Author Topic: Haiku thread (Read 2646 times)

ToneLa · « **on:** December 5, 2021, 02:37:27 am »

In my future place

painting is what I dream of

how I spend my days

ToneLa · « **Reply #1 on:** December 5, 2021, 02:41:21 am »

Everton gobshite

ran onto the pitch for his

Lucozade bottle

ToneLa · « **Reply #2 on:** December 5, 2021, 05:44:48 pm »

Ole at no wheel

Brand new United era

Late one nil. Same old

idontknow · « **Reply #3 on:** December 5, 2021, 06:57:36 pm »

Night, in the rain,
a man with light shining on his hat
is digging so I get my power back.

Andy @ Allerton! · « **Reply #4 on:** December 5, 2021, 07:04:06 pm »

Crates of Whiskey

Abound without a sound

As the moonlighting begins

Nobby Reserve · « **Reply #5 on:** December 6, 2021, 01:58:44 pm »

A wise man once said:
You should learn rules of Haiku
Before posting shite

Andy @ Allerton! · « **Reply #6 on:** December 7, 2021, 02:42:37 pm »

The rules of life

Which may be strife

Are made to be broken. Ahaaa!

ChaChaMooMoo · « **Reply #7 on:** December 7, 2021, 03:36:32 pm »

One two three.
Four five six seven.
Eight nine ten.

El Lobo · « **Reply #8 on:** December 7, 2021, 03:41:09 pm »

Quote from: Nobby Reserve on December 6, 2021, 01:58:44 pm

A wise man once said:
You should learn rules of Haiku
Before posting shite

A wise man once said:
You should consider a poll
Before you post threads

Andy @ Allerton! · « **Reply #9 on:** December 7, 2021, 04:01:59 pm »

Quote from: fucking baubles on December 7, 2021, 03:41:09 pm

A wise man once said:
You should consider a poll
Before you post threads

Graham is ahead

The curve is within

The votes that survive a Cherubim

El Lobo · « **Reply #10 on:** December 7, 2021, 04:05:33 pm »

I really dont think
that you fully understand
what a haiku is

Andy @ Allerton! · « **Reply #11 on:** December 7, 2021, 04:17:47 pm »

Quote from: fucking baubles on December 7, 2021, 04:05:33 pm

I really dont think
that you fully understand
what a haiku is

You can drop the fully

Tis no permutation

Of knowledge

Nobby Reserve · « **Reply #12 on:** December 7, 2021, 05:19:22 pm »

It's bugging me now
Just follow rules of Haiku
Really not that hard

ToneLa · « **Reply #13 on:** December 7, 2021, 07:12:53 pm »

So AC Milan
Nice to see them at crossroads
On our route to six

ToneLa · « **Reply #14 on:** December 7, 2021, 09:58:04 pm »

When you need a man

End of the road for Milan

Divock Origi

afc tukrish · « **Reply #15 on:** December 7, 2021, 10:50:29 pm »

Ball into the box
Under pressure, doubled down
A sharp cut, Nat turns...

bradders1011 · « **Reply #16 on:** December 8, 2021, 01:14:15 am »

Knew it would be bad
Rory Burns bowled out first ball
Exceeded worst fears

Andy @ Allerton! · « **Reply #17 on:** December 8, 2021, 11:12:01 am »

There is an phrase that is long

professed which values the intellect of those possessed

Yellow snow is not a thing to digest

El Lobo · « **Reply #18 on:** December 10, 2021, 10:10:18 am »

There are no words to
Express the stupidity
Of the above post

ToneLa · « **Reply #19 on:** December 10, 2021, 11:36:31 pm »

Some people don't know

How to post here properly

Learn from the master

BlackandWhitePaul · « **Reply #20 on:** December 11, 2021, 10:09:02 am »

It's cold today

What can I say

Where's my hat

ToneLa · « **Reply #21 on:** December 12, 2021, 10:54:40 am »

Born and bred for us

Future Anfield manager

Learned from the master

Port_vale_lad · « **Reply #22 on:** December 12, 2021, 01:05:58 pm »

Tried new curry house

Had the chicken jalfrezi

Pissing out my arse.

ToneLa · « **Reply #23 on:** December 12, 2021, 01:42:44 pm »

Titan of his game

Bald cardigan wearing fraud

Oil stains don't wash out

ToneLa · « **Reply #24 on:** December 12, 2021, 04:31:36 pm »

Don't like eating fish

Had to take my dad out, fair

Grilled salmon? Quite good

ToneLa · « **Reply #25 on:** December 12, 2021, 04:32:58 pm »

Imagine the fear

The wracked inadequacy:

Fan of Everton

ToneLa · « **Reply #26 on:** December 12, 2021, 04:34:31 pm »

Manchester it is

Beat you at music, football

Who needs human rights?

ToneLa · « **Reply #27 on:** December 12, 2021, 04:35:43 pm »

I'm using the form

Of haiku to take a pop

At what annoys me

/

If we ever lost

And I bet it might happen

This thread be poppin

ToneLa · « **Reply #28 on:** December 12, 2021, 04:37:45 pm »

Quote from: Port_vale_lad on December 12, 2021, 01:05:58 pm

Tried new curry house

Had the chicken jalfrezi

Pissing out my arse.

Sign of good curry:

Shit through eye of a needle

Topped up with Cobra

Mag Hull · « **Reply #29 on:** December 12, 2021, 11:43:38 pm »

Blue Shite,

Go paint Bison on your cave walls,

Or call the phone-in. Throwbacks.

El Lobo · « **Reply #30 on:** December 13, 2021, 08:20:22 am »

Quote from: BlackandWhitePaul on December 11, 2021, 10:09:02 am

It's cold today

What can I say

Where's my hat

Facepalm facepalm face
Palm facepalm facepalm facepalm
Facepalm facepalm face

Nobby Reserve · « **Reply #31 on:** December 13, 2021, 09:20:15 am »

Christmas nearly here
Where's the fucking time all gone?
Behind with presents

ToneLa · « **Reply #32 on:** February 3, 2022, 01:34:32 am »

Standing all alone
Yet he looks for fellow souls
Can't get out of it

ToneLa · « **Reply #33 on:** February 3, 2022, 01:38:19 am »

Cuts in from the left
I could get drunk on this guy
Porto imported

ToneLa · « **Reply #34 on:** February 3, 2022, 01:44:21 am »

Seethe fume throw kids scream
Sack the best get a tory
It's a grand old team

ToneLa · « **Reply #35 on:** February 3, 2022, 05:35:59 pm »

No-one likes haiku
But this is my thread, so I
will keep bumping it

Nobby Reserve · « **Reply #36 on:** March 18, 2022, 10:50:15 pm »

Fucking Russian c*nts
Stop murdering innocents
Get out of Ukraine

Mag Hull · « **Reply #37 on:** March 18, 2022, 10:58:12 pm »

Putin
Bot Farms will not mask your
Murderous ambition in Ukraine

Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson*
Now using Ukraine misery as Partygate shield

BJ defaults to ABdPJ

William Rees Mogg
Is a c*nt of the highest order
Nanny despairs

Andy @ Allerton! · « **Reply #38 on:** March 20, 2022, 10:52:59 am »

Seagulls hover in flight
Looking to deprive me of
My sarnies! Go 'way!

ToneLa · « **Reply #39 on:** March 27, 2022, 05:18:28 am »

Fuck off my land lad!
mow that lawn if you're on it
Play for Liverpool