Topic: Ki-Jana Hoever

[Bobinhood]

We'll see. If he gets it done with the first pass, cleans out his man and has a full bag of tricks, then he'll probably play a belter. I'm a little concerned that hes not that Swiffer though, whats he gonna do if someone turns on the jets? We'll probably know if its gonna suck or not if he looks a little windy in the tunnel. Word is he compares favorably to curtain roomba at a similar age, so thats hopeful.

 

[G Richards]

  Still have some shirts from the 80's.

Good luck Hoever,make us proud.

Choose Life

[G Richards]

Clyne leaving was a strange one, but getting the Hoever out from under the stairs sort of explains it.

[TepidT2O]

You think you've been sucked in?

We usually are

[Anthony]

We need a song for Hoever

Alisson too

Sorry, but too many have failed to pick up on that one...

[spider-neil]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPt1o6xuo5g

[dirks digglers]

Sorry, but too many have failed to pick up on that one...

World class. One for the oldies.

Should just make it into a chant that namechecks everyone who doesn’t have their own chant.

[CHOPPER]

Just need to sign someone now, called Pencilcase.

[Brian Blessed]

Edwards can pitch in

Oh Ibey, Oh Coutinho, Oh Solanke, Ward too
 You made me so much money, I wrote this song for you

[deFacto please, you bastards]

Sorry, but too many have failed to pick up on that one...

Hoever whenever he makes our defending better


To the tune of Shakiras whenever wherever

[ScubaSteve]

No idea who this kid is but for all I care they can play more of the kids on Monday. Don’t need the competition this season

[didi shamone]

Replacing a senior player with a teen really sucks.

[DHKopper]

Replacing a senior player with a teen really sucks.

A certain German thinks otherwise.

[killer-heels]

A certain German thinks otherwise.

Lolz.

[Passmaster Molby]

You reckon the first time they saw Hoever play they thought "dam" he's good.

[Red Ol]

Just need to sign someone now, called Pencilcase.

Too stationery ....

[vagabond]

Just need to sign someone now, called Pencilcase.

They'll work well together, can suck em in and draw a foul.

[Peabee]

He’d be our first player born in the 21st century if he starts, surely?

[The Final Third]

Loving his passing from deep hoever..

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[DHKopper]

Lolz.

FFS, I really need to stop posting after an afternoon in the boozer  .

[hassinator]

ROLL ME HOEVER; WE'VE GOT JAN HOEVER; HE WINS A TACKLE MOVE IT ON THEN DOES IT AGAIN.

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[sminp]

Loving his passing from deep hoever..

He’s got a similar style to Van Dijk judging by that video, never looks like he’s out of second gear but always in complete control of the situation. Hopefully he can get up towards Van Dijk’s quality eventually, I can see why Klopp likes him though.

[mrantarctica]

He’s got a similar style to Van Dijk judging by that video, never looks like he’s out of second gear but always in complete control of the situation. Hopefully he can get up towards Van Dijk’s quality eventually, I can see why Klopp likes him though.

Was it Carra that said Fullbacks are either failed CB's or failed wingers?

Pretty hard to label a 16y kid as "failed" anything but I would say that he looks like a CB in the making. Perhaps just needs to get the physicality, reading/understanding of the game and a bit more experience and he could be the next Joe Gomez.

Hard to know if he quite has the pace to play in our first team as a FB. Ours tend to be reasonably quick.

[spider-neil]

Was it Carra that said Fullbacks are either failed CB's or failed wingers?

Pretty hard to label a 16y kid as "failed" anything but I would say that he looks like a CB in the making. Perhaps just needs to get the physicality, reading/understanding of the game and a bit more experience and he could be the next Joe Gomez.

Hard to know if he quite has the pace to play in our first team as a FB. Ours tend to be reasonably quick.

Klopp was tending to pick Gomez at fullback for harder away games to make us more solid. You could do a similar thing with Hangover without moving Gomez from center back.

[The Test]

Does he mostly play CB?

[Chris~]

Does he mostly play CB?

Been a pretty even split between for us but a bit more at right back, only rb for the few times times hes played for the u23s though.

[hassinator]

UNDER HOEVER OF THE NIGHT

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[Black Bull Nova]

Gonna be strange seeing Alexander Arnold as some sort of veteran but he is now.

Let's hope we do form some sort of attachment and that's he does not end up like so many, swept under the carpet.

[Son of Spion]

Just need to sign someone now, called Pencilcase.

So we'll get a few more pens?

[soxfan]

Hard to know if he quite has the pace to play in our first team as a FB. Ours tend to be reasonably quick.

He's quick enough. I think we should roll the dyson him.

[Suareznumber7]

He’s got a similar style to Van Dijk judging by that video, never looks like he’s out of second gear but always in complete control of the situation. Hopefully he can get up towards Van Dijk’s quality eventually, I can see why Klopp likes him though.

I only watched about 30 seconds of that video but that’s what I thought too.  Moves around the pitch very similar to VVD. 

[OneTouchFooty]

He's quick enough. I think we should roll the dyson him.

Has the ability to leave his opposite number for dust.

[RedBootsTommySmith]

I only watched about 30 seconds of that video but that’s what I thought too.  Moves around the pitch very similar to VVD.

His pass on 00:57 seconds was outstanding.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPt1o6xuo5g

[lamonti]

Alisson too

Just got that.

[spider-neil]

Hope he starts but I doubt he will. A) Camacho is flirting with Sporting so I think he'll play to show we value him and he has a future here and B) 16 is a little young to through in against premiership opposition away from home.

[Hazell]

Hope he starts but I doubt he will. A) Camacho is flirting with Sporting so I think he'll play to show we value him and he has a future here and B) 16 is a little young to through in against premiership opposition away from home.

I agree that I don't think he'll start but if he does, I'd prefer him to be playing against a team like Wolves than cloggers from the lower leagues.

[classycarra]

I agree that I don't think he'll start but if he does, I'd prefer him to be playing against a team like Wolves than cloggers from the lower leagues.

Definitely. My guess is he gets some minutes near the end, replacing Camacho. Or if Camacho is going well, he might get shifted further up the pitch and another player can come off.

[Linudden]

I think it’s pronounced something like Hurver...

From my understanding of the continental Germanic languages*, I'm sure it's "Hoofer".

Hopefully, he doesn't live up to the Dutch pronunciation of his name though since that's not how Klopp wants us to play 

(I define German and Dutch as continental Germanic languages, rather than West Germanic, since they're miles away from English and have more in common with the Scandinavian ones).

[JC the Messiah]

We need a song for Hoever

Alisson too

Brilliant.

[Ziltoid]

UNDER HOEVER OF THE NIGHT

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Loved that sing/video