Author Topic: Curb Your Enthusiasm (Read 178160 times)

fudge · « **Reply #160 on:** July 17, 2006, 05:14:08 pm »

Quote from: Paul Tomkins on July 17, 2006, 04:58:34 pm

Four episodes into series 5. Loving it - the whole bra thing with his maid, and the Kamikaze pilot stuff. Quality, as ever.

Banzaii......

bellinter · « **Reply #161 on:** July 17, 2006, 05:18:35 pm »

Jeff Greene: All of the women at HBO, they don't want to work with you.
Larry David: Oh, come on. That's ridiculous.
Jeff Greene: They think you're a misogynist.
Larry David: Why, 'cause I called the guy a c*nt? So what!
Jeff Greene: 'Cause you called the guy a c*nt.
Larry David: Big deal, I call men pricks all the time, men want to work with me.
Jeff Greene: Well, c*nt's worse.
Larry David: c*nt's not worse. Pricks and c*nts, they're equal. Pricks, c*nts, come on. They balance out.
Jeff Greene: No, c*nt is worse. c*nt's much heavier.
Larry David: Why? Why is c*nt heavier?
Jeff Greene: I never questioned, it just is.
Larry David: That's sexist to me! Come on.

fudge · « **Reply #162 on:** July 17, 2006, 05:40:16 pm »

Quote from: bellinter on July 17, 2006, 05:18:35 pm

Jeff Greene: I never questioned, it just is.

Paul Tomkins · « **Reply #163 on:** July 23, 2006, 06:28:07 pm »

Just finished S5, and another work of genius. Alas, already knew most of the best lines, thanks in part to this thread, and Claw texting me about women with big vaginas

Enjoyed S5 more than S4, as the recurring storylines were less dominating. And a superb final episode...

hooded claw · « **Reply #164 on:** July 23, 2006, 06:35:58 pm »

Quote from: Paul Tomkins on July 23, 2006, 06:28:07 pm

women with big vaginas

They have a lot to answer for.

Bob Kurac · « **Reply #165 on:** July 30, 2006, 10:32:55 pm »

"Fellatio, cunnilingus. French kissing.

Rim job."

bryanod · « **Reply #166 on:** July 30, 2006, 11:44:40 pm »

I have a pants tent.....

realtarragona · « **Reply #167 on:** July 30, 2006, 11:51:39 pm »

An episode on at 3am tonight on More4 if anyone'll be awake.

The Grand Opening... 'you carwash c*nt'.

hooded claw · « **Reply #168 on:** July 30, 2006, 11:52:52 pm »

Quote from: realtarragona on July 30, 2006, 11:51:39 pm

An episode on at 3am tonight on More4 if anyone'll be awake.

The Grand Opening... 'you carwash c*nt'.

Greatest. Line. Ever.

'Cock! Cock! Grandma!'

fudge · « **Reply #169 on:** July 30, 2006, 11:57:40 pm »

Quote from: hooded claw on July 30, 2006, 11:52:52 pm

Greatest. Line. Ever.

'Cock! Cock! Grandma!'

possibly the first time in english history those words have been brought together

The Bill Hicks Appreciation Society · « **Reply #170 on:** July 31, 2006, 12:00:08 am »

Quote from: hooded claw on July 30, 2006, 11:52:52 pm

Greatest. Line. Ever.

'Cock! Cock! Grandma!'

Quote from: fudge on July 30, 2006, 11:57:40 pm

possibly the first time in english history those words have been brought together

Nah Shrek must have used them in a sentence before now

fudge · « **Reply #171 on:** July 31, 2006, 12:19:24 am »

Quote from: The Bill Hicks Appreciation Society on July 31, 2006, 12:00:08 am

Nah Shrek must have used them in a sentence before now

oh my god the image

penfold102 · « **Reply #172 on:** August 1, 2006, 09:58:56 am »

Quote from: realtarragona on July 30, 2006, 11:51:39 pm

An episode on at 3am tonight on More4 if anyone'll be awake.

The Grand Opening... 'you carwash c*nt'.

Also worth it to see Michael Yorke swear. I don't know why I find it so funny to see him say "fuck" and "fart"

Series 5 is now officially released in the US for those with multi-region DVD players. Ordered my copy today!!

penfold102 · « **Reply #173 on:** August 9, 2006, 09:29:38 am »

Right, my series 5 DVD arrived from America yesterday.

Got home after work and watched the whole of the first disc (6 episodes).
I really am liking this series (more than the 4th series anyway). Up to now, my favourite episodes have been "the Smoking Jacket" and "Richard Lewis needs a Kidney".

By the way, in the game of eenie-meenie, what are you're thoughts. Was Larry or Jeff right. It got me thinking. Larry went out so does that make him the winner or loser?

My opinion would be to agree with anyhting Susie says (unless you want your balls in a vice!!)

bryanod · « **Reply #174 on:** August 14, 2006, 12:58:19 am »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GnvyywHaxk

Motherfucka, what the fuck?!

bellinter · « **Reply #175 on:** August 14, 2006, 05:07:36 pm »

Finished with my series 4 DVD on Saturday. Loved it, the last episode 'Opening Night' was a fuckin classic and it was good to see Jerry Seinfeld make an appearance, albeit a very brief one. Watching series 5 on the Irish station, TG4, the fourth episode is on tomorrow night, standard doesnt look to be dropping

Garstonite · « **Reply #176 on:** August 19, 2006, 03:10:19 pm »

Watched "Ben's Birthday Party" last night (the one with Ben Stiller) and I haven't laughed so much in ages.

Devastatin' Dave · « **Reply #177 on:** August 20, 2006, 10:23:02 am »

"Got steps right here, got 4 of these motherfuckers. Y'know I wanted 3, but I was like 4 is better."

bellinter · « **Reply #178 on:** August 21, 2006, 11:11:58 am »

Quote from: Garstonite on August 19, 2006, 03:10:19 pm

Watched "Ben's Birthday Party" last night (the one with Ben Stiller) and I haven't laughed so much in ages.

classic episode that. the looks on Ben's face when Larry doesnt sing the happy birthday song is fucking priceless!

bryanod · « **Reply #179 on:** September 1, 2006, 11:29:05 pm »

"Devoted sister, Beloved c*nt"

xavidub · « **Reply #180 on:** September 2, 2006, 09:59:52 am »

Quote from: bryanodowd on September 1, 2006, 11:29:05 pm

"Devoted sister, Beloved c*nt"

fudge · « **Reply #181 on:** September 2, 2006, 11:04:06 am »

Quote from: bryanodowd on September 1, 2006, 11:29:05 pm

"Devoted sister, Beloved c*nt"

thats still my favourite moment.

"did you think this was funny"

Garstonite · « **Reply #182 on:** September 2, 2006, 11:04:59 am »

Quote from: bellinter on August 21, 2006, 11:11:58 am

classic episode that. the looks on Ben's face when Larry doesnt sing the happy birthday song is fucking priceless!

The "I love tits" bit is great too.

Scally McBeal · « **Reply #183 on:** September 27, 2006, 02:17:40 pm »

I only saw this for the first time recently. My mum and I watched it late on a Friday night on some crazy digital channel when I'd just arrived from London - she just turned the TV on at random and, never having heard anything about the series, it grabbed me right away. By the end of it, I was literally crying with laughter and it was really starting to hurt my ribs.

It was the episode where Larry goes to Ben Stiller's birthday party (even though it is two weeks after his birthday - much to Larry's disgust). Incidents involve Larry stabbing Stiller in the eye with a cocktail stick and him coming to rude conclusions at the end of a game of "telephone" (AKA Chinese Whispers). There was also the thing with the T-shirt ending up on a blind man because it was so horrible. I thought it was brilliant, clever comedy.

I disagree with the comments above saying "if you like The Office, you'll like this". I hated The Office (which barely raised a smile from me before I gave up watching it) and think Ricky Gervais is a nasty piece of work. This, on the other hand, was genius.

bellinter · « **Reply #184 on:** September 27, 2006, 05:42:53 pm »

Quote from: Scally McBeal on September 27, 2006, 02:17:40 pm

I disagree with the comments above saying "if you like The Office, you'll like this". I hated The Office (which barely raised a smile from me before I gave up watching it) and think Ricky Gervais is a nasty piece of work. This, on the other hand, was genius.

there are certain similarities in that both are extremely cringing... some of the stuff larry is saying you are nearly shouting at the screen for him to shut up... bit like with Brent.

Fred Madison · « **Reply #185 on:** September 27, 2006, 05:48:42 pm »

Sheer genius.

xavidub · « **Reply #186 on:** September 27, 2006, 08:40:39 pm »

I don't think I will ever laugh as much as i did at 'beloved c*nt'

fudge · « **Reply #187 on:** September 28, 2006, 12:03:17 am »

Quote from: xavidub on September 27, 2006, 08:40:39 pm

I don't think I will ever laugh as much as i did at 'beloved c*nt'

I loved the fact that the family thought he might have done it as a joke

fudge · « **Reply #188 on:** September 28, 2006, 05:54:54 pm »

"Larry,You do not invite a sex offender over for dinner without asking me first."

Garstonite · « **Reply #189 on:** October 10, 2006, 07:18:09 pm »

'YOU... WILL... FAIL!'

Fred Madison · « **Reply #190 on:** October 10, 2006, 07:20:13 pm »

How good was he in 'the Producers'?

But even that he fucked up in a way!

xavidub · « **Reply #191 on:** October 10, 2006, 07:39:29 pm »

Quote from: Fred Madison on October 10, 2006, 07:20:13 pm

How good was he in 'the Producers'?
But even that he fucked up in a way!

I really want to see the whole show with him in it. He was brilliant in that episode.

bryanod · « **Reply #192 on:** October 11, 2006, 12:22:36 am »

just thought i'd pop this up since the 5th series starts on more4 this sunday so i am led to believe

only6times · « **Reply #193 on:** October 16, 2006, 09:44:37 am »

Quote from: bryanodowd on October 11, 2006, 12:22:36 am

just thought i'd pop this up since the 5th series starts on more4 this sunday so i am led to believe

your right,it's repeated on friday at midnight.

Garstonite · « **Reply #194 on:** October 16, 2006, 04:35:00 pm »

Seen all these episodes. Had to sit in front of a fucking laptop to though, cos I'm a fucking numpty who doesn't know how to get them on a disc.

Garstonite · « **Reply #195 on:** November 25, 2006, 09:46:58 pm »

Quote from: Garstonite on October 16, 2006, 04:35:00 pm

Seen all these episodes. Had to sit in front of a fucking laptop to though, cos I'm a fucking numpty who doesn't know how to get them on a disc.

Went out and bought the proper copy of it yesterday and have watched one or two of my favourite episodes from it. The show's absolutely genius and I'd just like to thank RAWK for getting me hooked. Love his 'stare-outs' with people.

Any comedy that has the word c*nt in the majority of it's best parts - beloved c*nt, you c*nt what a c*nt, carwash c*nt - is alright in my book.

Fred Madison · « **Reply #196 on:** November 25, 2006, 11:27:48 pm »

'Someone lost a bet.'

crownpaints · « **Reply #197 on:** November 26, 2006, 01:42:00 am »

Fuck Hugh.

Fred Madison · « **Reply #198 on:** November 26, 2006, 09:38:50 am »

Quote from: crownpaints on November 26, 2006, 01:42:00 am

Fuck Hugh.

Fuck Huuuuuugh.

hooded claw · « **Reply #199 on:** November 26, 2006, 09:49:33 am »

That son of yours. Got quite the penis on him.