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dave 5516 · « **Reply #44040 on:** September 7, 2017, 04:51:11 pm »

Quote from: Trev20 on September 7, 2017, 10:23:52 am

So I've heard Dave .

There was no need for such services in Heidelberg (Hoffenheim) a few weeks ago. We were in this bar and it was taking them ages to serve so I decided to pour my own ale because I was thirsty. The owner caught me and wasn't too pleased, however this pretty brunette took quite a shine. An hour or so later we were necking on round the back of the alehouse and then went back to hers after the 2-1 win - a great night all round

Not at all surprised....young, good looking, brewstered...it's all gravy for you la.

Ray K · « **Reply #44041 on:** September 7, 2017, 05:31:56 pm »

Deadspin's Why Your team Sucks on the Patriots is just beautiful.

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What’s new that sucks: God, they’re fucking loaded everywhere. Brady could get decapitated and they’d still be favored to win the Super Bowl with Pizza Boy at QB. Name another team that would cut Kony Ealy just because they could. They traded for Brandin Cooks. They swiped Stephon Gilmore and David Harris from their hapless division rivals. They added backs Mike Gillislee and Rex Burkhead (WHITE PLAYER ALERT) in an effort to continue their tradition of giving no RB consistent touches. They lost Julian Edelman for the season but that’ll only give NEXT MAN UP chubbies to every supposed diehard fan now living in Santa Monica. Oh, and half their division is staging two of the most blatant tank jobs in league history.

Aaron Hernandez got his conviction voided by killing himself. That was like the Tuck Rule of murder.

http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2017-new-england-patriots-1800674923

The Falcons and Steelers ones were also great.

Chakan · « **Reply #44042 on:** September 7, 2017, 06:10:16 pm »

I don't even know if my team is good or not

mc_red22 · « **Reply #44043 on:** September 7, 2017, 06:38:27 pm »

Quote from: Chakan on September 7, 2017, 06:10:16 pm

I don't even know if my team is good or not

On the whole it looks good.

Chakan · « **Reply #44044 on:** September 7, 2017, 07:07:29 pm »

Quote from: mc_red22 on September 7, 2017, 06:38:27 pm

On the whole it looks good.

stoa · « **Reply #44045 on:** September 7, 2017, 08:01:11 pm »

Quote from: dave 5516 on September 7, 2017, 09:50:13 am

I'm sat on a bench up a mountain overlooking the Med...don't wanna get back on me bike.

Plenty of GOATs there probably...

LiverLuke · « **Reply #44046 on:** September 7, 2017, 08:31:00 pm »

I know my team is not good

Ray K · « **Reply #44047 on:** September 7, 2017, 08:46:51 pm »

Who's who in the draft? I'm Mike Zimmers Eyepatch.

I've got tomorrow off so I'm going to stay up and watch the kickoff tonight (falling asleep in the 2nd quarter and then waking up at the start of the 4th Q when the Pats are 15 points up and then heading up to bed).

dave 5516 · « **Reply #44048 on:** September 7, 2017, 08:48:10 pm »

Quote from: stoa on September 7, 2017, 08:01:11 pm

Plenty of GOATs there probably...

I was climbing them roads like mountain elephant.

Chakan · « **Reply #44049 on:** September 7, 2017, 08:51:53 pm »

My team name is really hard to figure out

Trev20 · « **Reply #44050 on:** September 7, 2017, 08:55:56 pm »

Quote from: Ray K on September 7, 2017, 08:46:51 pm

Who's who in the draft? I'm Mike Zimmers Eyepatch.

I've got tomorrow off so I'm going to stay up and watch the kickoff tonight (falling asleep in the 2nd quarter and then waking up at the start of the 4th Q when the Pats are 15 points up and then heading up to bed).

I'll of course be watching the start of our Blitz for Six season

filopastry · « **Reply #44051 on:** September 7, 2017, 09:06:31 pm »

Does anyone know of anywhere that streams all the games, I used to get Gamepass but the cost and apparently dubious quality on the new platform have put me of this year.

deFacto please, you bastards · « **Reply #44052 on:** September 7, 2017, 10:10:00 pm »

Quote from: Trev20 on September 7, 2017, 08:55:56 pm

I'll of course be watching the start of our Blitz for Six season

Im up against you mate

Trev20 · « **Reply #44053 on:** September 8, 2017, 01:38:44 am »

Quote from: deFacto on September 7, 2017, 10:10:00 pm

Im up against you mate

My team is shite mate

Need to make some tweaks after this round of games.

Trev20 · « **Reply #44054 on:** September 8, 2017, 01:42:38 am »

We're underway

Ray K · « **Reply #44055 on:** September 8, 2017, 01:49:36 am »

Patriots are going to get about a million points this season.

Trev20 · « **Reply #44056 on:** September 8, 2017, 01:49:51 am »

Patriots lead 7-0

1 yard rush by Mike Gillislie on the opening drive.

deFacto please, you bastards · « **Reply #44057 on:** September 8, 2017, 02:09:12 am »

Should be up 21-0 already, did not take advantage of Kansas fumbling. Scored a td but turned back due to ball hitting the ground when Gronk caught it.

I am in six leagues, which in hindsight was a dumb idea, I have no idea how I'm going to keep up

Ray K · « **Reply #44058 on:** September 8, 2017, 02:11:45 am »

How do you work out a 21 point lead from 2 possessions? I know they're good, but not that good.

deFacto please, you bastards · « **Reply #44059 on:** September 8, 2017, 02:26:45 am »

Quote from: Ray K on September 8, 2017, 02:11:45 am

How do you work out a 21 point lead from 2 possessions? I know they're good, but not that good.

They scored 2 touchdowns that were overturned. Should be up comfortably

Trev20 · « **Reply #44060 on:** September 8, 2017, 02:27:56 am »

Patriots back in the lead 10-7.

deFacto please, you bastards · « **Reply #44061 on:** September 8, 2017, 02:42:00 am »

Quote from: Trev20 on September 8, 2017, 01:38:44 am

My team is shite mate

Need to make some tweaks after this round of games.

Gill is doing great tonight , and I benched him in my other league.

Two touchdowns for Gill, damn

Trev20 · « **Reply #44062 on:** September 8, 2017, 02:43:45 am »

Quote from: deFacto on September 8, 2017, 02:42:00 am

Gill is doing great tonight , and I benched him in my other league.

Two touchdowns for Gill, damn

Yes mate - genuinely didn't think he'd be that much of a factor early on.

17-7 Patriots

deFacto please, you bastards · « **Reply #44063 on:** September 8, 2017, 02:46:03 am »

Quote from: Trev20 on September 8, 2017, 02:43:45 am

Yes mate - genuinely didn't think he'd be that much of a factor early on.

17-7 Patriots

You beat me to the punch and I wanted to draft him. elsewhere I had 3 other running backs (lynch,cj andersen, ingraham) and had him on the bench

deFacto please, you bastards · « **Reply #44064 on:** September 8, 2017, 03:14:03 am »

Pats playing sloppy, Chiefs score at the end of the half, and they get the ball with a chance to either tie or take the lead in the 3rd quarter.

Trev20 · « **Reply #44065 on:** September 8, 2017, 03:14:50 am »

Chiefs hanging around here.

17-14 Patriots at half time and Kansas City will get the first possession of the second half.

Ray K · « **Reply #44066 on:** September 8, 2017, 03:16:16 am »

I can't get used to not-that-fat Andy Reid. If he starts using time outs correctly we'll know he's an alien imposter.

Ray K · « **Reply #44067 on:** September 8, 2017, 03:45:22 am »

Patriots are playing shit here and now they're losing. Good lad Tyreek, that's a bunch of points there.

Trev20 · « **Reply #44068 on:** September 8, 2017, 03:59:55 am »

What's going on here?

Brady 11/25...

Trev20 · « **Reply #44069 on:** September 8, 2017, 04:04:00 am »

Patriots reclaim the lead 24-21 with under 5 minutes to play in the 3rd quarter.

Mike Gillislee in for his 3rd td from a yard out.

mc_red22 · « **Reply #44070 on:** September 8, 2017, 04:46:44 am »

Never listening to Fabiano again when he announces that everybody should sit Kareem Hunt.

deFacto please, you bastards · « **Reply #44071 on:** September 8, 2017, 05:06:09 am »

Pats with a disgracreful performance.

Kansas City 42
Pats 27

beardsley4ever · « **Reply #44072 on:** September 8, 2017, 05:16:49 am »

Heartbreaking injury for Eric Berry after all he's been through.

fredfrop · « **Reply #44073 on:** September 8, 2017, 05:26:20 am »

Well done Chiefs! ABP

Something Worse · « **Reply #44074 on:** September 8, 2017, 06:07:43 am »

What happened the last time KC beat down the Pats? Not a good sign for the rest of the league.

voodoo ray · « **Reply #44075 on:** September 8, 2017, 07:17:16 am »

hahahahahahaha

could well be the only game they lose this season, but that's still funny.

Trev20 · « **Reply #44076 on:** September 8, 2017, 08:08:58 am »

I don't believe it!

FlashGordon · « **Reply #44077 on:** September 8, 2017, 09:49:46 am »

Maybe the 40 year old is human after all. Sickened I didn't stay up to watch it now

KillieRed · « **Reply #44078 on:** September 8, 2017, 10:15:35 am »

Quote from: Trev20 on September 8, 2017, 08:08:58 am

I don't believe it!

I`m, strangely, not that happy!

I think Raiders might regress to 8-8 this year. We won a lot of squeakers last year and we haven't really improved our defensive backfield. There might be a lot of shoot-outs...

deFacto please, you bastards · « **Reply #44079 on:** September 8, 2017, 10:23:51 am »

The defense was the bloody problem.