

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