Author Topic: The Office AKA The UK Office - 'The Good One' - If you don't like it, piss off  (Read 85522 times)

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Re: The Office
« Reply #80 on: May 28, 2006, 02:06:53 pm »
Finchy on students.


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Re: The Office
« Reply #81 on: May 28, 2006, 03:35:26 pm »
Another highlight from a great series is the cameo from the IT fella (played by Matthew Holness of Garth Marenghi* fame). Tim's face when the IT nerd is talking to Gareth about Bruce Lee is classic.

(*for any Garth Marenghi's Darkplace fans, a follow-up called 'Man to Man with Dean Learner' is listed as being in production on imdb)

I wish he was in it more. Probably one of the funniest characters in it. Tim absolutely hated him and thats why it was so good.
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Re: The Office
« Reply #82 on: May 28, 2006, 05:47:52 pm »
Enjoy, Medley :)

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Re: The Office
« Reply #83 on: May 28, 2006, 06:47:47 pm »
Never seen what all the fuss is about to be honest. its ok , but i think there are far funnier things on tv. maybe you have to work in an office to appreciate the humour or something, i feel like i'm missing out on a big secret. ;D

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Re: The Office
« Reply #84 on: May 28, 2006, 10:13:30 pm »
Never seen what all the fuss is about to be honest. its ok , but i think there are far funnier things on tv. maybe you have to work in an office to appreciate the humour or something, i feel like i'm missing out on a big secret. ;D

Wouldn't say its a hit or miss show considering the amount of people that like the show but i can see why some people dont take a shine to it. My dad despises it and says the same thing.

The Bruce lee scene was on 2 minutes ago !!  ;D
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Re: The Office
« Reply #85 on: May 28, 2006, 10:24:39 pm »
I love the show but this scene on now (the 'motivational' speech) I really do struggle to watch.

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Re: The Office
« Reply #86 on: May 29, 2006, 04:06:03 pm »
I love the show but this scene on now (the 'motivational' speech) I really do struggle to watch.

when he laughs and doesnt stop is crap but then you cant help but laugh



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Re: The Office
« Reply #87 on: May 30, 2006, 04:43:41 pm »
The best clip of the lot


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Re: The Office
« Reply #88 on: June 5, 2006, 10:31:17 pm »
All I know is that I can type in "sex fetish" yeah? 2,230 matches. Just click on one at random. "Dutch girls must be punished for having big boobs." Now you do not punish someone, Dutch or otherwise, for having big boobs.

If anything, they should be rewarded.
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Re: The Office
« Reply #89 on: June 7, 2006, 05:36:16 pm »
All I know is that I can type in "sex fetish" yeah? 2,230 matches. Just click on one at random. "Dutch girls must be punished for having big boobs." Now you do not punish someone, Dutch or otherwise, for having big boobs.

If anything, they should be rewarded.

They should be equal.  All women are equal.  :D

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Re: The Office
« Reply #90 on: June 7, 2006, 05:53:51 pm »
"I've come to make a complaint."

"Don't care."

"Well, I think you should."

"I'm on my break. I don't care."

"Well I think you will once you know..."

"Don't care."

"You're an ambassador for the ho... {interrupted}"

"I'm not both...{interrupted}"

"I think there's been a rape up there!"

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Re: The Office
« Reply #91 on: June 8, 2006, 10:08:59 am »
Another highlight from a great series is the cameo from the IT fella (played by Matthew Holness of Garth Marenghi* fame). Tim's face when the IT nerd is talking to Gareth about Bruce Lee is classic.

(*for any Garth Marenghi's Darkplace fans, a follow-up called 'Man to Man with Dean Learner' is listed as being in production on imdb)

Garth Marenghi's Dark Place is coming out on DVD - Set in Romford where I have lived most of my life (apart from the last 18 months)

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Re: The Office
« Reply #92 on: June 8, 2006, 02:24:01 pm »
Garth Marenghi's Dark Place is coming out on DVD - Set in Romford where I have lived most of my life (apart from the last 18 months)

 :D :scarf :thumbup

And all the other smilies that signify good news!

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Re: The Office
« Reply #93 on: June 8, 2006, 04:03:00 pm »

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"I've come to make a complaint.

"I'm on my break. I don't care."

"Well I think you will once you know..."

"Don't care."

"You're an ambassador for the ho... {interrupted}"

"I'm not both...{interrupted}"

"I think there's been a rape up there!"

Pure genius that scene! ;D
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Re: The Office
« Reply #94 on: June 30, 2006, 08:31:14 pm »
Two lesbians. Sisters. I'm just watching.

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Re: The Office
« Reply #95 on: June 30, 2006, 09:08:26 pm »
Two lesbians. Sisters. I'm just watching.


I never thought i say it but could i hear from Gareth again
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Re: The Office
« Reply #96 on: June 30, 2006, 09:38:13 pm »
Have you got your bible with you Ricky?
Umm no.
Thou shall not steal, you steal 1000 post it notes at 12p
thats............profit!!!
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Re: The Office
« Reply #97 on: June 30, 2006, 11:24:52 pm »
Spaceman

Spaceman came down to answer some things,
The world gathered round from paupers to kings,
I’ll answer your questions, I’ll answer them true,
I’ll show the way you know what to do,
Who is wrong and who is right?
Yellow, brown or black or white?
The spaceman he answered “You’ll no longer mind...
I’ve opened your eyes, you’re now colour blind”.


Racial.

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Re: The Office
« Reply #98 on: July 1, 2006, 09:36:30 pm »
free love on the freelove freeway, the love is free and the freeway is long
Rubber Dinghy Rapids....

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Re: The Office
« Reply #99 on: July 2, 2006, 09:23:52 am »
free love on the freelove freeway, the love is free and the freeway is long

I got some hot love on the hot love highway, I won't look back cos my baby's gone (she's dead)

She's not dead!

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He said I lived a good life, about a thousand women,
I said, so why are you crying, he said cos none of them were you...

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Re: The Office
« Reply #100 on: July 2, 2006, 10:05:10 pm »
"It's not gay!"

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Re: The Office
« Reply #101 on: July 2, 2006, 10:08:07 pm »
just found this thread :lmao love the office. Is anyone a fan of Extras, cause that is class to. the one with Kate Winslet is fuckin well funny.

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Re: The Office
« Reply #102 on: July 2, 2006, 10:16:00 pm »
just found this thread :lmao love the office. Is anyone a fan of Extras, cause that is class to. the one with Kate Winslet is fuckin well funny.

Yes im a fan of extras to mate. Nothing will ever beat the office mind!

'Me knees are hurting'

'nearly done'

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Re: The Office
« Reply #103 on: July 2, 2006, 10:17:18 pm »
Yes im a fan of extras to mate. Nothing will ever beat the office mind!

'Me knees are hurting'

'nearly done'



hmmm...

always thought Finchy said, "No they don't..."

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Re: The Office
« Reply #104 on: July 2, 2006, 10:19:46 pm »
hmmm...

always thought Finchy said, "No they don't..."

 :D

Go get your DVD out then because I'm pretty sure he says 'nearly done' but will stand corrected if wrong!


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Re: The Office
« Reply #105 on: July 2, 2006, 11:09:47 pm »
Not only did they undermime you in an authorative sense - come in  Garethe - but they left me with a mental image in my mind of you naked on all fours literally being done doggystyle......


Fuck me it's the best show ever.  I could quote 1000 funny as fuck things but i won't. 

"Who's the Cuban leader who's been in power since the revolution?"
"Fidel Castro"
"No, what did you say then?!"
"..................................Frey Bentos......."



"Is he using his tie?"
"Oh no i'm using the shoe laces"
"He's using his laces!"
"That bastard i knew he would!"

Simply the greatest character ever is David Brent.

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Re: The Office
« Reply #106 on: July 2, 2006, 11:15:25 pm »
'Hes thrown a kettle over a pub. What have you done?'

Pissing meself just reading these quotes!!!
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Re: The Office
« Reply #107 on: July 2, 2006, 11:16:33 pm »
XMAS SPECIAL -

He walks into the pub "yeah she sounded nice on the phone, said sh'ed be wearing a white scalf" (spots a fat bird wearing said scalf coming towards him) "OH FOR FUCKS SAKE" that look at the camera is the best ever.

"Oh, you might recognise me"
"Why are you famous?"
"You heard of a little BBC doumentry called the Office?"
"Yeah.....oh your not that awful boss are you?"
"Nahhhhh....."
"Whats your name then?"
"AH?  Whats my name or whats his name, dont know why you want his name..........oh sorry i've just spil.......can i call you back?"
HANGS UP
"Goood.....GBH of the ears..."Oh whats ya name"....no not for me thanks!"

Sorry :D

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Re: The Office
« Reply #108 on: July 2, 2006, 11:29:10 pm »
XMAS SPECIAL -

He walks into the pub "yeah she sounded nice on the phone, said sh'ed be wearing a white scalf" (spots a fat bird wearing said scalf coming towards him) "OH FOR FUCKS SAKE" that look at the camera is the best ever.

"Oh, you might recognise me"
"Why are you famous?"
"You heard of a little BBC doumentry called the Office?"
"Yeah.....oh your not that awful boss are you?"
"Nahhhhh....."
"Whats your name then?"
"AH?  Whats my name or whats his name, dont know why you want his name..........oh sorry i've just spil.......can i call you back?"
HANGS UP
"Goood.....GBH of the ears..."Oh whats ya name"....no not for me thanks!"

Sorry :D

Sheer class.

'I would say that everyone in the office has woken up at the crack of Dawn at one time or another'
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Re: The Office
« Reply #109 on: July 2, 2006, 11:32:34 pm »

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Re: The Office
« Reply #110 on: July 2, 2006, 11:39:40 pm »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSiFlMAKcEc&search=the%20office%20brent

One of the top 5 clips for sure.

 :lmao

'Got a bit of excitment/nerves. Not sexual.'

Think ive found some one who is just as much of an office geek as me! ;D
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Re: The Office
« Reply #111 on: July 2, 2006, 11:44:50 pm »
What would Lenny Henry say? I think we know - imagine him going out of the door and Dawn French is going 'Where you going? You haven't done the washing up, you haven't put the rubbish out-' 'Do it yourself! I gotta go and save some Africans!'

 ;D

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Re: The Office
« Reply #112 on: July 2, 2006, 11:47:34 pm »
If a good man comes to me, and says thank you David, for the opportunity and continued support in the work-related arena, but I've done that, I wanna better myself, I wanna move on, then I can make that dream come true, to, AKA, for you.

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I'll be shocked if it's anyone other Etoo. Etoo or no-one. Simples.

In fact, I'll do you all a favor and ban myself from the January transfer window forum if we get anyone other than Etoo.

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Re: The Office
« Reply #114 on: July 2, 2006, 11:50:11 pm »
Rubber Dinghy Rapids....

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Re: The Office
« Reply #115 on: July 2, 2006, 11:50:25 pm »
Has anyone else been listening to his podcasts?

Ricky Gervais and Steven Merchant in a room together are fucking hilarious!

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Re: The Office
« Reply #116 on: July 3, 2006, 12:01:55 am »
Prefer this one myself: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEi6fcgW0iA&mode=related&search=the%20office%20brent

I can not handle how funny that scene is. Legend for putting that up mate.

 :lmao :lmao :lmao
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Re: The Office
« Reply #117 on: July 3, 2006, 12:27:07 am »
Balotelli, Falcao, Cavani...

I'll be shocked if it's anyone other Etoo. Etoo or no-one. Simples.

In fact, I'll do you all a favor and ban myself from the January transfer window forum if we get anyone other than Etoo.

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I'll be shocked if it's anyone other Etoo. Etoo or no-one. Simples.

In fact, I'll do you all a favor and ban myself from the January transfer window forum if we get anyone other than Etoo.

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Re: The Office
« Reply #119 on: July 3, 2006, 08:29:41 am »
 :lmao

The look on that blokes face. Keep um coming Mark. ;D
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