Topic: Adverts you hate

[Drinks Sangria]

The Domino's Pizza adverts that are still on 4 Player, especially the fucking yodelling one.

Absolute shite.

[Crosby Nick]

Picture the scene , 3 models in a field dressed in white gowns with flowers in their hair , looking beautiful. Then what comes next is horrendous

‘’ DURZY DURZY DURZY DURZY HUR HUR HUR HAR HUR “ with what sounds like they’re laughing with men’s voices to fuck knows what ROFL ARF HUR HUR HUR DURZY DURZY DURZY DURZY LOLZ

Give me fucking strength

Haha that one is fucking awful.

I can see you pitching ideas for an advertising agency now you mention it though.

[Sir Capon of Debaser]

Haha that one is fucking awful.

I can see you pitching ideas for an advertising agency now you mention it though.

Hahaha I was sat at my brothers Saturday morning. My brothers in the kitchen making a brew so I’m sat there with my missus, my brothers wife and my mum and that advert c9mes on. I basically said exactly the same thing as I’ve typed out there. I asked them to sit there in silence and watch it after rewinding it back. After it ended I asked them all “ What the fuck is that all about?” They all sat there looking at me and my brothers wife did the “CUCKOO! CUCKOO!” gesture as if to say I’m fucking crackers after they saw how angry I was. Like I’m the one who’s got something wrong with me? The cheeky bastard

I wish people could read the room better because inside I was fuming and her cuckoo noises were basically the same as diluting the Hulk

I’m sat here now and my legs going like the fucking clappers just thinking about that cuckoo dig

[Ziltoid]

Hahaha I was sat at my brothers Saturday morning. My brothers in the kitchen making a brew so I’m sat there with my missus, my brothers wife and my mum and that advert c9mes on. I basically said exactly the same thing as I’ve typed out there. I asked them to sit there in silence and watch it after rewinding it back. After it ended I asked them all “ What the fuck is that all about?” They all sat there looking at me and my brothers wife did the “CUCKOO! CUCKOO!” gesture as if to say I’m fucking crackers after they saw how angry I was. Like I’m the one who’s got something wrong with me? The cheeky bastard

I wish people could read the room better because inside I was fuming and her cuckoo noises were basically the same as diluting the Hulk

I’m sat here now and my legs going like the fucking clappers just thinking about that cuckoo dig

Which ad is this - i now need to see it

[rob1966]

Which ad is this - i now need to see it

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[Andy @ Allerton!]

Picture the scene , 3 models in a field dressed in white gowns with flowers in their hair , looking beautiful. Then what comes next is horrendous

‘’ DURZY DURZY DURZY DURZY HUR HUR HUR HAR HUR “ with what sounds like they’re laughing with men’s voices to fuck knows what ROFL ARF HUR HUR HUR DURZY DURZY DURZY DURZY LOLZ

Give me fucking strength

I don't watch tv much to be honest, so never seen that.

Sounds mad though

[The G in Gerrard]

Kenco Cofficiando. Seeing it a dozen times a day is grating.

[Tesco tearaway]

Kenco Cofficiando. Seeing it a dozen times a day is grating.

Grinding you down is it?

[Nitramdorf]

They've updated the Mr Kipling one. The one where the lad provokes a lynching by taking a cake at the party. Now just after the sister barks her hate at him he walks out and turns the light out.

I thought I'd get angry at adverts instead of football as there is more honesty in the advertising world.

[Son of Spion]

They've updated the Mr Kipling one. The one where the lad provokes a lynching by taking a cake at the party. Now just after the sister barks her hate at him he walks out and turns the light out.

I thought I'd get angry at adverts instead of football as there is more honesty in the advertising world.

The odd thing with that ad is they've 'updated' an ad that is donkeys years old. So all they've really done is leave in a part that was cut from the original.

Anyway, I always disliked that ad because everyone is horrible to the young lad, but at least he gets his own back in the 'updated' version. 

Mind you, he did go on to smash up Billy's piano on Coronation Street, so I went off him for that. 

[Nitramdorf]

The odd thing with that ad is they've 'updated' an ad that is donkeys years old. So all they've really done is leave in a part that was cut from the original.

Anyway, I always disliked that ad because everyone is horrible to the young lad, but at least he gets his own back in the 'updated' version. 

Mind you, he did go on to smash up Billy's piano on Coronation Street, so I went off him for that. 

  yes I much prefer this version. Like you say, why cut it from the original? Think it just reignited my hatred of the old version.

I cant comment on Billy's piano as I havent seen it since Hilda Ogdens days

[bradders1011]

The Chanel No. 5 advert has a cover of Lorde's Team which is like a small child trying to sing along. It's horrible.

[Nitramdorf]

The Smile tooth straightening one with the bloke spinning around and whooping on a treadmill. I hate it.

[67CherryRed]

James Corden walking round a supermarket talking to actors posing as members of the public, talking about the WW app, because presumably it's now offensive to fatties to call it Weight Watchers so it's been rebranded to just WW. Set it all on fire.

[Buck Pete]

The Smile tooth straightening one with the bloke spinning around and whooping on a treadmill. I hate it.

Perhaps they could show Tyson Fury straightening his teeth for him. 

[Kenny's Jacket]

The Lloyds bank one, starting walking learn to run one needs fucking off now

[Keita Success]

Surprised I've not seen the Experian Credit Score radio ad on here yet.

[Lee1-6Liv]

There is an ad on at the moment for a magazine you buy monthly and collect pieces to build your own Titanic model. The first issue is £1.99, after that, it is £9.99 and only 140 issues to collect.

[Crosby Nick]

There is an ad on at the moment for a magazine you buy monthly and collect pieces to build your own Titanic model. The first issue is £1.99, after that, it is £9.99 and only 140 issues to collect.

What’s the scale? 1:1?

[pazcom]

There is an ad on at the moment for a magazine you buy monthly and collect pieces to build your own Titanic model. The first issue is £1.99, after that, it is £9.99 and only 140 issues to collect.

can you play with it in the bath?

For just £1140 (roughly...) you can sink your own Titanic

[So… Howard Philips]

There is an ad on at the moment for a magazine you buy monthly and collect pieces to build your own Titanic model. The first issue is £1.99, after that, it is £9.99 and only 140 issues to collect.

It'd take 140 weeks for a domestic freezer to make a big enough ice cube.

[rob1966]

There is an ad on at the moment for a magazine you buy monthly and collect pieces to build your own Titanic model. The first issue is £1.99, after that, it is £9.99 and only 140 issues to collect.

They do some great looking models, but they end up costing neck end of £1000, which is ridiculous

[AndyMuller]

There is an ad on all over the place from some car insurance company and it is like an Indiana Jones rip off and the fella says "we have possibilities to ponder" or something shit but the way he says it is highly, highly irritating.

[Tesco tearaway]

It's not an ad that I hate; just one that can't be unheard on Greatest Hits radio.
They are plugging their app, ​and the ad is spoken by a woman with a fake French accent.
"Waffle waffle waffle waffle waffle Greta's Tits."
 

[redbyrdz]

Had an ad on spotify for the national lottery. They say how much money they give to good causes like community sport. "If we all play the lottery a little bit, good things happen." They're basically making me think I'm a selfish dickhead for not playing the lottery. WTF?

[rob1966]

The amount of cancer donation ads during the day/night is getting on my tits now. It's not like I'm unaware they need money, its not like I've not lost at least 10 family and friends to cancer, but I don't want to be fucking constantly reminded of the fucking disease.

Just shut the fuck up about it.

[Nitramdorf]

Thortful online cards. Two people with loads of teeth making dolphin noises at each other in a cafe.

[rob1966]

Thortful online cards. Two people with loads of teeth making dolphin noises at each other in a cafe.

Just seen this, what utter c*nt came up with that fucking thing?   The woman looks like an alien too

I just switched to BBC1 as it was doing my head in.

[Son of Spion]

Just seen this, what utter c*nt came up with that fucking thing?   The woman looks like an alien too

I just switched to BBC1 as it was doing my head in.

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I just saw it. It's terrible.

[rob1966]

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I just saw it. It's terrible.

At least the new verisure ad has the blokes talking this time

[Son of Spion]

At least the new verisure ad has the blokes talking this time

Verisure have been reading this thread and introduced a token 'males actually having a voice' ad. No doubt the next one will be full of confident, strident females and dumb males looking on as they make all the decisions without consulting them. 

[rob1966]

Verisure have been reading this thread and introduced a token 'males actually having a voice' ad. No doubt the next one will be full of confident, strident females and dumb males looking on as they make all the decisions without consulting them. 

And they will buy the wrong alarm

[Tesco tearaway]

And they will buy the wrong alarm

Lets just hope that they don't pop to the shops in their Audi to buy it   

[rob1966]

Lets just hope that they don't pop to the shops in their Audi to buy it   

Ignoring every red light along the way while texting their mates

[reddebs]

Hmmm..... Getting a bit sexist in here 🤔🙄

[rob1966]

Hmmm..... Getting a bit sexist in here 🤔🙄

The verisure ads are very sexist. The two women stand there talking, but look like they don't have a clue about the alarm system, so will buy any old shite and the men are relegated to just standing there like spare parts, not allowed to give any input.

And you know that women drivers are in the main crap 

[Nobby Reserve]

The odd thing with that ad is they've 'updated' an ad that is donkeys years old. So all they've really done is leave in a part that was cut from the original.

Anyway, I always disliked that ad because everyone is horrible to the young lad, but at least he gets his own back in the 'updated' version. 

There was another version in between the original and the 'light-off' one, where she's obviously touched by his gesture and they share a look that is a bit alarming in a 'that was so nice of you, we'll do that incest thing again if you want' kind of way.

A bit sinister like the Wrigleys one with the girlfriend's dad.

[Son of Spion]

There was another version in between the original and the 'light-off' one, where she's obviously touched by his gesture and they share a look that is a bit alarming in a 'that was so nice of you, we'll do that incest thing again if you want' kind of way.

A bit sinister like the Wrigleys one with the girlfriend's dad.

*Thread takes dark turn* 

 

[Son of Spion]

The verisure ads are very sexist. The two women stand there talking, but look like they don't have a clue about the alarm system, so will buy any old shite and the men are relegated to just standing there like spare parts, not allowed to give any input.

And you know that women drivers are in the main crap 

Apart from their ads being generally shite and amateurish, the sexism really rubs me up the wrong way.

I simply can't bear the cack-handed approach to addressing sexism against females ... by being sexist towards males instead.     

The answer to that is to portray human beings in a decent, respectful light regardless of their sex, not by making one sex look ridiculous in order to big-up the other.

[reddebs]

The verisure ads are very sexist. The two women stand there talking, but look like they don't have a clue about the alarm system, so will buy any old shite and the men are relegated to just standing there like spare parts, not allowed to give any input.

And you know that women drivers are in the main crap 

Don't know them Rob I try to avoid watching adverts.  Agree on the driver's though 👍