Topic: MoTD thread

[rushyman]

Shearer: 'when you put someone on the pitch, you're asking them to affect the game.'

jesus fucking wept.

Its so so bad.

[kennedy81]

haha great header that.

[rushyman]

Thats absurd. Thats goal all day

[swoopy]

Shearer: 'when you put someone on the pitch, you're asking them to affect the game.'

jesus fucking wept.

[Crosby Nick]

Watmore looks quite a committed young chap for Sunderland. The sort of lad who throws himself on the line for his team

Hilarious comment on here from someone that he runs like he's trying to catch a mouse.

[rushyman]

BOOOOOO

The 'Koeman out' bus leaves the station

[rushyman]

Moss was the 'biggest kopite going' I saw one of the lunatics say

Just got them a point. Shit that from a kopite. Someone have a word

[swoopy]

Moss was the 'biggest kopite going' I saw one of the lunatics say

Just got them a point. Shit that from a kopite. Someone have a word

It's all a big redshite conspiracy

[kennedy81]

BOOOOOO

The 'Koeman out' bus leaves the station

haha that bus is never late.

[DivisiveNewSigning]

The level of insight on MOTD these days is really down the toilet. I'm not asking for Carragher MNF detail but an original comment once in a while would be refreshing. Pointing out the obvious in their analysis and then showing a few clips of a standout player... it's so dumbed down.

[rushyman]

It's all a big redshite conspiracy

I wonder if they ever stand back and listen to themselves like 'Hang on what am I saying here'

These are people with kids and jobs. Thats the scary thing

[Macphisto80]

Its so so bad.

We should all get used to it now. It's football analysis for the hashtag, vlogger, selfie stick, me me me, wankbag generation.

[rushyman]

We should all get used to it now. It's football analysis for the hashtag, vlogger, selfie stick, me me me, wankbag generation.

Hansen had the show on his back and no one really noticed

Id rather ITV nicked it and Keane and Dixon were on. Theyre allright

[swoopy]

Hansen had the show on his back and no one really noticed

Id rather ITV nicked it and Keane and Dixon were on. Theyre allright

Nah, ITV had it a few years ago and it was dreadful

MOTD is by far the best highlight broadcast if you want to see the general play and not just the goals

[rushyman]

Nah, ITV had it a few years ago and it was dreadful

MOTD is by far the best highlight broadcast if you want to see the general play and not just the goals

Yeah true. But the punditry is just so painful

Keane has a mouth like a foghorn Id love him on it

[thegoodfella]

Shearer: 'when you put someone on the pitch, you're asking them to affect the game.'

jesus fucking wept.

"Scruff of the neck" comment is the one I cringe at most.

[Kekule]

The level of insight on MOTD these days is really down the toilet. I'm not asking for Carragher MNF detail but an original comment once in a while would be refreshing. Pointing out the obvious in their analysis and then showing a few clips of a standout player... it's so dumbed down.

Jermaine Jenas tying himself in knots over the England manager job was astonishing. He reckons they ought to have someone like Hoddle taking over whilst showing the ropes to a younger man like Lampard (good grief  !). Lineker pointed out that they kind of did that with Hodgson and Neville and that the younger one just gets sacked along with the manager when in all goes wrong anyway. Jenas then seemed to do a 180 degree turn and say that it gets complicated if you have a younger man in there helping as he might have his own ideas, the two might not agree and it would be confusing for the players.  All in the space of 90 seconds.

He's got paid for that and no-one will give him any sort of professional appraisal. They just keep getting invited back.

[Upinsmoke]

I think whether MOTD was on BBC or the equivalent on ITV, you don't have time for in depth analysis, but you do kind of need charisma and personality and Shearer has none, neither does Jenas. So i agree with the Keane comment or other types of characters.

[WorldChampions]

Yeah that was embarrassing Kekule. I do agree with his point that the FA should try and keep players like Gerrard and Lampard involved to some level, maybe coaching the younger teams.

[classycarra]

I think whether MOTD was on BBC or the equivalent on ITV, you don't have time for in depth analysis, but you do kind of need charisma and personality and Shearer has none, neither does Jenas. So i agree with the Keane comment or other types of characters.

keane has charisma?

are you irish, perchance?

[Frank Becton]

They show too many games, so when you watch our match it's often unrecognisable for what actually happened.

[Upinsmoke]

keane has charisma?

are you irish, perchance?

I said charisma and personality, he has a personality, he doesn't just tow the same boring lines the rest of them do.

[jammy dodger]

How is Jermaine Jenas on this show? He's an idiot. Hoddle and Lampard!! Forcryinnoutloud.

[Eeyore]

How is Jermaine Jenas on this show? He's an idiot. Hoddle and Lampard!! Forcryinnoutloud.

He is a client of SFX.

The same as Lineker, Shearer, Hansen, Lawrenson, Murphy etc.

It is pretty much the only requirement for getting a gig on MOTD.

[scouseman]

At least Liverpool were one first for a change this week. Cannot remember the last time that happened.

[Isaacsways]

hahaha, as much as i hate England they were talking about Troy Deeney for England...hahahhahahahahahahaha...fucking clueless..Jermaine Jenas is as thick as mince...

[Kekule]

hahaha, as much as i hate England they were talking about Troy Deeney for England...hahahhahahahahahahaha...fucking clueless..Jermaine Jenas is as thick as mince...

That was the other thing that annoyed me. Now I really don't give a shit about England but if you pay attention to any sort of football in this country you have to listen to tits like Shearer who do. Every couple of years they moan about England not being a team and not gelling like the other perceived "lesser" sides. Then in the interim period the same knobheads want to give limited journeymen like Troy Deeney, who are never going to be world beater and need the team to play to their strengths, a go as some sort of reward.

Now either the England team is to be used for rewarding not very good players who are making a go of their careers or it's a serious team that needs an element of consistency in order to grow so it can compete for major international honours. I don't give a shit which one it is but gobshites like Shearer need to pick an option and stick with it, and stop annoying the rest of us by switching between the two and pretending to get angry.

[TheShanklyGates]

Jermaine Jenas on again

[Igor Tripod Biscan]

Jermaine Jenas on again

Jermaine Genius

[Macphisto80]

Jermaine Jenas on again

Is it just me, or does his head not quite fit his body?

[TheShanklyGates]

Is it just me, or does his head not quite fit his body?

His brain certainly doesn't fit his mouth.

[Kekule]

Jermaine Jenas just is sitting there opening and closing his mouth, letting the air blow his vocal chords about a bit and hoping for the best.

[rawcusk8]

For those of you wanting a more in depth Jermaine Jenas analysis go on the Bbc website now. Not to be missed!

[Igor Tripod Biscan]

For those of you wanting a more in depth Jermaine Jenas analysis go on the Bbc website now. Not to be missed!

Alternatively, carefully place 2 pencils up your nose and slam your head on a flat service, driving the pencils into your brain

[Barneylfc∗]

Get on the voting for Henderson. We could win this every month 

[Kekule]

Get on the voting for Henderson. We could win this every month 

Does it cost me anything? Cos as good as it was I'm not forking out 50p for a text so that some knobhead can win a trip to Disneyland.

Or does it not work like that?

[Crosby Nick]

Get on the voting for Henderson. We could win this every month 

Should have had Lallana and Mané v Leicester in there too in my unbiased opinion!

Free to vote on the BBC website by the way.

[TheShanklyGates]

First time seeing Arsenal's goal, that's some bullshit.

Does it cost me anything? Cos as good as it was I'm not forking out 50p for a text so that some knobhead can win a trip to Disneyland.

Or does it not work like that?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/live/football/37523904

Completely free.

[Barneylfc∗]

I'll never tire of hating Sean Dyche's voice

[Igor Tripod Biscan]

I swear if you put those circles around any 2 or three players and showed the connection between them, anyone looks organised