Author Topic: The Simpsons - The Blurst of thread (Read 342854 times)

Walton_Gary · « **Reply #40 on:** July 30, 2004, 09:22:37 am »

Quote from: Reinhardt on July 27, 2004, 02:56:10 pm

Homer: Moe, I need your advice.
Moe: Yeah?
Homer: See, I got this friend named... Joey Jo Jo... Junior... Shabadoo.
Moe: That's the worst name I ever heard.
Some Guy runs out of the bar sobbing
Barney: Hey! Joey Jo Jo!

Thats the winner in my book

paulrazor · « **Reply #41 on:** July 30, 2004, 09:27:32 am »

Quote from: Walton_Gary on July 30, 2004, 09:22:37 am

Thats the winner in my book

Millsee · « **Reply #42 on:** July 30, 2004, 04:44:14 pm »

Comic Book Shop Guy having a heart attack:

(clutches chest)

aargh. stabbing pains in chest......

(clutches arm)
moving to arm.......

(sweats)
shortness of breath.......

can't go on.....

describing symptoms.

medley · « **Reply #43 on:** June 4, 2006, 06:48:13 pm »

Sorry for bringing up an old thread but i just saw one of my favourites on Sky, The grease episode. Its got to be in my top 3 along with the New York episode (where homer losers his car) and the Lemon Tree episode

Homer: "My God your greasy"

Withnail · « **Reply #44 on:** June 4, 2006, 08:10:41 pm »

classic today.

mo : the museum is closed so they can clean under the wangs of the statues

Tomaldinho · « **Reply #45 on:** June 4, 2006, 08:31:47 pm »

Wiggum: "I'd rather let a thousand guilty men go free than chase after them"

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Ralph: Super Nintendo Chalmers!

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Duff Man: Duff Man is thrusting in the direction of the problem!

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The Cappuccino Kid · « **Reply #46 on:** June 4, 2006, 11:02:51 pm »

From the Max Power episode:

Trent Steele: Have you had lunch? Do you like thai?
Homer: Thai good. You like shirt?

Marge: You've just got to accept it, you're Game Boy is gone. It's at the bottom of the ocean.
Sea Captain (sighing): Yar. Yar.

Lisa: Bart, this is serious. The next time we fall asleep we could die!
Grampa: Welcome to my world!

Homer: Ooohhh... the internet. Hey, they have that on computers now.

Homer: Asleep at the switch? I was drunk!
Bart: I believe you dad.

Marge: Illegal gambling going on in my house?!?
Moe: Your house! It looks so classy I thought we were in Vegas! You guys lied to me! You said it was Vegas!

Marge: I hate you Homer! I never want to see you ever again!
Homer (on phone to Barney): Hey Barney, guess who's got a date for the prom!

Bart(while wearing a Mr.Burns style suit): It's a little tight.
Mr.Burns: Good! Soon you'll develop a mighty hump.

Mr.Burns: Dogs are idiots! Smithers, how would you like it if I came into your house and started licking your face and sniffing your crotch?
Smithers: Hmmm... if you did it, sir?

Museum curator (to Lisa): You're banned from this establishment. You and your children and your children's children.... for three months.

Hank Scorpio · « **Reply #47 on:** April 11, 2007, 02:35:17 pm »

This is one of the best threads on RAWK!

So funny.

It is amazing how you can read the quote and just burst out laughing without having to watch the actual episode again.

Classical stuff.

Hank Scorpio · « **Reply #48 on:** April 11, 2007, 02:36:27 pm »

Here's one from the 'Sugar' episode. It is one of my favourites.

Homer: I cant live the button down life like you Marge, I need it all, the Scary lows, the dizzying heights, the creamy middle, I know I will offend the blue collar folk with my cocky walk and musky odour, while they sit around their table thinking what is to be done with that Homer Simpson

Marge: Give up the sugar Homer

Homer: Yes dear

Hank Scorpio · « **Reply #49 on:** April 11, 2007, 02:48:12 pm »

Sideshow Bob to Bart:

"You want the truth, you cant handle the truth, no truth handler are you, I deride your truth handling abilities."

WorldChampions · « **Reply #50 on:** April 11, 2007, 02:58:24 pm »

Quote from: Mr. Brightside on June 4, 2006, 11:02:51 pm

Marge: Illegal gambling going on in my house?!?
Moe: Your house! It looks so classy I thought we were in Vegas! You guys lied to me! You said it was Vegas!

Its class that, its just the way he says it

Fiend · « **Reply #51 on:** April 11, 2007, 03:21:53 pm »

After building a church while stranded on an island:

Homer: I may not know much about God, but we sure did build a nice cage for him.

Barry Banana · « **Reply #52 on:** April 11, 2007, 03:53:22 pm »

Bart: Oh yeah well you love Moleman!
Lisa: No you do! You're gay for Moleman!
Bart: You're gay for Moleman!
Moleman: No one's gay for Moleman.

pascoli · « **Reply #53 on:** April 11, 2007, 04:16:41 pm »

Homer: I saw this movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode! I think it was called "The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down."

pascoli · « **Reply #54 on:** April 11, 2007, 04:22:59 pm »

Homer: It's like something out of that "twilighty" show about that zone.

Homer: You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'.

Hank Scorpio · « **Reply #55 on:** April 11, 2007, 04:31:13 pm »

Quote from: pascoli on April 11, 2007, 04:16:41 pm

Homer: I saw this movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode! I think it was called "The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down."

Classic.

Homer: Stupider like a fox

WelshMike · « **Reply #56 on:** April 11, 2007, 04:37:05 pm »

Marge: Have you noticed any change in Bart?
Homer: New glasses?
Marge: No...he looks like something might be disturbing him.
Homer: Probably misses his old glasses.
Marge: I guess we could get more involved in Bart's activities but then I'd be afraid of smothering him.
Homer: Yeah, and then we'd get the chair.
Marge: That's not what I meant.
Homer: It was, Marge, admit it.

Hank Scorpio · « **Reply #57 on:** April 11, 2007, 04:38:01 pm »

'Sugar' episode.

When the bee guys come to see Homer because they think he is using the sugar to steal their bees. They confront him and explain what they think he is trying to do.

Homer: Bee's-wiz-za-wot-now?

Bee Guy: Simpson you diabolical.

Hank Scorpio · « **Reply #58 on:** April 11, 2007, 04:46:39 pm »

Quote from: WelshMike on April 11, 2007, 04:37:05 pm

Marge: Have you noticed any change in Bart?
Homer: New glasses?
Marge: No...he looks like something might be disturbing him.
Homer: Probably misses his old glasses.
Marge: I guess we could get more involved in Bart's activities but then I'd be afraid of smothering him.
Homer: Yeah, and then we'd get the chair.
Marge: That's not what I meant.
Homer: It was, Marge, admit it.

That is so funny! I was just talking to my mate about that. Don't want to overuse the word but classic.

bryanod · « **Reply #59 on:** April 11, 2007, 04:48:46 pm »

I know i shouldn't eat thee.....mmmm sacrilicious

Walton_Gary · « **Reply #60 on:** April 11, 2007, 04:53:40 pm »

Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
Marge: Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa.
Lisa: Bart, tell Dad I will only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat product.
Bart: You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup homeboy?
Homer: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning.
Marge: Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart.
Homer: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out.
Marge: Homer, you're not not-talking to me and secondly I heard what you said.
Homer: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case.
Bart: Uhhh, dad, Lisa's the one you're not talking to.
Homer: Bart, go to your room.

Marge: Homer, the plant called. They said if you don't show up tomorrow don't bother showing up on Monday.
Homer: Woo-hoo. Four-day weekend.

Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.
Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.

Hank Scorpio · « **Reply #61 on:** April 11, 2007, 04:57:47 pm »

[Bart trying to be clever]

'The ironing is delicious'

rodderzzz · « **Reply #62 on:** April 11, 2007, 05:04:26 pm »

dont know if its been mentioned but the

'I'm no Genius, Or....are....I' line was a fuckin gem.

Hank Scorpio · « **Reply #63 on:** April 11, 2007, 05:05:03 pm »

Does anybody remember the one when Bart and Todd (I think) are playing in a miniature golf tournament and they decide to call it a draw at the end?

The commentator says a great line, something about 'the British giving the Punjab back to the Indies'.

Does anybody have the proper line?

It is so funny. LOL

RigBon1892 · « **Reply #64 on:** April 11, 2007, 06:23:45 pm »

Quote from: Guz-kop on July 27, 2004, 08:51:02 am

Cracking quotes

Love the episode where they goto Australia and Bart's playing with a pocket knife when some local comes up and says

"You call that a knife, this is a knife"
"That's a spoon"
"Oh, I see you've played knifey-spoony before"

On right now

Mr simpson shush, disparaging the boot is a bootable offence, its one of their proudest traditions

Only1StevieG · « **Reply #65 on:** April 11, 2007, 06:37:58 pm »

Australian guy: Call that a knife, this is a knife?
Bart: That's not a knife, that's a spoon
Australian guy: Oh, I see you've played knifey spooney before!

MadErik · « **Reply #66 on:** April 11, 2007, 11:07:16 pm »

Moe: They called me Kid Gorgeous. Later on, it was Kid Presentable. Then Kid Gruesome. And finally, Kid Moe.

Rafas_Barmy_Army · « **Reply #67 on:** April 11, 2007, 11:08:57 pm »

1. When Bart is gonna jump Springfield Gorge on a skateboard.

Homer stops Bart at the top of the ramp.

Homer I've never felt so close to you as i do right...ARRRRRGGGHHHHH
I'm gonna make it, I'm gonna make it, I'm king of the world!!!
Uh oh, AAHHH, EEE, AAHHH, OUU, EEEE, AAHH, OUU

Gets brought back up by helicopter and bangs his head on the wall, then loaded into the ambulance which then crashes and back down he goes.

Love tht episode

2. When The Simpsons go to Mount Splashmore and Homer gets stuck in the water slide.

Guy in control room Seems to be a blockage send more kids down
Guy on top of slide sedns about 10 kids down 1after another
Homer (sees the kids) ARRRRHHHHHH

The crowd of people throwing stuff and boooing at the tube in which Homers stuck in when he gets lifted out by the crane.
When they are back home the thing is replayed on the tv.

Hank Scorpio · « **Reply #68 on:** April 12, 2007, 08:50:54 am »

Anybody seen the one when Homer becomes a Don?

I think it is a new one.

Hank Scorpio · « **Reply #69 on:** April 12, 2007, 09:09:13 am »

Homer: To Start Press Any Key. Where's the ANY key?

bryanod · « **Reply #70 on:** April 12, 2007, 09:13:23 am »

I thought I told you to trim those sideburns?

or another of my favourite episodes...

I tackled a loafer at work today!

bellinter · « **Reply #71 on:** April 12, 2007, 09:17:18 am »

Quote from: Raj_ on April 12, 2007, 08:50:54 am

Anybody seen the one when Homer becomes a Don?

I think it is a new one.

was on the other night on Sky One, class episode. The bit at the end where Fat Tony's son becomes the new godfather and they cronies close the door on Lisa, just like the end of the first Godfather was classic!

Hank Scorpio · « **Reply #72 on:** April 12, 2007, 09:27:10 am »

Quote from: bryanodowd on April 12, 2007, 09:13:23 am

I thought I told you to trim those sideburns?

or another of my favourite episodes...

That's one of my favourite's too.

The guy just ends up shaving part of his head. Brilliant.

Hank Scorpio · « **Reply #73 on:** April 12, 2007, 02:24:33 pm »

Quote from: Raj_ on April 11, 2007, 05:05:03 pm

Does anybody remember the one when Bart and Todd (I think) are playing in a miniature golf tournament and they decide to call it a draw at the end?

The commentator says a great line, something about 'the British giving the Punjab back to the Indies'.

Does anybody have the proper line?

It is so funny. LOL

Here's the proper quote.

[Commentator at Crazy Golf Final between Bart and Flanders boy]

"Forgive an old man for shedding a tear, but thats the greatest show of sportsmanship since the British gave the Punjab back to the Indies."

boyham · « **Reply #74 on:** April 12, 2007, 03:53:02 pm »

Where Bart is getting salt on his dinner done for him

''Little more, little mooore, little mooooore...too much, take it away''

When theres some attractive model sitting on a car that you can win in a raffle, a fella comes over ''Do you come with the car?'' she giggles and goes ''Oh you''. Next 5 fellas come over and exactly the same happens each time

RedTerry · « **Reply #75 on:** April 15, 2007, 12:59:54 pm »

Homer: I'm not usually a praying man, but if your up there please save me Superman!
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Chief Wiggum: Sorry you've got the wrong number this is 91.....2
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bryanod · « **Reply #76 on:** April 15, 2007, 01:27:59 pm »

seeeeeeeeee my loafers former goafers, it was that whose skin i chauffaured but a greyhound for a tuxedo would be besttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt

alonsoisared · « **Reply #77 on:** April 15, 2007, 02:30:45 pm »

The bit where Homer is eating Pinchy

!ZED! · « **Reply #78 on:** April 15, 2007, 02:52:32 pm »

Willie: "Lunch Lady Doris, have ya got any grease?"
Lunch Lady Doris: "Yes, yes we do."
Willie: "Then grease me up woman!"
Lunch Lady Doris: "Okey, Dokey."

Little Alex · « **Reply #79 on:** April 15, 2007, 03:12:12 pm »

The one where Homer thinks Bart's gay...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHa4Pn6quLQ