Here is my go at the 12 days of christmas themed rounds I mentioned yesterday with a explanation of how I got to the round if needed, and I assure you they will be needed for some:
12 - Drummers Drumming
Players who have won a major trophy as a manager (Top 5 European League, European Cup or World Cup winning managers)
i.e.Players who went on to drum instructions into the heads of others 11 - Pipers Piping
Players who have captained a team to a major trophy (Top 5 European League, European Cup or World Cup winning captains)
i.e. Players who shout the loudest, piping on at their teammates10 - Lords-a-leaping
Players over 6ft4
i.e. Players who lord their height over you, and you'd need a good leap to win a header against9 - Ladies Dancing
Players to have won a major international trophy with the Spanish National Team
i.e. Players who've represented the home of flamenco dancing8 - Maids-a-Milking
Players to play in a major competition over the age of 39
i.e. Players who milked their careers for all that they're worth7 - Swans-a-Swimming
Players to have represented the Welsh National Team
Swansea are from Wales.... It's better than people who have played for Swansea!6 - Geese-a-Laying
Goalkeepers to have won the Premier League Golden Glove
A goose egg in sport is a score of zero. Plus it makes the fight for keepers harder!5 - Gold Rings
Players to have won an Olympic Gold medal
Should be quite obvious4 - Calling Birds
Pundits on Match of the Day
i.e. Players who now call the game as they see it3 - French Hens
Players to have won a major international trophy with the French National Team
I'm sure you can guess this one2 - Turtle Doves
Retired players to only have played for one club
i.e. faithful players, since Turtle Doves are symbolic of faithfulness1 - Partridge in a Pear Tree
Players who played in the 1994 World Cup Final
In honour of Alan Partridge's Countdown to World Cup '94 (see link below)Link as promised -
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rG0UACzqW3YSome, or most, are stretches to say the least but think it works fairly well as a sheep draft with some bonus rounds added for numbers.
We could change a few, or move the goalposts on some, and we could add the odd random round in if we want, but something like this at least stops every round criteria being linked to christmas completely, unless you want to pick Lapland's best players!
Thoughts?