Poll

Who's the dirty no good rat?

Triple Amputee Pants-Down Castrato Alphonso
0 (0%)
Cold-Ass Luca DiMarco
0 (0%)
Guiseppe Rubberneck
0 (0%)
Gino Gunindapants
0 (0%)
Fabrizio the Gun
0 (0%)
Jake the Blade
0 (0%)
Alley Trash Nicky
0 (0%)
Major Head Trauma Ralphie Wiggum
0 (0%)
Tony the Fister
0 (0%)
Fabian Crackhead
0 (0%)
Blood Bath Claudio
0 (0%)
Angry Little Valentina
0 (0%)
Jake Leathernuts
2 (3.5%)
Bruno the Gun
0 (0%)
Angelo Sleepswithfishes
0 (0%)
Salvatore the Stink Eye
0 (0%)
Painfully Shy Giuseppe
0 (0%)
Oscar the Jerk
0 (0%)
Ralphie the Spanker
0 (0%)
Knobby Gino Greco
0 (0%)
Golden Shower Guiseppe
3 (5.3%)
Busted Kneecaps Luca
1 (1.8%)
Machine Gun Alfredo? for about half an hour
0 (0%)
Lydia the Assassin
3 (5.3%)
Motor Mouth Claudio
3 (5.3%)
Alley Trash Donato
0 (0%)
Fancy Pants Al Honey
0 (0%)
Kinky Kenneth Alfredo Tepid Barrow Williams Donato Crackhead
0 (0%)
Jumpy Valentino Costanza
0 (0%)
Jack Slapnuts
0 (0%)
Shifty Cosimo Mancini
1 (1.8%)
A C☆nt
0 (0%)
Salvatore Porkchop
1 (1.8%)
Skinny Tony Romano
1 (1.8%)
Blood Bath Salvatore
1 (1.8%)
Bambi Screwball
1 (1.8%)
Fabiano the Shark
2 (3.5%)
Three Legs Luigi
0 (0%)
Tepid Pissy Anus
0 (0%)
Butt Ugly Louie
1 (1.8%)
Pessimistic Monkey Spanker Giorgio Fatnose
0 (0%)
Angry Little Leo
0 (0%)
Tito the Bear
0 (0%)
Silvio Monkeyface
0 (0%)
Valentino Rubbernubs
2 (3.5%)
Lucky Fionda Costa
0 (0%)
Donato The Fixer
0 (0%)
Legless Nicky Milano
1 (1.8%)
Hemorrhaging Mario Costanza
2 (3.5%)
Butter Knife Guido
0 (0%)
Carlo the Blade
0 (0%)
Mario Leathernuts
0 (0%)
'Heavy Load' Stella
0 (0%)
Ralph the Fruit
2 (3.5%)
Ralphie the Fist
2 (3.5%)
Alphonso Porkchop
0 (0%)
Armless Louie Romano
0 (0%)
Hemorrhaging Tony Giamatti
0 (0%)
Silvio the Fruit
0 (0%)
Blood Bath Jake
0 (0%)
Bald Fabiano Marino
0 (0%)
Rampant Tongue Lou
0 (0%)
Just Claudio Leathernuts will do please
0 (0%)
Donato Fuggeddaboutit
1 (1.8%)
Alphonso Whatshisnuts
0 (0%)
Carlotta Rubberface
0 (0%)
Jake Screwball
0 (0%)
Ralphie Rubberneck
0 (0%)
Don Salvatore Gallo
0 (0%)
Luigi the Spanker
0 (0%)
Morose Cosimo Lombardi
0 (0%)
Skinny Latté Costa the Crank
0 (0%)
'Pinstripe' Guiseppe Milano
1 (1.8%)
Alphonse Monkeyface. Fuck you generator.
2 (3.5%)
Giorgio Monkeyface
1 (1.8%)
Alphonse the Hammer
0 (0%)
Sly Emilio Santorini
0 (0%)
Buggy Eyes Alfredo
1 (1.8%)
Butter Knife Ralphie
0 (0%)
Razor Blade Alphonse
0 (0%)
Decrepit Jack Brassi
1 (1.8%)
Butcher Knife Jack
0 (0%)
Butcher Knife Roberto
1 (1.8%)
Tepid Luca De Luca
0 (0%)
'Third Leg' Paolo
2 (3.5%)
Bullet Riddled Alfredo
0 (0%)
Morose Giorgio Costanza
0 (0%)
Knobby Fabiano Costa
0 (0%)
Lightning Fingers Marco
0 (0%)
Jackie Hankypants
0 (0%)
Marco the Shark
0 (0%)
No Brainer Leo
1 (1.8%)
Green Alfredo Milano
0 (0%)
Armless Joe Gambino
0 (0%)
Double Amputee Alfredo
3 (5.3%)
Blunt Force Alfredo
1 (1.8%)
Alphonse the Snitch
0 (0%)
Fabrizio Fatface
1 (1.8%)
Trap Door Supa-Hard Poo-poo Giorgio
2 (3.5%)
Paolo the Blade
1 (1.8%)
Giorgio the Quack
3 (5.3%)
Slick Roberto Delucci
1 (1.8%)
Lucky Al Moretti
0 (0%)
Tony the Spy
0 (0%)
Luigi Skunkypants
0 (0%)
Alfredo Leatherchest
0 (0%)
Rita the Fist a.k.a. Mama Ass Clown
2 (3.5%)
iMajor Head Trauma Jack
0 (0%)
Stefano Skunkypants
0 (0%)
Nice Guy Fabrizio
1 (1.8%)
Fancy Pants Paolo
2 (3.5%)
Luigi the Boss
0 (0%)

Total Members Voted: 14

Voting closed: June 22, 2016, 05:12:41 pm

Author Topic: Your new name!  (Read 27193 times)

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Re: Your new name!
« Reply #40 on: June 8, 2016, 06:12:05 pm »
I'd like an origin story on all you lads.  How'd you get that name?  ;D
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Re: Your new name!
« Reply #41 on: June 8, 2016, 06:12:24 pm »
This has become highly amusing thanks to our mods. 😂😂

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Re: Your new name!
« Reply #42 on: June 8, 2016, 06:13:45 pm »
Cosimo Romano isn't autistic.

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Re: Your new name!
« Reply #43 on: June 8, 2016, 06:15:44 pm »
I'd like an origin story on all you lads.  How'd you get that name?  ;D
I don't wash my willy  :-*

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Re: Your new name!
« Reply #44 on: June 8, 2016, 06:18:51 pm »
Machine Gun Alfredo

Using my username, Barneylfc, I get - Donato Whatshisface. I think I like that better  ;D

 ;D Fuck sake
« Last Edit: June 8, 2016, 06:21:40 pm by Machine Gun Alfredo? for about half an hour »
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Re: Your new name!
« Reply #45 on: June 8, 2016, 06:20:39 pm »
I love it!  ;D
I would honestly let Wijnaldum jizz in my face right now

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Re: Your new name!
« Reply #46 on: June 8, 2016, 06:24:55 pm »
Lydia the Assassin

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Re: Your new name!
« Reply #47 on: June 8, 2016, 06:41:48 pm »
Real name - Alphonso the Suit

RAWK name - Motor Mouth Claudio
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Re: Your new name!
« Reply #48 on: June 8, 2016, 06:43:23 pm »
'Gino the Killer'  :thumbup.... but if I remove the space 'Alley Trash Donato'  :-[

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Re: Your new name!
« Reply #49 on: June 8, 2016, 06:43:23 pm »
So how many members on the footy boards who don't come in the Boozer are currently wondering why RAWK has been attacked by a load of the Italian mob?

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Re: Your new name!
« Reply #50 on: June 8, 2016, 06:46:00 pm »
Fancy Pants Tony


 :'(

I wanted a tough guy name!
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Re: Your new name!
« Reply #51 on: June 8, 2016, 06:46:11 pm »
So how many members on the footy boards who don't come in the Boozer are currently wondering why RAWK has been attacked by a load of the Italian mob?

I'm a legit businessman Giuseppe.

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Re: Your new name!
« Reply #52 on: June 8, 2016, 06:47:19 pm »


So how many members on the footy boards who don't come in the Boozer are currently wondering why RAWK has been attacked by a load of the Italian mob?


There is a certain poster over there who deserves to be titled the Decimal Don in three significant places


The one he has now is a bit owl arse
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Re: Your new name!
« Reply #53 on: June 8, 2016, 06:48:07 pm »
Kinky Alfredo Barrow
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Re: Your new name!
« Reply #54 on: June 8, 2016, 06:48:11 pm »
Real name - Alphonso the Suit

RAWK name - Motor Mouth Claudio




I've a touch of the Ranieri's
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Re: Your new name!
« Reply #55 on: June 8, 2016, 06:48:18 pm »

Jumpy Valentino Costanza 

i can live with this!
A world were Liars and Hypocrites are accepted and rewarded and honest people are derided!
Who voted in this lying corrupt bastard anyway

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Re: Your new name!
« Reply #56 on: June 8, 2016, 06:49:46 pm »
I don't wash my willy  :-*
Admitting stuff like that gets your custom title changed.. :lmao

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Re: Your new name!
« Reply #57 on: June 8, 2016, 06:49:49 pm »
Jack Slapnuts  :o


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Re: Your new name!
« Reply #58 on: June 8, 2016, 06:51:10 pm »

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Re: Your new name!
« Reply #59 on: June 8, 2016, 06:52:56 pm »
I only typed my first name which is 4 letters and got.......

ShiftyCosimoMancini.
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Re: Your new name!
« Reply #60 on: June 8, 2016, 06:53:37 pm »
I only typed my first name which is 4 letters and got.......

Shifty Cosimo Mancini.

Are you my idiot cousin?

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Re: Your new name!
« Reply #61 on: June 8, 2016, 06:54:45 pm »
Are you my idiot cousin?
Your shifty cousin.

Looks like my rawk name is Manc ini. :o
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Re: Your new name!
« Reply #62 on: June 8, 2016, 06:56:00 pm »
Fucking hell :lmao :lmao

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Re: Your new name!
« Reply #63 on: June 8, 2016, 06:57:05 pm »
Your shifty cousin.

Looks like my rawk name is Manc ini. :o

My idiot manc cousin. That explains it.

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Re: Your new name!
« Reply #64 on: June 8, 2016, 06:57:11 pm »
This is too fkn funny haha

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Re: Your new name!
« Reply #65 on: June 8, 2016, 06:58:42 pm »
Haha, great stuff. Been browsing RAWK for about half an hour and only just noticed.

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Re: Your new name!
« Reply #66 on: June 8, 2016, 06:59:14 pm »
We want Claire!
We want Claire!
We want Claire!
We want Claire!
We want Claire!
We want Claire!
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Re: Your new name!
« Reply #67 on: June 8, 2016, 07:00:02 pm »
'You're a c*nt'

I think my one is broke

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Re: Your new name!
« Reply #68 on: June 8, 2016, 07:02:04 pm »
Nice Guy Pietro  8)

Thank fuck I didn't use El Lobo!
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Re: Your new name!
« Reply #69 on: June 8, 2016, 07:02:09 pm »
Apparently I am Skinny Tony Romano
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Re: Your new name!
« Reply #70 on: June 8, 2016, 07:02:50 pm »
Get the Radox out,im Blood Bath Salvatore.

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Re: Your new name!
« Reply #71 on: June 8, 2016, 07:04:52 pm »
We want Claire!
We want Claire!
We want Claire!
We want Claire!
We want Claire!
We want Claire!

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Re: Your new name!
« Reply #72 on: June 8, 2016, 07:05:28 pm »
Rawk names only!

El Lobo = Silvio the Spanker  :lmao

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Re: Your new name!
« Reply #73 on: June 8, 2016, 07:05:45 pm »
'You're a c*nt'

I think my one is broke

Seems right to me...

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Re: Your new name!
« Reply #74 on: June 8, 2016, 07:07:29 pm »
Fabiano the Shark
get thee to the library before the c*nts close it down

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Re: Your new name!
« Reply #75 on: June 8, 2016, 07:08:01 pm »
Who the fuck am I?

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Re: Your new name!
« Reply #76 on: June 8, 2016, 07:09:08 pm »
Bambi Screwball




You sure?... You come out as 'Sandra Monkeyface'  on mine :lmao
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Re: Your new name!
« Reply #77 on: June 8, 2016, 07:09:09 pm »
Posters who haven't visited this thread must be wondering what the fuck is happening..  ;D

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Re: Your new name!
« Reply #78 on: June 8, 2016, 07:09:36 pm »
Caligula turns into Three Legs Luigi  :lmao

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Re: Your new name!
« Reply #79 on: June 8, 2016, 07:10:26 pm »
A world were Liars and Hypocrites are accepted and rewarded and honest people are derided!
Who voted in this lying corrupt bastard anyway