Topic: The Jordan Pickford thread

[FiSh77]

Said it in the match thread but worth repeating: If we don't stick a minimum of three past him we'll badly let ourselves down, and that's not even considering all the anger that needs to be let out. We've been poor at home recently and have only scored one penalty in our last 4 or 5 games at Anfield, time for that to end today. One thing that's also been really frustrating is we aren't taking nearly enough shots, today we should be fucking ruthless against this c*nt. No excuses redmen.

Yeah no fucking around trying to walk it in today, anywhere near the box have a dig, if it's on target this short armed c*nt is getting nowhere near it

[disgraced cake]

Yeah no fucking around trying to walk it in today, anywhere near the box have a dig, if it's on target this short armed c*nt is getting nowhere near it

City's 3rd goal in the week a great example. Wasn't a great shot from Silva, it's not going in the corner, but that c*nts seen it fly past him with a touch on it

[Tesco tearaway]

That’s entirely rhetorical

What do you get if you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

[Ratboy3G]

Can't stand the prick, but he had a really good game for them today 😩

[BoRed]

Injured himself diving for a ball that was going well wide.

[PeterTheRed ...]

Injured himself diving for a ball that was going well wide.

Well, the ball has hit the post, so it was not well wide. His dive was late as usual, though ...

[Clint Eastwood]

Can only hope it’s an awful injury.

Probably not though. He walked off.

[rob1966]

Can only hope it’s an awful injury.

Probably not though. He walked off.

Season over then

[Jwils21]

Injured himself diving for a ball that was going well wide.

Sums him up, the weird little prick.

[BoRed]

Well, the ball has hit the post, so it was not well wide.

OK then, wide.

[Kopenhagen]

Let's talk about how awful he was on Wednesday night.

Literally nowhere near any of the goals and horrific positioning.

Has there ever been a worse goalie have a somewhat decent reputation?

[So… Howard Philips]

England's number one.

And David James was a major disappointment.

[Lycan]

Let's talk about how awful he was on Wednesday night.

Literally nowhere near any of the goals and horrific positioning.

Has there ever been a worse goalie have a somewhat decent reputation?

He dived over Salah's 2nd goal.

[newterp]

Let's talk about how awful he was on Wednesday night.

Literally nowhere near any of the goals and horrific positioning.

Has there ever been a worse goalie have a somewhat decent reputation?

he made 1 decent save at the near post on Salah's snapshot. Ordinarily he'd be strutting around after that - but even he knew he was in trouble on the night.

[rob1966]

He is one of the worst keepers I have ever seen, no spatial awareness which translates into standing in the wrong position and getting beaten by shots he should be saving, awful distribution, awful attitude that makes defenders uncertain and a cocky little fucker.

[Red Beret]

[rob1966]

The acrobatics here to keep a ball in play that any other keeper on the planet knows is going out.

[WhereAngelsPlay]

He is one of the worst keepers I have ever seen, no spatial awareness which translates into standing in the wrong position and getting beaten by shots he should be saving, awful distribution, awful attitude that makes defenders uncertain and a cocky little fucker.

He really is & that's why he will never get better.

[MadErik]

Mo’s first was a great finish, but Pickford’s positioning was horrendous. Over-covered his near post and gave himself no chance.

[afc tukrish]

Let's talk about how awful he was on Wednesday night.

Literally nowhere near any of the goals and horrific positioning.

Has there ever been a worse goalie have a somewhat decent reputation?

But, don't forget his kicking...

[SamLad]

Has there ever been a worse goalie have a somewhat decent reputation?

I'll give that a damn good think, and will get back to you in about a year or so. 

when I think of how the UK media treat him as England goalie, while at the same time diss Trent .... fukking morons.

[rob1966]

But, don't forget his kicking...

There was a great one, absolutely no pressure on him, that went straight into the Lower Bullens.

[BlackandWhitePaul]

That goal the Toon scored last season when he thought he saved it but he was about a yard behind the line standing in the back of the fucking net.   

[rob1966]

That goal the Toon scored last season when he thought he saved it but he was about a yard behind the line standing in the back of the fucking net.   

Like I've already said, absolutely no idea where he is in relation to the goal

[BlackandWhitePaul]

Like I've already said, absolutely no idea where he is in relation to the goal

He really is hopeless. Maybe the answer could be a watch with GPS on it so he knows exactly where the hell he is   

[rob1966]

He really is hopeless. Maybe the answer could be a watch with GPS on it so he knows exactly where the hell he is   

This is the only watch for him

[PaulF]

I'm assuming someone photoshopped that ball into his hands? Unless he's a foot or so behind the goalline?

[Red Beret]

I'm assuming someone photoshopped that ball into his hands? Unless he's a foot or so behind the goalline?

[SamLad]

looks like he's not used to having a ball in his hands.

[Red Beret]

looks like he's not used to having a ball in his hands.

He's thinking, "Wait, if this is the ball, what's just gone between me legs?"

[Skeeve]

Like I've already said, absolutely no idea where he is in relation to the goal

That's fair enough, none of us have any idea why he's anywhere near a goal.

[rossipersempre]

[ABZ Rover]

This is the only watch for him

Fuck off Rob, arms are waaay too long. 

A Pickles version would never reach the numbers and you would not have a clue, much like poor Pickles really.

[12C]

Spurs are after him. Apparently they see him as an upgrade on Lloris.

Please make this happen
Edit
Talk of £30m bid being prepared.
Remember when he was being touted as a £70m keeper like Becker?

[BarryCrocker]

Spurs are after him. Apparently they see him as an upgrade on Lloris.

Please make this happen
Edit
Talk of £30m bid being prepared.
Remember when he was being touted as a £70m keeper like Becker?

Don't they know he's...

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/v/uxfAIVfmRa8" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" class="bbc_link bbc_flash_disabled new_win">https://www.youtube.com/v/uxfAIVfmRa8</a>

[Kopenhagen]

What on earth is he doing for that Chelsea goal.

My god he is shocking.

https://streamff.com/v/bv8cpj

[Red Beret]

What on earth is he doing for that Chelsea goal.

My god he is shocking.

https://streamff.com/v/bv8cpj

Someone shouted the Anfield score out to him.

[Kopenhagen]

Someone shouted the Anfield score out to him.

Tim Howard School of Goalkeeping: Make yourself as small as possible.

[Funky_Gibbons]

What on earth is he doing for that Chelsea goal.

My god he is shocking.

https://streamff.com/v/bv8cpj

Always protect your near post, always protect your near post.

[Kopenhagen]

At fault for Trippier's free kick for me.

Miles out, wall set up wrong, positioning wrong, and should get across to save it anyway.

Worked up by their fans once again.

He's still a shithouse and he'll be one of the Championship's worst keepers.