Author Topic: MoTD thread  (Read 657191 times)

Offline Macphisto80

  • The Picasso of RAWK. But wants to shag Charlie Brooker. Go figure! Wants to hear about bi-curious Shauno's fantasies.
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 23,737
Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4080 on: December 16, 2018, 10:30:20 pm »
Wonder if Shearer has taken his Jose posters off his bedroom wall yet.

Offline FiSh77

  • LoAves0. Is completely hooked on RAWK. Dead ringer for Amos Taylor. Burns, baby, burns.
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 14,835
  • We all live in a Red and White Kop
Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4081 on: December 16, 2018, 10:32:25 pm »
good analysis of the move for the 2nd to be fair, didn't even see it on sky as they were showing a replay when Alisson had the ball

Online Nitramdorf

  • No longer as forward as he used to be, so has dropped back into midfield. Didn't you hear?
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 4,025
  • We all Live in a Red and White Kop
Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4082 on: December 16, 2018, 10:32:46 pm »
Did the commentator say our 19 point gap is a cavern?

Online Hazell

  • Ultimate Movie Night Draft Winner 2017. King - or Queen - of Mystery. Hyzenthlay. The 5th Benitle's sex conch.
  • RAWK Scribe
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 76,418
Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4083 on: December 16, 2018, 10:33:18 pm »
Boooo, why no Fellaini shot?

Saving it for '2 good 2 bad'.
We have to change from doubter to believer. Now.

Offline Iska

  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 8,136
  • The only club that matters
Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4084 on: December 16, 2018, 10:33:22 pm »
Yeah that was excellent.  Shearer’s pretty good nowadays.  Hates Them as well.

Edit: that’s pretty brutal on Lukaku.
« Last Edit: December 16, 2018, 10:36:42 pm by Iska »

Offline Peabee

  • SKPB! Is goin' down der Asd.....der Waitrose.....anyone wannany hummus?
  • Matchday Commentator
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 16,366
Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4085 on: December 16, 2018, 10:39:48 pm »
Yeah that was excellent.  Shearer’s pretty good nowadays.  Hates Them as well.

Edit: that’s pretty brutal on Lukaku.

Shearer’s right. Lukaku seems to be hiding. That ball he left and made a half-hearted turn... Haha.
We aren't walking through the storm now - we are the storm.

Offline Iska

  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 8,136
  • The only club that matters
Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4086 on: December 16, 2018, 10:43:08 pm »
Cracking pair of goals from our Ingsie

Offline El Lobo

  • Chief Suck Up. Feel his breath on your face. Toxic, pathetic, arse-faced, weaselling slimeball. RAWK Maths Genius 2022.
  • RAWK Supporter
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 54,990
  • Pretty, pretty, pretty pretty good
Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4087 on: December 16, 2018, 10:43:08 pm »
What a selection of headers

I assume Austin’s was a header too
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

Offline johnybarnes

  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 10,469
Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4088 on: December 16, 2018, 10:46:24 pm »
good analysis of the move for the 2nd to be fair, didn't even see it on sky as they were showing a replay when Alisson had the ball

This pisses me off...you can clearly hear the game going on in the background yet Sky/BT continue to show a pointless replay.

Offline lfc_col

  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 7,328
  • And Could He Play!
Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4089 on: December 16, 2018, 10:48:06 pm »
Southampton's new manager looks like another character   ;D  :lmao
We Won It Six Times



JFT 97

Offline Peabee

  • SKPB! Is goin' down der Asd.....der Waitrose.....anyone wannany hummus?
  • Matchday Commentator
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 16,366
Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4090 on: December 16, 2018, 10:49:56 pm »
Southampton's new manager looks like another character   ;D  :lmao

Yeah, had to stop himself running on the pitch. Haha.

Did he really turn down Bayern?
We aren't walking through the storm now - we are the storm.

Offline El Lobo

  • Chief Suck Up. Feel his breath on your face. Toxic, pathetic, arse-faced, weaselling slimeball. RAWK Maths Genius 2022.
  • RAWK Supporter
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 54,990
  • Pretty, pretty, pretty pretty good
Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4091 on: December 16, 2018, 10:50:21 pm »
That Sian Massey seems to be the best linesperson in the league, maybe worth looking at female refs too
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

Offline Djimigotamedal

  • Main Stander
  • ***
  • Posts: 204
  • We all Live in a Red and White Kop
Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4092 on: December 16, 2018, 10:51:06 pm »
Two good goals for Ings, chuffed for him

Offline El Denzel Pepito

  • Tight-fisted and unimaginative moany wannabe feedback tourist. More Michael O'Leary than Dermot...but will also give out noshes.
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 14,773
Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4093 on: December 16, 2018, 10:59:01 pm »
Hasenhüttl putting in an audition at Southampton for the Liverpool job once Klopp leaves ;D

Seriously though, reminds me of Klopp far too much! He's even said himself that he has the same philosophy as Klopp. Who knows what might happen!

Made up for Ingsy too.

Offline cdav

  • Is Melissa Reddy. Confirmed by himself. (Probably not though, he's a much better writer.)
  • RAWK Supporter
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 10,156
  • We all Live in a Red and White Kop
Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4094 on: December 16, 2018, 11:03:28 pm »
How was Alonso not sent off for the pull back?

Offline FiSh77

  • LoAves0. Is completely hooked on RAWK. Dead ringer for Amos Taylor. Burns, baby, burns.
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 14,835
  • We all live in a Red and White Kop
Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4095 on: December 16, 2018, 11:03:48 pm »
Hasenhüttl putting in an audition at Southampton for the Liverpool job once Klopp leaves ;D

Seriously though, reminds me of Klopp far too much! He's even said himself that he has the same philosophy as Klopp. Who knows what might happen!

Made up for Ingsy too.

Well he is known as the Alpine Klopp Man

If you're under 40ish or didn't grow up in an area with shite pop



Offline lfc_col

  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 7,328
  • And Could He Play!
Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4096 on: December 16, 2018, 11:04:25 pm »
Hazard and his delusions of grandeur in that interview
We Won It Six Times



JFT 97

Offline DonkeyWan

  • ker. Football Genius, Generously gives Young Jürgen pointers to help him improve.
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 13,351
  • I never met a man who wasn't...
Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4097 on: December 16, 2018, 11:10:16 pm »
That Everton defending...
Beatings will continue until morale improves...

Offline Dim Glas

  • Die Nullfünfer.
  • RAWK Supporter
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 39,183
  • Michael Sheen is the actual Prince of 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿
Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4098 on: December 16, 2018, 11:12:21 pm »
Yeah, had to stop himself running on the pitch. Haha.

Did he really turn down Bayern?

there was a suggestion he may have been approached, but he wasn't interested, feeeling he was on a hiding to nothing I suspect, or it was just too big a step.

Wise man.

Hasenhüttl putting in an audition at Southampton for the Liverpool job once Klopp leaves ;D

Seriously though, reminds me of Klopp far too much! He's even said himself that he has the same philosophy as Klopp. Who knows what might happen!

Made up for Ingsy too.

they know each other pretty well too, despite only having ever coached against each other once.

Online Hazell

  • Ultimate Movie Night Draft Winner 2017. King - or Queen - of Mystery. Hyzenthlay. The 5th Benitle's sex conch.
  • RAWK Scribe
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 76,418
Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4099 on: December 16, 2018, 11:14:16 pm »
That goal from Newcastle was terrific.
We have to change from doubter to believer. Now.

Offline FiSh77

  • LoAves0. Is completely hooked on RAWK. Dead ringer for Amos Taylor. Burns, baby, burns.
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 14,835
  • We all live in a Red and White Kop
Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4100 on: December 16, 2018, 11:19:33 pm »
Stephen Warnock "United are where Liverpool were 10-15 years ago"

we won the European cup 13 years ago Stephen lad, I know it was a great night but surely you weren't that pissed?

Offline mattD

  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 3,038
  • We all Live in a Red and White Kop
Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4101 on: December 16, 2018, 11:30:11 pm »
How was Alonso not sent off for the pull back?

How the fuck Alonso is even allowed to play football is beyond me.

Offline classycarra

  • The Left Disonourable Chuntering Member For Scousepool.
  • RAWK Supporter
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 30,364
Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4102 on: December 16, 2018, 11:31:33 pm »
Stephen Warnock "United are where Liverpool were 10-15 years ago"

we won the European cup 13 years ago Stephen lad, I know it was a great night but surely you weren't that pissed?

Bit unfair on Warnock. We finished 5th that season a long way back (I know I know, would definitely have been 4th if we weren't in the CL still). He's always good on the radio, and was that his MOTD/TV debut?

Offline mattD

  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 3,038
  • We all Live in a Red and White Kop
Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4103 on: December 16, 2018, 11:34:39 pm »
Wonder if Shearer has taken his Jose posters off his bedroom wall yet.

Have been wondering this too. Nothing but blind love for the guy for years.

Offline FiSh77

  • LoAves0. Is completely hooked on RAWK. Dead ringer for Amos Taylor. Burns, baby, burns.
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 14,835
  • We all live in a Red and White Kop
Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4104 on: December 16, 2018, 11:41:36 pm »
Bit unfair on Warnock. We finished 5th that season a long way back (I know I know, would definitely have been 4th if we weren't in the CL still). He's always good on the radio, and was that his MOTD/TV debut?

Might have been, he was on BT yesterday and first time I've seen him on there

Wasn't an attack on him, just think it was a bit of a stupid thing to say as he was here at the time and we were definitely on the up for a few years until the effect of the cancers kicked in, where the mancs are now is in no way similar, we had a great manager but lack of finances plus a media who weren't hanging out of his hoop did for him

Offline rushyman

  • Not A Badgeman. Fuck him. Please. Someone. Anyone! But not Jonathan Pearce.....
  • RAWK Supporter
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 59,419
  • On Halloween, parents send kids out lookin like me
Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4105 on: December 16, 2018, 11:52:07 pm »
That Sian Massey seems to be the best linesperson in the league, maybe worth looking at female refs too

Never seen her get a thing wrong
If you don't limit yourself with bad thoughts, you can fly

Jurgen Klopp

Offline Alan_X

  • WUM. 'twatito' - The Cat Herding Firm But Fair Voice Of Reason (Except when he's got a plank up his arse). Gimme some skin, priest! Has a general dislike for Elijah Wood. Clearly cannot fill even a thong! RAWK Resident Muppet. Has a crush o
  • RAWK Staff
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 53,225
  • Come on you fucking red men!!!
  • Super Title: This is super!
Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4106 on: December 17, 2018, 12:10:21 am »
bollocks from the beeb as usual, its basically a goals show + shite analysis

It's Match of the Day, that's what it's always been.
Sid Lowe (@sidlowe)
09/03/2011 08:04
Give a man a mask and he will tell the truth, Give a man a user name and he will act like a total twat.
Its all about winning shiny things.

Offline Alan_X

  • WUM. 'twatito' - The Cat Herding Firm But Fair Voice Of Reason (Except when he's got a plank up his arse). Gimme some skin, priest! Has a general dislike for Elijah Wood. Clearly cannot fill even a thong! RAWK Resident Muppet. Has a crush o
  • RAWK Staff
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 53,225
  • Come on you fucking red men!!!
  • Super Title: This is super!
Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4107 on: December 17, 2018, 12:14:45 am »
Stephen Warnock "United are where Liverpool were 10-15 years ago"

we won the European cup 13 years ago Stephen lad, I know it was a great night but surely you weren't that pissed?

United won the Europa League last season - that's not what he was talking about. 10-15 years ago we were at the end of David Moores and the Hicks Gillett takeover. The Club was in a mess at the top.
Sid Lowe (@sidlowe)
09/03/2011 08:04
Give a man a mask and he will tell the truth, Give a man a user name and he will act like a total twat.
Its all about winning shiny things.

Offline rushyman

  • Not A Badgeman. Fuck him. Please. Someone. Anyone! But not Jonathan Pearce.....
  • RAWK Supporter
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 59,419
  • On Halloween, parents send kids out lookin like me
Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4108 on: December 17, 2018, 12:15:40 am »
It's Match of the Day, that's what it's always been.

How easily you forget the halcyon days of Hansen. Was The best in the business
If you don't limit yourself with bad thoughts, you can fly

Jurgen Klopp

Offline thejbs

  • well-focussed, deffo not at all bias......ed
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 8,582
Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4109 on: December 17, 2018, 12:21:42 am »
Never seen her get a thing wrong

Agreed. They do say that a woman doing a so-called 'man's job' has to be twice as good to get half the praise. There's no reason why we can't have more female officials at top level.

Offline Xabi Gerrard

  • WHERE IS MY VOTE?
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 4,910
Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4110 on: December 17, 2018, 12:23:58 am »
they know each other pretty well too, despite only having ever coached against each other once.

Didn’t they do their coaching badges together or something? I heard a story recently about them training together in the same class.

Offline Dim Glas

  • Die Nullfünfer.
  • RAWK Supporter
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 39,183
  • Michael Sheen is the actual Prince of 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿
Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4111 on: December 17, 2018, 12:43:40 am »
Didn’t they do their coaching badges together or something? I heard a story recently about them training together in the same class.

yeah they did indeed, when Kloppo was starting out as a coach at Mainz, and I think Hasenhüttl was probably just at the end of his career as a player. Then when he was coaching in the lower divisions in Germany, I believe he spent some time at Dortmund watching them training under Klopp.


Offline FiSh77

  • LoAves0. Is completely hooked on RAWK. Dead ringer for Amos Taylor. Burns, baby, burns.
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 14,835
  • We all live in a Red and White Kop
Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4112 on: December 17, 2018, 01:20:01 am »
United won the Europa League last season - that's not what he was talking about. 10-15 years ago we were at the end of David Moores and the Hicks Gillett takeover. The Club was in a mess at the top.

10-15 years ago, ie: 2003/4-2009 we were on the up for a lot of that time, minus Houllier's last season, for a few seasons we were one of the most feared sides in Europe and our biggest problem in the league was the fact we couldn't compete financially with the mancs or Chelsea, it's a million miles from where they are now, they can still afford to buy more or less whoever they want but they choose to chuck money at whoever the FIFA fanboys/footie hipsters think is boss, c*nts like Pogba etc, no free signings to try and bulk the squad out like Rafa had to put up with, and that's before the shit hit the fan big style in 09/10, we won the European cup on a shoestring and then continued to punch above our weight compared to what they were spending then, this lot they have now will be lucky to get past the next round and not one of the big sides will be that worried if they draw them, hell let them get Porto then us in the QF's

He shouldn't even be comparing them to us after that as we've had to rebuild from the shite left by Hicks & Gillett  :puke2 for the money they've spent they should be at least challenging the top sides in Europe instead of the wank they serve up now, at best he could compare them to us under Souness when we were wasting a fortune (at the time) on the likes of Paul Stewart, wasn't too long after that that they changed the financial landscape and started outspending everyone until the oil money showed up, shite comparison full stop

Offline idontknow

  • idonowknowicanchangethisijustfoundouticould
  • RAWK Supporter
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 5,672
Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4113 on: December 17, 2018, 05:48:34 am »
How easily you forget the halcyon days of Hansen. Was The best in the business
MOTD died in the 80s the night Lawrie McMenemy gave away the League positions before the upcoming games. Before that, it was special, like the Saturday papers with the results. After, it was just more junk tv.
It is a machine. It is more stupid than we are. It will not stop us from doing stupid things.

Online rob1966

  • YORKIE bar-munching, hedgehog-squashing (well-)articulated road-hog-litter-bug. Sleeping With The Enemy. Has felt the wind and shed his anger..... did you know I drive a Jag? Cucking funt!
  • RAWK Supporter
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 46,117
Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4114 on: December 17, 2018, 08:05:28 am »
Did the commentator say our 19 point gap is a cavern?

Yes he did.

Yeah that was excellent.  Shearer’s pretty good nowadays.  Hates Them as well.

Edit: that’s pretty brutal on Lukaku.

Honest truth from Shearer. Lukaku just doesn't want to know anymore.
Jurgen, you made us laugh, you made us cry, you made Liverpool a bastion of invincibilty, now leave us on a high - YNWA

Offline McSquared

  • RAWK Supporter
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 4,869
Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4115 on: December 17, 2018, 08:43:09 am »
Well he is known as the Alpine Klopp Man

If you're under 40ish or didn't grow up in an area with shite pop


Blast from the past. Only place i ever saw pineappleade

Offline redgriffin73

  • RAWK Supporter
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 32,472
  • Thanks for everything Rafa. Nunca Caminarás Solo.
Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4116 on: December 17, 2018, 11:38:25 pm »
Never seen her get a thing wrong
Yep, I heard a few snide comments in the pub about her being a woman when she flagged that Southampton goal offside yesterday but they had to eat their words after seeing the replays.
Rafa Benitez: "I'll always keep in my heart the good times I've had here, the strong and loyal support of the fans in the tough times and the love from Liverpool. I have no words to thank you enough for all these years and I am very proud to say that I was your manager. Thank you so much once more and always remember: You'll never walk alone."

Offline WhereAngelsPlay

  • Rockwool Marketing Board Spokesman. Cracker Wanker. Fucking calmest man on RAWK, alright? ALRIGHT?! Definitely a bigger cunt than YOU!
  • RAWK Supporter
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 26,088
  • We all Live in a Red and White Kop
Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4117 on: December 17, 2018, 11:40:53 pm »
Did the commentator say our 19 point gap is a cavern?


Yeah he's getting his spaces mixed up,obviously meant a chasm 7/10 for effort.
My cup, it runneth over, I'll never get my fill

Offline WhereAngelsPlay

  • Rockwool Marketing Board Spokesman. Cracker Wanker. Fucking calmest man on RAWK, alright? ALRIGHT?! Definitely a bigger cunt than YOU!
  • RAWK Supporter
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 26,088
  • We all Live in a Red and White Kop
Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4118 on: December 17, 2018, 11:43:47 pm »
Well he is known as the Alpine Klopp Man

If you're under 40ish or didn't grow up in an area with shite pop



Always had the best fizz.
My cup, it runneth over, I'll never get my fill

Offline Redsnappa

  • Pining for No.20
  • RAWK Supporter
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 7,837
  • Thanks Shanks for Tosh and Kev.
Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4119 on: December 18, 2018, 10:33:45 pm »
Well he is known as the Alpine Klopp Man

If you're under 40ish or didn't grow up in an area with shite pop


Yeah it was shite ... I was an Alpine pop man in the 70’s ... cracking job if you had a bit of patter ... made a fortune on Christmas promotions and had a few dates with er ‘lonely’ housewives  :D