Poll

Who's the dirty no good rat?

Triple Amputee Pants-Down Castrato Alphonso
0 (0%)
Cold-Ass Luca DiMarco
0 (0%)
Guiseppe Rubberneck
0 (0%)
Gino Gunindapants
0 (0%)
Fabrizio the Gun
0 (0%)
Jake the Blade
0 (0%)
Alley Trash Nicky
0 (0%)
Major Head Trauma Ralphie Wiggum
0 (0%)
Tony the Fister
0 (0%)
Fabian Crackhead
0 (0%)
Blood Bath Claudio
0 (0%)
Angry Little Valentina
0 (0%)
Jake Leathernuts
2 (3.5%)
Bruno the Gun
0 (0%)
Angelo Sleepswithfishes
0 (0%)
Salvatore the Stink Eye
0 (0%)
Painfully Shy Giuseppe
0 (0%)
Oscar the Jerk
0 (0%)
Ralphie the Spanker
0 (0%)
Knobby Gino Greco
0 (0%)
Golden Shower Guiseppe
3 (5.3%)
Busted Kneecaps Luca
1 (1.8%)
Machine Gun Alfredo? for about half an hour
0 (0%)
Lydia the Assassin
3 (5.3%)
Motor Mouth Claudio
3 (5.3%)
Alley Trash Donato
0 (0%)
Fancy Pants Al Honey
0 (0%)
Kinky Kenneth Alfredo Tepid Barrow Williams Donato Crackhead
0 (0%)
Jumpy Valentino Costanza
0 (0%)
Jack Slapnuts
0 (0%)
Shifty Cosimo Mancini
1 (1.8%)
A C☆nt
0 (0%)
Salvatore Porkchop
1 (1.8%)
Skinny Tony Romano
1 (1.8%)
Blood Bath Salvatore
1 (1.8%)
Bambi Screwball
1 (1.8%)
Fabiano the Shark
2 (3.5%)
Three Legs Luigi
0 (0%)
Tepid Pissy Anus
0 (0%)
Butt Ugly Louie
1 (1.8%)
Pessimistic Monkey Spanker Giorgio Fatnose
0 (0%)
Angry Little Leo
0 (0%)
Tito the Bear
0 (0%)
Silvio Monkeyface
0 (0%)
Valentino Rubbernubs
2 (3.5%)
Lucky Fionda Costa
0 (0%)
Donato The Fixer
0 (0%)
Legless Nicky Milano
1 (1.8%)
Hemorrhaging Mario Costanza
2 (3.5%)
Butter Knife Guido
0 (0%)
Carlo the Blade
0 (0%)
Mario Leathernuts
0 (0%)
'Heavy Load' Stella
0 (0%)
Ralph the Fruit
2 (3.5%)
Ralphie the Fist
2 (3.5%)
Alphonso Porkchop
0 (0%)
Armless Louie Romano
0 (0%)
Hemorrhaging Tony Giamatti
0 (0%)
Silvio the Fruit
0 (0%)
Blood Bath Jake
0 (0%)
Bald Fabiano Marino
0 (0%)
Rampant Tongue Lou
0 (0%)
Just Claudio Leathernuts will do please
0 (0%)
Donato Fuggeddaboutit
1 (1.8%)
Alphonso Whatshisnuts
0 (0%)
Carlotta Rubberface
0 (0%)
Jake Screwball
0 (0%)
Ralphie Rubberneck
0 (0%)
Don Salvatore Gallo
0 (0%)
Luigi the Spanker
0 (0%)
Morose Cosimo Lombardi
0 (0%)
Skinny Latté Costa the Crank
0 (0%)
'Pinstripe' Guiseppe Milano
1 (1.8%)
Alphonse Monkeyface. Fuck you generator.
2 (3.5%)
Giorgio Monkeyface
1 (1.8%)
Alphonse the Hammer
0 (0%)
Sly Emilio Santorini
0 (0%)
Buggy Eyes Alfredo
1 (1.8%)
Butter Knife Ralphie
0 (0%)
Razor Blade Alphonse
0 (0%)
Decrepit Jack Brassi
1 (1.8%)
Butcher Knife Jack
0 (0%)
Butcher Knife Roberto
1 (1.8%)
Tepid Luca De Luca
0 (0%)
'Third Leg' Paolo
2 (3.5%)
Bullet Riddled Alfredo
0 (0%)
Morose Giorgio Costanza
0 (0%)
Knobby Fabiano Costa
0 (0%)
Lightning Fingers Marco
0 (0%)
Jackie Hankypants
0 (0%)
Marco the Shark
0 (0%)
No Brainer Leo
1 (1.8%)
Green Alfredo Milano
0 (0%)
Armless Joe Gambino
0 (0%)
Double Amputee Alfredo
3 (5.3%)
Blunt Force Alfredo
1 (1.8%)
Alphonse the Snitch
0 (0%)
Fabrizio Fatface
1 (1.8%)
Trap Door Supa-Hard Poo-poo Giorgio
2 (3.5%)
Paolo the Blade
1 (1.8%)
Giorgio the Quack
3 (5.3%)
Slick Roberto Delucci
1 (1.8%)
Lucky Al Moretti
0 (0%)
Tony the Spy
0 (0%)
Luigi Skunkypants
0 (0%)
Alfredo Leatherchest
0 (0%)
Rita the Fist a.k.a. Mama Ass Clown
2 (3.5%)
iMajor Head Trauma Jack
0 (0%)
Stefano Skunkypants
0 (0%)
Nice Guy Fabrizio
1 (1.8%)
Fancy Pants Paolo
2 (3.5%)
Luigi the Boss
0 (0%)

Total Members Voted: 14

Voting closed: June 22, 2016, 05:12:41 pm

Author Topic: Your new name!  (Read 27183 times)

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Your new name!
« on: June 8, 2016, 03:51:43 pm »
Bit of fun whilst fuck all in the football world is goin on.

Probably done before..merge if so thanks.

http://gangstaname.com/names/mafia

Pick any from the list..

DAVO1 aka Bobby Davro! = Double Amputee Alphonso.





The Roll of Shame

Stripped of their names for being grasses

Guiseppe Rubberneck
A C☆nt
Fabrizio the Gun
Triple Amputee Pants-Down Castrato Alphonso

Round 2:

Bruno the Gun
Machine Gun Alfredo? for about half an hour
Kinky Kenneth Alfredo Tepid Barrow Williams Donato Crackhead
Pessimistic Monkey Spanker Giorgio Fatnose


Round 3:

Major Head Trauma Ralphie Wiggum
Angry Little Valentina
Cold-Ass Luca DiMarco
Bald Fabiano Marino
Butter Knife Ralphie
Tony the Spy


Round 4:

Gino Gunindapants
Tony the Fister
Jake the Blade
iMajor Head Trauma Jack
Luigi the Boss


Round 5:

Alley Trash Nicky
Fabian Crackhead
Knobby Gino Greco
Blood Bath Claudio
Angelo Sleepswithfishes
Salvatore the Stink Eye
Painfully Shy Giuseppe
Oscar the Jerk
Ralphie the Spanker
« Last Edit: June 21, 2016, 05:11:04 pm by Knobby Gino Greco »

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Re: Your new name!
« Reply #1 on: June 8, 2016, 03:54:32 pm »
If you'd have put Bobby Davro in you'd have got

Double Amputee Alphonso

So we both got different names for Bobby Davro

I got both (real name and RAWK name)

Cold-Ass Luca DiMarco

Tony the Crank
« Last Edit: June 8, 2016, 03:57:54 pm by Ziltoid »

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Re: Your new name!
« Reply #2 on: June 8, 2016, 03:56:06 pm »
Bobby Davro! = Valentino Rubberneck 😂

I'd be Guiseppe Rubberneck.

I imagine I'm more of the Don though, and you're more of the cousin I'm made to keep about even though you continually fuck up.

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Re: Your new name!
« Reply #3 on: June 8, 2016, 03:57:12 pm »
Samie= Autistic Cosimo Romano

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Re: Your new name!
« Reply #4 on: June 8, 2016, 03:57:18 pm »
I added the exclamation mark,it does come up the same without it.

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Re: Your new name!
« Reply #5 on: June 8, 2016, 04:07:00 pm »
I am now to be know as Fabrizio the Gun.
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Re: Your new name!
« Reply #6 on: June 8, 2016, 04:20:03 pm »
Jake the Blade. 8)
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Re: Your new name!
« Reply #7 on: June 8, 2016, 04:20:21 pm »
Alley Trash Nicky.  I'll take that, sounds classy.
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Re: Your new name!
« Reply #8 on: June 8, 2016, 04:26:20 pm »
Alley Trash Nicky.  I'll take that, sounds classy.

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Re: Your new name!
« Reply #9 on: June 8, 2016, 04:30:37 pm »
Heavy load Jackie for real name and Fabian Crackhead for my user name
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Re: Your new name!
« Reply #10 on: June 8, 2016, 04:34:02 pm »
Major Head Trauma Ralphie for my real name and Luigi Sleepswithfishes for my nick on here... Both not really that good... :(

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Re: Your new name!
« Reply #11 on: June 8, 2016, 04:40:04 pm »
Tony the Fister

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Re: Your new name!
« Reply #12 on: June 8, 2016, 04:40:20 pm »
I mean Fist

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Re: Your new name!
« Reply #13 on: June 8, 2016, 04:44:39 pm »
yeah I'm not getting on your bad side mate.  :o

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Re: Your new name!
« Reply #14 on: June 8, 2016, 04:47:33 pm »
Real name = Al the Pimp

I prefer what SPS translated to though which was

Blood Bath Claudio
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Re: Your new name!
« Reply #15 on: June 8, 2016, 04:50:27 pm »
Angry Little Valentina.

Quite apt.

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Re: Your new name!
« Reply #16 on: June 8, 2016, 04:50:31 pm »
Real name becomes Jake Leathernuts :D

RAWK name becomes Guiseppe the Hammer

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Re: Your new name!
« Reply #17 on: June 8, 2016, 04:51:42 pm »
Bruno the Gun
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Re: Your new name!
« Reply #18 on: June 8, 2016, 04:55:23 pm »
I am now to be know as Fabrizio the Gun.

Bruno the Gun

You guys related?
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Re: Your new name!
« Reply #19 on: June 8, 2016, 04:56:24 pm »
Angelo Sleepswithfishes :-X

That doesn't sound very promising.

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Re: Your new name!
« Reply #20 on: June 8, 2016, 05:00:47 pm »
erm...

Real Name: Salvatore the Stink Eye  :o

RAWK name: Angry Little Luca

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« Reply #21 on: June 8, 2016, 05:07:38 pm »
Les Willis = Painfully Shy Giuseppe

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Re: Your new name!
« Reply #22 on: June 8, 2016, 05:38:15 pm »
Oscar the Jerk.



I won't argue with that :D

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Re: Your new name!
« Reply #23 on: June 8, 2016, 05:51:24 pm »
You guys related?

Yeah, so what.

Does that amuse you?
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« Reply #24 on: June 8, 2016, 05:56:33 pm »
Dont fuck with da rubbernecks!

Aint that right Craig Guiseppe!

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Re: Your new name!
« Reply #25 on: June 8, 2016, 05:58:06 pm »
Ralphie the Spanker is mine

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Re: Your new name!
« Reply #26 on: June 8, 2016, 05:59:08 pm »
Oura namesa havea beena changeda..  8) </pseudoitalian>

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Re: Your new name!
« Reply #27 on: June 8, 2016, 06:03:34 pm »
:lmao


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« Reply #28 on: June 8, 2016, 06:04:43 pm »
 :lmao :lmao


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Re: Your new name!
« Reply #29 on: June 8, 2016, 06:05:07 pm »
hmmmm  ;D

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Re: Your new name!
« Reply #30 on: June 8, 2016, 06:05:23 pm »
:wave

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« Reply #31 on: June 8, 2016, 06:05:46 pm »
Golden Shower Guiseppe ;D

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Re: Your new name!
« Reply #32 on: June 8, 2016, 06:06:11 pm »
Nice one SP
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« Reply #33 on: June 8, 2016, 06:07:18 pm »
It's great. It's like Rawk has gone to the mattresses.. :lmao

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« Reply #34 on: June 8, 2016, 06:07:35 pm »
Bugger!  ;D
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« Reply #35 on: June 8, 2016, 06:08:02 pm »
I'd like an origin story on all you lads.  How'd you get that name?  ;D

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« Reply #36 on: June 8, 2016, 06:09:01 pm »
I'd like an origin story on all you lads.  How'd you get that name?  ;D

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« Reply #37 on: June 8, 2016, 06:09:13 pm »
Fabrizio the Enforcer
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« Reply #38 on: June 8, 2016, 06:10:37 pm »
Fuckin twats...check your new user names..... :lmao :lmao
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Re: Your new name!
« Reply #39 on: June 8, 2016, 06:11:13 pm »