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Re: MOTD 2016/17 thread
« Reply #400 on: October 22, 2016, 11:20:56 pm »
Oh Moysie. Don't ever change.
how the mighty have fallen, from the glory of leading Utd to missing out on Europe to er leading Sunderland to the Championship!!
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Re: MOTD 2016/17 thread
« Reply #401 on: October 22, 2016, 11:21:28 pm »
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Re: MOTD 2016/17 thread
« Reply #402 on: October 22, 2016, 11:21:41 pm »
"No man on the post. It's a pet hate of mine and managers don't do it" - poor Danny, all these managers just refuse to listen to him. :'(
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Re: MOTD 2016/17 thread
« Reply #403 on: October 22, 2016, 11:26:46 pm »
I assumed when I saw the Arsenal v Boro score that Boro had parked the bus and held on for a point but it seems like they had more than their fair share of chances to win it from watching the highlights.
I've just wiped the sticky residue from my bellend onto the television screen. Taste it Leo. You deserve it.
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Re: MOTD 2016/17 thread
« Reply #404 on: October 22, 2016, 11:27:51 pm »
That giant Arsenal flag being waved too early for a disallowed goal will never not be funny.

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Re: MOTD 2016/17 thread
« Reply #405 on: October 22, 2016, 11:32:33 pm »
Bilic looks like a Balkans hitman.... what a scruffy looking gimp..

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Re: MOTD 2016/17 thread
« Reply #406 on: October 22, 2016, 11:33:08 pm »
how the mighty have fallen, from the glory of leading Utd to missing out on Europe to er leading Sunderland to the Championship!!

Sadly I don't think he'll get the chance to lead them to the Championship, he might be gone before Christmas, especially if Allardyce doesn't get banned. I just don't think Sunderland appreciate his genius like we do, the spoil sports.

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Re: MOTD 2016/17 thread
« Reply #407 on: October 22, 2016, 11:38:17 pm »
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Re: MOTD 2016/17 thread
« Reply #408 on: October 22, 2016, 11:39:20 pm »
Sadly I don't think he'll get the chance to lead them to the Championship, he might be gone before Christmas, especially if Allardyce doesn't get banned. I just don't think Sunderland appreciate his genius like we do, the spoil sports.
yes agreed, a managerial genius and only Liverpool fans that appreciate him! Poor wee Davy
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Re: MOTD 2016/17 thread
« Reply #409 on: October 22, 2016, 11:39:45 pm »
"No man on the post. It's a pet hate of mine and managers don't do it" - poor Danny, all these managers just refuse to listen to him. :'(

"This is one of the few things about coaching I understand and can talk about as it's really simple concept, someone is either there or not, and I can point it out everytime it goes wrong in an attempt to justify someone paying me for talking about football."

...is what I hear anytime a pundit talks about having someone on the post or not.

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Re: MOTD 2016/17 thread
« Reply #410 on: October 22, 2016, 11:41:06 pm »
Bilic hair transplant coming on well!
fucking hell, just seen him looks like he has a dozen Brillo pads stuck on his swede!!
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Re: MOTD 2016/17 thread
« Reply #411 on: October 23, 2016, 06:04:46 am »
moyes moyes moyes, how do you like it,  how do you like it


sacked by xmas please, with a better man utd mangerial record than shitcoat

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Re: MOTD 2016/17 thread
« Reply #412 on: October 23, 2016, 11:18:15 am »
Bilic looks like a Balkans hitman.... what a scruffy looking gimp..

For some reason I see a Donald Sutherland resemblance, something about the menace in the grin

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Re: MOTD 2016/17 thread
« Reply #413 on: October 23, 2016, 02:04:39 pm »
Just had the misfortune to see MOTD2 with Holt and other assorted fools. What a Jose love fest! Spouting absolute bollocks about the tactical Einstein that employs the most expensive squad ever to grab a point at Anfield. They then trot out the usual shite about us being entertaining but we won't win the league. Then holt comes out and says unted are genuine title contenders. He gets paid for this!
They were defending shitcoats tactics saying the point was important and attacking football comes second, when the clown presenter relays the best comment from a viewer as a closing line.
"At £100 a ticket, you bet they have a duty to entertain!"  One sentence, and all the Experts were put to shame.
Waste of licence fee every single one of them
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Re: MOTD 2016/17 thread
« Reply #414 on: October 23, 2016, 02:15:43 pm »
Just had the misfortune to see MOTD2 with Holt and other assorted fools. What a Jose love fest! Spouting absolute bollocks about the tactical Einstein that employs the most expensive squad ever to grab a point at Anfield. They then trot out the usual shite about us being entertaining but we won't win the league. Then holt comes out and says unted are genuine title contenders. He gets paid for this!
They were defending shitcoats tactics saying the point was important and attacking football comes second, when the clown presenter relays the best comment from a viewer as a closing line.
"At £100 a ticket, you bet they have a duty to entertain!"  One sentence, and all the Experts were put to shame.
Waste of licence fee every single one of them

If the clown presenter was Mark Chapman then you have a Man U fan who was educated in Manchester and steers the chat and pundits in the direction you describe. Oliver Holt never says a bad word about the mancs or the manager.

Get used to this now that many footy programmes are made and broadcast from Salford.
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Re: MOTD 2016/17 thread
« Reply #415 on: October 23, 2016, 02:16:33 pm »
Oliver Holt never says a bad word about the mancs or the manager.


To be fair, Holt was the one who said hew as bored senseless by how they played.
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Re: MOTD 2016/17 thread
« Reply #416 on: October 23, 2016, 02:20:01 pm »
To be fair, Holt was the one who said hew as bored senseless by how they played.

Wow, that's a first. One of the few to say it wasn't a masterclass then.

None of these pundits pay the bucks we do to watch some of the dross served up, so the £100 remark must have resonated with them.
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Re: MOTD 2016/17 thread
« Reply #417 on: October 23, 2016, 10:47:14 pm »
Jesus Christ, dig deep into that big bag of cliches why doncha...
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Re: MOTD 2016/17 thread
« Reply #418 on: October 23, 2016, 10:47:55 pm »
Man Utd were fantastic on Monday according to Phil Neville...  ;D

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Re: MOTD 2016/17 thread
« Reply #419 on: October 23, 2016, 10:49:23 pm »
Chris Smalling will take the blunt of the criticism, apparently...

Can they not find any pundits who can actually speak a proper sentence in English?
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Re: MOTD 2016/17 thread
« Reply #420 on: October 23, 2016, 10:50:08 pm »
Man Utd were fantastic on Monday according to Phil Neville...  ;D
What an odious twat.
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Re: MOTD 2016/17 thread
« Reply #421 on: October 23, 2016, 10:51:54 pm »
Man Utd were fantastic on Monday according to Phil Neville...  ;D

Reckoned United could "go places" this season playing like that. They didn't even go outside of their own half for 45 minutes. What was he talking about?

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Re: MOTD 2016/17 thread
« Reply #422 on: October 23, 2016, 10:52:04 pm »
What planet is Phil Neville on?

"On Monday night I thought United were fantastic"

"I thought this team could go places"

They played 6 at the back!

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Re: MOTD 2016/17 thread
« Reply #423 on: October 23, 2016, 10:54:01 pm »
Conte would knock ten shades of shite out of Mourinho as well. He'd give him a good old fashioned beating

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Re: MOTD 2016/17 thread
« Reply #424 on: October 23, 2016, 10:54:07 pm »
Conte deserves credit for having a real look at his squad, apparently. I mean it's not like there's about 50+ to pick from, when including those loaned out.
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Re: MOTD 2016/17 thread
« Reply #425 on: October 23, 2016, 10:57:22 pm »
Chris Smalling will take the blunt of the criticism, apparently...

Can they not find any pundits who can actually speak a proper sentence in English?
Fucking disgraceful. From the BBC no less. "Hell in a handcart" springs to mind. ;D






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Re: MOTD 2016/17 thread
« Reply #426 on: October 23, 2016, 10:58:39 pm »
John Stones £50m :lmao
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Re: MOTD 2016/17 thread
« Reply #427 on: October 23, 2016, 10:59:19 pm »
Conte would knock ten shades of shite out of Mourinho as well. He'd give him a good old fashioned beating


Now THAT would be worth the licence fee.
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Re: MOTD 2016/17 thread
« Reply #428 on: October 23, 2016, 11:01:29 pm »
Neville.P reckons United need to start scoring some goals and win some games. Such insight, we're all much more illuminated now. I've never had the intricacies of the game explained to me in that way before, it all seems so simple. Well worth whatever he's being paid.

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Re: MOTD 2016/17 thread
« Reply #429 on: October 23, 2016, 11:05:42 pm »
Neville.P reckons United need to start scoring some goals and win some games. Such insight, we're all much more illuminated now. I've never had the intricacies of the game explained to me in that way before, it all seems so simple. Well worth whatever he's being paid.

He also said after Monday he thought utd were going somewhere this season.. Like where drawing into mid table.

They are all so up on holding Liverpool on Monday its like xmas come early for them. Do they realise the size of gap they highlighted.

I give the classless one some advice he should've played that bus today too they might have nicked a point there also

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Re: MOTD 2016/17 thread
« Reply #430 on: October 23, 2016, 11:10:28 pm »
According to this lot Chris Smalling wasn't at fault for Chelsea's goals. Now they're saying John Stones wasn't at fault for Southamptons goal even though he literally passed it to their goalscorer, it was Vincent Kompany's fault apparently. English players are bulletproof.

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Re: MOTD 2016/17 thread
« Reply #431 on: October 23, 2016, 11:13:23 pm »
Phil Neville was talking up David Moyes during the week saying he is the best manager to get Sunderland up the table. Unbridled old boys club propaganda.

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Re: MOTD 2016/17 thread
« Reply #432 on: October 23, 2016, 11:14:07 pm »
According to this lot Chris Smalling wasn't at fault for Chelsea's goals. Now they're saying John Stones wasn't at fault for Southamptons goal even though he literally passed it to their goalscorer, it was Vincent Kompany's fault apparently. English players are bulletproof.
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Re: MOTD 2016/17 thread
« Reply #433 on: October 23, 2016, 11:17:19 pm »
Phil Neville was talking up David Moyes during the week saying he is the best manager to get Sunderland up the table. Unbridled old boys club propaganda.
he's insufferable, can't stand the c*nt.

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Re: MOTD 2016/17 thread
« Reply #434 on: October 23, 2016, 11:21:06 pm »
here we go, someone just fucking punch Neville please.

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Re: MOTD 2016/17 thread
« Reply #435 on: October 24, 2016, 12:20:28 am »
My God Phil Neville is a fucking dickhead.
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Re: MOTD 2016/17 thread
« Reply #436 on: October 24, 2016, 01:17:32 am »
He also said after Monday he thought utd were going somewhere this season.. Like where drawing into mid table.

They are all so up on holding Liverpool on Monday its like xmas come early for them. Do they realise the size of gap they highlighted.

I give the classless one some advice he should've played that bus today too they might have nicked a point there also
the fact that they scored after 30 seconds effectively punctured the tyres of the bus and fucked up his system or lack of system might be more appropriate! They scored so early that he has no choice but to abandon the bus and from then on they were clueless
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Re: MOTD 2016/17 thread
« Reply #437 on: October 24, 2016, 01:18:57 am »
Can't believe Shitcoat said they didn't deserve that result! They deserved the lot, utter dogshit turgid football that is again getting its comeuppance!
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Re: MOTD 2016/17 thread
« Reply #438 on: October 24, 2016, 09:11:23 pm »
The S*n going after Gary Lineker apparently, front page tomorrow calling for him to be sacked, because he defended refugees against some of the bullshit they and their ilk have been spouting.



Well in Gary, seems a decent bloke  :wave

Believe it or not, the Sun journalist who wrote the article calling for Lineker to be sacked, was part of the Sun's team that covered Hillsborough

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Re: MOTD 2016/17 thread
« Reply #439 on: October 24, 2016, 10:40:57 pm »
JK Rowling has belittled McKenzie and shown him up for the lying turd that he is, in defence of Lineker. She made the point re Hillsborough. She has talent. He is a liar
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