Funny thread.
But can't believe no-one's mentioned (unless I've missed it) the fruit shoot one. "New fruit shoot from Robinsons, new thinking." - no it isn't, stupid c*nts
And besides, the advert is wrong on so many levels. The kid doesn't look like he's even playing football. The other team break away and "score" (despite the ball going about five feet over) and then he gets the ball again (Billy, stupid twat) when the other (seemingly superstar) kid doesn't even need to pass, then scores (mishits the ball, went for the other corner... and it doesn't even show the ball go in properly anyway) then starts boasting.
Really, really hate that one.
Oh, and the advert where the kid starts running about and screaming "Goal? Goal... Goal! Goal!..."