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Re: FC Barcelona
« Reply #8880 on: November 29, 2021, 04:30:32 pm »
Today is the anniversary of the their formation, 29th November 1899. I love Catalunya and Barcelona, and take great pleasure at the same time in their main football team's decline in to a shitshow these days.
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Re: FC Barcelona
« Reply #8881 on: November 29, 2021, 04:41:00 pm »
Undeserved win for Barcelona yesterday with those two late goals but Xavi still undefeated as Manager.

If they manage to sneak through in the CL then he's taking over from Ole as the stuffiest twat in management.

Looks like he'll do okay there though. Expectations have never been lower given the shitshow he inherited. If he can blag a top 4 finish (in what is not a strong league at all at the moment) then they're a good summer window away from at least being back on the right track.
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Re: FC Barcelona
« Reply #8882 on: December 3, 2021, 11:36:32 am »
Dembéle is threatening to leave for free. You can't make it up.


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Re: FC Barcelona
« Reply #8883 on: December 3, 2021, 11:36:50 am »
Coutinho is the worst transfer in history. He even scored two for Bayern against them in that mauling.

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Re: FC Barcelona
« Reply #8884 on: December 3, 2021, 11:52:28 am »
Coutinho is the worst transfer in history.
And yet for us, the best transfer in history. Not just the astronomical £142m itself, but the way we invested it.
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Re: FC Barcelona
« Reply #8885 on: December 3, 2021, 12:03:44 pm »
And yet for us, the best transfer in history. Not just the astronomical £142m itself, but the way we invested it.

We genuinely haven't missed him either, which must grate.
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Re: FC Barcelona
« Reply #8886 on: December 3, 2021, 12:15:14 pm »
Dembéle is threatening to leave for free. You can't make it up.

Trying to keep that nice fat paycheck that Bartomeau gave him. 

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Re: FC Barcelona
« Reply #8887 on: December 3, 2021, 12:17:13 pm »
I remember when I believed that Barcelona, with their academy, was the best run team on the planet.

It was all an illusion. They have made nothing but bad decisions since signing Suarez.

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Re: FC Barcelona
« Reply #8888 on: December 3, 2021, 01:21:30 pm »
We genuinely haven't missed him either, which must grate.

Might do a job for us during AFCON  if it goes ahead. I'd take him on loan.
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Re: FC Barcelona
« Reply #8889 on: December 3, 2021, 03:39:17 pm »
Dembéle is threatening to leave for free. You can't make it up.

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Re: FC Barcelona
« Reply #8890 on: December 3, 2021, 05:42:48 pm »
Dembéle is threatening to leave for free. You can't make it up.
What a waste of talent. He's a bit of twat so I don't feel bad for him but he could have had a much better career than he's had so far. Not sure who is going to take him, even on a free
I’ve plenty links to the clubs playing and backroom staff as many on here know thank you very much. Fair enough, I admire your optimism. But you’re absolute ostriches if you think this squad, even with 2 or 3 new, “cut price” players with potential get us anywhere close

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Re: FC Barcelona
« Reply #8891 on: December 3, 2021, 06:15:18 pm »
What a waste of talent. He's a bit of twat so I don't feel bad for him but he could have had a much better career than he's had so far. Not sure who is going to take him, even on a free
Newcastle has reportedly offered him big money and other english clubs are interested.

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Re: FC Barcelona
« Reply #8892 on: December 3, 2021, 06:27:24 pm »
If he's Newcastle bound then he's their Robinho, who'll be there for the big pay check and not being arsed.

He looked an absolute monster footballer in the making, 2 footed, pace and dribbling skills.

Such a waste.
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Re: FC Barcelona
« Reply #8893 on: December 4, 2021, 04:15:10 am »
Newcastle has reportedly offered him big money and other english clubs are interested.
So his career would still be a waste. :P That would actually be the perfect club for him, no class at all.
I’ve plenty links to the clubs playing and backroom staff as many on here know thank you very much. Fair enough, I admire your optimism. But you’re absolute ostriches if you think this squad, even with 2 or 3 new, “cut price” players with potential get us anywhere close

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Re: FC Barcelona
« Reply #8894 on: December 4, 2021, 04:43:04 am »
If he's Newcastle bound then he's their Robinho, who'll be there for the big pay check and not being arsed.

He looked an absolute monster footballer in the making, 2 footed, pace and dribbling skills.

Such a waste.

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Re: FC Barcelona
« Reply #8895 on: December 4, 2021, 09:53:00 am »
I remember when I believed that Barcelona, with their academy, was the best run team on the planet.

It was all an illusion. They have made nothing but bad decisions since signing Suarez.

Barca have always been shite in the transfer market. They've always spent big and bought gems here and there, but their overall business has always been littered with flops, even under Guardiola. They've just been hopeless in the last 5 years to the point every signing has flopped.

Their era of success was predicated on a once-in-a-lifetime crop of Academy players. Prior to Messi/Xavi/Iniesta/Puyol they had one European Cup.

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Re: FC Barcelona
« Reply #8896 on: December 4, 2021, 01:43:16 pm »
Barca have always been shite in the transfer market. They've always spent big and bought gems here and there, but their overall business has always been littered with flops, even under Guardiola. They've just been hopeless in the last 5 years to the point every signing has flopped.

Their era of success was predicated on a once-in-a-lifetime crop of Academy players. Prior to Messi/Xavi/Iniesta/Puyol they had one European Cup.
The Eto'o/Ibrahimovic swap comes to mind as one of the most one-sided transfers I've ever seen.

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Re: FC Barcelona
« Reply #8897 on: December 4, 2021, 02:16:33 pm »
The Eto'o/Ibrahimovic swap comes to mind as one of the most one-sided transfers I've ever seen.

Barca's business through that same window must go down as one of the worst ones in living memory. They also brought in Chygrynskyi and Keirrison for about €40m and never played them.

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Re: FC Barcelona
« Reply #8898 on: December 4, 2021, 02:31:53 pm »
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Re: FC Barcelona
« Reply #8899 on: December 4, 2021, 02:55:52 pm »
How's he Balotelli MkII? Is he known to be a twat or something can't say I've ever seen that said about him.
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Re: FC Barcelona
« Reply #8900 on: December 4, 2021, 07:10:53 pm »
when was the last time they didn't finish in top 4 in la liga?

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Re: FC Barcelona
« Reply #8901 on: December 4, 2021, 07:14:40 pm »
it's crazy that they paid Dembele that amount of money after just 2 good season in Rennes+Dortmund.
He is still very much overrated, even by some here too.

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Re: FC Barcelona
« Reply #8902 on: December 4, 2021, 07:22:32 pm »
when was the last time they didn't finish in top 4 in la liga?

They were in the UEFA Cup at least a couple of times in the early 200s because we beat them and then so did Celtic. Although the year we did I think they’d dropped down from the Champions League... so I don’t know. :D

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Re: FC Barcelona
« Reply #8903 on: December 4, 2021, 07:24:30 pm »
Lost at home to Betis today. Lucky to remain only six points away from fourth place, thanks to Atletico's home loss to newly promoted Mallorca.

Sociedad-Real Madrid tonight looks decent.
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Re: FC Barcelona
« Reply #8904 on: December 8, 2021, 09:22:46 pm »
Seems like his methods from Qatar to Dubai, from Dubai to Abu Dhabi, aren't really translating at Barca.
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Re: FC Barcelona
« Reply #8905 on: December 8, 2021, 09:55:45 pm »
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Re: FC Barcelona
« Reply #8906 on: December 8, 2021, 09:56:48 pm »
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Re: FC Barcelona
« Reply #8907 on: December 8, 2021, 10:06:03 pm »
Guardiola in the background there. Looks so... sane.

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« Reply #8908 on: December 8, 2021, 10:07:48 pm »
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that's pretty impressive. I believe they qualified for all the years?

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Re: FC Barcelona
« Reply #8909 on: December 8, 2021, 11:06:06 pm »
And we all know what happened to them in 00-01. ;)
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Re: FC Barcelona
« Reply #8910 on: December 8, 2021, 11:12:07 pm »
Genuine question… if they drew West Ham in the last 16, would they be favourites to win?

Had this discussion indoors earlier when I joked that they’d be a great draw for WHU but thinking about it, WHU would fancy their chances.

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Re: FC Barcelona
« Reply #8911 on: December 8, 2021, 11:29:22 pm »
Genuine question… if they drew West Ham in the last 16, would they be favourites to win?

Had this discussion indoors earlier when I joked that they’d be a great draw for WHU but thinking about it, WHU would fancy their chances.
Remove the 'name' and yes, it isn't unreasonable to suggest West Ham are at worst very live underdogs. They'd be betting underdogs almost certainly and I would back them in that scenario. West Ham beat us and Chelsea this season lest we forget.

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Re: FC Barcelona
« Reply #8912 on: December 8, 2021, 11:46:26 pm »
Barca dont want to face the Hammers.


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Re: FC Barcelona
« Reply #8913 on: December 9, 2021, 12:20:22 am »
when was the last time they didn't finish in top 4 in la liga?

2003.

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Re: FC Barcelona
« Reply #8914 on: December 9, 2021, 12:24:31 am »
Ter Stegen absolutely woeful for the second.

Xavi looks lost out there already.
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« Reply #8915 on: December 9, 2021, 12:47:16 am »
Ter Stegen absolutely woeful for the second.

Xavi looks lost out there already.

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Re: FC Barcelona
« Reply #8916 on: December 9, 2021, 01:58:04 am »
Appointing from the Ole Boys Network.
Wait for Stoichkov to take the reigns, that will finish them for good.
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Re: FC Barcelona
« Reply #8917 on: December 9, 2021, 04:16:49 am »
Genuine question… if they drew West Ham in the last 16, would they be favourites to win?

Had this discussion indoors earlier when I joked that they’d be a great draw for WHU but thinking about it, WHU would fancy their chances.

West Ham are 4th in the PL table and Barca are 7th in the La Liga table, so why not?

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Re: FC Barcelona
« Reply #8918 on: December 9, 2021, 07:55:33 am »
2003.
So odds are against us but hopefully Sevilla, Sociedad and Betis keep winning and keep them out of Top 4. It would be ideal if somehow Atletico is out of Top 4 too ;)

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Re: FC Barcelona
« Reply #8919 on: December 9, 2021, 07:58:51 am »
Genuine question… if they drew West Ham in the last 16, would they be favourites to win?

Had this discussion indoors earlier when I joked that they’d be a great draw for WHU but thinking about it, WHU would fancy their chances.

West Ham? Yes they would. Watched the first half and West Ham would love to face them, they are a shadow of their former selves. I wanted them to go through so that we could get an easy tie next round, Benfica will do though, we owe them one from 2006.
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